155. Riki RactHydromaxan / Former MTV VJ, Cathouse Owner
The former MTV Headbanger's Ball DJ is at least 8 inches and is a pretty good lay. Dated adult entertainment star Janine Lindemulder for years.
156. Twiggy Ramirez / Ex-Marilyn Manson
He looks like he hasn't taken a shower in 3 years, and on Howard Stern I saw him picking his nose like it was going out of style. Reports say he has about an 8 inch dick though.
157. Keff Ratcliff / Ex-Pretty Boy Floyd
Average is size but a killer lay. He also doesn't wear a wig and isn't a hairy mess, so he has that going for him as well!
158. Bruno Ravel / Danger Danger
Report are that Bruno has a large cock and likes to give as well as receive.
159. Jeff Reid / Ex-SR-71
Average size but has GOOD width. He looks for a girl who doesn't talk about him all the time and is quite cultural. Will treat you like an actual person and give you right number. Also enjoys 69 and lots of different positions. Gives you plenty of pleasure before fulfilling his own to the maximum.
160. Trent Reznor / Nine Inch Nails
On a scale of one to 10, Trent is an 8. An average size dick, but a good fuck. He'll fuck you like an animal. He loves dildos, candles, hot wax, blindfoldes, etc.
161. Ralph Rieckermann / Scorpions
Word has it that Ralph is HUGE, but otherwise sucks! He thinks that because he has a big cock he doesn't have to do anything, so don't expect much excitement.
162. Darrell Roberts / W.A.S.P.
Like most tall, skinny guys, he's above average and likes plenty of foreplay. However, be careful kissing him because if you catch a glimpse of his teeth you'll probably dry up like the Nevada dessert.
163. Rikki Rockett / Poison
Rikki has a huge "rocket"! About 9 + inches! He's a gentleman. He opens doors, asks if it is o.k. to smoke or use your bathroom, and will go out to eat with you. He'll even give you his real telephone number! Very creative guy and I've never heard of him getting a bad report! Just like Bret, he doesn't like "his girls" to be with other guys while it's ok for him to be with other girls.
164. Erik Rogers / Stereomud
He's a genuinely sweet person with an appetite for sex, and he'll treat you like a goddess as long as you're around and don't mind his occassional wondering off with random other women. Average sized cock, but he knows how to use it and he's always about the woman's pleasure. Lick his nipple ring and he'll do anything for you. He has a thing for redheads (he has one tattooed on his arm). Serious bonus: He has a vibrating jaw, and he loves showing it off for your benefit. Very cool experience.
165. Jim Root aka #4 / Slipknot
An average size penis but supposedly has very soft lips and is a good kisser. Who knew somebody from Slipknot would be a sweet kisser?
166. Axl Rose / Guns N Roses
Temper tantrum boy has only an average cock but above average sized balls. We heard he had one of his famous models (Seymour) take a dump in a kitty liter box!!! I don't know about you girls, but my pussy ain't going anywhere near a litter box.
167. Gavin Rossdale / Bush
An above average penis size (Boy George gave him props too), and is a very, very, sweet lover, but can get a bit wild. A good kisser as well and a very good body. Now married to Gwen Stefani.
168. David Lee Roth
An average size dick and can be somewhat kinky. Basically did everything under the sun in the Van Halen days. There are rumors that Dave can be put in the same category as Paul Stanley.
169. Ryan Roxie / Alice Cooper Band, Slash's Snakepit
Using the Donna Anderson approved hand technique where you measure a guys dick using your hand, Ryan is about 8 inches long! He's got a really nice bod, ripped chest, strong arms, and will make sexy faces during sex. Kind of a mouth open orgasmic look if you can imagine that.
170. Jack Russell / Great White
Mushroom CAP & that's it, ONCE BITTEN and it never grew back!
171. Ralph Saenz / Atomic Punks, Metal Shop
When we asked David Lee Ralph what was in his pants, he said "6 inches and to the left." So there you have it. Also, he shaves his nuts, which is always a good thing.
172. Richie Sambora / Bon Jovi
Heather said some positive things about Richie on Howard Stearn so we at the office take her word that Dick has got a good size Dick. After Tommy, you know she can't go backwards. Richie is not only well hung but treats women extremely well and will go down on a girl for hours if she pleases! Whoo Hooo!
173. Phil Sandoval / Armored Saint
A nice size cock and good while it lasts. Might not be into oral sex though.
174. Bryan Scott / The Union Underground
Bryan has to be about 9 inches. He's very sweet and passionate (even with his girlfriend in the next room), but he's mostly about recieving oral sex.
175. Evan Seinfeld / Biohazard
Word has it that Evan can be put in the same category as Tommy Lee. I don't mean he punches chicks in the kidneys, I mean he has a LARGE cock! He's into multiple chicks and is into the "let me choke you while I poke you" thing. No concern for condoms though. Also a huge player hater and is paranoid about his girls being around other musicians. Throws around the word "groupie" like crazy, and is backstage at every show and half the bands have no idea who he is. Great cock though.
176. John A. Sepetys / Ex-Hair Of The Dog
John has a great body and an average cock. He has a nice set of abs and is a total gentleman.
177. Derek Sherinian / Ex-Dream Theater, Alice Cooper
An average penis with a shaved nut sack. He does provide oral sex, but really sucks at it (no pun intended.) He comes quick and seems to love himself so much that he would rather masturbate than have really wild sex. He will say just about anything when he wants a new girl and wants you out of his life and can even cry on cue. Not a cheap ass though, so he's got that going for him.
178. Gene Simmons / Kiss
The God Of Thunder is of average size. And lets not forget the most important thing, THE TONGUE! He can go down on a girl from across the room, and he has excellent control of it. Also, there is a good letter about Gene's bed behavior in my Ho-Bag 2, so go check that out for more 411.
179. Eric Singer / Kiss, Alice Cooper, etc
Eric's dick is built like him, short. He's a quick shooter and talks WAY too fucking much. He does seems like a nice guy, but is as exciting as a bucket of wet leaves.
180. Nikki Sixx / Motley Crue, Brides Of Destruction
The leader of Motley Crue is about 6 inches in length, gives GREAT oral sex and is a great French kisser.
181. Tommy Skeotch / Tesla
Tommy is really nice until he gets you, then he treats you like garbage. He's got an average dick, but it's not very pretty. Use to be addicted to smack. He's a quick draw, and after he's done, he gives you the boot. He's also slightly nuts! Sounds like one to avoid if you ask me!
182. Slash / Ex-Guns N Roses, Snakepit
Average in size and nothing to write home about.
183. Mark Slaughter / Slaughter
We heard that Mark is of average size but can only last 30 seconds! He also lacks rhytHydromax and is somewhat boring. I guess he won't keep you "Up All Night." Also, Mark is extremely pussy whipped and hasn't seen his balls in years because his girlfriend owns them and keeps them in a glass jar.
184. Stuart Smith / Heaven & Earth
The Ex-husband of Colleen Locklear, so you know those Locklear girls have a radar for big dicks! Reports are the Stuart is well equipped off stage. He has very good oral skills, and like a good guitarist he's good with his fingers. Word is that he's a lot of fun and not boring at all.
185. Dee Snider / Twisted Sister, Widowmaker
Dee is well known to have a pretty nice size dick in his pants. Very faithful to his wife of 20 some years.
186. Johnny Solinger / Skid Row
Johnny has an amazing cock, and is very, very good in bed. But when your done, he likes to "keep you on him" if you know what I mean. He doesn't wipe off or anything. I think that's kind of hot though!
187. Matt Sorum / The Cult, Ex-Guns N Roses
This guy fucks like a true rock star and has about an 8 inch cock. Will take you out to an expensive dinner in his Cadillac and then take you home and fuck the shit out of you. Very into eating pussy before and during sex. Nice smooth body. Great kisser.
188. Spike / London Quireboys
Spike is of average size and is a very good shag. He's a very loving and caring bloke. How randy! Since he's English, I had to review with an English attitude. Cheers!
189. Dan Spitz / Ex-Anthrax
Loves oral but is not inclined to do anything else. Small to average cock (5-6 inches) and quite the slut back in the heyday. He has currently "found God" and also fixes watches. Do the match.
190. Eric Stacy / Ex-Faster Pussycat
About 5 inches and nothing to write home about.
191. Paul Stanley / Kiss
About 7 to 8 inches and he'll treat you very nice! He loves his hairy chest. One girl told me, "The only problem is when you're having sex with him you get the impression he's performing for 20,000 screaming fans. I have honestly never seen anyone look more retarded while having an orgasm. I thought he was having a seizure. Overall I'd give him a 9 in the sack, even though it was all I could do to keep from laughing when he came."
192. Mike Starr / Ex-Alice In Chains
Smooth with the lines and average in size. Kind of pushy as well.
193. Tommy Stewart / Ex-Godsmack
Tommy, like his Godsmack bass player Robbie, has a very nice cock. Not as big as Robbie's, but still a nice size. He's a very friendly and cool guy.
194. Peter Steele / Type O Negative
About an 11 inch dick and very thick!! But he doesn't like to use rubbers and says he doesn't like groupies, yet will use them when he gets a chance. Sort of weird as well, plus he looks like a steel worker from Iowa!
195. Rick Steier / Ex-Warrant
He has an average size DOWN BOY, nothing too great, but nothing too bad. He does little complimentary things for you like take off your shoes and he is always nice to his former bedmates. There's plenty more on Rick in the Ho-Bag.
196. Izzy Stradlin / Ex-Guns 'N Roses
Our source reveals he is a VERY good lay! Sometimes those guys who aren't the pretty boy of the bad are better lays than the good lucking guys. The pretty boys sometimes think they don't have to put any effort into anything. Just look at Vince Neil!
197. Dana Strum / Slaughter
Dana has an average cock, nothing to get excited about. Isn't exactly that memorable. A huge shit talker. Could sell water to a person drowning. Has all the lines down and comes off very smooth, but he's mostly full of shit. Dana once let his ex-wife, adult entertainment star Tami Monroe, fuck him in the ass with a dildo.
198. Steve "Sex" Summers / Pretty Boy Floyd
This guy is a mess! He's got fake hair, his chest feels like hugging a Christmas Tree, and he has no business ever taking off his pants! But he does shave his pubes, so take that for what it's worth. His dick is reportedly around 8 inches though.
199. Mick Sweda / BulletBoys
Average in size and will say whatever is necessary to go Smooth Up In Ya (meaning he has smooth lines, but is a bullshiter). A good kisser, but not into oral sex or foreplay.
200. Serj Tankian / System Of A Down
Reports are that Serj is a total sweetie despite looking like a freak. Nice cock and gentle in bed. Makes you feel like he actually is making love to you, although not much concern for whether you come or not. Condom user and good for a few times in one session.
201. Glenny Telford / Skinlab
A little above avereage! Maybe 7 1/2 -- 8 inches and THICK!!! He eats pussy VERY well and has an anal fetish (yours not his)! This boy loves to give anal! (Word to the wise, ladies, if you're ever gonna be with him, bring the lube, cuz as much girth as this boy has, you'd have a better chance of pushing a bowling ball through a garden hose!) He talks dirty too, which is a major turn on, cuz he's very good at it! And playing that guitar gives his fingers great practice, cuz he was a pro with those as well!
202. Tommy Thayer / Black-n-Blue, Kiss yes man
Dude's got nice hair, but his cock is so small crabs could use it as a flagpole. He can go quite a while, but that's probably because his dick isn't hitting your pussy walls. Tommy will call you the next day and hang around after he's done boning you. I guess that's cause he has to make up for lacking in size!
203. Joshua Todd / Ex-Buckcherry
About average size, into oral sex but not very good at it. Kind of boring. Doesn't like to fuck at night. Likes to have his dick sucked. Amazing kisser and very passionate. Sexy skinny body.
204. Marq Torien / BulletBoys
Marq has a dick so small he probably pisses on his balls. About 4.5 inches. He REALLY loves to receive oral, but won't even THINK of returning the favor. Very egotistical and likes to watch what's going on in the mirror. Also comes off a bit fruity and might be into guys more.
205. Mike Tramp / White Lion
Mike's above average in size but isn't the nicest guy in the world.
206. Eddie Travis / Chlorine
Eddie is about 7 inches and is willing to please you first. Like his singer Mark Fain, he's also very good in the sack. While Chlorine might not have sold that many records, at least they can fuck good!
207. Erik Turner / Warrant
I heard that Eric is a nice guy and has a nice package, about 6 inches. Eric has definitely been around the block so many times he now owns it. Likes to be talked dirty to. He was once a very horny mess, but seems to have mellowed since he got married.
208. Steven Tyler / Aerosmith
Steven provides some of the best ORAL SEX you'll ever have! You had to know those lips would come in handy. A legend on stage and in the bedroom!
209. Lars Ulrich / Metallica
Lars is about 6 inches and has a HOODED MONK, meaning he's uncircumcised! That's to be expected because he was born in Denmark, or some foreign country like that. He's a quick shooter and likes multiple girls. He's also fond of blow (what a shock) and that might result in his MONK to not wanting to come out and play. And he constantly talks. Shut the fuck up already! Also he's losing his hair, but that's another chart.
210. Steve Vai / Guitar dude
Steve is suppose to have a good size cock, whatever that means. That's all I know.
211. Phil Varone / Skid Row
Phil has about an 8+ inch cock with what one girl called "an amazing girth" as well as a very nice pair of balls. Plus he's well groomed, a wonderful kisser and goes down like the Titanic. And he likes ass play as well, but even more with dildo's, vibrators...or even...CARROTS!!! (no lie!!!)!! He doesn't even mind ass-play with another guy either because he is bi-sexual. He also has a Prince Albert, which means he has a pierced cock. He has a huge ring (not one of those thin ones like most guys get), but a very thick silver ring going in through the opening of his cock and coming out just behind the ridge on the underside. He also shoots out quite a load, so bring your rain coat!
212. Donnie Vie / Enuff Z Nuff
Donnie's paraphernalia is average or so size, and he's pretty good, providing he's sober. However, he'll rather have his dick cut off than wear a condom. But if you keep on him Enuff, he'll put one on. Reports have it that he has troubles getting an erection due to all his past (and current) drug use.
213. Virus / Dope
Average in length but skinny on the width. He says he doesn't like to have sex so all he does is recieve oral and then kinky things.
214. Yogi / Ex-Buckcherry
Yogi reportedly has around 10 inches of cock! That's 20 inches of cock if you let him fuck you twice! Some girls say he is worthy of the "Dick Of Death" award because he has a lot to handle. Good luck!
215. Danny Wagner / Ex-Warrant
Now I heard that Danny has a big cock. However, his bed room skills leave a little bit to be desired. Our source said he was a bad lay. But another source said he is a spectacular kisser and if he is really into a girl, he'll go to great lengths to please her. He is VERY good with his mouth and tongue, and is extremely concerned about making sure his partner is satisfied. So one person says he's great, another says he isn't. Probably depends on how well he is into you, no pun intended.
216. Butch Walker
Reports have it that Butch has a slightly below average dick and likes to have sex in public places!! He loves to receive oral as well as give it, and is an intense sweet-talker. Doesn't like to use condoms though he does like to give compliments during sex and will keep in touch afterwards. He has a huge ego now but still loves to flirt. Claims to be loyal to his girlfriend.
217. Nicholas Walsh / Slik Toxik
Nicolas was sort of like a mini-Sebastian. He's a short guy and he's got a 5 inch cock. He also enjoys looking in the mirror while he fucks.
218. Jason Ward / Flotsam & Jetsam
About an 8 1/2 inch cock, and once you are done fucking him, he'll still hang around. A cool guy.
219. Steve West / Danger Danger
Steve has a nice size dick, but it's not so big it'll make you gag when you are going down on him. He'll make sure you come and won't blow a load in your mouth if you don't want him too. Sounds like a cool guy!
220. Deryck Whibley / Sum 41
Nothing exciting. Below average penis. He's got a hairy crotch and rarely gives oral but loves to recieve (typical guy). Maybe he'll improve with age.
221. Kip Winger / Winger
The former ballet dancer & Alice Cooper bassist formed his solo band which was a favorite for millions of us girls until Beavis & Butthead came along. Known to have a very big dick.
222. Lajon Witherspoon / Sevendust
Decent size cock, knows what to do with it and a very good kisser. A little on the cocky side, however. Snores like a bastard so bring ear plugs if you're spending the night.
223. Brent Woods / Vince Neil Band
Brent has a huge cock and is rough with the chicks. Known to be somewhat of a dick.
224. Chris Worley / Jackyl
Like most drummers seem to be, Chris is very well hung. Not very adventurous in his positions or skills though. But he is a very polite Southern gentleman.
225. Dave Wyndorf / Monster Magnet
Talks dirty, really good kisser, average size and average sex. Can be an asshole.
226. Robin Zander / Cheap Trick
Here is guy you can compare to Tommy Lee with no problem, and there aren't too many that can!! So if he Wants You To Want Him, you should let him!!! He was hot back in the day, but has held up pretty good. Plus, he's good in the sack. He is married to Playboy Playmate Pamela Stein, who was a Playmate in November of 1987.
227. Chip Z'Nuff / Enuff Z' Nuff
Chip is well hung (about 8 1/2 inches) and as we all know, the thickness is what counts most and he's got that covered. He's also very polite. He doesn't just dive right in. He likes to hang out and talk, maybe smoke some pot, and get to know you as best he can if a few hours. He doesn't get in a hurry and loves to give oral sex. Great at the dirty talk, providing you like a voice that sounds like Krusty The Clown. Like most bass players, he has great rytHydromax and is all around a good fuck.
228. Zim Zum / Marilyn Manson
He's kind of like your high school boyfriend in bed, you know, kinda nervous but average in size. Unless your high school boyfriend was Tommy Lee, than never mind that last comment.