Mike Shlort's Journey To Becoming A Real Man

MikeShlort;524297 said:
EDIT: Yesterday, did a Testicle Massage first thing.
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Good shit! Are you doing all the stretching within the exercise?
 
doublelongdaddy;524316 said:
Good shit! Are you doing all the stretching within the exercise?
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I do scrotal stretches from time to time, but not as often as before. I think I've maximized my gains with the scrotal stretching exercise, so I just do it often enough when they are hanging loose.

I was told hanging at low angles also makes your testicles and scrotum hang lower, as it pulls your entire package out and down.

I've had good results with the scrotal stretches but they hurt a lot of the time, so I only do them when my scrotum is nice and loose, not dry and tight. Hopefully the hanging will keep my package loose and long. So far, so good.

I haven't masturbated since Nov. 22 and I am noticing my balls and sack are hanging loose a lot now. My testicles are also a nice size. Like small eggs.

I try to do the testicle massage as often as possible. I also do some behind the balls jelqing, jelqing the balls as well. I think the testicle massage may help stimulate them for "growth", but this is just a guess.

I like the exercise because it feels good to do in the morning when I wake up with loose balls and a hard on. Feels good and seems to make my nuts plump. Very crucial for what I am trying to accomplish. I like the look of my flaccid when it is long, on top of my hanging pair of fat nuts. Looks great on a skinny white guy.

I've noticed with the hanging, I am having a nicer flaccid hang, more times of the day. This could also be because of not masturbating. Either way, I intend to keep this up.

Nighttime erections is proof that my routine is working. The only reason they didn't happen in the beginning month of hanging was due to improper attachment technique. Then, once I fixed that, they returned. Now they are gone again because I am sick. But they are coming back. And I look forward to their return.

Dec 25:

Still @ 5.5lbs

4 sets BTC
15 min jelq (Mostly erect for this, some flaccid jelqing. I took a nap after the 3 sets then jelqed after I woke up. Had much better EQ this way)
Testicle massage (immediately after jelq)

3 sets BTC
15 min jelq (mostly flaccid, bit of erect jelqing)

I ordered some leech oil for jelqing. Should be here next week or the week after. Hopefully it stays slippery because lotion dries up quickly and I go through it quickly. I will still use lotion for the testicle massage. I like that my balls smell like a woman all day.

Also ordered some workout program online. Somanabolics it's called. Although I am quite happy with my current physique, I didn't mind spending a few bucks on a professional program that may take me to the next level. I will start using it in the new year, after I get back into the swing of things, as I have been sick for the past week and haven't done any training since Friday. The upside is, my abs are really kicking, having been sick. I mainly bought the program so I could lose that extra bit of body fat and keep growing muscle. It has a calculator and all that shit. Tells you what to eat and when.

Track: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TaDbMZlN2Pg
 
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Dec 26:

7 sets BTC
10-15 min jelq (very flaccid)

7 sets in a row is tough. My EQ was horrible afterwards and my cock was sore. The attachment point really started to hurt the last 5 mins of the last few sets. I assume being sick and having lots of days this week where the sets weren't as spaced out as normal contributed to the attachment point soreness.

I had no nighttime erections. But, again, I was sick and tired. I haven't had a good workout in over a week. I am looking forward to getting back into the swing of things once all this holiday bullshit is over. I may get hammered as fuck on my day off next week if I am no longer sick, just for the fuck of it. Depending if I have all my work done. So I won't be back to desired health and getting nighttime erections for probably another week or more. If I do get any sooner, I will consider it a gift.

Track: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=c_bMiLx4tts
 
mikeshlort;523835 said:
i think once you get to the point where you would only ever want to use drugs just for the fun of getting high, you are in a good place.
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bingo!
 
Fri Dec 28:

Last day @ 5.5 lbs. Also, last day @ 7 sets. Tomorrow, I begin hanging 8 sets per day. I also move up to 6 lbs.

I ordered leech oil on eBay a few weeks ago. It arrived today in the mail. Smells like peanuts and bong water. It's supposed to give you growth. I've used it twice today and noticed that after the first time, my penis was plumper all day. I will likely only start using it at night, as I want my penis to be limp and thin for hanging. I will do a write up on it at a later time.

Testicle massage
3 sets BTC
10 min jelq with leech oil (some EQ, some flaccid)

4 sets BTC
10 min jelq with leech oil (some EQ, some flaccid)

The leech oil keeps the penis lubricated, but it isn't the slickest thing in the world, since it is expensive and I don't use a lot. So there is a lot of skin pulling and jelqing hard. I will shave myself again to help with this.
 
MikeShlort;524759 said:
The leech oil keeps the penis lubricated, but it isn't the slickest thing in the world, since it is expensive and I don't use a lot. So there is a lot of skin pulling and jelqing hard. I will shave myself again to help with this.
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I was looking into Leech Oil and after some deep research found that the actual benefits do not come from the oil but from the direct contact of the leech itself.
 
hepcat;524851 said:
I wonder what live leeches would do to your wang?:O
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I used to have many leeches on my cock. Now I avoid the likes.

Just hung my 1st set at 6 lbs. Feels great. Must make sure to attach properly each set, rotating the shaft clockwise in the hanger before tightening to compensate for the counter clockwise twisting that happens when I am clamped in and hanging.
 
2013.

One more year to tread water, keeping your balding, toxic waste filled skull above water. One more year to work towards the goal of being less pathetic than the day before, meanwhile dying at a rate that is quicker than you can keep up with.

Maybe if you keep applying Rogaine to your balding head and keeping lifting weight 5 days a week, you can look in the mirror and feel like you aren't a pathetic, aging turd, not achieving anything, completely filled with regret and bad memories.

Maybe if you keep up on your log at the penis forums, read by 20,000 sad nobodies, it won't matter so much when you shit all over yourself in real life. The pathos of the internet is your crutch from your harmful self sabotaging mechanisms.

Congratulations. It's been a solid 18 months since you last smoked crack. It's also been a solid 16 years since you had a meaningful connection with a human being. As a minimum waged, late 20 something living at your parents house, you have a lot to be proud of.

Look at your achievements. You've managed to keep a log of how many sets you hung weight from your penis each day. While you live in your head and your ideal of reality corrodes before the laughing hourglass. Maybe if you lift more weights, hang more sets from your penis, and live vicariously through people on the internet, you will evaporate into nothingness without even realizing it.

Keep "bettering yourself". That way, you will be all the more ready for your theoretical happiness. In the meantime, destroy every chance you have at present happiness. It's not like you're getting older and mentally sicker at an alarming rate.

Live in your head. There is nothing that can happen in real life that you can't refute in your fantasy landscape. Find fault in everything. Destroy all your attempts at the last minute. Document each moment. Then never think of it again. Never learn.

Look at how great you are. You speak your mind, making people feel awkward and sorry for you all at once. Only a retard doesn't realize what a con of a human being you are. But you are right. Everyone else has the problem. There is nothing you can do about it.

You enjoy sleeping alone. You enjoy waking up alone, tired. It gives you one more day to work hard towards being able to destroy any chance you are given. The more you work today, the faster and harder you will be able to jump off the cliff tomorrow, when you allow yourself the time to enter the realm of real people.

You're not wasting anyone's time but your own. The worst you can do is ruin someone's night, if they get close enough to you to tolerate you for that amount of time.

Stop reading my thread. Stop listening to me. Run away. Get out.

This isn't an example of how a human being lives. This is an example of a suicide that dragged on far too long.

I haven't figured it out yet. I am not going to figure it out tomorrow. There is something seriously malfunctioning. Those who don't even speak English can see it. It's so easy, but it may as well be on Mars.

Keep venting your nothingness on deaf ears. Shut your mouth, keep your eyes to the ground in shame. Keep reaching for that other level. The more you earn, the more your dysfunction is validated.

Another year to dwell on everything that is wrong and to murder anything that tries to smile at you.

At least you can say you didn't have any fun. Like a real man.

Sun Dec 30:

8 sets BTC
20 min jelq

Mon Dec 31:

3 sets BTC
10 min jelq
 
MikeShlort;525085 said:
2013.

One more year to tread water, keeping your balding, toxic waste filled skull above water. One more year to work towards the goal of being less pathetic than the day before, meanwhile dying at a rate that is quicker than you can keep up with.

Maybe if you keep applying Rogaine to your balding head and keeping lifting weight 5 days a week, you can look in the mirror and feel like you aren't a pathetic, aging turd, not achieving anything, completely filled with regret and bad memories.

Maybe if you keep up on your log at the penis forums, read by 20,000 sad nobodies, it won't matter so much when you shit all over yourself in real life. The pathos of the internet is your crutch from your harmful self sabotaging mechanisms.

Congratulations. It's been a solid 18 months since you last smoked crack. It's also been a solid 16 years since you had a meaningful connection with a human being. As a minimum waged, late 20 something living at your parents house, you have a lot to be proud of.

Look at your achievements. You've managed to keep a log of how many sets you hung weight from your penis each day. While you live in your head and your ideal of reality corrodes before the laughing hourglass. Maybe if you lift more weights, hang more sets from your penis, and live vicariously through people on the internet, you will evaporate into nothingness without even realizing it.

Keep "bettering yourself". That way, you will be all the more ready for your theoretical happiness. In the meantime, destroy every chance you have at present happiness. It's not like you're getting older and mentally sicker at an alarming rate.

Live in your head. There is nothing that can happen in real life that you can't refute in your fantasy landscape. Find fault in everything. Destroy all your attempts at the last minute. Document each moment. Then never think of it again. Never learn.

Look at how great you are. You speak your mind, making people feel awkward and sorry for you all at once. Only a retard doesn't realize what a con of a human being you are. But you are right. Everyone else has the problem. There is nothing you can do about it.

You enjoy sleeping alone. You enjoy waking up alone, tired. It gives you one more day to work hard towards being able to destroy any chance you are given. The more you work today, the faster and harder you will be able to jump off the cliff tomorrow, when you allow yourself the time to enter the realm of real people.

You're not wasting anyone's time but your own. The worst you can do is ruin someone's night, if they get close enough to you to tolerate you for that amount of time.

Stop reading my thread. Stop listening to me. Run away. Get out.

This isn't an example of how a human being lives. This is an example of a suicide that dragged on far too long.

I haven't figured it out yet. I am not going to figure it out tomorrow. There is something seriously malfunctioning. Those who don't even speak English can see it. It's so easy, but it may as well be on Mars.

Keep venting your nothingness on deaf ears. Shut your mouth, keep your eyes to the ground in shame. Keep reaching for that other level. The more you earn, the more your dysfunction is validated.

Another year to dwell on everything that is wrong and to murder anything that tries to smile at you.

At least you can say you didn't have any fun. Like a real man.

Sun Dec 30:

8 sets BTC
20 min jelq

Mon Dec 31:

3 sets BTC
10 min jelq
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Good shit!
 
Tahir Aqbar;525528 said:
How is the hanging going Dr. Shlort?
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Time consuming, demanding and slowly fulfilling its purpose. Wish I had started 8 months ago. Or 8 years ago. But I rarely make the right move.


I had very erotic dreams with erections to go along with them last night. Very surprising, considering all the masturbating, lack of exercise, being sick, and alcohol consumption in the past two weeks. I wouldn't say they were 100%, but they were prominent and frequent. I hope this is the start of the next phase of health and vitality.

Masturbating is useless. It causes me more numbness and pain, more than usual, from the normal attachment point. It leads to over training. Edging is only useful to learn how to go without cumming. Or for a few minutes, then stopping without even coming close to precumming, to get the flaccid back into a loose, jelly state. I've had this theory since I started Penis Enlargement. It hurts flaccid size. It should be avoided unless necessary for psychological reasons/needing to sleep. I suggest to anyone who likes "edging" as a workout, to substitute a real exercise in that time.

I plan to go another +5 weeks at least without ejaculation. I also hope to gain .25" BPFSL in the next 5 weeks. I measured 8.75" BPFSL mid hanging session the other day. I hope to be at 9" BPFSL soon.

I will have trouble getting in 8 sets Mon-Thurs for the next 7 weeks, but I think with 7 hours of sleep max/night, I will get them in and get above 7" NBPenis EnlargementL, then possibly not die alone when I'm 70.
 
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Damn. That's some good stretched length you've got going on. I'm actually envious because I've been taking time off Penis Enlargement to find a job and a new flat. My schedule is all fucked up. But damn... I miss that feeling when I've been consistently hanging and my dick is just perpetually loose and floppy... aside from when I have an erection, of course. I can't imagine where I'd be if I was doing 8 sets a day. That's intense.
 
The bitch of it is the 10-12 minutes between sets needed to warm up and massage your penis. That makes it so you can really only get 2 sets/hour in. Then the 10-20 min jelq after the session. I also like to warm down for 5-10 min after the last set, so that's anywhere from 15-30 mins of additional time after the last set is done.

When they write the hanging guides, they equate 6 sets to 2 hours. They don't factor in time between sets, the heating/massaging after the sets and the jelqing after the session. 6 sets in reality is 3 hours + 15-30 mins of warm down + jelqing. That is if you're being very time efficient. I guess you could heat up for less than 10 min between sets, but I'm not at the point where I would. 10 min of heating pad in between feels perfect to me and gets me ready for the next set.

And if you do split sessions, that's twice you have to warm down then jelq. Split sessions are what I like because I tend to get sore after hanging 8 straight sets. And I can't think of anything worse for my back than hanging BTC in a chair, slouched over the way I am. 8 in a row is a bitch.

But, of course, there is a reason for all of this. Maybe one day it will be used to pleasure another human being. So it's worth it, in my opinion. Not the ultimate importance, though, as I would have you believe. A piece of the puzzle, as an acquaintance once explained to me.
 
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