Mike Shlort's Journey To Becoming A Real Man
- Thread starter MikeShlort
- Start date
-
- Tags
- 7 inches 8 inch 8 inches 9 inches autoextender average base girth beginner bib hanger big girth big penis chem pe cialis circulation cock ring cockring cum dating depression discoloration dld blasters doublelongdaddy dysfunction edging educated effective enormous equipment erect erectile erectile dysfunction erection erections exercise exercises extending extreme fat pad fitness flaccid fleshlight foreskin gain gaining gains gaiter genetics girth girth gains glans growing growth hands hanging huge cock ide inner penis jelq jelqs kegel larger length gain length gains libido load loads lust malehanger mandingo stretch massive masturbate masturbating micropenis newbie routine painful pelvis penis penis massage penomet phallosan posts priapism progress pump pump sleeve pumping pussy question recovery research results reverse kegel routine sensitivity sex short shower shrink shrinkage size skin sleeve sleeves slow squash jelq slut ssj stimulation stories stretch stretched stretcher stretching stretchy suction supplement support surgery tension testicles theoretical thick tingling tissue growth tugging turkeyneck vacuum veins viagra wide workload workout wrap
Wackin off to stay sane. What can ya do?
Holy fuck, I've been jerkin off and eatin ice cream like an obese woman with 40 cats. Awesome.
"If women aren’t talking about you, you didn’t do anything that was foolish or embarrassing enough to gain their attention.
Exactly. So, do something foolish and embarrassing. I wish I was a teen again so that I could get attention just by falling of chairs and getting all my answers wrong. It’s much more effort to be stupid as an adult. I’ll have to wait until I’m demented to reach my full game potential.
I’d rather they not know that I exist, than for me to be known as some loser to women.
That’s why you’re not getting laid.
Why don’t you try screwing up really badly? Travel to the next town or next state or South Africa, go to a bar and make yourself look really bad where no one will remember you. Tell some girls that you’re an unemployed garbage guy, a desperate virgin and possible gay. Add whatever it is that you most worry people are going to think of you. You might notice it isn’t the end of the world.
Unless women are talking about you in a positive manner, it’s always better to not be spoken of during a conversation.
Rubbish. If you don’t have any haters, you haven’t made any impression. Name any successful guy that doesn’t have people saying bad things about him behind their back. In fact, the bigger impression you make, the more people will be focusing on your superficial flaws to feel superior to you.
Women are always bitching about the stupid things their boyfriends do – but it’s the guys who do stupid things who have the girlfriends, not the guys who constantly worry about appearing flawless."
"If women aren’t talking about you, you didn’t do anything that was foolish or embarrassing enough to gain their attention.
Exactly. So, do something foolish and embarrassing. I wish I was a teen again so that I could get attention just by falling of chairs and getting all my answers wrong. It’s much more effort to be stupid as an adult. I’ll have to wait until I’m demented to reach my full game potential.
I’d rather they not know that I exist, than for me to be known as some loser to women.
That’s why you’re not getting laid.
Why don’t you try screwing up really badly? Travel to the next town or next state or South Africa, go to a bar and make yourself look really bad where no one will remember you. Tell some girls that you’re an unemployed garbage guy, a desperate virgin and possible gay. Add whatever it is that you most worry people are going to think of you. You might notice it isn’t the end of the world.
Unless women are talking about you in a positive manner, it’s always better to not be spoken of during a conversation.
Rubbish. If you don’t have any haters, you haven’t made any impression. Name any successful guy that doesn’t have people saying bad things about him behind their back. In fact, the bigger impression you make, the more people will be focusing on your superficial flaws to feel superior to you.
Women are always bitching about the stupid things their boyfriends do – but it’s the guys who do stupid things who have the girlfriends, not the guys who constantly worry about appearing flawless."
MikeShlort;550341 said:
Holy shit johnjones, you've had some good success with Penis Enlargement. Your base girth is ridiculous, girls must love it. Well done
Thanks bro, my girl now took forever to get used to it. Was pretty normal for her to bleed after some rough sex. She didn't really like it until now. I would like to have your length, you're pretty big yourself.MikeShlort;550741 said:
doublelongdaddy;550805 said:Girls do prefer the girth to the length
What I've always heard is they would have a thick short cock instead of a long skinny one
.
Just so you motherfuckers know, I am by far done my Penis Enlargement career. Just laying low. I want an 8"NBPenis EnlargementL, more importantly 6.25"EG at least.
I've been jacking it like crazy and eating unhealthily, in one of those slumps - a side effect of reformatting my mind to truly not give a fuck about anything except being a prick. I've always been close so it's a short trip. It's like ironic detacHydromaxent, except with winning and arrogance, and lots of contemptuous sarcasm. And a big penis. Sans drug addiction. Fuck yeah.
The good thing is my penis is still big without the Penis Enlargement and the addition of frequent whacking. I am still strong and have endurance, although the frequent jacking is bad for my already troubled back. But it's all healing. I sometimes like to heal through the worst circumstances. In the end, once I am back in tip top condition, I will go from there.
I am seriously considering constructing a custom chair so I can hang BTC again. Something that will garner gains but not back problems. We'll see how things go.
Once I lay off the jacking for a good week and my flaccid has a minimally swollen bad spot lump, I will start hanging again 1-2 sets/day - Dash's hardcore hanging method, increasing the weight as my attachment point can take it. SDS position, until I get fed up with it and make the chair.
I will also be plumping up my winkle with the PGE1 doses. I am going for stretching + raw tissue mass expansion. I will document it all in depth.
Lastly, I think I am going to start applying kingsnake's DMSO/PABA/Magnesium complex protocol. I admire that motherfucker's tunnel visioned motivation. I criticized him in the past for one dimensional thinking but I've realized to accomplish anything you need to put on blinders and look forward to the goal. Why not get your dick as big as possible and fuck as many hot sluts as you can? That's what I am going to do. What else is there?
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rxJnltFsDAQ
I've been jacking it like crazy and eating unhealthily, in one of those slumps - a side effect of reformatting my mind to truly not give a fuck about anything except being a prick. I've always been close so it's a short trip. It's like ironic detacHydromaxent, except with winning and arrogance, and lots of contemptuous sarcasm. And a big penis. Sans drug addiction. Fuck yeah.
The good thing is my penis is still big without the Penis Enlargement and the addition of frequent whacking. I am still strong and have endurance, although the frequent jacking is bad for my already troubled back. But it's all healing. I sometimes like to heal through the worst circumstances. In the end, once I am back in tip top condition, I will go from there.
I am seriously considering constructing a custom chair so I can hang BTC again. Something that will garner gains but not back problems. We'll see how things go.
Once I lay off the jacking for a good week and my flaccid has a minimally swollen bad spot lump, I will start hanging again 1-2 sets/day - Dash's hardcore hanging method, increasing the weight as my attachment point can take it. SDS position, until I get fed up with it and make the chair.
I will also be plumping up my winkle with the PGE1 doses. I am going for stretching + raw tissue mass expansion. I will document it all in depth.
Lastly, I think I am going to start applying kingsnake's DMSO/PABA/Magnesium complex protocol. I admire that motherfucker's tunnel visioned motivation. I criticized him in the past for one dimensional thinking but I've realized to accomplish anything you need to put on blinders and look forward to the goal. Why not get your dick as big as possible and fuck as many hot sluts as you can? That's what I am going to do. What else is there?
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rxJnltFsDAQ
How's jacking and hanging hurting your back?
neognostic;550844 said:
Ejaculation causes a drop in testosterone. Also, when you ejaculate, your body immediately goes into a frenzy to try and restore the semen supply (for reproduction purposes), so it will leach proteins from everywhere it can - your brain, your muscles etc. I have read it is bad for your back, probably because spinal fluid is full of precious white blood cells or whatever, and since I have back problems already, it causes a real problem.
The other thing is when you shoot a load into a sock or a kleenex, you are basically shooting out all the minerals you took in that day. Especially zinc, which is one of the most important minerals in the production of testosterone.
Incidentally, ejaculating into a vagina does not cause this effect because the acids in the female's vagina neutralize your ph levels and it does not cause a loss of zinc, minerals and testosterone - the exact opposite is said to happen when you have vagina sex - you actually boost your testosterone. Which is why sexually active guys tend to be more masculine and have more energy, testosterone, seretonin etc. It's a natural selection thing. Fucking = living.
So when I jerk off, the next day I really notice how awful my back is, how weak my bones and muscles are etc. It's like a pot hangover. Basically extremely weaker. If I'm dumb enough to jerk off after hitting the gym that day, I will be fucking sore and weak for days. I will actually be weaker than I was days before when I go to the gym the next time. Jerking off without a delicious, glorious, sopping wet plow-hole is bad for you.
Hanging BTC in a chair, slouched over for hours a day for 4 months fucked my back up. It was horrible posture and my back is still recovering. Very bad for the entire spine - I have issues from lower back to neck. So I will have to construct a special chair to hang BTC in if I decide to in the future. Something where I am lying flat and my spine is fully straight.
So those two things combined cause problems. Luckily I am still able to kill it at work, lift shit etc. Oh, and the last thing is I find when I've jerked off I can't eat nearly as much, which in turn makes my muscles sore.
Long story short, I need to find a sarcastic, thin, eye-rolling bitch with bleached blonde hair and black roots to stretch out nightly or stop jerking off if I want to heal my back, get stronger, and eventually move back to BTC hanging.
MikeShlort;550901 said:Meh, I'm pretty in tune with what my body feels. Do some google searches on the negative effects of masturbation, avoid mainstream publications. (They want you to be a testosterone depleted cubicle monkey. Neo and Tahir will agree with my post, at least to an extent.
More links the better. We have a huge amount of videos on the way too on the topic.
MikeShlort;550901 said:Meh, I'm pretty in tune with what my body feels. Do some google searches on the negative effects of masturbation, avoid mainstream publications. (They want you to be a testosterone depleted cubicle monkey
Yep.
I just saw the scene of two horses fucking in "Freddy Got Fingered". I will not stop until I am that horse.
I just had a breakthrough. Can't believe I never thought of this.
I own a weight bench.. like one of those adjustable benches for doing free weights: http://www.workouthealthy.com/THE-X-MARK-Flat-Weight-Bench--Commercial-XM-7602_p_5176.html
Why not use that to hang BTC? I'd be lying perfectly straight, with padding. Only concern is it may not be high enough off the ground, but could get some 2x6s to raise it. Can't believe I never thought of that. Then again, I never had it in my mind to figure out an ergonomic BTC setup.
Looks like I might end up with a giant dick guys..
Mon June 17:
90lbs squat, 65lbs bench, 65lbs barbell rows (too much - drop down to 60 on Fri)
I own a weight bench.. like one of those adjustable benches for doing free weights: http://www.workouthealthy.com/THE-X-MARK-Flat-Weight-Bench--Commercial-XM-7602_p_5176.html
Why not use that to hang BTC? I'd be lying perfectly straight, with padding. Only concern is it may not be high enough off the ground, but could get some 2x6s to raise it. Can't believe I never thought of that. Then again, I never had it in my mind to figure out an ergonomic BTC setup.
Looks like I might end up with a giant dick guys..
Mon June 17:
90lbs squat, 65lbs bench, 65lbs barbell rows (too much - drop down to 60 on Fri)
Thurs June 20:
75lbs squat, 60lbs overhead press, 75lbs dead lift
It's been nearly a week since I last jerked it. I'm getting lots of boners. Tomorrow or Saturday I am going to start to hang again.
75lbs squat, 60lbs overhead press, 75lbs dead lift
It's been nearly a week since I last jerked it. I'm getting lots of boners. Tomorrow or Saturday I am going to start to hang again.
You wank so hard you get a bad back...
Glad you figured out a way to get it working for you. I now fully expect you to aim for a 17 inch dick.
I was actually hoping you would get back with the "hang" of things. It seemed terrible that after all that time you would set it aside. I'm still pushing for that 3.5 inch gain, but now I realize it will be a lot longer than I expected.
I was actually hoping you would get back with the "hang" of things. It seemed terrible that after all that time you would set it aside. I'm still pushing for that 3.5 inch gain, but now I realize it will be a lot longer than I expected.
Shlort, how many kegels do you on your average day? Not your best day, or your worst day. Just your bog-standard, average day.
Medicating;552404 said:
20? I don't consciously do them. I used to do the newbie kegel thing. I sometimes stop my urination mid-stream a bunch of times. Once I start fucking, I will be doing them religiously. But for now..
This new look scares me.
MikeShlort;552507 said:
20? Haha. Sounds like we do about the same. I'm gonna start doing more though as a solid erection and 150% EQ is something everyone can enjoy.