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xizang;642535 said:
New guy here. Old penis. Or is that new penis, old guy? Whatever. Anyway, I've been lurking in and out for some time and stopped in to say HELLO.

I'm a mature older guy, in possession of a fairly large penis and balls that I decided some time ago to donate to a museum. First, it was to be done after I die. But not wanting to miss out on the fun, I later decided to donate Elmo The Penis while I'm still alive and can enjoy seeing the results. But alas, there's some expense to reckon with, in making my favorite body part immortal and a celebrity. Surgery. Plastination. Miscellaneous expenses. So here I am... with penis and balls still attached, lurking about to see what everyone else is up to.

So what are you up to?

Welcome to the brotherhood.
 
xizang;642535 said:
New guy here. Old penis. Or is that new penis, old guy? Whatever. Anyway, I've been lurking in and out for some time and stopped in to say HELLO.

I'm a mature older guy, in possession of a fairly large penis and balls that I decided some time ago to donate to a museum. First, it was to be done after I die. But not wanting to miss out on the fun, I later decided to donate Elmo The Penis while I'm still alive and can enjoy seeing the results. But alas, there's some expense to reckon with, in making my favorite body part immortal and a celebrity. Surgery. Plastination. Miscellaneous expenses. So here I am... with penis and balls still attached, lurking about to see what everyone else is up to.

So what are you up to?

I can already see I am going to love your sense of humor!

Welcome to the Brotherhood!
 
Thanks guys. I'll try to be civil and not upset too many folks. It'll be fun learning from all the big dudes!
 
xizang;642535 said:
New guy here. Old penis. Or is that new penis, old guy? Whatever. Anyway, I've been lurking in and out for some time and stopped in to say HELLO.

I'm a mature older guy, in possession of a fairly large penis and balls that I decided some time ago to donate to a museum. First, it was to be done after I die. But not wanting to miss out on the fun, I later decided to donate Elmo The Penis while I'm still alive and can enjoy seeing the results. But alas, there's some expense to reckon with, in making my favorite body part immortal and a celebrity. Surgery. Plastination. Miscellaneous expenses. So here I am... with penis and balls still attached, lurking about to see what everyone else is up to.

So what are you up to?

lol, glad you could make it!
 
xizang;642633 said:
Thanks guys. I'll try to be civil and not upset too many folks. It'll be fun learning from all the big dudes!

Have fun just keep in appropriate...having a sense of humor about this stuff is great:)
 
It's hard sometimes - when your favorite hobby is the penis and balls attached to you. Straight and under-endowed guys generally can't understand. And women vary from puzzled to amused. That leaves other men who are similarly fascinated with the penises they find attached to their bodies. The only problem with them is, they often think THEIR penis is the world's best and anyone else is inferior or crazy. I hope you guys are the few exceptions - that you're fascinated with your own, but you can understand other guys being the same way.

By the way, I'm way more kinky than probably 99% of you dudes. I've decided to leave my penis and balls to the penis museum in Iceland. And a documentary movie recently came out about the penis museum, and included me and my penis (named Elmo) as well as a story of the museum, an old Icelander who died to beat Elmo to the display case, and a whole lot of strange stuff the producer and director put into the film. It's called The Final Member and has been in theaters as well as out on DVD. You can watch it for a fee on Amazon or for free on Netflix.

So you see, I've been busy promoting Elmo The Penis. Now I want to see what you guys suggest I might do with him before he's retired to his display case in the penis museum.

Keep up the good work, men!
 
doublelongdaddy;642331 said:
Welcome to the Brotherhood. Your perception is correct, this is an ever evolving process that gets better and better.

Have been readying your threads DLD also went ahead and ordered me a bathmate. (: Going to focus on some girth workouts for my lady and then use that Clamp I see people posting with awesome results (:
 
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Mkiddrocks;642753 said:
Have been readying your threads DLD also went ahead and ordered me a bathmate. (: Going to focus on some girth workouts for my lady and then use that Clamp I see people posting with awesome results (:

Welcome my Brother! I am glad you are reading some of my threads, a lot of great stuff there and with the contribution of all the other active members you are getting the cream of the crop. I wish you the best and when you get that BathMate be sure to read the SRT thread.
 
What's up guys I'm clint, I've known about MOS for YEARS and I'm just getting serious about PE I guess better late than never right? Anyway, I'm 30, relatively fit and have a 6.5 (EL)by 5.5 (EG) not too bad to start with so I believe I have some potential here.. I'm 2 weeks into the newbie routine, I do all of the basic stretches with decent intensity and at least 100-200 jelqs with a hard wear ring (which is bad ass btw), alternating with my hands and jelq gym.. I plan on increasing my jelqing and stretching in the following weeks..I'm also utilizing a jes extender and a original bath mate Hercules; both which I've had for fucking years!!! I'd be huge by Now had I been using all of this shit! One more thing, I'm considering getting a X40 because the base of my dick fills the pump and digs into the skin, not a bad problem to begin with! Sorry about the long rambling first post that's me in a nut shell, what's up Mike!? You guys are awesome I'm stoked for the coming months!!!
 
Hey guys. I'm starting getting this, hopefully will have good results soon.
 
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zrip;643224 said:
When will I be able to reply on other threads? tnx

You should be able to now. What is the problem?
 
Hey guys, I'm Matt from Sydney Australia. I've been reading up in some spare time. I recently came out of a depression and started to turn my life around on many levels, I cut sugar, heavy carbs, milk, and ive been working on cutting out processed foods. I also stopped my SSRI that I was on for a year, and also quit smoking for life. I went from no physical exercise to a 5 mile jog a day. All of this has been happening over the past month. I was depressed and unwell before, and then I woke up one morning with erectile dysfuction, and the inability to get more than about 60% hard, usually I was falling in at 40%.

I have no idea what actually caused my ED, it could have been my first sexual encounter with a girl (at 31, sigh) resulting in her saying I had a small penis. I'm 6'6 and my penis is 5.5/6 when factoring in the fadpad. If I press a measuring tape or something into my pelvic bone I can just reach 7inch. So that's one possiblity as to what caused it, the other possiblity is that the smoking combined with the SSRI, combined with being overweight, just caused me to physically not be able to supply an erection. Or the other possiblity is �naked people movies� addiction. I've been abstaining for 20 days now, my goal is 120.

Very recently, my flaccid penis went from being dead, tiny, cold to touch and white (scary as fuck) to always seeming warm and fuller. And my erections started getting 95%. (Not enough for the veins to bulge like with a tight cockring, but enough to not be able to bend my penis while it's erect). Which has given me confidence, I'm not impotent, and that's a sigh of relief. I just have to keep losing weight and never go back to smoking/SSRI's again in my life.

That said, I feel that being 6'6 foot with a 5.5inch visible cock while standing, 6'0 while laying, and 7inch when pressed again bone, with 5 girth - will just result in many girls thinking I have a tiny dick. I know it's above average, but girls just look and preportion to body size and don't really think beyond that. Perhaps I've let this one experience dictate what I think further experiences will be like, when in reality I should be comfortable with my cock. I see people talking on forums about having 3 or 4inchers. And here I am with a near 7 (if we forget that I have a fatpad). This remains true though, get a lean tiny guy with a 4incher and me with a 7incher, and we'll look about the same size if taken in seperate stand alone photos or even in real life to a girl with no spacial judging ability.

The reason I am even considering extending, is because I've done so many lifestyle changes that required so much pain to change recently, that I realized have an unusual amount of commitment towards my change around and things in general now (this was never true earlier in life). And while extending my penis won't be the key to happiness, it will provide me with the ability to be dominant in my own life and attitude. And that's really what I need right now as that extra push, as that extra support system. When I fall, at least i'll have a big dick to fall back on. And even on a tall guy like me, 8 inches is big nomatter how you slice it up.


Anyway, I would be incredibly happy with a 8incher. Obviously to make that happen, I'm going to have to lose my fatpad, I was not overweight as a child, but I have been overweight for about 4-5 years now. I think that means I may lose my fat pad with work, although it's pretty huge (about 2 inches?). I'm 119kg, I was 128kg three weeks ago, my ideal is 80-90, but to lose the actual fatpad, i'd have to become incredibly lean I imagine. And then I have just over an inch to gain on top of that.

I'd love a monster cock, but that feels unrealsitic. going from 5.5 visible, to 8visible, would be a huge victory. And the awesome thing is that it's only really 1 inch of penis growth. While I do these lengthening exercises, I'll be socializing with girls and dating, since I was never "with" girls in my life. I was homeschooled and alone for most of my years until now. I'm actually really good looking, I was always very down on myself however. Brain chemistry for you.


This life conversion is much bigger than just a couple of health changes and (maybe, if i'm very lucky) a bigger dick. It's about changing the entire way I exist in the world. Anyway, nice to meet you all. Thanks for hearing me out. That pretty much brings us up to date.
 
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whitespider999;645056 said:
Hey guys, I'm Matt from Sydney Australia. I've been reading up in some spare time. I recently came out of a depression and started to turn my life around on many levels, I cut sugar, heavy carbs, milk, and ive been working on cutting out processed foods. I also stopped my SSRI that I was on for a year, and also quit smoking for life. I went from no physical exercise to a 5 mile jog a day. All of this has been happening over the past month. I was depressed and unwell before, and then I woke up one morning with erectile dysfuction, and the inability to get more than about 60% hard, usually I was falling in at 40%.

I have no idea what actually caused my ED, it could have been my first sexual encounter with a girl (at 31, sigh) resulting in her saying I had a small penis. I'm 6'6 and my penis is 5.5/6 when factoring in the fadpad. If I press a measuring tape or something into my pelvic bone I can just reach 7inch. So that's one possiblity as to what caused it, the other possiblity is that the smoking combined with the SSRI, combined with being overweight, just caused me to physically not be able to supply an erection. Or the other possiblity is �naked people movies� addiction. I've been abstaining for 20 days now, my goal is 120.

Very recently, my flaccid penis went from being dead, tiny, cold to touch and white (scary as fuck) to always seeming warm and fuller. And my erections started getting 95%. (Not enough for the veins to bulge like with a tight cockring, but enough to not be able to bend my penis while it's erect). Which has given me confidence, I'm not impotent, and that's a sigh of relief. I just have to keep losing weight and never go back to smoking/SSRI's again in my life.

That said, I feel that being 6'6 foot with a 5.5inch visible cock while standing, 6'0 while laying, and 7inch when pressed again bone, with 5 girth - will just result in many girls thinking I have a tiny dick. I know it's above average, but girls just look and preportion to body size and don't really think beyond that. Perhaps I've let this one experience dictate what I think further experiences will be like, when in reality I should be comfortable with my cock. I see people talking on forums about having 3 or 4inchers. And here I am with a near 7 (if we forget that I have a fatpad). This remains true though, get a lean tiny guy with a 4incher and me with a 7incher, and we'll look about the same size if taken in seperate stand alone photos or even in real life to a girl with no spacial judging ability.

The reason I am even considering extending, is because I've done so many lifestyle changes that required so much pain to change recently, that I realized have an unusual amount of commitment towards my change around and things in general now (this was never true earlier in life). And while extending my penis won't be the key to happiness, it will provide me with the ability to be dominant in my own life and attitude. And that's really what I need right now as that extra push, as that extra support system. When I fall, at least i'll have a big dick to fall back on. And even on a tall guy like me, 8 inches is big nomatter how you slice it up.


Anyway, I would be incredibly happy with a 8incher. Obviously to make that happen, I'm going to have to lose my fatpad, I was not overweight as a child, but I have been overweight for about 4-5 years now. I think that means I may lose my fat pad with work, although it's pretty huge (about 2 inches?). I'm 119kg, I was 128kg three weeks ago, my ideal is 80-90, but to lose the actual fatpad, i'd have to become incredibly lean I imagine. And then I have just over an inch to gain on top of that.

I'd love a monster cock, but that feels unrealsitic. going from 5.5 visible, to 8visible, would be a huge victory. And the awesome thing is that it's only really 1 inch of penis growth. While I do these lengthening exercises, I'll be socializing with girls and dating, since I was never "with" girls in my life. I was homeschooled and alone for most of my years until now. I'm actually really good looking, I was always very down on myself however. Brain chemistry for you.


This life conversion is much bigger than just a couple of health changes and (maybe, if i'm very lucky) a bigger dick. It's about changing the entire way I exist in the world. Anyway, nice to meet you all. Thanks for hearing me out. That pretty much brings us up to date.

Go for it bro, between lifestyle changes with your diet and exercise and extending you can absolutely get to 8". Look up some of the threads in the SG forum and learn from the experience of all of the guys on here.
 
For sure, also grats on your gains, although your starting length was pretty damn great as well. Right now i'm just doing 5 sets of each stretch and 150 jelqs when I first wake up. I'm hoping doing jelqs will help my erection quality on top of the weight loss. Because since I wrote that it's become pretty terrible again. Seems I need to do something like a 300 day brain reset away from �naked people movies� and orgasm. (Yet another challenge)

Ah well, at least I can do PE and abstain at the same time. Also, I'll be getting the sizegenetics and combining that with a full routine next. I'm just warming my penis into it, since I'd rather be safe than over the top, even if it means I increment my way into gains. Perhaps if I was fit and vascular i'd jump right in, but since I am struggling with ED on and off, and have been smoking for 8 years, I don't want to stir the pot too much.
 
whitespider999;645056 said:
Hey guys, I'm Matt from Sydney Australia. I've been reading up in some spare time. I recently came out of a depression and started to turn my life around on many levels, I cut sugar, heavy carbs, milk, and ive been working on cutting out processed foods. I also stopped my SSRI that I was on for a year, and also quit smoking for life. I went from no physical exercise to a 5 mile jog a day. All of this has been happening over the past month. I was depressed and unwell before, and then I woke up one morning with erectile dysfuction, and the inability to get more than about 60% hard, usually I was falling in at 40%.

I have no idea what actually caused my ED, it could have been my first sexual encounter with a girl (at 31, sigh) resulting in her saying I had a small penis. I'm 6'6 and my penis is 5.5/6 when factoring in the fadpad. If I press a measuring tape or something into my pelvic bone I can just reach 7inch. So that's one possiblity as to what caused it, the other possiblity is that the smoking combined with the SSRI, combined with being overweight, just caused me to physically not be able to supply an erection. Or the other possiblity is �naked people movies� addiction. I've been abstaining for 20 days now, my goal is 120.

Very recently, my flaccid penis went from being dead, tiny, cold to touch and white (scary as fuck) to always seeming warm and fuller. And my erections started getting 95%. (Not enough for the veins to bulge like with a tight cockring, but enough to not be able to bend my penis while it's erect). Which has given me confidence, I'm not impotent, and that's a sigh of relief. I just have to keep losing weight and never go back to smoking/SSRI's again in my life.

That said, I feel that being 6'6 foot with a 5.5inch visible cock while standing, 6'0 while laying, and 7inch when pressed again bone, with 5 girth - will just result in many girls thinking I have a tiny dick. I know it's above average, but girls just look and preportion to body size and don't really think beyond that. Perhaps I've let this one experience dictate what I think further experiences will be like, when in reality I should be comfortable with my cock. I see people talking on forums about having 3 or 4inchers. And here I am with a near 7 (if we forget that I have a fatpad). This remains true though, get a lean tiny guy with a 4incher and me with a 7incher, and we'll look about the same size if taken in seperate stand alone photos or even in real life to a girl with no spacial judging ability.

The reason I am even considering extending, is because I've done so many lifestyle changes that required so much pain to change recently, that I realized have an unusual amount of commitment towards my change around and things in general now (this was never true earlier in life). And while extending my penis won't be the key to happiness, it will provide me with the ability to be dominant in my own life and attitude. And that's really what I need right now as that extra push, as that extra support system. When I fall, at least i'll have a big dick to fall back on. And even on a tall guy like me, 8 inches is big nomatter how you slice it up.


Anyway, I would be incredibly happy with a 8incher. Obviously to make that happen, I'm going to have to lose my fatpad, I was not overweight as a child, but I have been overweight for about 4-5 years now. I think that means I may lose my fat pad with work, although it's pretty huge (about 2 inches?). I'm 119kg, I was 128kg three weeks ago, my ideal is 80-90, but to lose the actual fatpad, i'd have to become incredibly lean I imagine. And then I have just over an inch to gain on top of that.

I'd love a monster cock, but that feels unrealsitic. going from 5.5 visible, to 8visible, would be a huge victory. And the awesome thing is that it's only really 1 inch of penis growth. While I do these lengthening exercises, I'll be socializing with girls and dating, since I was never "with" girls in my life. I was homeschooled and alone for most of my years until now. I'm actually really good looking, I was always very down on myself however. Brain chemistry for you.


This life conversion is much bigger than just a couple of health changes and (maybe, if i'm very lucky) a bigger dick. It's about changing the entire way I exist in the world. Anyway, nice to meet you all. Thanks for hearing me out. That pretty much brings us up to date.


Did you post this in another place on the forums? I know I answered this already????
 
whitespider999;645234 said:
For sure, also grats on your gains, although your starting length was pretty damn great as well. Right now i'm just doing 5 sets of each stretch and 150 jelqs when I first wake up. I'm hoping doing jelqs will help my erection quality on top of the weight loss. Because since I wrote that it's become pretty terrible again. Seems I need to do something like a 300 day brain reset away from �naked people movies� and orgasm. (Yet another challenge)

Ah well, at least I can do PE and abstain at the same time. Also, I'll be getting the sizegenetics and combining that with a full routine next. I'm just warming my penis into it, since I'd rather be safe than over the top, even if it means I increment my way into gains. Perhaps if I was fit and vascular i'd jump right in, but since I am struggling with ED on and off, and have been smoking for 8 years, I don't want to stir the pot too much.

Slow and steady wins this race bro, you're on the right track. Getting a reset would be a good idea in my opinion, PIED is a real problem and should be dealt with.

You can also try adding Kegels to your routine, that will dramatically impact your erection quality (EQ). I try to do a minimum of 300 a day, the goal is usually 500.
 
Hey DLD and fellow brothers!
I'm brand new to MOS, and have been back in the PE game since Jan '15. I was doing basic PE stretches and Jelqs back in 2002, and even went as far as getting a Jes-extender, it was difficult to find the privacy being in high school and living at home still and eventually threw in the towel.
Well, I'm currently 31, married and have 2 young daughters. And am really enjoying doing PE again. I started out with a Bathemate, I purchase the x40 Extreme in Jan and I love it! I then purchased the Phallosan Forte in Feb in hopes of a hands free routine. It's definitely easy with my wife on board, although she says I'm stupid for doing it. She swears I don't need it, eventhough I do make her orgasm. Yet I started out at only 6.5x 5, but I can definitely feel and see her reaction when I slam my 6 1/8" pumped girth in her! So she doesn't mind me laying on the bathroom counter pumping while she brushes her teeth.
Anyways, let's get back on track. Like I said, I started out at 6.5bpel x 5mseg, after 520hrs of Phallosan use and 3 months of Bathemate use I'm at 7bpel x5.25mseg. I came across MOS and read about the 3 areas of the penis that need to be stretched to maximize length gains and different girth exercises, I knew I could do more.
I work construction and leave my house at 4:30 and don't get home until 4-5 which doesn't leave me much time in the day for my routine. I also lift weight and do cardio which takes up an hour after I get home. After reading DLDs SRT routine, I am thinking about starting in phase 2. Since I started doing manual stretches before my Bathemate and followed by slow intense Jelqs and squeezes about a month ago.
So my routine as planned is as followes, I'll be strapped at work, when I get done lifting I'll shower and hot cloth.
50 DLD Blasters
15 Bathemate max pressure
Double forced Jelqs and bends
ISO comp squeezes
Cool down
Phallosan while sleeping and any other times possible
Thanks guys! Any info is appreciated!
 
BallsDeep4Now;645970 said:
Hey DLD and fellow brothers!
I'm brand new to MOS, and have been back in the PE game since Jan '15. I was doing basic PE stretches and Jelqs back in 2002, and even went as far as getting a Jes-extender, it was difficult to find the privacy being in high school and living at home still and eventually threw in the towel.
Well, I'm currently 31, married and have 2 young daughters. And am really enjoying doing PE again. I started out with a Bathemate, I purchase the x40 Extreme in Jan and I love it! I then purchased the Phallosan Forte in Feb in hopes of a hands free routine. It's definitely easy with my wife on board, although she says I'm stupid for doing it. She swears I don't need it, eventhough I do make her orgasm. Yet I started out at only 6.5x 5, but I can definitely feel and see her reaction when I slam my 6 1/8" pumped girth in her! So she doesn't mind me laying on the bathroom counter pumping while she brushes her teeth.
Anyways, let's get back on track. Like I said, I started out at 6.5bpel x 5mseg, after 520hrs of Phallosan use and 3 months of Bathemate use I'm at 7bpel x5.25mseg. I came across MOS and read about the 3 areas of the penis that need to be stretched to maximize length gains and different girth exercises, I knew I could do more.
I work construction and leave my house at 4:30 and don't get home until 4-5 which doesn't leave me much time in the day for my routine. I also lift weight and do cardio which takes up an hour after I get home. After reading DLDs SRT routine, I am thinking about starting in phase 2. Since I started doing manual stretches before my Bathemate and followed by slow intense Jelqs and squeezes about a month ago.
So my routine as planned is as followes, I'll be strapped at work, when I get done lifting I'll shower and hot cloth.
50 DLD Blasters
15 Bathemate max pressure
Double forced Jelqs and bends
ISO comp squeezes
Cool down
Phallosan while sleeping and any other times possible
Thanks guys! Any info is appreciated!

Sounds like a killer routine bro, get some!
 
BallsDeep4Now;645970 said:
Hey DLD and fellow brothers!
I'm brand new to MOS, and have been back in the PE game since Jan '15. I was doing basic PE stretches and Jelqs back in 2002, and even went as far as getting a Jes-extender, it was difficult to find the privacy being in high school and living at home still and eventually threw in the towel.
Well, I'm currently 31, married and have 2 young daughters. And am really enjoying doing PE again. I started out with a Bathemate, I purchase the x40 Extreme in Jan and I love it! I then purchased the Phallosan Forte in Feb in hopes of a hands free routine. It's definitely easy with my wife on board, although she says I'm stupid for doing it. She swears I don't need it, eventhough I do make her orgasm. Yet I started out at only 6.5x 5, but I can definitely feel and see her reaction when I slam my 6 1/8" pumped girth in her! So she doesn't mind me laying on the bathroom counter pumping while she brushes her teeth.
Anyways, let's get back on track. Like I said, I started out at 6.5bpel x 5mseg, after 520hrs of Phallosan use and 3 months of Bathemate use I'm at 7bpel x5.25mseg. I came across MOS and read about the 3 areas of the penis that need to be stretched to maximize length gains and different girth exercises, I knew I could do more.
I work construction and leave my house at 4:30 and don't get home until 4-5 which doesn't leave me much time in the day for my routine. I also lift weight and do cardio which takes up an hour after I get home. After reading DLDs SRT routine, I am thinking about starting in phase 2. Since I started doing manual stretches before my Bathemate and followed by slow intense Jelqs and squeezes about a month ago.
So my routine as planned is as followes, I'll be strapped at work, when I get done lifting I'll shower and hot cloth.
50 DLD Blasters
15 Bathemate max pressure
Double forced Jelqs and bends
ISO comp squeezes
Cool down
Phallosan while sleeping and any other times possible
Thanks guys! Any info is appreciated!



Great routine and even greater gains! You must feel like a million bucks making those gains. I think your plan sounds wonderful and I am happy you are taking advice from the best routine on Earth, SRT. Anyone who has gotten involved with SRT has found it to be their saving grace. I am also happy that your partner allows you to train, that is a rarity!
 
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