Mike Shlort's Journey To Becoming A Real Man

There's some wacky video, somewhere, that show a tented cervix "dipping" down into a pool of semen during her orgasm.
The lab-coats conjecture that this is at least one reason for female orgasm.

I always thought it was my signal to roll off and take a nap during sammich fetchin' time.
 
Mike, I recall a very cheap prostitute in England, she gave handjobs for 50p (about 77 cents) and full sex for £5 ($7.75). If we all pitched in and got her a flight over to you, you could afford the penis camera AND a prostitute.

P.S. I haven't used the prostitute, it was in the newspaper.
 
hepcat;532717 said:
A likely story.;)
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Hahaha, it had an interview with her. I tried to find it but this was like 10 years ago. I can picture her now. She was a right old state. Probably about 55, fairly fat, bleached blonde hair and looked like she'd been shovelling meth up her asshole since she was 13.
 
These threads have share such massive activity in each of the 3 threads most visited at [words=http://www.mattersofsize.com/join-now.html]MOS[/words] for Routines...KingSnake, MikeShlort and Medicating:) Love the constant flow of communication these threads share!
 
First off, I can't keep it up with a decent 26 year old, I'm not going to have any luck with a 55 year old slag.

Holy fuck, Personality Crisis is a good band.

The best news article I was shown was about a guy who was on probation. He had crashed his Jeep while he was driving naked with a prostitute, masturbating and smoking crack. Needless to say, my purpose in life was clearly defined from then on.
 
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I've started using vaseline as a lubricant rather than lotion because I developed dry skin irritation from a particular lotion. I've also developed a sore on the inside of my penis. Looks like a big zit but it is a red lump that hurts, from the hanger clamping down or something. Very annoying. I have also noticed some hard spots, like hard veins since I started hanging. Feels weird and incorrect but whatever.

Hopefully the lump goes away soon enough.

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MikeShlort;532752 said:
First off, I can't keep it up with a decent 26 year old, I'm not going to have any luck with a 55 year old slag.

Holy fuck, Personality Crisis is a good band.

The best news article I was shown was about a guy who was on probation. He had crashed his Jeep while he was driving naked with a prostitute, masturbating and smoking crack. Needless to say, my purpose in life was clearly defined from then on.
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Anyone who masturbates while sitting next to a prostitute has no idea. Of anything. At All.
 
Medicating;532873 said:
Anyone who masturbates while sitting next to a prostitute has no idea. Of anything. At All.
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I was thinking, maybe if someone wanted to remain a virgin, or not have intercourse for certain reasons, this would not be an improper practice.
 
I am shifting my Penis Enlargement from enlargement to strength and performance training. If anyone has any tips or links they could throw my way, that would be great. Stuff like Supra's Hanging Bull Balls articles (which I just found) would be cool.

I was at work yesterday and we were talking about women and sex. A buddy was saying he knew this girl who made a mould of her boyfriend's penis. It was 9.5" long and she could take the whole things. While I know she would be a minority, it still kinda worries me that a female I could end up with would be of that depth. So I will always have Penis Enlargement for enlargement in the back of my mind for that reason.

The fact is though, Penis Enlargement for enlargement I believe causes less EQ. Especially hanging. So I will now shift towards strength and [words=http://fleshlight.sjv.io/c/348327/302851/4702]stamina[/words] and overall [words=https://shop.mattersofsize.com/products/sizegenetics-penis-extender]penis health[/words] training. Slowly.

I will be at 4 sets/day for the next 2 weeks (starting today), then move down to 3 sets/day where I will probably stay to cement my gains. Hopefully I can stay at 7.15" NBPenis EnlargementL, then if I need to get longer, I will be resuming from 7.15" NPBEL and moving forward.

I may resume PGE1 treatment as well. It helps with EQ while on the protocol. And I would like another 0.25" girth. I think I am long enough for a bit more girth now. I may avoid pumping and see if I can get that extra 0.25 just with PGE1. We'll see how that ends up.
 
doublelongdaddy;533156 said:
I was thinking, maybe if someone wanted to remain a virgin, or not have intercourse for certain reasons, this would not be an improper practice.
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Haha. If you're jerkin' the gherkin next to a prostitute that I guess you paid to be there, you might as well just go the whole way.
 
MikeShlort;533251 said:
I am shifting my Penis Enlargement from enlargement to strength and performance training. If anyone has any tips or links they could throw my way, that would be great. Stuff like Supra's Hanging Bull Balls articles (which I just found) would be cool.

I was at work yesterday and we were talking about women and sex. A buddy was saying he knew this girl who made a mould of her boyfriend's penis. It was 9.5" long and she could take the whole things. While I know she would be a minority, it still kinda worries me that a female I could end up with would be of that depth. So I will always have Penis Enlargement for enlargement in the back of my mind for that reason.

The fact is though, Penis Enlargement for enlargement I believe causes less EQ. Especially hanging. So I will now shift towards strength and [words=http://fleshlight.sjv.io/c/348327/302851/4702]stamina[/words] and overall [words=https://shop.mattersofsize.com/products/sizegenetics-penis-extender]penis health[/words] training. Slowly.

I will be at 4 sets/day for the next 2 weeks (starting today), then move down to 3 sets/day where I will probably stay to cement my gains. Hopefully I can stay at 7.15" NBPenis EnlargementL, then if I need to get longer, I will be resuming from 7.15" NPBEL and moving forward.

I may resume PGE1 treatment as well. It helps with EQ while on the protocol. And I would like another 0.25" girth. I think I am long enough for a bit more girth now. I may avoid pumping and see if I can get that extra 0.25 just with PGE1. We'll see how that ends up.
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Take a look at my latest post. 9.5 is pointless. Think of it this way. The number of women that can take a 9.5 dick to the hilt is likely the same number of men that have a 9.5 inch dick, specifically, almost none.

As far as the [words=http://fleshlight.sjv.io/c/348327/302851/4702]FleshLight[/words] goes I may have been too glib. I just fucking hate cleaning the thing is all and so it basically sits now. However, it's definitely more like sex than jerking off with your hand, absolutely. There can be a training aspect to it, yes, as a lot of people at least 'claim' to be using it for that. I think there's even a [words=http://fleshlight.sjv.io/c/348327/302851/4702]stamina[/words] sleeve or something like that.
 
neognostic;533330 said:
Take a look at my latest post. 9.5 is pointless. Think of it this way. The number of women that can take a 9.5 dick to the hilt is likely the same number of men that have a 9.5 inch dick, specifically, almost none.

As far as the [words=http://fleshlight.sjv.io/c/348327/302851/4702]FleshLight[/words] goes I may have been too glib. I just fucking hate cleaning the thing is all and so it basically sits now. However, it's definitely more like sex than jerking off with your hand, absolutely. There can be a training aspect to it, yes, as a lot of people at least 'claim' to be using it for that. I think there's even a [words=http://fleshlight.sjv.io/c/348327/302851/4702]stamina[/words] sleeve or something like that.
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Thanks man. As far as the dick size goes, I'm going to get the girl first then worry about having to increase my penis size if need be. I'm sure the odds are in my favour, but also I am not opposed to hanging weights for two years to get it to 9". Would be a good test to see if she can put up with 2 years of life-intrusive hanging for something she probably sees as retarded. Any woman that could stand being around me would have to be able to pass those types of tests.

I think I will just continue to fuck my mattress when I feel the need to ejaculate. I did the other night and I was eventually able to cum. Felt pretty close to having sex, except for the burning of my sheets. I'd want something that doesn't feel as good as sex anyways, so they next time I do it will feel great to me. Another bonus is doing it that way is like missionary, which is the position I cannot stay hard in.

I seem to be able to stay hard forever when I am in bed just waking up in the middle of the night or morning with a hard on. But going from flaccid to hard with a woman is where the problems arose. Could just be the woman I was with. I did not have feelings for her, she's just a friend so that could be why it didn't work. Who knows.

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Good posts from Neognostic up there. If you're 9.5 inches, the chances of wetting your hilt are highly unlikely.

Also, ever had an injury from hanging? I haven't gone and pulled my glans off, just wondering if anything went wrong for you yet?
 
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