Howdy howdy all.
Name's SnowMutt... I haven't measured myself recently, but the last I checked, I had about six inches of usable length (another inch or two buried under FUPA), and about five inches in circumference (measured with string and a ruler). I'm also twenty-two years old as of yesterday, 5'6'', somewhere between 170-180 lbs, and circumcised. I don't have any specifics on my glans or ball size, but the glans doesn't seem much smaller than the shaft and the balls are probably about the size of small eggs on a good day. I also believe that I have a thickened tunica, if I'm saying that right, which could make my quest for a longer cock an arduous one. I'm bisexual with a male preference (a top, bottom once in a blue moon), and currently, not sexually active (for lack of gay guys that aren't annoying).
I only recently started on my journey to bigger, better junk. Like, three weeks ago maybe. After the first few days, I took a break for the rest of that week for fear that I may have bruised my member, but since then, I have started again with steely resolve! To be honest, however, I'm kind of stumbling around in the dark. I've done my research, but a teacher or mentor would be appreciated. I've pretty much been experimenting around with a little of everything. Because I still live with my parents right now, it's awkward ordering any kind of "devices" to help along the process, so I've mostly been looking for home-made budget versions. I figure most of the work with be manual, anyway.
Probably against my better newbie judgment, I've experimented with basic stretches, A-Stretches (in which the wrist is used as a lever), V-Stretches (for that thickened tunica), "bed fowfers" (Buffalo Bill tuck, pretty much)... I've also jelqed for thirty to forty minutes five days a week for the past two weeks, and I've toyed around with some very gentle squeeze techniques, with plenty of additional warmups between sets to make up for my inexperience (I realize that I probably shouldn't be delving into these to deeply so early in my regiment, afterall). I've taken to warming up some water for about a minute and then dumping it into a small thermos, which I take to the bathroom with me along with a small rag for wrapping- that way I don't need to make additional trips to the microwave! Anyway, moving on...
I haven't actually been terribly sexually active lately due to the lack of any people my type in the area (I'm an acquired taste). I'm not fast, and I prefer to develop a real relationship before anything, so sometimes I never even reach the intimate stages. I've actually already been told that I've got a well-sized member before, and that it's particularly thick, looking a little silly on my frame even (being a bit on the short side...), but I've sort of become bored with the feel of it in my hand... I've gotten so used to it that it doesn't seem to have that heft I'm looking for anymore. I'm mostly just doing this for me. I'm also pretty proud of my balls, which I've been told are a little on the large side and hang nice and low, but I could always go lower! I've already been doing manual ball-stretching exercises, and I've leapt courageously into the world of freeballing- I've already noticed a nice improvement in size and hang since I started stretching and ball jelqing, but it
is still Winter...
I haven't really set any "goals" yet because I'm not sure what is really a reachable one at this time. I figure I should probably change my goal annually based on my results from the previous year, but I'm not sure what I should shoot for. I know what I would like aesthetically-speaking, though... I would definitely like to have a very, very thick length, and a very full, fat glans, possibly even - dare I say it? - disproportionately large to the rest of the shaft. Length is going to be a much tougher nut to crack, thanks to that tunica, but I'm not as concerned about that as I am with regaining that sense of serious heft I had when I was, say, thirteen. Somethin' that really swings, you know? I hear it comes with time over the course of any Penis Enlargement regiment, but I'd also like to add some definition to the surface veins of my shaft.
Maybe a little humor now?
I've already played with a few "ghetto" home-made devices with which to experiment... One thing I'd like to pick up is a simple [words=https://officialhydromaxpump.com/?uid=6&oid=2&affid=98 ]
Bathmate[/words] [words=https://officialhydromaxpump.com/?uid=6&oid=2&affid=98 ]X-40[/words], but I can't say I don't feel a little sting of remorse each time I nearly drop over a hundred bucks on something that could put me in an awkward situation with my parents should they make it to the
package before me. As such, I've actually tried... A water bottle. That's right, an average re-usable water bottle with a screw-on lid, maybe about three or four inches across the opening. I'll fill it up with warm-hot water to a point, dip my flaccid length in there, squeeeeeze the bottle until all the air is displaced by water, press it against my pubic bone as best I can and squeeze the opposite sides of the bottle... Foop! Vacuum! It's actually a surprisingly tight vacuum (granted I have no prior experience with pumps...), but I won't be using it anymore because I can't monitor the amount of pressure being generated and there's nothing standing between my pubic area and the edge of the bottle's opening- youch! Needless to say, it was too discomforting to sit down with for more than ten minutes or so, and on the one occasion I did, I ended up with a small "donut effect" beneath the head of my penis.
Won't be doing that again! I'll just wait till I can get a [words=https://officialhydromaxpump.com/?uid=6&oid=2&affid=98 ]
Bathmate[/words]!
As for a device that has actually been, well... Kinda working... The infamous Ring of Power! As I may or may not have already noted, I'm proud to say I've got a nice pair of hefty low-
hanging balls- but I think I could do better! So I've been stretching and massaging and jelqing, etc... But I decided I wanted to give this Ring of Power a shot. Again, I don't really want to order anything, and I honestly don't have the tools with which to chop up Zinc or Copper rods to begin with, so I actually invested my six cents worth... Of pennies! Yes, I gave the penny thing a shot- last night in fact!
I spent a couple solid hours manually sanding down three "zinc" pennies, removing the copper shell and exposing the zinc core while the old 95% copper pennies scrubbed up in some hot sauce. After thoroughly washing all those pennies- get this- I actually Krazy Glued them to a strip of duct tape I folded in half! Truly, duct tape solves all of life's problems... Now, I have never measured my testosterone or anything like that before, but after letting that glue dry for an hour or so, I went ahead and wrapped my new home-made RoP around my junk like a
cockring, secured it loosely with some scotch tape (pfft) and wore it overnight... Whether it was a placebo effect or not, I could almost swear I felt it working- I sure felt some sort of sensation going on down there!
Well, the next morning (this morning, in fact) I woke up, immediately felt a difference (not to mention wood!), and went to check up on myself in the bathroom... Again, if this was a placebo effect, it was a very very welcome one, because my member and balls were
hanging nice and low, and both looked much fuller. I'm still wearing it now, and I swear I can still feel it working. I generally feel great today, too! I've heard some naysayers about this penny Ring of Power, but... While I'm sure it's not as potent as one with real, pure copper and zinc rods, I'm a believer! If anything, this will at least serve as a nice substitute before I can get my filthy paws on the real deal!
Just thought it was something silly worth sharing.
. (BTW: please don't be offput if I sound.. pretentious.. it's one of my problems I'm working on.. slowly)
