Hello everyone!
I’d like to introduce myself. Don’t mention my nickname – not a smoker. There are three things I want to share with you : 1. Why am I here. 2. What do I want to achieve. 3. Some background boring stuff. Let’s start with an…
Apology. As you can see I’m not a native speaker, so you may have some difficulties with a ‘ short’ story of mine. You’ve probably noticed that GanjaKnight (Yes, that’s me) is a kind, gentle, and maybe a bit odd person – great, I’d like to be seen that way. My story may look very alike the ones you have already heard. First girlfriend of mine ( I mean first serious relationship) – Let’s call her K. – made my EQ up to 11/10. I’m sure you know what am I talking about. At that point I’ve heard about Penis Enlargement but I was too lazy to even start reading. And I thought I’m what you call ‘hung’. I’ve measured 8” in length, probably 4.5” in MEG. When the fun part started, she just called it ‘wow’ with a jaw to the floor and a smile of excitement. That was my first step to ‘I want more! I want to surprise every girl like that!’. And I discovered some sites “ How to make your penis thicker, and your wallet thinner”. Knowledge about exercises – check. I broke up with K. 7 times, she dumped me once and that was it. My erection angel was gone. It wasn’t something fun afterall – I just kept thinking that it was all about my King Adalbert size (Yes, I gave him a name) . Then I found another girl. Let’s call her M. M was… type of a ‘give up when something is hard to do’ person. And a poor copy of a pornstar. We had sex in like… 1 hour since we met? Pretty quick = In my opinion she became someone not for a long relationship. Yes, I’m an asshole, but I’ve had to check if it’s a bad decision. It wasn’t. She had 1 partner – and their sex lasted 3 minutes because she started to watch a TV during their first time. My EQ was 10/10 but I was still… inexperienced. Yet we did it for 2 hours and none of us came… trying to satisfy each other. What turns me on is seeing womens pleasure during sex. When I was with her our sex life improved, she came a lot, but my EQ dropped to 6/10. Then – not to bore you with whole story – we broke up for a month because of me; I looked for another victim for a serious relationship, yet with no results. Then hormones hit me and I was ‘bees and flowers’ minded so called her and we were back together. Turned out that she was with someone back then and slept with him. I saw the record ( I mean dialogue between M and her friend), and she called this guy ‘the biggest she ever had’. And it was all about thickness. She told me that I’m a lot longer, and better, that it’s impressive I can last 8 hours a day (long distance relationship) etc etc. I freaked out. You might say that I asked for it. Well… but I’m glad it has happened to me. Now with knowledge that I can do something about it I won’t waste my time. Of course it would be unpleasant if someone would sleep with your girlfriend – but even more unpleasant is to acknowledge that you are smaller then this guy. I guess it was mostly because of my poor EQ, probably back then I was less then 4.5” in MEG. Nonetheless it hurt my pride. From her point of view I guess it doesn’t matter if it’s 7” long or 8” long. It’s just visual, above average but still – visual. As for girth – There is a difference between 5” and 6”. Big difference. So I found more information about exercises and in February of 2013 year I set up a goal – Girth. Started a routine every night, at 8 pm – Warm up and jelqing for 30 minutes. That’s it. Ye, ye – poor routine. Comparing to those of DLD’s ( respect for your effort and to all vets round here). Thanks to no sex and no masturbation my EQ was back at 10/10. It felt great to actually do something about my size. Honestly – I measured my King before February = 8” in length, 4.5” girth. In may it changed to 8.7” in length, 5.1” MEG, 5.9+” BEG. All other exercises seemed to be too… complicated. Yet now I’m already at the point of reading about P.E every day, and I’ve read ton of materials. Before I found this forum I’ve invested some time for Trinity Blueprint – good looking manual for P.E, yet I haven’t found any ‘proffessional’ opinion from a serious gainer about this pdf. ( Maybe one of readers heard of it huh?). I set up a goal according to tips in Trinity manual – 10.5” length, 6.5” girth(midshaft). And it’s my first routine that I’ve started in May. I haven’t seen M since we were back together; then she dumped me, and then she wanted back – I disagreed, we were friends for 3 days, I banged a girl in one school, M freaked out when I told her about it as a friend (curiosity drawbacks), she couldn’t handle it and hopefully that’s it, she’ll forget about me. Don’t call me heartbreaker… yet. I know that I have to be patient and all that stuff… but after 2 weeks of a poor routine I didn’t feel growth down there. I did some manual clamping for a short span of time to see extra girth gains. But without a routine it’s just a waste of time. You may ask…
Why am I here? Well, I found Penis EnlargementGym forum, read all the threads on a daily basis but it seemed… less then I would want to see. Then I found one post about
MOS, visited your site and… now I believe I have a chance to join your veteran squad soon. I read almost every signature about gains – about signatures : I get encouraged when I see big gains in short span of time; I get discouraged when I see small gains in even 3 years (maybe lack of consistency, I’m not sure). My first intention was to stay with Trinity Blueprint routines ( which I’m doing atm for almost 3 weeks, ye, thrilling) - and then add some girth exercises for better workout. Now after reading whole bunch of stick’ies here I’m not so sure if that’s a good idea. I can see already that you simply care for every new member here, and that’s a motivation boost for me already. Next question…
What do I want to achieve? I mentioned my goal before – 10.5” length, at least 6.5” meg. My goals have changed a little bit. Recently I bought
Bathmate –
X-40. Yes I know it’s probably too big for me, but when I ordered it I checked stats of other
Bathmate’s and I didn’t feel like buying another model in a month( just very optimistic vision). Now my goals for a short term are 10” length, 6.3+“ m girth… flaccid. Just a joke. And long term is 11” length, 7+” girth, maybe much more ‘just’ to fill out
X-40 pump… . I wish I have had started before instead of thinking ‘well, I’m longer then average so I can be a pornstar’. Tried
Bathmate today for the first time, few suction problems, few bruises afterwards, King A. shrinking in a second after releasing the pressure ( is it normal?). I’ll keep
Bathmate everyday now – 12 sets 6 min reps. Just like in Dan’s thread about gains after 2 months with
Bathmate. Of course it would be cool if you could help me out here. For a warmup I get a plastic bottle, fill it up with boiling water, wrap it in towel and thanks to the layers of material I can increase or decrease heat coming from the bottle. I can add that I’m not into hanging or buying
extenders, I’m too afraid to have big canon and loss of sensitivity. I intend to buy a cockring but “I gotsta get paid” .The first thing I’ll order is
MOS dvd of course but I’ve heard that there are some extra materials coming soon so I’ll wait a bit. Things I want to improve – EQ, Girth, Length, from grower to shower, skin softness. I’m starting with poor EQ after 3 days of constant sex (like literally I was sore, kegling and clamping to keep going), so first gains probably will be caused by eq improvement. My excuse? She looked like Milla Jovovich. A lot. And she had a girlfriend. If I would die the day after I would like to cross out the “Threesome with two lesbians” before. It didn’t happened, but I felt great looking at “Milla” afterwards - trembling legs and eyes of a stoned person. I’ve started a new routine, a bit modified DLD’s
newbie routine. I would like to see some opinion about it :
1. Warm up (towel + plastic bottle with boiling water)
2.
Bathmate for 6 min. at 50%, last seconds at 100%
3. 3 Uli’s each 20 seconds, 10 seconds at the base, 10 seconds after moving an inch up the shaft
4.
Bathmate for 6 min. at 50 %, last minute at 100%
5. 3 Uli’s each 25 seconds, 15 seconds at the base, 10 seconds after moving an inch up the shaft
6.
Bathmate for 6 min. at 50 %, last 3 minutes at 100%
7. 3 Uli’s each 30 seconds, 15 seconds at the base, 15 seconds after moving an inch up the shaft
8.
Bathmate for 6 min. at 100 %
9. 3 Uli’s each 40 seconds, 25 seconds at the base, 15 seconds after moving an inch up the shaft
10.
Bathmate for 6 min. at 100% (it’s fifth time I’m using
Bathmate so I want three more sets at 100% like this with a 1 minute off between each set)
11. 3 Uli’s each 50 seconds, 25 seconds at the base, 25 seconds after moving an inch up the shaft
12.
Bathmate for 6 min. at 100%
13. 3 x Horse440 squeeze
14.
Bathmate for 6 min. at 100% (it’s 10th set)
15. Clamping (not too long, just enough to get water boiled again)
16. Warm up (towel + plastic bottle)
17. 2 sets of stretches in every direction
18. 600 Wet Jelqs
19. Testicle Massage
20. Warm down – during warm down PC muslces, 100 for 1 sec, 50 for 2 sec, 1 for 120 sec
After that I keep my penis heavy hanging, in some cloth in order to ensure it’s warm. I do this set of exercise every morning so it’s important to have some snack around. At some point with
Bathmate I feel dizzy, like there’s too much blood so you’ll have to wait a bit for me to adjust and for my results report.
Whoa, that’s it. Thanks for reading my story and for any advices from here on now. Cheers!
finally got activation email so fully fledged now , so greetings. gonna take a while to trowel through all these awesome threads I briefly browsed. 
