The Truth About Dick Size

petersouth;497955 said:
Really? What happened to the guy who couldn't be bothered with soap or a razor or going to the gym from a few posts ago?
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He still goes to the gym smelling like body odour and sweating more than 90% of the guys there.

You misread my earlier post. I was saying how I show up in dirty sweats and unshaven to the gym while some of the other douchebags wear stylish tank tops and shorts, cologne and sometimes even fullback hats. It was basically social commentary about substance over style or something like that...
 
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hepcat;498098 said:
I always heard it: "You show me a hot chick and I'll show you a guy who's tired of fucking her.":)
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Unfortunately it works both ways, women want a new dick too after three months and that is why nobody is happy.
 
MikeShlort;498122 said:
He still goes to the gym smelling like body odour and sweating more than 90% of the guys there.

You misread my earlier post. I was saying how I show up in dirty sweats and unshaven to the gym while some of the other douchebags wear stylish tank tops and shorts, cologne and sometimes even fullback hats. It was basically social commentary about substance over style or something like that...
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It appears I did, my mistake.
 
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petersouth;498390 said:
No, you said you can't be bothered to go to the gym.

Also the way you put things like "yes I fucked a dirty cunt" seem a little suspicious. Did the cunt actually have dirt in it? lol

Seriously sounds like a virgin making up shit.

Things aren't adding up for you I'm afraid.
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I never said I don't go to the gym. I may have said I don't go to the gym shaved and wearing matching clothes. I've worked out 335 out of 365 this past year.

And it was a dirty cunt because everyone I know has hit it, and it often smelled of salmon. Although, I wish I was sucking on those filthy ragged lips right now, as I have a PGE1 rager.

I may as well be a virgin though, I am just as pathetic as one. I wish I was one, then I wouldn't know what I am missing out on.

You are right, things aren't adding up. I just have to try harder.
 
MikeShlort;498392 said:
I never said I don't go to the gym. I may have said I don't go to the gym shaved and wearing matching clothes. I've worked out 335 out of 365 this past year.

And it was a dirty cunt because everyone I know has hit it, and it often smelled of salmon. Although, I wish I was sucking on those filthy ragged lips right now, as I have a PGE1 rager.

I may as well be a virgin though, I am just as pathetic as one. I wish I was one, then I wouldn't know what I am missing out on.

You are right, things aren't adding up. I just have to try harder.
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Sorry I did misread your post after all and I'm a little stressed out lately so please forgive my rant, totally out of proportion. Anyway you are a colorful individual and I'm sure things will turn out fine eventually one way or the other.

It's kind of funny though, as I approach 40 I have much less of a sex drive than I used to and that makes life strange without that constant urgency. I keep thinking "ok what now?" but it's amazing to actually be able to sit down and do work or enjoy playing the piano a little and enjoy it instead of thinking how I could use it to impress chicks.

One day you may look back on this time with some amusement, that's why I think it is best to moderate these impulses and proceed with caution.

Otherwise you may reach that age with significant burdens like a guy who just ate a 500 dollar meal wondering why he couldn't have had a can of stew instead.
 
petersouth;498566 said:
Sorry I did misread your post after all and I'm a little stressed out lately so please forgive my rant, totally out of proportion. Anyway you are a colorful individual and I'm sure things will turn out fine eventually one way or the other.

It's kind of funny though, as I approach 40 I have much less of a sex drive than I used to and that makes life strange without that constant urgency. I keep thinking "ok what now?" but it's amazing to actually be able to sit down and do work or enjoy playing the piano a little and enjoy it instead of thinking how I could use it to impress chicks.

One day you may look back on this time with some amusement, that's why I think it is best to moderate these impulses and proceed with caution.

Otherwise you may reach that age with significant burdens like a guy who just ate a 500 dollar meal wondering why he couldn't have had a can of stew instead.
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Sounds reasonable but 15 years is a long time to keep being thirsty
 
petersouth;498566 said:
Otherwise you may reach that age with significant burdens like a guy who just ate a 500 dollar meal wondering why he couldn't have had a can of stew instead.
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Once your full, your full....rather be left with $499 and a belly full of stew.
 
doublelongdaddy;498620 said:
Once your full, your full....rather be left with $499 and a belly full of stew.
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True. But the shame of lying next to a can of stew you are suddenly disgusted with and don't want to talk to anymore is a bad feeling. However, a meal that you enjoy being around and are truly aroused by is a good feeling.
 
MikeShlort;498658 said:
True. But the shame of lying next to a can of stew you are suddenly disgusted with and don't want to talk to anymore is a bad feeling. However, a meal that you enjoy being around and are truly aroused by is a good feeling.
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To be honest I would rather eat a $50 meal, buy a $300 prostitute and a half ounce of good weed...no shame in that game:)
 
doublelongdaddy;498663 said:
To be honest I would rather eat a $50 meal, buy a $300 prostitute and a half ounce of good weed...no shame in that game:)
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I like how you think, DLD. That would be my idea of a good time, too :).
 
hepcat;498793 said:
Hey Shlorty-poo what's up with your avatar? It looks like you shot a load on a wood floor and took a picture of it?;):P
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Lol no it's sweat and baby powder on the floor from a manual stretch session.
 
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