Mike Shlort's Journey To Becoming A Real Man

FUckin whacked off all weekend. Went from feeling strong to feeling like a weed hangover and sore back. Could I even lift anything today? Christ. I was killing it all week too, but I guess I can't have no fun without having to start over.
 
Mon Sept 16:

Back on the horse.................................cock

Got my pump sleeves. Cut vertical slits into one so it could accommodate my ivory tusk. No [words=https://officialhydromaxpump.com/?uid=6&oid=2&affid=98]gaiter[/words] bites, felt great. Cool shit.

Needless to say, from all the muscle atrophy and jerking off all weekend, the candy, the old school adult entertainment, the ice cream, the sleeping.. My EQ was shit when I started the workout. And my erect size was in the shitter. But I soldiered on, excited to be pumping again.

I did a little bit of jelqing with grape seed oil, got hard enough to penetrate the sleeve and pump, then did this:

3 min set in pump
jelqing for a couple min
3 min set in pump
jelqing for a couple min

I did extremely low pressure. But I still had a bit of a plump between the sets.

In fact, I'm a bit erect now and it seems plumper. This gives me the impression that after a nice pumping session, a shot of PGE1 would be ideal.... IF the penis stays fat for the entire erection. I used to tie off to keep the pump for 4-8 hours. Maybe I'll tie off the erection if the pump does not stay on its own. I think that would yield some serious gains.

All I'm lookin for is 0.25" of EG. Then, after I cement that shit, I should be ready to get back to hanging. Where I will add on another 0.5"-1" of EL, then throw on an additional 0.25"-0.5" of EG. All of a sudden I'm Peter North's kid brother, Mike Hawkeshardt
 
Sat Sept 21:

Jelqs
Manuals

Manuals
Jelqs

Pump 3.75 min
Jelqs
Pump 3.75 min
Jelqs

Sun Sept 22:

Manuals

Mon Sept 23:

Manuals

Times: 3.75min
Jelqs
Pump
Jelqs
Pump
 
Hows the back? I messed mine up with deadlift some weeks back, and has taken a toll on my ability to do hardcore streches on the toilet. I'm doing squats now and will be switching up to manual streches lying down.
 
Back is healing well. Can't wait to start hanging again. I estimate about 2-3 months.

Scab on my cock and I'm tired so no Penis Enlargement today. Jacked off two days ago, only once. Still have ridiculous libido and boners. Was kinda sore and weak next morning. So it is still something that needs to be avoided.
 
I did some pumping last night, went overboard with the pressure. That is of little consequence.

I've been thinking about it for a long time. I've come to the conclusion that Penis Enlargement is useless if you don't have good social and financial standing, in my case. The women I desire relationships with only deal with guys with high social standing, and who are capable of taking them to parties and vacations. The rest of the women, who can't get these socially in demand men, are forced to settle for men of the lower tiers. You know, the kind of women who you can't really give 100% to because they just don't have that thing in them that drives you insane with passion. They just sort of exist.

I figured 2 years ago that once I have a big penis, the world is my oyster. I'd be so brimming with confidence, I'd be able to pull at my maximum capacity. The reality is that I'm just as unconfident as before, I just happen to have a big penis.

In conclusion, the grim reality is you need to have social status, money, and good looks to be with any desirable females. The rest of us get the scraps. I see it as pretty much law. If I can figure out a way around it, I will share.
 
Mike, you are right. Having a big penis doesn't matter much in the grand scheme of things. Especially for guys who's self esteem is so low that we are willing to hang weights from our penis for hours a day lol. I am fully aware that I have some sort of body dismorphic disorder and self esteem issues. I am ok with that though. I figure I'll work on it some other day. Right now I am working on increasing the size of my dick even though I know it won't bring self confidence, but I'm not doing it for that. I'm mainly doing it to see if it can be done, and because I feel like it should be bigger. I always have, so I know that that won't go away. I also know that I like sex. I don't care about having the "right" girl. The only reason I want a girl in my life is for sex, because that is the only driving force in my life. Everything else revolves around it, so having a bigger penis, to me, is important.

I've already started on anti-depressants, and that helps. I would recommend them. It may not give you self confidence, but it can help if you have social anxiety.
 
MikeShlort;565491 said:
In conclusion, the grim reality is you need to have social status, money, and good looks to be with any desirable females. The rest of us get the scraps. I see it as pretty much law. If I can figure out a way around it, I will share.
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I really have no idea what your life is like, so take that into consideration when reading what I write. For all I know you could be working 14 hour shifts at a job that doesn't pay much, and that could be a huge and very real limiting factor for you (even though you could get around that in time with patience and work if you wanted to). Mike, you honestly seem like a cool guy. Do you realize that doing the same thing over and over again and expecting different results is stupid as hell, to put it gently?

Yes, all of the factors you mentioned (money, status, good looks) and some that you brushed aside (a big dick, the ability to speak to and understand women well, etc.) all do factor into getting the "desirable" types. That being said, I think you place way too much emphasis on money/status/looks and not enough on shit you can control (other than your efforts to look good). The only thing that the things you mentioned do is make it EASIER to get hot women and to have a more fun lifestyle.

You probably never will have the lifestyle Brad Pitt did. Being famous and rich beats anything else, plus the guy is the standard of good looks and also pretty charming. That being said, did you know Brad Pitt used to go out to those douchebag filled Hollywood clubs (which I have been to) and hit on women until he could something all when he was a broke as fuck wanna be actor (look it up if you think I'm full of shit).

You literally need to do something if you want to see a change; maybe you are just venting though... Having "game" is a learnable skill that comes with practice, and will put you on the path to getting laid and potentially scoring a chick, or multiple women, that fit what you find "desirable". It is a process, and for most men that have the balls and sense to take it up involves them going through hundreds of rejections, many bad dates, hook ups with less than desirable women, and lots of frustration. That being said, it leads you to a point where you can make moves and get at those desirable types.

I'm pretty sure sitting a room and getting mad at why some guys are naturally hung won't make your penis bigger, and it also won't help much to be too lazy to do Penis Enlargement even if you realize there is a way to get hung. Learning to get good with women is the same damn thing, it requires effort and the ability to set aside your imagined limiting factors.
 
well pe has been good to me.. thx everyone.

My new focus fitness and sluts. My cock is large. So my work here is done (for now). Good times.
 
Awesome man, the ultimate goal in pe is to just be happy with your size and really live your life. Best of luck mike.
 
MikeShlort;572033 said:
well pe has been good to me.. thx everyone.

My new focus fitness and sluts. My cock is large. So my work here is done (for now). Good times.
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Excellent work and I wish you best on the betterment of the body!
 
MikeShlort;572033 said:
well pe has been good to me.. thx everyone.

My new focus fitness and sluts. My cock is large. So my work here is done (for now). Good times.
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Excellent work and I wish you best on the betterment of the body!
 
Good luck to ya Mike. You've been an inspiration to me and others on these boards. I wish you the best. I think all of us who have attained a good amount of size invariably come to realize its the heart that makes the man not the penis, no matter how big it is. I went through something similar once I reached 7.5 and started bottoming out some of the girls I fucked, but somehow still wasn't happy. I took a break from Penis Enlargement to focus on other things. I'm back more for me this time, but I don't have far to go. I'll join you in feminine conquest soon enough brother.
 
Can't believe I missed Mike Shlort's (hopefully temporary) hiatus from these boards. Best of luck to you, Mike and I hope to at least hear from you sometime in the future.
 
He said his cock is large! People can grow to certain size and make it permanent, which leaves time for other things. Of course I advocate even some light Penis Enlargement training even after reaching your goals.
But as Mike said, fitness and women (or sluts as he referred) are on top of his list now.

It's great to see people achieve their goals or otherwise realise their potential that they have at the moment. As it is true; us people sometimes make larger goals to achieve than it is necessary. So, reaching a point that you feel comfortable is the solution for many. After all, we all come in different sizes and that is good. It would be quite uninteresting for all men to have a same size, just like it would be boring to see all girls with the same breast size or size overall.

Sorry for the rambling, surely Mike could have answered the question better, but I think he'll go to other places for now. Best of luck to Mike!
 
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