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Hey I am new here. I really need something that works... I'm 37, and have been married almost 19 years. This issue is now finally teeter tottering on ending my marriage. I hope for the best...

I'll take any hints and tips

Current Stats10/11/2016

BPEL: 3.10in
NBPEL: 2.70in
EG: 2.85in
 
BigDickLoser;709199 said:
I think that pump is a size or two over my girth. hte cheap 1 i mean

Yeah what you got is more of a toy than anything, I would say "dont hurt yourself" but honestly I don't think you are going to get too much intensity from that pump. Your balls might get sucked in the tube though. Have fun with it and keep me posted on your progress.
 
52onurbmc;709217 said:
Hey I am new here. I really need something that works... I'm 37, and have been married almost 19 years. This issue is now finally teeter tottering on ending my marriage. I hope for the best...

I'll take any hints and tips

Current Stats10/11/2016

BPEL: 3.10in
NBPEL: 2.70in
EG: 2.85in
How is it that you've been together for so long though? I would have ended shit real quick if I thought she was unfit, for any reason in my head really lol. I guess you're a charming guy ie rich. You'll grow, you just need to get started on that [words=http://www.mattersofsize.com/forum/penis-enlargement-newbie-forum/1597-dlds-first-routine-i-gained-2-inches-with-this-routine-full-tutorial.html]nooby routine[/words]. Or you can buy all the tools since you're rich and do [words=http://www.mattersofsize.com/forum/showthread.php?64036-My-Best-Work-Ever-Penis-Enlargement-will-Be-Changed-Forever-gt-gt-Gain%20inches%20with%20SRT-Theory-and-Routine]srt[/words]
 
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52onurbmc;709217 said:
Hey I am new here. I really need something that works... I'm 37, and have been married almost 19 years. This issue is now finally teeter tottering on ending my marriage. I hope for the best...

I'll take any hints and tips

Current Stats10/11/2016

BPEL: 3.10in
NBPEL: 2.70in
EG: 2.85in

IDK if you are trolling or not. For a first post newbie you seem very informed about PE terms.
 
52onurbmc;709241 said:
No, I am not trolling. I did however google the acronyms before finally deciding to post here.

Well you came to the right place to start Penis Enlargement. First before any skepticism realize manuals (hand work to stretch and jelq) can take around 3 months to see gains. But for sure if you follow the routines strictly from the [words=http://www.mattersofsize.com/forum/penis-enlargement-newbie-forum/1597-dlds-first-routine-i-gained-2-inches-with-this-routine-full-tutorial.html]Newbie Routine[/words] you will definitely gain! Also check out [words=http://www.mattersofsize.com/forum/showthread.php?64036-My-Best-Work-Ever-Penis-Enlargement-will-Be-Changed-Forever-gt-gt-Gain%20inches%20with%20SRT-Theory-and-Routine]SRT[/words] to understand the fundamentals of penis enlargement. If you have any questions or concerns ask us we're more than happy to help you.
 
52onurbmc;709217 said:
Hey I am new here. I really need something that works... I'm 37, and have been married almost 19 years. This issue is now finally teeter tottering on ending my marriage. I hope for the best...

I'll take any hints and tips

Current Stats10/11/2016

BPEL: 3.10in
NBPEL: 2.70in
EG: 2.85in

Welcome to the Brotherhood 52!

Are you completely sure on your stats? Are you measuring properly? It seems as though you may not be. Here is a guide to measuring at the bottom of most post. What are your goals size-wise? How much time and privacy do you have? Do you own any equipment? Have you tried PE at all? Please let me know these answers and I can help much more. I suggest you look at 2 threads of the most importance:

1. [words=http://www.mattersofsize.com/forum/penis-enlargement-newbie-forum/1597-dlds-first-routine-i-gained-2-inches-with-this-routine-full-tutorial.html]Newbie Routine[/words]
2. [words=http://www.mattersofsize.com/forum/showthread.php?64036-My-Best-Work-Ever-Penis-Enlargement-will-Be-Changed-Forever-gt-gt-Gain%20inches%20with%20SRT-Theory-and-Routine]SRT[/words]

Between these two threads you can create one heck of a good workout. [words=http://www.mattersofsize.com/forum/showthread.php?64036-My-Best-Work-Ever-Penis-Enlargement-will-Be-Changed-Forever-gt-gt-Gain%20inches%20with%20SRT-Theory-and-Routine]SRT[/words] is better by far but in both the Newbie and the [words=http://www.mattersofsize.com/forum/showthread.php?64036-My-Best-Work-Ever-Penis-Enlargement-will-Be-Changed-Forever-gt-gt-Gain%20inches%20with%20SRT-Theory-and-Routine]SRT[/words] routine, they both start out exactly the same.

Here is a chart to properly measure:


Correctly Charting Your Measurements

Bone Pressed Erect Length
Penis length is defined as the linear distance along the dorsal side of the erect penis extending from the mons veneris to the tip of the glans. In non-medical terms, the penis length is measured in a straight line on the top side of the erect penis, from the start of your pubic bone to the tip of your penis. Penis circumference is defined as the linear distance around the widest, thickest, part of the erect penis (see below).

1. Stimulate yourself into the erectile state.
2. Place your ruler at the pubic bone, at the base of your erect penis and measure to the tip of your glans.
3. Read the nearest quarter-inch measurement at the tip of your penis. (In the example shown, the measurement would be 4 and 3/4 (4.75) inches.)

Bone Pressed Flaccid Stretch
1. Make sure you are in a completely flaccid state.
2. Place your ruler at the pubic bone on the side of the penis
3. Stretch penis straight out
3. Read the nearest quarter-inch measurement at the tip of your penis

Non-Bone Pressed Erect Length
1. Stimulate yourself into the erectile state.
2. Place your ruler at the skin on the belly, at the base of your erect penis and measure to the tip of your glans without pushing ruler.
3. Read the nearest quarter-inch measurement at the tip of your penis.

Flaccid Length
1. Make sure you are in a completely flaccid state.
2. Place your ruler at the skin on the belly, at the base of your flaccid penis and measure to the tip of your glans without pushing ruler.
3. Read the nearest quarter-inch measurement at the tip of your penis.

Penis Erect Circumference
Penis length is not the only factor in determining penis size. The width, girth, or fatness, of a penis is also an important aspect when considering how you compare. Most people have a penis that is either longer and thinner, or shorter and fatter. To compare how the girth of your penis compares to the population, use the instructions below to determine your penile circumference (distance around the widest part of your penis).

1. Stimulate yourself into the erectile state.
2. Place the fabric ruler or string end at the widest part of your penis and wrap it carefully around one time. Mark the spot where the string first touches itself.
3. If using string, take the marked string and lay it against the ruler. Read to the nearest quarter-inch measurement.

Penis Flaccid Circumference
1. Make sure you are in a completely flaccid state.
2. Place the fabric ruler or string end at the widest part of your penis and wrap it carefully around one time. Mark the spot where the string first touches itself.
3. If using string, take the marked string and lay it against the ruler. Read to the nearest quarter-inch measurement.
 
52onurbmc;709241 said:
No, I am not trolling. I did however google the acronyms before finally deciding to post here.

Ok well I got good news and a couple bad news.

The good news is PE works.

The bad news is that it takes a lot of time, average gain is about an inch in length a year. So I don't know if that is fast enough before your girl leaves you.

I was gonna write the rest of the bad news, but I don't want to sound like a dick... Though dicks don't make sounds... Anyways get to work, don't go too fast there is a limit of what your body can do.
 
doublelongdaddy;709293 said:
Welcome to the Brotherhood 52!

Are you completely sure on your stats? Are you measuring properly? It seems as though you may not be. Here is a guide to measuring at the bottom of most post. What are your goals size-wise? How much time and privacy do you have? Do you own any equipment? Have you tried PE at all? Please let me know these answers and I can help much more. I suggest you look at 2 threads of the most importance:

1. [words=http://www.mattersofsize.com/forum/penis-enlargement-newbie-forum/1597-dlds-first-routine-i-gained-2-inches-with-this-routine-full-tutorial.html]Newbie Routine[/words]
2. [words=http://www.mattersofsize.com/forum/showthread.php?64036-My-Best-Work-Ever-Penis-Enlargement-will-Be-Changed-Forever-gt-gt-Gain%20inches%20with%20SRT-Theory-and-Routine]SRT[/words]

Between these two threads you can create one heck of a good workout. [words=http://www.mattersofsize.com/forum/showthread.php?64036-My-Best-Work-Ever-Penis-Enlargement-will-Be-Changed-Forever-gt-gt-Gain%20inches%20with%20SRT-Theory-and-Routine]SRT[/words] is better by far but in both the Newbie and the [words=http://www.mattersofsize.com/forum/showthread.php?64036-My-Best-Work-Ever-Penis-Enlargement-will-Be-Changed-Forever-gt-gt-Gain%20inches%20with%20SRT-Theory-and-Routine]SRT[/words] routine, they both start out exactly the same.

Here is a chart to properly measure:


Correctly Charting Your Measurements

Bone Pressed Erect Length
Penis length is defined as the linear distance along the dorsal side of the erect penis extending from the mons veneris to the tip of the glans. In non-medical terms, the penis length is measured in a straight line on the top side of the erect penis, from the start of your pubic bone to the tip of your penis. Penis circumference is defined as the linear distance around the widest, thickest, part of the erect penis (see below).

1. Stimulate yourself into the erectile state.
2. Place your ruler at the pubic bone, at the base of your erect penis and measure to the tip of your glans.
3. Read the nearest quarter-inch measurement at the tip of your penis. (In the example shown, the measurement would be 4 and 3/4 (4.75) inches.)

Bone Pressed Flaccid Stretch
1. Make sure you are in a completely flaccid state.
2. Place your ruler at the pubic bone on the side of the penis
3. Stretch penis straight out
3. Read the nearest quarter-inch measurement at the tip of your penis

Non-Bone Pressed Erect Length
1. Stimulate yourself into the erectile state.
2. Place your ruler at the skin on the belly, at the base of your erect penis and measure to the tip of your glans without pushing ruler.
3. Read the nearest quarter-inch measurement at the tip of your penis.

Flaccid Length
1. Make sure you are in a completely flaccid state.
2. Place your ruler at the skin on the belly, at the base of your flaccid penis and measure to the tip of your glans without pushing ruler.
3. Read the nearest quarter-inch measurement at the tip of your penis.

Penis Erect Circumference
Penis length is not the only factor in determining penis size. The width, girth, or fatness, of a penis is also an important aspect when considering how you compare. Most people have a penis that is either longer and thinner, or shorter and fatter. To compare how the girth of your penis compares to the population, use the instructions below to determine your penile circumference (distance around the widest part of your penis).

1. Stimulate yourself into the erectile state.
2. Place the fabric ruler or string end at the widest part of your penis and wrap it carefully around one time. Mark the spot where the string first touches itself.
3. If using string, take the marked string and lay it against the ruler. Read to the nearest quarter-inch measurement.

Penis Flaccid Circumference
1. Make sure you are in a completely flaccid state.
2. Place the fabric ruler or string end at the widest part of your penis and wrap it carefully around one time. Mark the spot where the string first touches itself.
3. If using string, take the marked string and lay it against the ruler. Read to the nearest quarter-inch measurement.

Pro tip: don't be fat
 
What's up Brothers?! I'm pretty new here but I've been PE'ing for about 2-3 years now. I just want to say that I am super grateful for this site and the community, and I'm excited to get involved with the discussions here. After a girl I knew basically made me feel sexually inadequate because of my size, I began searching for ways to make my dick bigger, and this site as well as others have been a life-saver as far as helping me regain my confidence. So here's some basic info about what I've been doing: for about a year I only did manual stretches and jelqing and I saw decent results. Sometime after, I incorporated the [words=https://officialhydromaxpump.com/?uid=6&oid=2&affid=98]Bathmate[/words], an [words=https://shop.mattersofsize.com/products/sizegenetics-penis-extender]extender[/words] (X4), and have seen about 1/2"-5/8" in length gains as well as a substantial amount of girth. Right now I seem to be plateauing and my plan is to go back to the [words=http://www.mattersofsize.com/forum/penis-enlargement-newbie-forum/1597-dlds-first-routine-i-gained-2-inches-with-this-routine-full-tutorial.html]Newbie Routine[/words] for a week, and then start up again with the following routine which I've been doing lately:

10 min bundles
10 min lig stretches
1-3 sets of [words=http://www.mattersofsize.com/forum/penis-enlargement-newbie-forum/1597-dlds-first-routine-i-gained-2-inches-with-this-routine-full-tutorial.html]newbie routine[/words] stretches (for example I'm thinking that I will do 1 set on Monday, 2 sets Tuesday, 3 sets Wednesday then go back to 1 set in order to cycle the intensity)
5 min of expressive stretches
30-40 min jelqing (I ususally do [words=https://officialhydromaxpump.com/?uid=6&oid=2&affid=98]BM[/words] sessions with jelqing but now I will be doing longer jelq sessions until I buy an air pump)

at night I plan to do around 10 min of erect stretches.

I would love to hear anyone's thoughts on the routine! BTW what are the best air pumps out there? Does anyone have experience with the mity pump?
 
HungLongDik;709453 said:
What's up Brothers?! I'm pretty new here but I've been PE'ing for about 2-3 years now. I just want to say that I am super grateful for this site and the community, and I'm excited to get involved with the discussions here. After a girl I knew basically made me feel sexually inadequate because of my size, I began searching for ways to make my dick bigger, and this site as well as others have been a life-saver as far as helping me regain my confidence. So here's some basic info about what I've been doing: for about a year I only did manual stretches and jelqing and I saw decent results. Sometime after, I incorporated the [words=https://officialhydromaxpump.com/?uid=6&oid=2&affid=98]Bathmate[/words], an [words=https://shop.mattersofsize.com/products/sizegenetics-penis-extender]extender[/words] (X4), and have seen about 1/2"-5/8" in length gains as well as a substantial amount of girth. Right now I seem to be plateauing and my plan is to go back to the [words=http://www.mattersofsize.com/forum/penis-enlargement-newbie-forum/1597-dlds-first-routine-i-gained-2-inches-with-this-routine-full-tutorial.html]Newbie Routine[/words] for a week, and then start up again with the following routine which I've been doing lately:

10 min bundles
10 min lig stretches
1-3 sets of [words=http://www.mattersofsize.com/forum/penis-enlargement-newbie-forum/1597-dlds-first-routine-i-gained-2-inches-with-this-routine-full-tutorial.html]newbie routine[/words] stretches (for example I'm thinking that I will do 1 set on Monday, 2 sets Tuesday, 3 sets Wednesday then go back to 1 set in order to cycle the intensity)
5 min of expressive stretches
30-40 min jelqing (I ususally do [words=https://officialhydromaxpump.com/?uid=6&oid=2&affid=98]BM[/words] sessions with jelqing but now I will be doing longer jelq sessions until I buy an air pump)

at night I plan to do around 10 min of erect stretches.

I would love to hear anyone's thoughts on the routine! BTW what are the best air pumps out there? Does anyone have experience with the mity pump?

Welcome my Brother to the worlds best Brotherhood! I really love your workout, it covers all areas. I can see that you have really studies [words=http://www.mattersofsize.com/forum/showthread.php?64036-My-Best-Work-Ever-Penis-Enlargement-will-Be-Changed-Forever-gt-gt-Gain%20inches%20with%20SRT-Theory-and-Routine]SRT[/words], thank you and I hope it really helped you. The MityPump is a great air pump but I always suggest the [words=https://officialhydromaxpump.com/?uid=6&oid=2&affid=98]BathMate[/words] over it. An air pump, imo, is only good with flaccid pumping to increase flaccid size. Too many risks using the air pump as an enlarger, blisters, bruising, retention, etc.
 
Black snake 69;709546 said:
I am totally new to this. Someone please help

Check out [words=http://www.mattersofsize.com/forum/showthread.php?64036-My-Best-Work-Ever-Penis-Enlargement-will-Be-Changed-Forever-gt-gt-Gain%20inches%20with%20SRT-Theory-and-Routine]SRT[/words] <--- click here--- to find out the fundamentals and follow the [words=http://www.mattersofsize.com/forum/penis-enlargement-newbie-forum/1597-dlds-first-routine-i-gained-2-inches-with-this-routine-full-tutorial.html]Newbie Routine[/words] <--- click here ---- for a solid work out plan for length and girth
 
rocky1243;709224 said:
Yeah what you got is more of a toy than anything, I would say "dont hurt yourself" but honestly I don't think you are going to get too much intensity from that pump. Your balls might get sucked in the tube though. Have fun with it and keep me posted on your progress.

Yea when the balls get sucked u, it feels like getting kicked in the balls
 
BigDickLoser;709579 said:
Yea when the balls get sucked u, it feels like getting kicked in the balls

Mine get sucked-in all the time...I've become accustomed to the feeling, so much so, that I'll leave 'em in there if it happens.
 
Big Schwanz Acht;709586 said:
Mine get sucked-in all the time...I've become accustomed to the feeling, so much so, that I'll leave 'em in there if it happens.

LOL!!!! What size are maxed out at?
 
In my [words=https://officialhydromaxpump.com/?uid=6&oid=2&affid=98]X40[/words] I pack the cylinder width-wise, but I can only muster a little over 8.50" in length...In my [words=https://officialhydromaxpump.com/?uid=6&oid=2&affid=98]Goliath[/words], there's about an eighth of an inch before I'm touching the sides, (and since the gauge is metric) and 21.5 cm for length.
 
Big Schwanz Acht;709588 said:
In my [words=https://officialhydromaxpump.com/?uid=6&oid=2&affid=98]X40[/words] I pack the cylinder width-wise, but I can only muster a little over 8.50" in length...In my [words=https://officialhydromaxpump.com/?uid=6&oid=2&affid=98]Goliath[/words], there's about an eighth of an inch before I'm touching the sides, (and since the gauge is metric) and 21.5 cm for length.

Woah !!! thats insane. Whats your routine ? Do you have pics?
 
Big Schwanz Acht;709588 said:
In my [words=https://officialhydromaxpump.com/?uid=6&oid=2&affid=98]X40[/words] I pack the cylinder width-wise, but I can only muster a little over 8.50" in length...In my [words=https://officialhydromaxpump.com/?uid=6&oid=2&affid=98]Goliath[/words], there's about an eighth of an inch before I'm touching the sides, (and since the gauge is metric) and 21.5 cm for length.

Wow-Wheeee! Amazing girth! Can't wait to see pictures.
 
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