Battle of My Dick vs Gravity (Who's Stronger?)

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Drd13 havent heard from u in forever....since I posted my pics, I go in the [words=https://officialhydromaxpump.com/?uid=6&oid=2&affid=98 ]Bathmate[/words] semi to total erect 15 min, then massage, kegal, and maybe a few [words=http://www.mattersofsize.com/forum/penis-enlargement-forum/12539-slow-squash-jelq-nothing-give-me-better-expansion.html]SSJ[/words]. Then I get semi-erect again and do another 15 min. Lately Ive been clamping for about 15 min after that. No fluid build up. Couldnt really tell you why.
 
Day 84

12 WEEKS! Thats approx. 3 months. Im proud of that. I couldnt sleep last night so Im really tired but I usually am by the time I get on here to post my workout

When I first started I use to hate watching adult entertainment because I felt to small next to the guys in the adult entertainment. Now Im loving it because I feel like I could star in my own soon.

2 sizables

35 [words=http://www.mattersofsize.com/forum/showthread.php?83577-Length-master-official-order-thread-now-shipping-06-16-2014!!!]LM[/words] SD 2.5 lbs- a little soar again today

break

30 min [words=https://officialhydromaxpump.com/?uid=6&oid=2&affid=98 ]Bathmate[/words]
12 min clamp edge
cockring

50 curls, 50 pull downs, 10 pushups,
sun tanned naked on the roof again about 10 mins

1 hour newb stretches, 45 astretches

600 jelqs

What I Ate: 4 wheat toast with butter and honey mmmm, 3 bean and cheese burritos I made ahhhh, 3 bottles water

fuck ya 3 months!
 
Girth Hammer;385405 said:
rofl sun tanning naked on the roof.

Turnover: Certified BAD ASS!
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Back in my drinking days I had a tanning episode that is pretty epic. I lived in the same building I worked and it was owned by my family so I kind of abused my privileges and would drink pretty much 24-7. This particular day I was about half way through a gallon of 100 proof vodka at about 12 noon:) Drunk as fuck I made my way up to the roof of the building to catch some rays. I was laying on one of the fold out lawn beds. I had the bottle on one side and cigarettes on the other. Now, this building faced route 9, a very busy highway and you could see me up there pretty easily. As I said, it was noon so there was a fuck load of traffic going by. I passed out with a lit cigarette and it must have fallen into my lap. I was wearing a pair of male stripper leopard underwear. The cigarette feel onto my crotch and set fire to my underwear. The cigarette fell onto the chair which must have been soaked with vodka because it was engulfed in flames. So I am standing up on the roof, flaming panties, balls hanging out, lawn chair in flames, mid afternoon. Traffic stopped and everyone was looking at me frantically throwing the lawn chair off the roof. The fire burnt a massive hole in my undies so my junk was hanging out. I must have looked like some Neanderthal that just discovered fire in the worst way. Soon the fire department showed up and the rest is kind of blurry.

:)
 
OM GGG Talk about Kodak moment hahah ;) ;)

Those people got a Vegas worthy show for free

Im always watching for planes while Im layin up there and its the most awkward feeling like it feels like someone is going to walk over to me and say "what are you doing?" But literally no one can see up there no one except planes and helicopters but what are they going to do, "Hey you down there, your naked!"

Im sure they see naked people on roofs all the time.:)

Day 85

I was in my room about to start playing my new game Mass Effect and I saw a message on my phone from my job and it said-- Are you planning on showing up to work today. So unfortunatly my workout got cut today aswell as my plans for my Contest Entry which I wont keep talking about but will just do it!!

2 sizable

1 hour newb stretch, 45 astretch
10 min [words=https://officialhydromaxpump.com/?uid=6&oid=2&affid=98 ]Bathmate[/words]
cockring

work

600 jelqs
5 min clamp edge

25 curls, 30 pushups-- might do a few more tonight since Im still workin on them

What I Ate: 1 tuna sandwich wheat bread, 2 peanut butter and jellys wheat bread, applesauce, bbq chicken I made, wheat toast. ICE CREAM!!- low fat, some laffy taffy and gummy bears.

Note: yesterday I did 100 'twists' and the day before that I went on a walk to the park with my sis that took 3 hours.

And last night I ate like 40 saltine crackers before bed grrr I thought I only ate like 20.... with watermelon- that shit was the bomb
 
Im having computer trouble so I will keep this short

Day 86

2 sizable

1hour newb stretch, 45 astretches

break
30 min walk

30 min [words=https://officialhydromaxpump.com/?uid=6&oid=2&affid=98 ]Bathmate[/words]
15 min clamp edge
cockring
30 min jog, 10 min walk, 25 curls, 25 pullsowns, 20 pushups

520 jelqs- about to pop so I had to stop :P

What I Ate: bowl of oatmeal, chicken, cheese bread from???, salad, 3 bottles water, tea
 
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What is your schedule for eating? Is this all 1 meal once per day or it this throughout the day?
 
I eat when I can. Ill try and get a full breakfast in the morning, and sometimes I might miss lunch, but Ill have an early good size dinner. Then sometimes cereal at night and throuout the day Ill snack on stuff like apples (fruit), yogurts, granolas, wheat bread. I dont have a lot of cash for food so I do the best for what I got. Im starting to see some good results though like definition in my arms, chest, legs, and upper stomach but I will have a lot of loose skin.

Day 87

It has taken me about 20 mins to get to this page >:( -Having computer trouble sucks. I have work in the morning; Im pretty tired right now, but Im having a lot of fun with my new Xbox so its not even effecting me BUT my family is being a major pain these days. So Im struggling with that. These exercises are some of my favorite times of the day. It gives me something to look forward to, and Im feeling more confident and healthy everyday.

Ive been sleeping a lot better without the L-Arg but Ill start again tomorrow since I have most of the week off Ill probably take it 1 week on/1 week off

2 sizbales, 1 fishoil

1 hour newb stretch, 45 astretch

break

30 min [words=https://officialhydromaxpump.com/?uid=6&oid=2&affid=98 ]Bathmate[/words]- some stinging pain right in the first 5 mins today might need to skip a day or 2
10 min clamp edge
cockring

40 min jog, 10 min walk, 50 curls, 50 pull downs, 25 bench press

320 jelqs vaseline

What I Ate: cup of yogurt, granola bar, 1 apple, bbq chicken, wheat bread, bowl of cereal, bbqd steak (mmmm), potato, beans, corn, 2 low fat ice creams :) hawaiin punch, 3 bottles water
 
Turnover;385728 said:
I eat when I can. Ill try and get a full breakfast in the morning, and sometimes I might miss lunch, but Ill have an early good size dinner. Then sometimes cereal at night and throuout the day Ill snack on stuff like apples (fruit), yogurts, granolas, wheat bread. I dont have a lot of cash for food so I do the best for what I got. Im starting to see some good results though like definition in my arms, chest, legs, and upper stomach but I will have a lot of loose skin.
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Thanks Turn! I ask because my eating habits have been odd and I wonder how bad it is for me. I eat only once a day, in the evening and it is usually a small meal.
 
Yeah thats bad!! Have you ever seen the Dethklok episode where they go on a "diet" :)
Its a heavy metal cartoon called "Metalocalypse"
Have you been losing any weight? If you do you will most likely gain it back when you start eating again.
Do any walking yet?

Day 88

Nothing Special today- Except for keeping consistent

1 tsp L-Arg, 2 sizables

30 min [words=https://officialhydromaxpump.com/?uid=6&oid=2&affid=98 ]Bathmate[/words]
10 min clamp edge
cockring

work

1 hour newb stretches, 45 a stretches

break

have a headache
40 min walk, 25 curls, 25 pull downs, 15 pushups

350 jelqs
ejaculated

Im keeping it easy because my [words=https://track.moreniche.com/hit.php?w=113512&s=1220]JES[/words] should be here this week and Im going to go 110% with it

What I Ate: 1 banana, 1 apple, 1 p.b.&j. wheat bread, 2 bbq chicken, beans, potato, low fat icecream, 2 qusadillas I made, 3 bottles water

I wasnt going to do any physical exercise today because I was so tired but Im too determined and I WILL ACCOMPLISH THIS!!
 
Ive been relaxing with them a bit but stayin consistent and not stopping but Im planning a rest day possibly this weekend with a day or 2 of only some stretches and jelqs. :)

Day 89

WooWee

1 tsp L-Arg, 2 Viamax

10 min [words=https://officialhydromaxpump.com/?uid=6&oid=2&affid=98 ]Bathmate[/words]
1 hour [words=https://track.moreniche.com/hit.php?w=113512&s=1220]JES[/words] --- So I didnt feel like it was a good stretch. About 40 min into my head started to hurt and thats about all I felt the whole hour. Tomorrow Im going to play some more I tried wearing it a lot of different sizes before I went with what I did and the problem I have is if I can get it on its not tight enough and if I make it longer I cant get it on. Im sure Ill get it over a few trys.

break

50 min newb stretches, 35 astretches

30 min jog, 25 curls, 25 pulldowns, 20 pushups

21 min [words=https://officialhydromaxpump.com/?uid=6&oid=2&affid=98 ]Bathmate[/words]
6 min clamp edge
310 jelqs

What I Ate: 2 bananas, 4 wheat toasts, 2 eggs, 1 slice oven baked pizza, 2 glasses milk, 2 glasses water.....
 
Day 90

So much happening all the time. I got a notice from my mom that I had 30 days to move out. Im not sure whats going to happen I put upa pretty good argument and she seemed to back down. Shes really disfunctional and just really loves a fight. I may not have to leave but if I do I will be taking Penis Enlargement with me. Ive been homeless before and although I dont prefer it I dont have the resources to be on my own and be off the streets at this time. I will probably take the little money I can save from this month and go to San Fransisco. I can pump, stretch, and jelq in bathrooms and wear the [words=https://shop.mattersofsize.com/products/sizegenetics-penis-extender]extender[/words] anywhere.

We will see what this month brings

1 tsp L-Arg, 2 Viamax- the viamax's are GREAT

10 min [words=https://officialhydromaxpump.com/?uid=6&oid=2&affid=98 ]Bathmate[/words]
45 min [words=https://track.moreniche.com/hit.php?w=113512&s=1220]JES[/words]- I scared myself bc when I took it off the head looked disfigured I need to squeeze it from now on as I do when I hang.

break

50 min newb stretches, 45 astretches
21 min [words=https://officialhydromaxpump.com/?uid=6&oid=2&affid=98 ]Bathmate[/words]
6 min clamp edge
cock ring

work

600 jelqs

no work out today Im a little sad about that but I just couldnt today. I think Im sadder about that than having to move onto the streets ?:(

What I Ate: 1 banana, 2 wheat toast, 1 bowl mac n cheese, 2 more wheat toast, 1 glass chocolate milk, 3 glasses water.

Note: I forgot yesterday I had2 bologna sandwiches in the morning

YEAH tomorrows 13 Weeks thats like an official 3 months with NO BREAK= not really good, it is time for a slowed down day or two
 
I would start applying for public housing now and see if you can find a cheap spot where you don't have this stress hanging over your head. My prayers are with you and I promise, things will work out.
 
Thanks DLD, that really means something to me, my sister gave me the idea of calling 211 and in my area thats somewhere that could help with low-income housing. I have a feeling somehow that I am going to be okay this time. Ive been doing everything right and have never felt so strong in my life.

Aside from that Ive said before in this thread that ever since I started Penis Enlargement it has felt like the universe has been trying to tell me something. At first I thought it was trying to stop me, but what Ive been seeing is karma has been on my side more and more these days. Im not one much for religion or those things but I do know there is a force greater than us out there and I have always been faithful to what I think is right. This time I feel like I am going to the right place in my life and I just had to stop here again to see something I would not have otherwise seen.

Day 91

13 weeks baby
played the 360 almost ALL day :P

1 tsp L-Arg, 2 viamax

12 min [words=https://officialhydromaxpump.com/?uid=6&oid=2&affid=98 ]Bathmate[/words]
1 hour [words=https://track.moreniche.com/hit.php?w=113512&s=1220]JES[/words]

break

1 hour newb stretches, 45 astretches
20 min [words=https://track.moreniche.com/hit.php?w=113512&s=1220]JES[/words]

20 min [words=https://officialhydromaxpump.com/?uid=6&oid=2&affid=98 ]Bathmate[/words]
10 min clamp edge
cockring

break

30 min jog, 25 curls

220 jelqs

Im must have ejaculated I didnt see but I lost my erection and couldnt get hard again...

What I Ate: 1 slice white bread, 2 slice bologna, some cheese and tomato, 1 banana, 1 bowl cereal, 2 bbq chicken, broccoli, potato, 2 glass chocolate milk, 4 glasses water


I LOST 10 LBS!! I weighed myself this morning, and I finally dropped a whole 10lbs now shooting for another 10 more and then Ill be at an even 200lbs :cool: :cool: :cool:
 
Day 92

Had a 3 hour nap today... almost made today a rest day but....

1 tsp L-Arg, 2 Viamax

10 min bathamte
45 min [words=https://track.moreniche.com/hit.php?w=113512&s=1220]JES[/words]- got a really good stretch with maximum bars today the first try

break

40 min [words=https://track.moreniche.com/hit.php?w=113512&s=1220]JES[/words]- couldnt get the same stretch used less bars

3 hour nap

30 min jog almost fell asleep while running it was so late to go run at 930pm

1 hour newb stretches
20 min [words=https://officialhydromaxpump.com/?uid=6&oid=2&affid=98 ]Bathmate[/words]
12 min clamp edge
120 jelqs- lost my erection again I think I need some new adult entertainment
cockring

What I Ate: 1 cup'o'noodles, tuna and light mayo, 2 potatoes, with cheese, 2 slices bologna, steamed broccoli, 1 steak, beans, 5 glasses water.

I dont know how I ate that much food our cubboards are empty and Ive been hungry all day but somehow I ate like a king today- ahhh America

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_j-8tn4nmow
 
My cupboards are always bare:) I think I have a can of soup from 1979 but I am going to sell it on ebay so I can get a more modern can:)
 
DLD you would actually see better changes if you ate smaller meals throughout the day like turnover. If you only eat once and not very much your body goes into more of a survival mode and will tend to hang onto fat stores because it doesn't know when the next meal is coming. That is why anorexic people tend to have no muscle but still have extra fat because their body thinks it needs the fat. (not that im saying your anorexic but you get the idea)
 
Drd13;386342 said:
DLD you would actually see better changes if you ate smaller meals throughout the day like turnover. If you only eat once and not very much your body goes into more of a survival mode and will tend to hang onto fat stores because it doesn't know when the next meal is coming. That is why anorexic people tend to have no muscle but still have extra fat because their body thinks it needs the fat. (not that im saying your anorexic but you get the idea)
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You are so right but it has been such a challenge for me to change. I am SO BUSY all the time. I wish [words=http://www.mattersofsize.com/join-now.html]MOS[/words] was self sufficient but I can't really depend on steady income from the site so I am pressed to do other things to turn money. I currently have 6 business's I am running and I am as dedicated to each company as I am to [words=http://www.mattersofsize.com/join-now.html]MOS[/words] so I would love to have 6 more copies of myself:) I really need to get back on my game and set some time aside to eat and exercise. Thanks for reminding me of the importance of my diet, I need that to be told to me so I get my ass in gear.
 
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