Strippers Love Me

MikeShlort;549282 said:
If you're a sane individual, you'll realize 9.5" is too big and that not being able to get all the way in feels shitty. You'll quickly lose interest in having an arm sized penis once you start experiencing what it feels like to have the base of your cock sticking out when you're fucking. Unless of course you want to be a one trick pony.

From the limited experience I've had with women, they all liked missionary the best. I look at it as I would prefer to have a little less reach in other weird positions (Like reverse cowgirl) then to have way too much slack in the positions that are best for both people, like legs behind the head and such. Besides, in those others positions all you really need to do is offset your hips and draw her in to get the most use out of your shaft.

But don't think I'm criticizing you. When I started Penis Enlargement I wanted to get it as big as I could. Too big did no occur to me. I set my goal at 9"NBPenis EnlargementLx7"EG, because I thought it would be realistic and attainable. Now all I want is 7.5"-8"NBPenis EnlargementLx6.25"MEG or so. I think once you're that size (or even the size I am now) it's more about fucking hard and and well than it is about being any bigger. The only way I'd want to be longer is if I end up with a girl who can take more than my length.

I think you'll see as you start gaining that 9"+ is ridiculous and wanting that is the epitome of vanity. Plus that takes a lot of fucking time. I personally have other things to do than spend 3-4 hours a day hanging when I'm already big.
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Well first off, I am not quite sane. I'm most likely bipolar or schizo, and somewhat like DLD has mentioned himself, my mania causes me to obsessive over (and in turn work harder towards) things more than most people. Not that I think that is the motivation behind my wanting a monster dick, but just thought I should point it out.

I disagree about the women not being able to take a 9.5 or bigger. Yes, there are some, probably very many, women that won't be able to take that length. However, there are many that can easily take the length and enjoy having a dick press on their cervix or in their deep spot. My desire to have a huge cock is exactly an issue of vanity, I in no way think otherwise. That is exactly the case. When I say I want women to have that astounded reaction when I pull it out, that is the epitome of being vain. I'm fine with that.

What I guess isn't coming across has to do with how I've phrased things, even the title of my thread. It should be called "Size Queens Love Me". I want to astonish and amaze women that love huge dicks. I want the sluttiest and craziest (sexually speaking) women to worship my cock. I want to turn black cock sluts into my cock sluts, and make women bow to my manhood. Ordinary women can actually gradually get used to a size that is initially too big for them. I want a dick so long and thick that women scream for me to go slow and still pray to God. Trust me, either immediately or in time most women can take a 10 inch cock. They aren't as fragile as you would imagine, but in some cases it takes a bit of working them up.

I've said it before and I'll say it again, I don't think a very long dick is an absolute necessity to good sex. Sex is much more complicated than that, and a woman's mind is the organ that makes her cum the hardest. Most women can't even orgasm vaginally and need their clit stimulated no matter how big you are. Giving a woman great oral sex will get her much more horny and near orgasm than actual penetration will. With all that being said, I still want a monster cock and if it is at all possible that I can get there, I will.

Trust me, I am busy myself. I don't like being dedicated to spending hours lengthening and thickening my cock. At the same time, I wasn't always happy go lucky to go bodybuild when I was doing it. The thing that kept me going on those rough days was knowing that every minute I put towards working out would lead to a better and better body that I would be more and more happy with. No matter what you do in life, time will pass. The only difference is whether you have something to show for it or not.

What I have done to counter the time issue is limit my sets of hanging to 4 [words=https://officialhydromaxpump.com/?uid=6&oid=2&affid=98]x 20[/words] minute sets, which comes out to around 2 hours. I have to study anyways, so I hang while I am studying, thus killing two birds with one stone. Plus I have ordered the [words=https://shop.mattersofsize.com/products/sizegenetics-penis-extender]SG[/words] to continue to stretch in a lighter and more manageable way to increase my time under tension without becoming so limited in terms of what I can and can't do. As I've said before, if Penis Enlargement actually is real and does work, I WILL GET MY RESULTS FROM IT.

I think your size goal of around 8 x 6.25 is both reasonable and what many women would consider really big. It is more than enough to please pretty much 95% or maybe even more of women. I just have a different goal. It is kind of like the difference between your average gym bodybuilder (not the guys that compete, just regular guys that want a nice body) and a determined powerlifter. The first guy uses weights to get a certain body shape for personal reasons, and the second guy just wants to be able to say he can lift a shit ton of weight, and to him his body shape is secondary. I don't think one guy is better than the other, it is just a different outlook. Most guys that practice powerlifting won't end up in big competitions or at the olympics, but it is a practice that keeps them happy day to day. That's how I see the difference between our Penis Enlargement goals. I don't think either of us is wrong or right, just looking at it differently.

For today:

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How many girls have you met that can take 9.5"? Kingsnake has photographic proof that he fucks different sluts all the time and he's said the vast majority can only take 7", he's only ever ran into a couple chicks who could take 9"+. I imagine women's vagina depths are similar to men's penis size, in that most are in the middle and there are very few on the left (small) or right (huge) side of the curve.

How big are you now? Have you ever fucked a girl and weren't able to get all of your dick inside? It feels pretty lame. Also, you can't fuck as hard with a monster cock. Again, I am basing this on my limited experience and also the anecdotal evidence offered by Kingsnake. He said once he started Penis Enlargement, he could no longer smash girls like he used to. Sounds kinda boring to me.

You'll figure out what you really want as you gain and then use your new size on girls. I'm just offering you some insight because your goals are pretty unrealistic (going from 7"BPenis EnlargementL to 10.5" would place you as one of the highest gainers in the world), plus trying to ease some of your stress and worry. I read you posts and you said you feel bad about your size and are worried if you can gain or not. I was the exact same way dude. Until I started pumping and gained girth, I realized Penis Enlargement does work. And even further when I used my new size on a chick and I was huge for her. It really put things into perspective.

The only reason I don't just start pumping right now and working girth is because it would make my dick look short. I'm afraid if I gain another half inch I will be too long to go balls deep in most girls, but I will still do it anyways because like you I am vein and I want my dick to look perfect to me. I believe at 7.25"NBPenis EnlargementL I am long enough to fuck the shit out of any slut. I could use another half inch girth. But like I say, that would make my dick look drastically shorter. So i need a bit more length. If it were just about function, I'd add another .5" girth and call it a day.

That all being said, I respect your work ethic and suggest that you start trying to get in at least 6 sets/day BTC, moving up in weight as soon as you are ready for it. Make sure you heat up before and after, and keep a heeating pad on your pelvis, to warm your ligs for the stretch.
 
MikeShlort;549282 said:
If you're a sane individual, you'll realize 9.5" is too big and that not being able to get all the way in feels shitty. You'll quickly lose interest in having an arm sized penis once you start experiencing what it feels like to have the base of your cock sticking out when you're fucking. Unless of course you want to be a one trick pony.

From the limited experience I've had with women, they all liked missionary the best. I look at it as I would prefer to have a little less reach in other weird positions (Like reverse cowgirl) then to have way too much slack in the positions that are best for both people, like legs behind the head and such. Besides, in those others positions all you really need to do is offset your hips and draw her in to get the most use out of your shaft.

But don't think I'm criticizing you. When I started Penis Enlargement I wanted to get it as big as I could. Too big did no occur to me. I set my goal at 9"NBPenis EnlargementLx7"EG, because I thought it would be realistic and attainable. Now all I want is 7.5"-8"NBPenis EnlargementLx6.25"MEG or so. I think once you're that size (or even the size I am now) it's more about fucking hard and and well than it is about being any bigger. The only way I'd want to be longer is if I end up with a girl who can take more than my length.

I think you'll see as you start gaining that 9"+ is ridiculous and wanting that is the epitome of vanity. Plus that takes a lot of fucking time. I personally have other things to do than spend 3-4 hours a day hanging when I'm already big.
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Well first off, I am not quite sane. I'm most likely bipolar or schizo, and somewhat like DLD has mentioned himself, my mania causes me to obsessive over (and in turn work harder towards) things more than most people. Not that I think that is the motivation behind my wanting a monster dick, but just thought I should point it out.

I disagree about the women not being able to take a 9.5 or bigger. Yes, there are some, probably very many, women that won't be able to take that length. However, there are many that can easily take the length and enjoy having a dick press on their cervix or in their deep spot. My desire to have a huge cock is exactly an issue of vanity, I in no way think otherwise. That is exactly the case. When I say I want women to have that astounded reaction when I pull it out, that is the epitome of being vain. I'm fine with that.

What I guess isn't coming across has to do with how I've phrased things, even the title of my thread. It should be called "Size Queens Love Me". I want to astonish and amaze women that love huge dicks. I want the sluttiest and craziest (sexually speaking) women to worship my cock. I want to turn black cock sluts into my cock sluts, and make women bow to my manhood. Ordinary women can actually gradually get used to a size that is initially too big for them. I want a dick so long and thick that women scream for me to go slow and still pray to God. Trust me, either immediately or in time most women can take a 10 inch cock. They aren't as fragile as you would imagine, but in some cases it takes a bit of working them up.

I've said it before and I'll say it again, I don't think a very long dick is an absolute necessity to good sex. Sex is much more complicated than that, and a woman's mind is the organ that makes her cum the hardest. Most women can't even orgasm vaginally and need their clit stimulated no matter how big you are. Giving a woman great oral sex will get her much more horny and near orgasm than actual penetration will. With all that being said, I still want a monster cock and if it is at all possible that I can get there, I will.

Trust me, I am busy myself. I don't like being dedicated to spending hours lengthening and thickening my cock. At the same time, I wasn't always happy go lucky to go bodybuild when I was doing it. The thing that kept me going on those rough days was knowing that every minute I put towards working out would lead to a better and better body that I would be more and more happy with. No matter what you do in life, time will pass. The only difference is whether you have something to show for it or not.

What I have done to counter the time issue is limit my sets of hanging to 4 [words=https://officialhydromaxpump.com/?uid=6&oid=2&affid=98]x 20[/words] minute sets, which comes out to around 2 hours. I have to study anyways, so I hang while I am studying, thus killing two birds with one stone. Plus I have ordered the [words=https://shop.mattersofsize.com/products/sizegenetics-penis-extender]SG[/words] to continue to stretch in a lighter and more manageable way to increase my time under tension without becoming so limited in terms of what I can and can't do. As I've said before, if Penis Enlargement actually is real and does work, I WILL GET MY RESULTS FROM IT.

I think your size goal of around 8 x 6.25 is both reasonable and what many women would consider really big. It is more than enough to please pretty much 95% or maybe even more of women. I just have a different goal. It is kind of like the difference between your average gym bodybuilder (not the guys that compete, just regular guys that want a nice body) and a determined powerlifter. The first guy uses weights to get a certain body shape for personal reasons, and the second guy just wants to be able to say he can lift a shit ton of weight, and to him his body shape is secondary. I don't think one guy is better than the other, it is just a different outlook. Most guys that practice powerlifting won't end up in big competitions or at the olympics, but it is a practice that keeps them happy day to day. That's how I see the difference between our Penis Enlargement goals. I don't think either of us is wrong or right, just looking at it differently.

For today:

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boohoohoo;549343 said:
Well first off, I am not quite sane. I'm most likely bipolar or schizo, and somewhat like DLD has mentioned himself
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Hey! I resemble that remark! :)
 
Okay, some news today.

First off, my [words=https://shop.mattersofsize.com/products/sizegenetics-penis-extender]Size Genetics[/words] arrived earlier this afternoon and I got a chance to use it. It doesn't provide a truly noticeable stretching feeling, but it sure does mimic extending my flaccid out all the way. Even though it isn't a hardcore stretch or anything like that, I had a good feeling about it immediately once I got it on. It takes a little getting used to in order to put on, but once it is on it is not distracting or very visible underneath sweatpants either. I can truly see myself strapped in for hours and hours while getting things like reading, studying, typing and others done.

Second, I was curious about my BPFSL so I took a measure last night. I was definitely at a solid 7.75 inches, and unless my eyes deceived me I was actually a hair under 8 inches. I measured repeatedly like five times, and twice I saw 8 inches, twice I saw 7.75, and the other time it was somewhere in between and I wasn't sure.

Third, I believe I am developing erection problems. Since four or five days ago my erections just haven't been the same. This could honestly be because I have focused on my dick a lot more recently and I could just be overreacting. I also ejaculated something like 20 times over that time period, so it might also be that. Either way, I am worried. Starting tomorrow I am going to incorporate a decent kegel program (200 5 second kegels) into my routine. I will also not ejaculate tomorrow and then check again the day after. I think kegels are important anyways to help bridge the gap between BPFSL and what I am truly concerned with, BPenis EnlargementL.

For today:

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1.5 hours in [words=https://shop.mattersofsize.com/products/sizegenetics-penis-extender]SG[/words]

Total Time in [words=https://shop.mattersofsize.com/products/sizegenetics-penis-extender]SG[/words]: 1.5 hours

I will keep track of my total time in the [words=https://shop.mattersofsize.com/products/sizegenetics-penis-extender]SG[/words] and take measurments every 250 hours of both my BPFSL and BPenis EnlargementL. This is kind of an issue in terms of being scientific and truly figuring out if my gains are coming either from hanging, the [words=https://shop.mattersofsize.com/products/sizegenetics-penis-extender]SG[/words], or a combination of the two. However, I just want to gain, I don't care which method is best for doing it.
 
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Very busy and shitty day. Blah.

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1 hour in [words=https://shop.mattersofsize.com/products/sizegenetics-penis-extender]SG[/words]

Total Time in [words=https://shop.mattersofsize.com/products/sizegenetics-penis-extender]SG[/words]: 2.5 hours

Didn't get in the kegels like I had planned. I also ejaculated twice. On top of that, I killed my diet for two days in a row. I am going to get serious tomorrow about life.
 
This is for yesterday. Another very busy and shitty day, because I had to finish up the previous days work. My hanging and [words=https://shop.mattersofsize.com/products/sizegenetics-penis-extender]SG[/words] have been running behind schedule, but I will continue with this hanging weight until I have reached 28 total sets. That'll mean an extra day or two at the same weight.

So for 5/31/2013:

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.75 hours in [words=https://shop.mattersofsize.com/products/sizegenetics-penis-extender]SG[/words]

Total Time in [words=https://shop.mattersofsize.com/products/sizegenetics-penis-extender]SG[/words]: 3.25 hours
 
So tired.

4 [words=https://officialhydromaxpump.com/?uid=6&oid=2&affid=98]x 20[/words] minutes BTC at 12.5 lbs
1.5 hours in [words=https://shop.mattersofsize.com/products/sizegenetics-penis-extender]SG[/words]

Total Time in [words=https://shop.mattersofsize.com/products/sizegenetics-penis-extender]SG[/words]: 4.75 hours
 
Been sick for a few days now. It has really killed my energy levels and left me not wanting to do anything, including Penis Enlargement. I barely made it through a reduced routine today. Three more days until it has been 2 months of hanging. I measured yesterday and am pretty sure of the result I got, but I will wait until Wednesday for the official two month.

One issue I am having, and I hope anyone reading this will address it, is that I am getting reduced erection quality and frequency. That is certainly not what I want. I know most people will recommend kegels and I really should start them, but does anyone reading this with experience know if this is possible from hanging or the [words=https://shop.mattersofsize.com/products/sizegenetics-penis-extender]SG[/words]?

I am not interested in having a long half erect dick. I am more than willing to take an extra year and work slowly if it means erection quality will be better. I won't jack off for the next three days mainly to build up for my measurement, but I am also considering that excessive ejaculation is a problem that is at least partially, maybe even fully, causing my dick to not get as hard.

For today:

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2 hours in [words=https://shop.mattersofsize.com/products/sizegenetics-penis-extender]SG[/words]

Total Time in [words=https://shop.mattersofsize.com/products/sizegenetics-penis-extender]SG[/words]: 6.75 hours
 
boohoohoo;549896 said:
Been sick for a few days now. It has really killed my energy levels and left me not wanting to do anything, including Penis Enlargement.


I am going on 8 days now with the sickness! It is miserable and I don't blame anyone for taking time off because of it.
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This is such horseshit. My hanger broke. The tightening bolt won't screw down properly so I can't attach. I was making great progress, but I have no idea how to fix this. I tried a few different things and it hasn't worked out. I contacted Bib and he is trying to help me. Looks like I won't be hanging for a while at least.

In the meantime I am going to try to get in at least 3.5 hours a day in the [words=https://shop.mattersofsize.com/products/sizegenetics-penis-extender]SG[/words]. That may be nothing compared to hanging 12.5 lbs for 1.5 hours, but I am hoping it will help me maintain my gains at the very least. Who knows, maybe I will continue to grow. If I lose my gains I'm am going to be extremely pissed.

For today:

2 [words=https://officialhydromaxpump.com/?uid=6&oid=2&affid=98]x 20[/words] minutes BTC at 12.5 lbs (before hanger got fucked up)
1.25 hours in [words=https://shop.mattersofsize.com/products/sizegenetics-penis-extender]SG[/words]

Total Time in [words=https://shop.mattersofsize.com/products/sizegenetics-penis-extender]SG[/words]: 8 hours
 
Wow, I just realized strippers do like me, Big Hairy Gay Male Strippers:):( WOW< why not a beautiful woman?
 
I am having erection quality issues. It has been going on for around a week. I don't get harder than say 85%, and my dick feels like a limp noodle pretty much all day. Even my morning wood is much below usual. I posted this in the Penis Enlargement Forum to try to get some advice, but these are the issues I feel like may be causing it and how I am going to try to figure it out and fix it (shortened here because I just wrote it out in the other section):

1. Too much ejaculation. I jerk off and cum too much, and I am afraid that combined with the fatigue of Penis Enlargement it has become too much. I haven't jacked off today, and won't tomorrow and possibly the day after. If my erections don't return to normal, I'll move on to number two.

2. Kegeling. I haven't done more than a few a day in months, if not a year. If cutting down on ejaculation doesn't work, I'll begin a kegeling routine daily. This should also help get my PC strong enough to fill up the enlarged penis I create and keep it rock hard.

3. If those two don't work for me, I am thinking of severely limiting my Penis Enlargement. I know I have definitely made gains and don't want to lose them, but if everything else fails I know what I need is a reduced routine. I will go into a routine of just hanging one set a day for 20 minutes, and cut out the [words=https://shop.mattersofsize.com/products/sizegenetics-penis-extender]SG[/words] entirely. I will do this temporarily until my erections get back to normal. If this is not enough, I'll change from a every single day routine to a 5 day on 2 day off one.

I feel like my issue might be from over working my dick, but I don't want to slow down just yet. Over the next week I will decide what needs to be done.

On a similar not, since my EQ is horrible right now I am not going to do my two month measurement tomorrow. I'll measure once everything gets back to normal.

For today:

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.25 hours in [words=https://shop.mattersofsize.com/products/sizegenetics-penis-extender]SG[/words]

Total time in [words=https://shop.mattersofsize.com/products/sizegenetics-penis-extender]SG[/words]: 8.25 hours
 
MikeShlort;550247 said:
Having a limp dick is perfect for hanging. Maximum stretch.
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Agreed, except when you can't get fully hard anymore. That is a bigger issue than having a longer dick that must be addressed before it becomes permanent.

To that end I contacted Bib with my issue. He hasn't responded yet, so I have resorted to what I feel is the best solution. I have greatly reduced my workouts and will do so until I am back to normal, at which point I will resume what I was previously doing.

1 [words=https://officialhydromaxpump.com/?uid=6&oid=2&affid=98]x 20[/words] minutes BTC at 12.5 lbs

Tomorrow I am moving up in weight, but still limiting myself to one set. Possibly two.
 
My educated guess is your EQ problems are a combination of too much jerking off, not enough exercise that raises your heart rate and makes you sweat, combined with Penis Enlargement (hanging is stressful on the penis). Maybe diet too. Watermelon, water, raw veggies, lean meats are good. Being lean = being healthy. Having extra body fat produces estrogen, which is the opposite of boners. Search "5 Gs EQ - pegym" on google to find 5 herbs that do a number to increase your test and therefore EQ. Worked very well for me. Oh, and stop jerking off. I wrote an article on why you shouldn't jerk off like a year ago and the benefits I've found since have just increased. You can find that shit somewhere in my thread or google "MikeShlort Theory - mattersofsize". Maybe you're not getting enough sleep either.
 
MikeShlort;550316 said:
My educated guess is your EQ problems are a combination of too much jerking off, not enough exercise that raises your heart rate and makes you sweat, combined with Penis Enlargement (hanging is stressful on the penis). Maybe diet too. Watermelon, water, raw veggies, lean meats are good. Being lean = being healthy. Having extra body fat produces estrogen, which is the opposite of boners. Search "5 Gs EQ - pegym" on google to find 5 herbs that do a number to increase your test and therefore EQ. Worked very well for me. Oh, and stop jerking off. I wrote an article on why you shouldn't jerk off like a year ago and the benefits I've found since have just increased. You can find that shit somewhere in my thread or google "MikeShlort Theory - mattersofsize". Maybe you're not getting enough sleep either.
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http://www.mattersofsize.com/forum/archive/index.php/t-67354.html
Tadaaaaaaaaa! :)

P.S And the funny part goes when you start the thread saying you have a small penis (you emphasize it a few times) and then you say that you range 8-8.5 BPFL. If that's small I'd have to walk with my face hidden (just for now rofl) rofl rofl
 
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This post is what I did yesterday, but was too tired to post:

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.5 hours in [words=https://shop.mattersofsize.com/products/sizegenetics-penis-extender]SG[/words]

Total Time in [words=https://shop.mattersofsize.com/products/sizegenetics-penis-extender]SG[/words]: 8.75 hours

My erection issues also went away after I only hung 1 set and didn't do the [words=https://shop.mattersofsize.com/products/sizegenetics-penis-extender]SG[/words] that day. However, when I did the [words=https://shop.mattersofsize.com/products/sizegenetics-penis-extender]SG[/words] last night I think they came back. I have a sneaking suspicion that the [words=https://shop.mattersofsize.com/products/sizegenetics-penis-extender]SG[/words] may cause erection issues in me.
 
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