Med's Journey to Nine

MikeShlort;519574 said:
No, I rarely masturbate. I find self induced ejaculation steals my life force and lessens the essence of being a prick. Also, it makes me placid when I need to be energetic, as I work manual labour and work out nearly daily. It also keeps my motivation up for Penis Enlargement. When I jerk off, I lose the sexual drive, which is really the only thing I have left that connects me with women, so I lose interest in having a big penis and doing anything other than lying in my feces.

I would have no use for a [words=http://fleshlight.sjv.io/c/348327/302851/4702]flesh light[/words]. Being inside a woman never felt so amazing to me. It was more the thrill that I was in fact inside a woman. It's the mental aspect of sex that is appealing to me. Ejaculation for me isn't all that. I only ever jerk off when I am tempted due to intense hornyness or in rare instances when I can't sleep. But I buy sleeping pills now so it's only when I online and my perverted past browsings lead to unwanted pop ups, which I foolishly click. Then it's almost all over.
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So many things you said are just... I don't know. You're a unique creature. Do you prefer men? As it seems like you hate women?
 
Gonna pop out some manuals today. May even do some [words=https://shop.mattersofsize.com/products/sizegenetics-penis-extender]SizeGenetics[/words] later. I'm definitely going to have a threeway with my [words=http://fleshlight.sjv.io/c/348327/302851/4702]FleshLights[/words]. I forgot how good they were until my new ones came in. That forbidden texture. Damn!
 
Medicating;519627 said:
So many things you said are just... I don't know. You're a unique creature. Do you prefer men? As it seems like you hate women?
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I prefer men when it comes to things like helping me lift something heavy or giving me advice about building lean muscle. I hate people who are superficial, untrustworthy, fraudulent, phony, lazy, look to help themselves by taking advantage of others, conform to media and societal norms because it makes life easier, would rather appease their egos through social media messaging than take a look at the world with a critical eye and most of all.... Filthy cock sluts!!!!
 
MikeShlort;519793 said:
I prefer men when it comes to things like helping me lift something heavy or giving me advice about building lean muscle. I hate people who are superficial, untrustworthy, fraudulent, phony, lazy, look to help themselves by taking advantage of others, conform to media and societal norms because it makes life easier, would rather appease their egos through social media messaging than take a look at the world with a critical eye and most of all.... Filthy cock sluts!!!!
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I have a feeling you dated someone who was all of the above, and as a result, created what we have come to know as 'MikeShlort.
 
Medicating;519391 said:
Wise. Didn't think of that. Hmmm. Not sure when to measure now haha. And no, BPenis EnlargementL, although I've a feeling I'm over 7.5BPenis EnlargementL now.




I was thinking of that a while back. Yeah, If we could, as the thirty days ended a long time ago! Could we change it to Med's Journey to Nine? As then I'll get some motivation off it... and won't stop til I'm 9! Thanks Mike!

Sorry I've been gone a while. I had the break up, and then we took some time out and then spoke about everything and she seemed to have rationalised her thoughts etc etc, long story short we're going to see how it goes. Then there was my first thanksgiving etc. So I've been a busy boy. It's almost finals week too.

I got two more [words=http://fleshlight.sjv.io/c/348327/302851/4702]FleshLights[/words] yesterday, which is pretty good. I bought the Stoya Forbidden (which is her asshole for those of you who aren't up on your [words=http://fleshlight.sjv.io/c/348327/302851/4702]FL[/words] lingo) and I got a free Blade with it. It's a special edition thing with a sword handle as the case. It's shorter than the average [words=http://fleshlight.sjv.io/c/348327/302851/4702]FleshLight[/words] and it seemed very, very tight. So I tried it last night... and I was too big for it. I used so much lube and I was hitting the back wall of it and forcing the lube out the hole in the back. It was a bit of a mess, the orgasm was better than a usual wank with your hand, but I'm not sure I'll use that one all that much. Hey, it was free!

Thinking of giving up adult entertainment, apparently it's easier to train to last longer without adult entertainment.

What else is new? Errm. [words=https://officialhydromaxpump.com/?uid=6&oid=2&affid=98 ]Bathmate[/words]'d on Sunday. Put the cockring on straight after... and my girlfriend couldn't fit my glans in her mouth. So now I know what it feels like to be too big for a blowjob, and well... that is an awful position to be in quite frankly. Those of you who can't receive a blowjob due to excessive girth, I feel so bad for you.

As fun as it is playing with girth etc, I do need to focus on my length though. So my main goals in 2013 are probably going to be to break 8 inches (AGAIN) and to learn to last longer. Quite simple goals really!
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Done
 
doublelongdaddy;519851 said:
Done
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Awesome! Thanks DLD. I think that's a good reason to do some manuals and a [words=https://officialhydromaxpump.com/?uid=6&oid=2&affid=98 ]Bathmate[/words] session!

MikeShlort;519802 said:
Naturally. What brought you here?
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Felt like I needed a bigger unit. I started P.E. when I was 15/16 after finding an article DLD wrote online, that wasn't on [words=http://www.mattersofsize.com/join-now.html]MOS[/words]. At that point, no girl had really had a chance to do a huge number on me.
 
Medicating;519930 said:
Awesome! Thanks DLD.
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Never a problem. I am happy it is up to date, the old name made it seem like you were stuck in time:)
 
I just hear girls talk about big dicks all the time and I'm not stupid - their main objective in life is to be pleased by someone or something else so it's not hard to figure it out. I'd have looked into Penis Enlargement earlier in life but I never really had that much interest in being with women or using them for sex. I preferred drugs.
 
MikeShlort;520131 said:
I just hear girls talk about big dicks all the time and I'm not stupid - their main objective in life is to be pleased by someone or something else so it's not hard to figure it out. I'd have looked into Penis Enlargement earlier in life but I never really had that much interest in being with women or using them for sex. I preferred drugs.
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To be honest, American girls talk about big penises more than back home, but girls here want everything bigger. They want the Baconator at Wendy's, they want Ronnie Coleman biceps and a DLD penis. Not all of them though, just a select few.

What about this guy http://www.pixroute.com/2njqgw66w4qf/Havansin_s.jpg.html

He's fucking a girl I used to know. She fucked Matt Hughes too, he destroyed her, she's tiny.
 
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MikeShlort;520238 said:
Select few = the ones attractive enough to get it.
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Meh. Back home at college we had a lot of sluts who were getting kicked out of clubs for giving guys head etc, but we also had stunning girls who didn't drink, smoke, sleep around. They were just all round nice, down to earth girls and they were by far the better looking ones.

Here attractive girls seem to love weed and the whole 'think they're at a wild party but really they're just at a frat party with loads of meatheads drinking beer' thing. I dunno. American girls are way, way more immature than British girls. However, there are some that are more mature.
 
Medicating;520261 said:
Meh. Back home at college we had a lot of sluts who were getting kicked out of clubs for giving guys head etc, but we also had stunning girls who didn't drink, smoke, sleep around. They were just all round nice, down to earth girls and they were by far the better looking ones.

Here attractive girls seem to love weed and the whole 'think they're at a wild party but really they're just at a frat party with loads of meatheads drinking beer' thing. I dunno. American girls are way, way more immature than British girls. However, there are some that are more mature.
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Well I live in Canada so I can only give my opinion based on my surroundings
 
Tahir Aqbar;520275 said:
Subbed. What up Med?
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Thanks Tahir! I'm good, not making as insane gains as you, but we're doing okay. Real fun starts in 2013 when I start hanging etc. ;)

MikeShlort;520268 said:
Well I live in Canada so I can only give my opinion based on my surroundings
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I always wanted to go to Canada. You've some nice lakes. Be nice to fuck a girl in a wooden cabin, by the fire, on a bearskin rug, by the side of one of those lakes. I've always thought that.
 
Medicating;520334 said:
Thanks Tahir! I'm good, not making as insane gains as you, but we're doing okay. Real fun starts in 2013 when I start hanging etc. ;)

I always wanted to go to Canada. You've some nice lakes. Be nice to fuck a girl in a wooden cabin, by the fire, on a bearskin rug, by the side of one of those lakes. I've always thought that.
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I'm a bit of an exhibitionist and thus love sex in weird places outside so Canada for me would actually be a downer for sexual locations, though the weather and access to the USA would be great.
 
Medicating;520334 said:
I always wanted to go to Canada. You've some nice lakes. Be nice to fuck a girl in a wooden cabin, by the fire, on a bearskin rug, by the side of one of those lakes. I've always thought that.
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Lol. Yes that would be nice, I should take a trip up North. I actually am further south than many cities of the bordering US states including Michigan. Not sure where you reside, but you could probably find those cabins and bear skin rugs in places like Washington state etc.

Some nice places in Ontario where I live would be Haliburton, Muskoka, North Bay, anything on the waters of Georgian Bay. Nothing really worth crossing the border for if you ask me though. I'd be more interested in traveling Europe

As far as the weather, last winter it didn't snow until January and spring was in March. It's in the double digits this week here (celcius). Do people still think Canadians live in cabins and igloos? I live in a tri-city area of over half a million people. Two world renown Universities and a College with campuses in two cities.
 
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rakas;520336 said:
I'm a bit of an exhibitionist and thus love sex in weird places outside so Canada for me would actually be a downer for sexual locations, though the weather and access to the USA would be great.
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So like on combine harvesters in Yorkshire ;)

What's the weirdest place you've had sex, Rakas?

MikeShlort;520352 said:
Lol. Yes that would be nice, I should take a trip up North. I actually am further south than many cities of the bordering US states including Michigan. Not sure where you reside, but you could probably find those cabins and bear skin rugs in places like Washington state etc.

Some nice places in Ontario where I live would be Haliburton, Muskoka, North Bay, anything on the waters of Georgian Bay. Nothing really worth crossing the border for if you ask me though. I'd be more interested in traveling Europe

As far as the weather, last winter it didn't snow until January and spring was in March. It's in the double digits this week here (celcius). Do people still think Canadians live in cabins and igloos? I live in a tri-city area of over half a million people. Two world renown Universities and a College with campuses in two cities.
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Nah I know you don't live in cabins and igloos, but there are cabins there and they look nice by the lake. Nah I'm east coast. Washington State is long away.

I wanna go to Vancouver and a lake up near Toronto, or was it Alberta? I forgot, I'll have a goole later and find it. I'll google the places you mentioned, but if they're full of white black cock whores I won't be happy, Schlort!
 
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