Mike Shlort's Journey To Becoming A Real Man

I've been badmouthing older women a lot on here. Saying I have no interest in them, they are worn, etc. Well, today I encountered a woman that had to be in her 40s who was just the type of female that radiated her vaginal heat all over you if you got close enough to feel it. Very beautiful, even though her face showed age, I did not care. Definitely would have Shlorted her in a second without thinking twice.

I was going to buy tools, and she was in charge of the hardware section. At first I was reluctant to ask her for help, as I am horribly sexist and assumed she wouldn't know shit, but she knew more about tools than Tim Allen. It was a huge turn on to see how competent she was at her job. Lots of people have an attitude like they don't give a shit and don't know much.

Very warm and full of energy. She had the body language of a 20 year old. Simply amazing. If these are the kinds of women I am having relations with when I am older, I'm not too sad about pissing away my youth and getting older. Had to share that story and say I guess I was wrong about older women. I guess it's like anything else - I should not assume and stereotype. I should just take each person as they come. And I wish she had come on my face.
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Shlort, at least u did speak to the woman, I know shit was running through your head, did u even give her a compliment?
 
All2Real;542931 said:
Shlort, at least u did speak to the woman, I know shit was running through your head, did u even give her a compliment?
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No, it wasn't like that. I was strictly an observer there and was not trying to work on her. She kept standing like real close to me with her pussy pointed at me, hips squared with me. And she was talking to me like we were old friends, right off the bat. Maybe she's just a good saleswoman and that's how she does it but the way she was standing with her hips open up to me made me want to fuck her repeatedly.

But I did take your advice into consideration and complimented a few girls at my work. 2 of 3 liked it. Not a bad ratio.

I had the impression that you should never compliment a pretty woman. But I see how having the balls to do it could turn them on. I have it in my head that you have to be a dick to women to get them (for me, at least) but I am beginning to see how maybe just saying nice things to them could also have a good effect. I think you have to read the situation? If the woman is clearly interested and talking to you, maybe then it's good to compliment her and be nice. But if she is playing hard to get and ignoring you, then I think that is the time to be a bit of an asshole. Until you win her over and she warms up, then start complimenting her. Do you agree with that theory?

Wed April 10:

1 set SDS

5 sets SDS

I keep typing BTC instead of SDS. Ignore when I type BTC. I don't hang BTC, I hang straight down standing. And I am at 9lbs this week.
 
Holy shit man. In the second and third pics your cock looks monstrous. WTF are your measurements right now? If that is anything near 7.5 NBPenis EnlargementL than I can't imagine what a fucking 10 incher would look like on you.
 
I think you have to read the situation? If the woman is clearly interested and talking to you, maybe then it's good to compliment her and be nice. But if she is playing hard to get and ignoring you, then I think that is the time to be a bit of an asshole. Until you win her over and she warms up, then start complimenting her. Do you agree with that theory?
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Yes sir, datz da way Shlort. If she's a random chick u pick up in the street thou, u have to approach n read the signs. I stop chicks and say "excuxe me", usually as soon as the turn to you, you'll b able to pick up wether she's attracted to you or not, if she's an asshole, or stuck up. You could usually tell by the look in her face. Those bitches I usually hit off with "Im sorry, I thought u were someone else, my bad" with a big FUCK YOU in the back of my head even thou sometimes I do take chances and might or might not b successful. Other than those chicks, I spark up a conversation or I give 'em a compliment depending on the situation. If I give them a compliment and they just smile or say thank u and turn around I might just smile and turn away myself. This usually means they are not interested or they have a man, etc. If they are willing to conversate or hit me up with something like "thank you, ur cute urself or awww ur so sweet" it's definately on. There are much more ways of reading chicks, u just have to keep learning from your experiences. These are just tips 4 you and anyone else reading your thread Shlort, use them wisely.
 
boohoohoo;543068 said:
Holy shit man. In the second and third pics your cock looks monstrous. WTF are your measurements right now? If that is anything near 7.5 NBPenis EnlargementL than I can't imagine what a fucking 10 incher would look like on you.
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7.25" NBPenis EnlargementL at best. It's all camera angles, man. Plus I'm skinny. 10" would be way too big on anyone less than 6'4" and 250lbs. Even with my current size I am kinda afraid I won't be able to cram it all the way in most girls.

Thanks All2Real. I kinda wish I had flirted with the hardware store woman a bit more now that I think about it, but she was probably married. No way a woman like that isn't married. I did give her lots of deep eye contact. I love staring into the eyes of hot women. When I'm in the proper mood, I can tell by their reaction they notice it.
 
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RUBY10";543174 said:
Hey Mike where in Canada do you live? If its in Montreal we should meet up and fuck bitches.
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In south western Ontario. But I have been meaning to go up and spend a week or so in Montreal for awhile now. I hear from pals who have been there that the girls are easy, people are cool, the drugs are good, beer is sold in corner stores and the night life kills anything in Ontario. And that the women are hot. So it's definitely something I will be doing in the next year if I can. How long have you lived there?

Fri April 12:

1 set SDS - 13 min (cut short - had to shit)
3 sets SDS

3 sets SDS
15 min primrose oil jelq + testicle massage
 
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MikeShlort;543191 said:
In south western Ontario. But I have been meaning to go up and spend a week or so in Montreal for awhile now. I hear from pals who have been there that the girls are easy, people are cool, the drugs are good, beer is sold in corner stores and the night life kills anything in Ontario. And that the women are hot. So it's definitely something I will be doing in the next year if I can. How long have you lived there?

Fri April 12:

1 set SDS - 13 min (cut short - had to shit)
3 sets SDS

3 sets SDS
15 min primrose oil jelq + testicle massage
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I was pretty damn close!
 
Dapper Dan;543406 said:
Toronto's boring.
You should seriously go to Montreal..
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Ya I think I might have to. I think it's my only shot at fucking hot 19 year olds. I'm mid 20s and can't figure out anywhere else to meet them. They stick to their college crowds here. Not really interested in relationship with a girl my age, with her baggage, expectations, and ego. Just want sex from young sluts.

Sat April 13:

10 min edging (meh)
6 sets SDS
15 min primrose oil jelq
15 min edging
 
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MikeShlort;543191 said:
In south western Ontario. But I have been meaning to go up and spend a week or so in Montreal for awhile now. I hear from pals who have been there that the girls are easy, people are cool, the drugs are good, beer is sold in corner stores and the night life kills anything in Ontario. And that the women are hot. So it's definitely something I will be doing in the next year if I can. How long have you lived there?

Fri April 12:

1 set SDS - 13 min (cut short - had to shit)
3 sets SDS

3 sets SDS
15 min primrose oil jelq + testicle massage
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I moved to Montreal when I was 9, been living here since. Love this place, booze and easy girls for everybody. Plus my uncle has a club in the Plateau which is always full with all sorts of exquisite female flesh. You should come by sometimes.
 
Sounds good, that's the only part of them I like. I'll hit you up once I have a week to go up. Do you have an email address or something you can PM me, just in case you aren't still regularly on [words=http://www.mattersofsize.com/join-now.html]MOS[/words] down the road when I decide to come up?

Sun April 14:

Last day of 9lbs

1 set SDS
10 min primrose oil jelq

4 sets SDS
1 set BTC

Track: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RS_ux2H473I
 
Hey man, I just did my mirror test and sent it to Bib. He said he estimates I'm somewhere from 9-10, and to hang BTC and SD for a long while for lig gains. I guess that means I have great potential for lig gains right? What did he say that your's were? If I remember it was 7-8 right? If that was the case, does that mean I have more or less potential than somone who has an LOT around 7-8?

Keep up the good work bro, your still a huge inspiration.
 
boohoohoo;543493 said:
Hey man, I just did my mirror test and sent it to Bib. He said he estimates I'm somewhere from 9-10, and to hang BTC and SD for a long while for lig gains. I guess that means I have great potential for lig gains right? What did he say that your's were? If I remember it was 7-8 right? If that was the case, does that mean I have more or less potential than somone who has an LOT around 7-8?

Keep up the good work bro, your still a huge inspiration.
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9-10 o'clock would mean you have more potential. More importantly, you should ask him what your skin exit point is. Mine's medium-high to high. He estimated I had about 2 inches of inner penis to "pull out and down" and that I should be hanging in BTC position for "a very long time".
 
Mon April 15:

Up to 10lbs

Testicle massage
4 sets SDS
10-15 min primrose oil jelq

Bench, curl, deadlift. Lifting for strength, not til failure.

2 sets SDS
10-15 min primrose oil jelq

First - Cock was thick and hard all day. Boners. Yoga pants. Sluts. Haven't ejaculated in two weeks. Aging. But my cock feels like it's 14.
Also - 10 lbs ain't shit when I have attached properly. 11.5lbs next week, 13lbs the following. Then, probably 15lbs. Unless I've reached fatigue on 1st or 2nd set at a lower weight. Then I will milk that. Things are going pretty good with hanging. I think I may very well gain with SDS. Just gotta keep on.
 
MikeShlort;543587 said:
Mon April 15:
Aging. But my cock feels like it's 14.
Also - 10 lbs ain't shit when I have attached properly. 11.5lbs next week, 13lbs the following. Then, probably 15lbs. Unless I've reached fatigue on 1st or 2nd set at a lower weight. Then I will milk that. Things are going pretty good with hanging. I think I may very well gain with SDS. Just gotta keep on.
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Great to hear hanging is going well. I love it since starting last year. No I am shooting for consistency to see gains by June 1st. KEEP IT UP!
 
Well TBH it seemed kind of unbelievable that Bib would be able to look at pictures of me and say what my LOT is. Kind of gave me the feeling that he just guesses at random. Whatever. Honestly I'm just going to keep hanging BTC and SDS until this thing either starts growing or I just start hating life. Meh.
 
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