Hello everyone!
I’d like to introduce myself. Don’t mention my nickname – not a smoker. There are three things I want to share with you : 1. Why am I here. 2. What do I want to achieve. 3. Some background boring stuff. Let’s start with an…
Apology. As you can see I’m not a native speaker, so you may have some difficulties with a ‘ short’ story of mine. You’ve probably noticed that GanjaKnight (Yes, that’s me) is a kind, gentle, and maybe a bit odd person – great, I’d like to be seen that way. My story may look very alike the ones you have already heard. First girlfriend of mine ( I mean first serious relationship) – Let’s call her K. – made my EQ up to 11/10. I’m sure you know what am I talking about. At that point I’ve heard about Penis Enlargement but I was too lazy to even start reading. And I thought I’m what you call ‘hung’. I’ve measured 8” in length, probably 4.5” in MEG. When the fun part started, she just called it ‘wow’ with a jaw to the floor and a smile of excitement. That was my first step to ‘I want more! I want to surprise every girl like that!’. And I discovered some sites “ How to make your penis thicker, and your wallet thinner”. Knowledge about exercises – check. I broke up with K. 7 times, she dumped me once and that was it. My erection angel was gone. It wasn’t something fun afterall – I just kept thinking that it was all about my King Adalbert size (Yes, I gave him a name) . Then I found another girl. Let’s call her M. M was… type of a ‘give up when something is hard to do’ person. And a poor copy of a pornstar. We had sex in like… 1 hour since we met? Pretty quick = In my opinion she became someone not for a long relationship. Yes, I’m an asshole, but I’ve had to check if it’s a bad decision. It wasn’t. She had 1 partner – and their sex lasted 3 minutes because she started to watch a TV during their first time. My EQ was 10/10 but I was still… inexperienced. Yet we did it for 2 hours and none of us came… trying to satisfy each other. What turns me on is seeing womens pleasure during sex. When I was with her our sex life improved, she came a lot, but my EQ dropped to 6/10. Then – not to bore you with whole story – we broke up for a month because of me; I looked for another victim for a serious relationship, yet with no results. Then hormones hit me and I was ‘bees and flowers’ minded so called her and we were back together. Turned out that she was with someone back then and slept with him. I saw the record ( I mean dialogue between M and her friend), and she called this guy ‘the biggest she ever had’. And it was all about thickness. She told me that I’m a lot longer, and better, that it’s impressive I can last 8 hours a day (long distance relationship) etc etc. I freaked out. You might say that I asked for it. Well… but I’m glad it has happened to me. Now with knowledge that I can do something about it I won’t waste my time. Of course it would be unpleasant if someone would sleep with your girlfriend – but even more unpleasant is to acknowledge that you are smaller then this guy. I guess it was mostly because of my poor EQ, probably back then I was less then 4.5” in MEG. Nonetheless it hurt my pride. From her point of view I guess it doesn’t matter if it’s 7” long or 8” long. It’s just visual, above average but still – visual. As for girth – There is a difference between 5” and 6”. Big difference. So I found more information about exercises and in February of 2013 year I set up a goal – Girth. Started a routine every night, at 8 pm – Warm up and jelqing for 30 minutes. That’s it. Ye, ye – poor routine. Comparing to those of DLD’s ( respect for your effort and to all vets round here). Thanks to no sex and no masturbation my EQ was back at 10/10. It felt great to actually do something about my size. Honestly – I measured my King before February = 8” in length, 4.5” girth. In may it changed to 8.7” in length, 5.1” MEG, 5.9+” BEG. All other exercises seemed to be too… complicated. Yet now I’m already at the point of reading about P.E every day, and I’ve read ton of materials. Before I found this forum I’ve invested some time for Trinity Blueprint – good looking manual for P.E, yet I haven’t found any ‘proffessional’ opinion from a serious gainer about this pdf. ( Maybe one of readers heard of it huh?). I set up a goal according to tips in Trinity manual – 10.5” length, 6.5” girth(midshaft). And it’s my first routine that I’ve started in May. I haven’t seen M since we were back together; then she dumped me, and then she wanted back – I disagreed, we were friends for 3 days, I banged a girl in one school, M freaked out when I told her about it as a friend (curiosity drawbacks), she couldn’t handle it and hopefully that’s it, she’ll forget about me. Don’t call me heartbreaker… yet. I know that I have to be patient and all that stuff… but after 2 weeks of a poor routine I didn’t feel growth down there. I did some manual clamping for a short span of time to see extra girth gains. But without a routine it’s just a waste of time. You may ask…
Why am I here? Well, I found Penis EnlargementGym forum, read all the threads on a daily basis but it seemed… less then I would want to see. Then I found one post about [words=http://www.mattersofsize.com/join-now.html]MOS[/words], visited your site and… now I believe I have a chance to join your veteran squad soon. I read almost every signature about gains – about signatures : I get encouraged when I see big gains in short span of time; I get discouraged when I see small gains in even 3 years (maybe lack of consistency, I’m not sure). My first intention was to stay with Trinity Blueprint routines ( which I’m doing atm for almost 3 weeks, ye, thrilling) - and then add some girth exercises for better workout. Now after reading whole bunch of stick’ies here I’m not so sure if that’s a good idea. I can see already that you simply care for every new member here, and that’s a motivation boost for me already. Next question…
What do I want to achieve? I mentioned my goal before – 10.5” length, at least 6.5” meg. My goals have changed a little bit. Recently I bought [words=https://officialhydromaxpump.com/?uid=6&oid=2&affid=98 ]
Bathmate[/words] – [words=https://officialhydromaxpump.com/?uid=6&oid=2&affid=98 ]X-40[/words]. Yes I know it’s probably too big for me, but when I ordered it I checked stats of other [words=https://officialhydromaxpump.com/?uid=6&oid=2&affid=98 ]
Bathmate[/words]’s and I didn’t feel like buying another model in a month( just very optimistic vision). Now my goals for a short term are 10” length, 6.3+“ m girth… flaccid. Just a joke. And long term is 11” length, 7+” girth, maybe much more ‘just’ to fill out [words=https://officialhydromaxpump.com/?uid=6&oid=2&affid=98 ]X-40[/words] pump… . I wish I have had started before instead of thinking ‘well, I’m longer then average so I can be a pornstar’. Tried [words=https://officialhydromaxpump.com/?uid=6&oid=2&affid=98 ]
Bathmate[/words] today for the first time, few suction problems, few bruises afterwards, King A. shrinking in a second after releasing the pressure ( is it normal?). I’ll keep [words=https://officialhydromaxpump.com/?uid=6&oid=2&affid=98 ]
Bathmate[/words] everyday now – 12 sets 6 min reps. Just like in Dan’s thread about gains after 2 months with [words=https://officialhydromaxpump.com/?uid=6&oid=2&affid=98 ]
Bathmate[/words]. Of course it would be cool if you could help me out here. For a warmup I get a plastic bottle, fill it up with boiling water, wrap it in towel and thanks to the layers of material I can increase or decrease heat coming from the bottle. I can add that I’m not into
hanging or buying [words=https://shop.mattersofsize.com/products/sizegenetics-penis-extender]extenders[/words], I’m too afraid to have big canon and loss of sensitivity. I intend to buy a
cockring but “I gotsta get paid” .The first thing I’ll order is [words=http://www.mattersofsize.com/join-now.html]MOS[/words] [words=http://www.mattersofsize.com/mosdvd.htm]dvd[/words] of course but I’ve heard that there are some extra materials coming soon so I’ll wait a bit. Things I want to improve – EQ, Girth, Length, from grower to shower, skin softness. I’m starting with poor EQ after 3 days of constant sex (like literally I was sore, kegling and clamping to keep going), so first gains probably will be caused by eq improvement. My excuse? She looked like Milla Jovovich. A lot. And she had a girlfriend. If I would die the day after I would like to cross out the “Threesome with two lesbians” before. It didn’t happened, but I felt great looking at “Milla” afterwards - trembling legs and eyes of a stoned person. I’ve started a new routine, a bit modified DLD’s [words=http://www.mattersofsize.com/forum/penis-enlargement-newbie-forum/1597-dlds-first-routine-i-gained-2-inches-with-this-routine-full-tutorial.html]newbie routine[/words]. I would like to see some opinion about it :
1. Warm up (towel + plastic bottle with boiling water)
2. [words=https://officialhydromaxpump.com/?uid=6&oid=2&affid=98 ]
Bathmate[/words] for 6 min. at 50%, last seconds at 100%
3. 3 Uli’s each 20 seconds, 10 seconds at the base, 10 seconds after moving an inch up the shaft
4. [words=https://officialhydromaxpump.com/?uid=6&oid=2&affid=98 ]
Bathmate[/words] for 6 min. at 50 %, last minute at 100%
5. 3 Uli’s each 25 seconds, 15 seconds at the base, 10 seconds after moving an inch up the shaft
6. [words=https://officialhydromaxpump.com/?uid=6&oid=2&affid=98 ]
Bathmate[/words] for 6 min. at 50 %, last 3 minutes at 100%
7. 3 Uli’s each 30 seconds, 15 seconds at the base, 15 seconds after moving an inch up the shaft
8. [words=https://officialhydromaxpump.com/?uid=6&oid=2&affid=98 ]
Bathmate[/words] for 6 min. at 100 %
9. 3 Uli’s each 40 seconds, 25 seconds at the base, 15 seconds after moving an inch up the shaft
10. [words=https://officialhydromaxpump.com/?uid=6&oid=2&affid=98 ]
Bathmate[/words] for 6 min. at 100% (it’s fifth time I’m using [words=https://officialhydromaxpump.com/?uid=6&oid=2&affid=98 ]
Bathmate[/words] so I want three more sets at 100% like this with a 1 minute off between each set)
11. 3 Uli’s each 50 seconds, 25 seconds at the base, 25 seconds after moving an inch up the shaft
12. [words=https://officialhydromaxpump.com/?uid=6&oid=2&affid=98 ]
Bathmate[/words] for 6 min. at 100%
13. 3 x Horse440 squeeze
14. [words=https://officialhydromaxpump.com/?uid=6&oid=2&affid=98 ]
Bathmate[/words] for 6 min. at 100% (it’s 10th set)
15. Clamping (not too long, just enough to get water boiled again)
16. Warm up (towel + plastic bottle)
17. 2 sets of stretches in every direction
18. 600 Wet Jelqs
19. Testicle Massage
20. Warm down – during warm down PC muslces, 100 for 1 sec, 50 for 2 sec, 1 for 120 sec
After that I keep my penis heavy
hanging, in some cloth in order to ensure it’s warm. I do this set of exercise every morning so it’s important to have some snack around. At some point with [words=https://officialhydromaxpump.com/?uid=6&oid=2&affid=98 ]
Bathmate[/words] I feel dizzy, like there’s too much blood so you’ll have to wait a bit for me to adjust and for my results report.
Whoa, that’s it. Thanks for reading my story and for any advices from here on now. Cheers!
. guess I ll go with the [words=https://officialhydromaxpump.com/?uid=6&oid=2&affid=98 ]x40[/words] , and will have to finish reading your [words=http://www.mattersofsize.com/forum/showthread.php?64036-My-Best-Work-Ever-Penis-Enlargement-will-Be-Changed-Forever-gt-gt-Gain%20inches%20with%20SRT-Theory-and-Routine]
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