The Truth About Dick Size

doublelongdaddy;497422 said:
Michael, when you use that name be careful!
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Lol no disrespect DLD. It's just an inside joke kind of thing, because every person I knew named Mike in real life was retarded, not to mention that it's such a common name, it just works.
 
Man, don't worry about all that stuff. Look at it like this, If you want the size you want, you'll have to put in alot of work. When I use to Penis Enlargement, I did it for hours. Like 3 hours a day of everything, that includes clamping with two days off. I didn't care about anything else but having a huge penis.
 
keepingitbig;497448 said:
Man, don't worry about all that stuff. Look at it like this, If you want the size you want, you'll have to put in alot of work. When I use to Penis Enlargement, I did it for hours. Like 3 hours a day of everything, that includes clamping with two days off. I didn't care about anything else but having a huge penis.
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Ya I do lots of Penis Enlargement.
I'm just looking ahead how to find a girl when I actually do get a nice size.
 
MikeShlort;497409 said:
No way Peter. Never.

I would never settle for that. I would never be with a woman who doesn't truly love me or is with me for stability reasons. If I ever got tricked into that again, the second I found out, I would buy four eightballs and greet her when she gets home naked, sweating and throwing furniture.

I'd never put up with a woman who wouldn't fuck me whenever I wanted it. I am a man and I say when I want to fuck (unless there is a legitimate reason)

If my woman ever cheated on me, I'd get rid of her that very second, no matter how much I still loved here. I am not a sucker.

These are the reasons I am single. I won't compromise one bit. I refuse to play the game.

I realize I'm not attractive enough to go to the trendiest bars of my province to get the girls who look like models, but I think I am attractive enough to go to a regular bar and have a 50% chance of pulling a half decent girl if I play it properly. It's just that time is running out for me, as I am nearly 26. And I haven't been out in a long, long time.

If I still don't have a real woman by the time I'm 40, it's back to being a selfish addict. I'll fuck hookers, teenage sluts that like older men (daddy issues), single moms, married women who have husbands that haven't been practicing Penis Enlargement for the last 15 years. I'll spend my weekends staying awake and my weekdays working and staying drunk/stoned. Doesn't matter how successful or not I am at the time.

I do live in Canada, and I realize the American Nightmare rubs off on us the most, due to proximity, but I think it is probably still a bit better than the ol' USA, USA, USA itself. Although, 80% of guys in my age range look like they are straight off a reality TV series. And most girls ignore me because I don't.

If I were 20 figuring this shit out I would not be worried, but it's my age that is fucking me. I realize that women are incapable of being single for more than three weeks, so the older I get, the less chance I have to find one that already isn't having her way paid for her by Billy.
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From what I've heard Canada is even worse than USA for feminism but I only rely on some people who have lived both places. My understanding is that prostitution is becoming somewhat accepted there due to the poor quality of the women. I think US is catching up, hey - someone is banging all these hookers.

In USA most guys don't get any pussy but they try to keep up appearances by lying and bragging constantly.

Like I said earlier I see thin ok looking guys with ugly fat trollish girlfriends or young handsome guy with cougars. The funny thing is guys brag about dating or marrying an ugly hag but there's an unwritten code you can't call them on it. My dad is 62 and dating an older woman, him and his friend were bragging about how much pussy they get "WE don't know what you're talking about we get all the pussy we can handle". I said "she looks 80 years old and is a drunk bar skank, get real. I haven't seen either of you with anyone I couldn't get with 10 dollars or a pack of smokes." It was a quiet ride home.

I broke the unwritten law about unspoken truths. In movies things are portrayed as great between the sexes, women are friendly and available and any reasonably attractive guy has a shot at a reasonably attractive woman. If you try to suggest that things are the opposite you are an asshole, bitter, have a small penis and live in mom's basement.

A sexy woman will walk by and a friend will say "yeah I should hit her up" but then excuses fly. Most guys know they will get fucked off in under a minute and do not want to admit to zero chance with beautiful young women. Again why have you not been out to a bar if it is 50/50?

For what you want your odds are non-existent unless you leave North America. You can probably teach english somewhere for a salary that will be decent for the area. Usually they want a 4 year degree but many of these places you can get some bullshit teaching credential and fool them. You will find women in other lands that would like you and your age is no problem, MY age is no problem. You can have an 18 year old christian virgin without breaking a sweat, maybe even a 15 year old if her parents approve. Yes even the cherished age of consent is not the same everywhere.
 
I really don't know where you are getting this. Every guy I know gets pussy. I see hot girls all the time with a guy who is not that attractive. I do see attractive guys with fat girls the odd time, but usually I see an average guy with an above average woman.

And there is no shortage of sexy girls in Canada, not where I live.

It's just so hard to get a foot in the door if you don't have a social connection.

I think I am going to conduct an experiment in two months time, depending on my gains. My confidence level depends on how fat my dick is swinging and how cut my body looks at a given time.

I am going to start asking out women blatantly and see if I can get a girlfriend without having any friends, a good job, or my own place. This will require going to bars and embarrassing myself many times in front of other people, but I will try it out once I am ready. This has been the plan for the past year, but I think I need to start implementing it.
I really need to prove you wrong, Peter, for my own sanity. Because if what you say is true, and I continue to think how you do for another 13 years, I will be dead long before that time expires.

I'll let you guys know how my experiment goes once I start it. Wish me luck!
 
MikeShlort;497464 said:
I really don't know where you are getting this. Every guy I know gets pussy. I see hot girls all the time with a guy who is not that attractive. I do see attractive guys with fat girls the odd time, but usually I see an average guy with an above average woman.

And there is no shortage of sexy girls in Canada, not where I live.

It's just so hard to get a foot in the door if you don't have a social connection.

I think I am going to conduct an experiment in two months time, depending on my gains. My confidence level depends on how fat my dick is swinging and how cut my body looks at a given time.

I am going to start asking out women blatantly and see if I can get a girlfriend without having any friends, a good job, or my own place. This will require going to bars and embarrassing myself many times in front of other people, but I will try it out once I am ready. This has been the plan for the past year, but I think I need to start implementing it.
I really need to prove you wrong, Peter, for my own sanity. Because if what you say is true, and I continue to think how you do for another 13 years, I will be dead long before that time expires.

I'll let you guys know how my experiment goes once I start it. Wish me luck!
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I don't know one guy that gets laid regularly without any of those things but then my friends are in their 30s. Also it's not normal or average to randomly approach 50 women a week. One day you get mentally too old for bar scene, etc.

But I have no doubt that a lot of college aged guys do get laid since the demagraphics are so skewed. I was close to 50 lays by your age but between 25 and 30 a huge dropoff. Changing demographics, loss of college social connections, quit performing, starting at the bottom of a new career were devastating to sex life. But things were different then, probably easier without every girl being a facebook attention whore.

But most guys I knew even in college didn't get laid that much. These guys would get ONE decent girl and hang onto her but the reality is they had few options.

I have two friends who met their wives on match.com in their late 20s but other than that I've never heard of them get laid or have a girlfriend. It took a while to get a date on match, like months of emails and flakes. They are both divorced now living with mom and have the same complaints you do.

Humiliate yourself publicly lol. Sure you will get some eventually but would humiliate yourself for a steak or a toilet? Sex is a human need like eating or taking a shit, there's no need to make a steak like you or marry a special toilet. Just goes to show the depth of the conditioning we are subjected to as the disposable sex.

One thing I don't understand is why men want to talk to women at all beyond sex and baby talk. What do you have in common with them? Seriously if any guy can tell me I'd love to hear it. I've never had anything in common with any of my girlfriends other than I was tall enough, cute enough and I was a performer. Amazing how my personality stops sucking when I got it going on or I drop some bodyfat and my face thins out, that's why eHarmony is bullshit with their 18 levels of compatibility. I can't believe anyone takes it seriously filling out these profiles like anyone cares.

But when I was your age I started looking for my special little toilet to settle down with and this is where I ended up. This is your future. ahahahahaha Good luck!
 
Well, I'm glad I know how to cook blow then.
At least I will have a big cock to toss around when I'm jacked up on toots and horny as fuck. And I'll have the PGE1 to get me hard because I'll be so blasted I can't get it up.
I'll remember what you say next time a woman tries to talk to me and just be a complete asshole to her. Even though that's already what I do.
 
If you can learn some coping skills and figure out some worthy goals in life you will be fine. Self esteem is the way.

99% of the time women a woman flirts with you it's bullshit to get an ego boost so being an asshole is good.

Now I'm not saying this so you can turn things around and date her, you want to teach her a lesson. Make fun of her voice, answer with non sequitor, if she asks tell her you are an astronaut, like that until she fucks off or cries.

On the off chance that she is sincere she will probably start crying so then maybe you can take advantage of that.

Oh you are so sad, what is your problem? Do you at least know how to give a decent blowjob? I'll bet. Get on your knees slut.
 
But what if you're a complete loser and act like a social pariah? How could she get an ego boost from flirting with someone who has been cast from society?
 
MikeShlort;497535 said:
But what if you're a complete loser and act like a social pariah? How could she get an ego boost from flirting with someone who has been cast from society?
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Then you won't have to worry about it. :s

But if you want back in society there are ways, just don't get high on your own supply :). Or get a job or a trade. You will put yourself in their proximity and develop social skills in time. There's really no great reward other than the satisfaction of fucking off dumb whores but making a living is very important to your future happiness.

Plumbers and other tradesmen make out like bandits with bored housewives and it's usually decent coin. I bet if you knocked on doors all day with a huge flaccid bulge in your pants you'd get some attention.

http://marriagepartner.com/forum/showthread.php?t=617
 
MikeShlort;497553 said:
^ Lol these women are trash.

And what I was asking is why would a girl flirt with a guy who is a known loser to get an ego boost?
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Those women are every day people, pillars of their community.

They wouldn't but you'd have to work pretty hard to be known for losing. lol
 
petersouth;497554 said:
Those women are every day people, pillars of their community.

They wouldn't but you'd have to work pretty hard to be known for losing. lol
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Is 9 years enough time?

And I don't think someone who stays home all day and fucks any man that enters her husbands house is a pillar of anything. Can't even support herself, let alone a community.

I think the real problem here is selfish husbands with tiny peckers and poor health who would rather spend their time "watchin' the game" with their idiot beer drinking friends than fucking their woman good. They don't deserve wives or girlfriends, I'm glad they get used for their finances and turned into a cuckold. Stupid fucks. Maybe this shit would stop happening if weak men who can't live alone would stop allowing themselves to be treated like a doormat by women and fucking up the game for the rest of us who happen to be real men.
 
MikeShlort;497556 said:
Is 9 years enough time?

And I don't think someone who stays home all day and fucks any man that enters her husbands house is a pillar of anything. Can't even support herself, let alone a community.

I think the real problem here is selfish husbands with tiny peckers and poor health who would rather spend their time "watchin' the game" with their idiot beer drinking friends than fucking their woman good. They don't deserve wives or girlfriends, I'm glad they get used for their finances and turned into a cuckold. Stupid fucks. Maybe this shit would stop happening if weak men who can't live alone would stop allowing themselves to be treated like a doormat by women and fucking up the game for the rest of us who happen to be real men.
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Why don't you get a job or start working toward something? How can you as a self proclaimed loser stand in judgement of "weak men" who work for a living and pay all the bills? Somewhere there is a disconnect in your thinking. I don't like sports that much either but what do women watch that is so great? Maybe he should leave her for watching dumb shows.

Another poor scHydromaxuck bites the dust. His crime? He's dull.
http://www.telegraph.co.uk/family/8...e-Goodbye-darling-youre-just-too-dull....html

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I'm a serial Tradesman lover. Ive had affairs with plumbers, electricians etc. Its not that i dont get enough from my hubby. I just love sex so much i'd go mad. Ive been married for 13 years and hardly a week goes by i dont have a new lover. I know i have a problem, but whats a girl to do when her hubby works shifts ??
 
I am working towards something. I have no respect for suckers and I will sit here and judge them. Fucking tools. I've been paying my way since 19. Only difference this past year is I haven't had to pay rent. So what? I pay all my other bills. I have no respect for Jimmy Everyman, givin' er. Everyone does it, everyone has to do it. I do it. And then some. I like it when Jimmy wakes up everyday to drive the cube van and his wife stays home and fucks black cock. Makes me smile. That's what he gets for being a common turd.

I'm a loser in the sense that I don't have friends, I refuse to follow trends, I refuse to act fake nice in front of females, I refuse to groom myself everyday or care about my appearance at the gym, I refuse to play the social ladder climbing game to get pussy, I refuse to be content working a shit job to go out on the weekend and have a laugh. I refuse to play the game so I am a loser. But I'll still shit all over anyone that fucks with me. Problem is, they don't do it to my face, and when I try to fight them face to face, they refuse. Thrice.
 
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No respect for everyman but you want to be married. I wonder what you think that entails? Believe me you'll be doing everything she says or you'll be standing tall before the man including working that shit job or yer going to jail.

I admit they are tools but I don't see how you think you will do better, I also fail to see how they deserve it

You said men with small dicks deserve to get cheated on. How small and how is that his fault? I don't think very many men even know this stuff works and I somehow doubt it's only men with small dicks.

What about women with small tits and flat asses? Do they deserve to get cheated on as well?
 
I have to say if you don't care about your appearance, have a decent job, groom yourself or go to the gym you can't really complain. I was really more referring to guys who aren't that cool or tall or rich or connected, average clean guys who try hard. You have to ask yourself what you would think of a woman who had those characteristics, you would definitely get cheated on by the first guy who found a bar of soap and a razor.

If you want to live like that then hookers would be best but you'll have a better time if you are buff and well groomed. Hard to get away with that unless your in Motley Crue or something.

You will also have no chance of holding a marriage together without a good job. You talk about small penis but a good body is just as important, it's like a fat woman with big tits. Who cares? Women are constantly getting offers and they can leave any time they want. You can't. Standards are higher for men because women can be more picky about everything.

Anyway I was only telling you how to get rid of gold diggers, not how to get them to hit on you. If you are not getting hit on consider yourself lucky, the shit annoys me that's why I shoo them off. It's not some kind of reverse psychology.

The only time it gets tricky is at work because sometimes these women get really pissed off and try to get you fired or something, this is happening to me right now. I have been a victim of sexual harassment several times in my career and I can't do much about it.

You think it is all fun and games but some attractive woman can sit next to you and wrap her legs around you and you can't do shit about it. If you touch her and she doesn't like it you are dead. If you tell her to stop she will fuck you over.
 
petersouth;497568 said:
No respect for everyman but you want to be married. I wonder what you think that entails? Believe me you'll be doing everything she says or you'll be standing tall before the man including working that shit job or yer going to jail.

I admit they are tools but I don't see how you think you will do better, I also fail to see how they deserve it

You said men with small dicks deserve to get cheated on. How small and how is that his fault? I don't think very many men even know this stuff works and I somehow doubt it's only men with small dicks.

What about women with small tits and flat asses? Do they deserve to get cheated on as well?
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I would never marry a woman without a pre-nuptual agreement and sitting down with a lawyer, drawing up a contract that makes it clear our separate finances will never become part of the relationship. I would have it drawn out so the x amount of dollars she or I put into a house or anything we own will be kept track of and each party will keep exactly 100% of what they own once the relationship ends. I will see to it that she signs it and make sure that it is legally binding, no loopholes, no possibility of re-negging, iron clad. This is the only way I would live common law or get married.

Think I can't find a woman willing to sign this? Well see.
 
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