The Truth About Dick Size

dickerschwanz;497010 said:
BOOM TRUTH BOMB lol.

Tough, You can get chicks just by playing the numbers game 1 of X is always ready for dick.
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Ah it's true but you'll notice no high value guys have to do that. It's like being a door to door dick salesman. Want some dick? Who wants some dick? Got some good dick here! And the women toy with you and fuck you off, I don't know why guys put up with this shit over and over.

If a woman doesn't like you enough to approach you, she doesn't like you and you are a john. I never approached a woman until after 26 years old which incidentally was the year I quit music and living in a closet and got a job. Never went on a date either or asked a woman on a date. Had sex many times so I am spoiled and also know how girls treat guys they really like. Not like dick salesman.

If you were here favorite move star or rock star she would offer you a blowjob but she doesn't. Because you're not good enough so I say fuck you bitch. Find someone else to carry your luggage.

Like I say I can get laid without paying but it's too much work and the girls are mostly fat and ugly moms, the odds are you will settle because girl has more power. Ugly girl can fuck handsome guy. When you get older you see it's not worth it.

Personally I can play the guitar very well, but I am too lazy to carry equipment around and go to bars. I could be professional and get girls that way but I like comfort and money instead. When I was younger playing music I would get girls doing jack shit. I get up on stage and they approach me. Only problem is at most places girls are ugly. I actually did it last year after playing a bar skank came to the apartment we were staying and stripped naked in front of me. But I make fun of her body and she wanted to kill me. lol

But those girls have more unprotected sex than an escort, she's down there every night getting trashed and plowed with no condoms either. Last night we were there she got taken away in an ambulance drinking so much, glad I did not fuck her.

It's also very hard to play numbers because in my experience I just end up with an ugly bitch. I don't like asking shit except how much, I don't need no second job. haha
 
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petersouth;496981 said:
You are a young guy and like I was at that age barking up the wrong trees, it's a common mistake.

For the 19-22 year old set it's not really about money if you want sex. In fact, it's better that you don't have much.

You need to be one of those douchebags with the wife beater, tatoos and spray on tan who can fit in at the bar. That is probably my biggest obstacle - refusing to get tattoos and conform. The other reason is that you don't have friends and I don't mean just any friends, I mean you have to fit into a subculture and gain status within that subculture. Emo, goth, biker, rocker, guido, wigger, whatever.

She needs to be able to tell her girlfriends what you are. "Yeah he looks just like that guy from Jersey shore..." or "He's in a band". You need a selling point or a marketing strategy, she can't tell her friends "he's a really nice guy, he has a good job and works hard". A minor criminal record wouldn't hurt, suspended license, multiple DUIs, minor drug dealing, if you can hook them up even better, etc. Get some street cred. lol

If don't have anything she can't judge your potential plus she has the joy of trying to extract your potential and reform you. Once you get that job at Arby's you're pegged as a wimpy loser. Now she has to explain to her friends what you do and will get reams of shit over it.

And you nailed it, the reasoning against hookers is mostly ego. Guys want the validation, it's reliving the whole trying to please mommy thing all over again but that's a dead end.

But after all this crap I wrote, I recommend that you figure out a way to make money. If you have not become a spray tan doucehbag at this point you are unlikely to do so. Ultimately I decided screw what women want, I'll just acquire currency and live by my own standards.

I'd look at some kind of lucrative trade and later possibly business instead of going into debt, college is a huge ripoff these days unless you've got a job with an oil company waiting. My .02.
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Well I agree with almost everything you say.

The thing is, I am going the opposite route. From 19-24, I was earning very good money for my age. All I focused on was making money. Actually, since 17 all I worried about was making money and destroying myself. Depression and hard drug addiction was there the whole time.

So last year, I stopped doing what I was doing, basically was forced to stop. I rode it out too long. So now I have two shitty jobs, I am humiliated about how far behind in life I am (no college, no resume, no social connections). I find myself shitting all over myself in my head when I get the rare chance to talk to a woman. Something just says "you don't deserve her" so I just look at the floor and speak to her in a defeated, monotone way. Or I'll shit all over myself in front of her for kicks.

Anyways, I don;'t agree with the "get a a minor record, get street cred". I have the minor record and the bullshit "street cred" and I feel like a fucking loser, a failure, I'm ashamed of these things and I don't think girls find that shit cool. I imagine they peg me as a loser for how I lived my life and I agree. So I don't know where you are getting this "street cred" thing from. From what I see, girls like guys who do work hard, are a good guy, but the twist is, they have to be part of the crowd, doing well at life, and of course, good looking. Tattoos don't hurt, and always having a herd of mannequins around them is mandatory.

I feel my problem is that I am trying to start out too late. I am basically living like an 18-19 year old would - living with parents, working full time to figure out what I want to do with my life before I apply for a course. But I am nearly 26. So I think this is where the embarassment factor comes in and why I can't get a girl. Like you say, what is she going to tell her friends? "Well, he's a nice guy, lives with his parents, works at Joey Mart and doesn't smoke crack anymore! He's a catch"

I'm just wondering how much me being behind will affect my ability to get a relationship with a good woman younger than me, and how long this stigma is going to follow me. At what point is it too late for me to have a chance at getting the girls I never could in high school and when I should have been in college, and my only options are single moms or other lonely misfits?


PS - I really like your thinking. I had a friend who thought he was an individual, who thought he was like me, bitter at society, hated people for their fake traits and douchebaggery, but it turns out he's a hypocrite and always has been. Just like them. Covered in tattoos because it's trendy, although he would never admit it. Blasted people who used facebook, now posts pictures of him and his douchebag friends drinking Natty Ice or whatever. He wants to be me without the social restraints. He's always been a sellout who talks out both sides of his asshole and condemns anyone else that have the same shitty traits as he does.

I respect you for not selling yourself to have the comfort of meaningless relationships, fairweather friendships, a place to be friday and saturday night, and all the other cushy things that come with sucking enough dick to be part of the cool people.
 
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Was on OkCupid earlier trying to get this girl to hook up with me. She kept asking how big I was and that she had had a guy who was 11 inches and thick. LOL
 
Gravik;497103 said:
Was on OkCupid earlier trying to get this girl to hook up with me. She kept asking how big I was and that she had had a guy who was 11 inches and thick. LOL
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She must have been with Freddy Foolish:)
 
MikeShlort;497092 said:
Well I agree with almost everything you say.

The thing is, I am going the opposite route. From 19-24, I was earning very good money for my age. All I focused on was making money. Actually, since 17 all I worried about was making money and destroying myself. Depression and hard drug addiction was there the whole time.

So last year, I stopped doing what I was doing, basically was forced to stop. I rode it out too long. So now I have two shitty jobs, I am humiliated about how far behind in life I am (no college, no resume, no social connections). I find myself shitting all over myself in my head when I get the rare chance to talk to a woman. Something just says "you don't deserve her" so I just look at the floor and speak to her in a defeated, monotone way. Or I'll shit all over myself in front of her for kicks.

Anyways, I don;'t agree with the "get a a minor record, get street cred". I have the minor record and the bullshit "street cred" and I feel like a fucking loser, a failure, I'm ashamed of these things and I don't think girls find that shit cool. I imagine they peg me as a loser for how I lived my life and I agree. So I don't know where you are getting this "street cred" thing from. From what I see, girls like guys who do work hard, are a good guy, but the twist is, they have to be part of the crowd, doing well at life, and of course, good looking. Tattoos don't hurt, and always having a herd of mannequins around them is mandatory.

I feel my problem is that I am trying to start out too late. I am basically living like an 18-19 year old would - living with parents, working full time to figure out what I want to do with my life before I apply for a course. But I am nearly 26. So I think this is where the embarassment factor comes in and why I can't get a girl. Like you say, what is she going to tell her friends? "Well, he's a nice guy, lives with his parents, works at Joey Mart and doesn't smoke crack anymore! He's a catch"

I'm just wondering how much me being behind will affect my ability to get a relationship with a good woman younger than me, and how long this stigma is going to follow me. At what point is it too late for me to have a chance at getting the girls I never could in high school and when I should have been in college, and my only options are single moms or other lonely misfits?


PS - I really like your thinking. I had a friend who thought he was an individual, who thought he was like me, bitter at society, hated people for their fake traits and douchebaggery, but it turns out he's a hypocrite and always has been. Just like them. Covered in tattoos because it's trendy, although he would never admit it. Blasted people who used facebook, now posts pictures of him and his douchebag friends drinking Natty Ice or whatever. He wants to be me without the social restraints. He's always been a sellout who talks out both sides of his asshole and condemns anyone else that have the same shitty traits as he does.

I respect you for not selling yourself to have the comfort of meaningless relationships, fairweather friendships, a place to be friday and saturday night, and all the other cushy things that come with sucking enough dick to be part of the cool people.
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Perhaps you could try making some money without destroying yourself, there has to be some middle ground. It doesn't sound like what you were into was very healthy.

Not to be negative but I think the odds of you finding a 50 year old "good woman" are remote let alone one younger than 25. If that's what you want I suggest you got to a place like rural Mexico. No work there for a gringo but get on disability or something so you get a nice little check every month. Or find a place like Africa and teach english, as a nice white guy with a decent job they would love you. You won't find it here, it's the culture.

It's very ageist, sexist against men, and the ugliest women want the world from a husband and they have no morals. They want a guy at most 5 years older whereas other places its ok to have a 50 year old guy with a 20 year old girl. For sex or bf they want the biggest facebook tatoo douche around. Fuck it.

Not liking older men is a cultural thing, not biological. The tatoos and the bullshit attitude are cultural, not biological. The problem is other countries are rapidly being infected by this shit with the spread of western culture and soon there will be nowhere to go that people don't have TVs, computers and phones and receive their feminist brainwashing.

I stay here because I make good coin and I can pay but there's no way I'd try to compete in this market. It's fucked.
 
Back on topic I've been seeing this chinese girl at the massage parlor the last couple of weeks and she gave me some pretty nice compliments last time.

She said "I love your cock, it's so big, perfect size for me. I also like this (points to balls), looks very nice. Next week, I take picture with phone for keeping.". Something along those lines.

I know what you're thinking but when I was leaving she was jumping all over me, the other girls were laughing. When I go to open the door she grabbed my arm so I gave her a hug and kissed her on the forehead. Sweet girl, just amazing T&A for an asian girl.

Anyway next weekend is last time I'll see her since she is leaving the area. I'm going to bring the flip camera so maybe she'll let me get some footage. I don't think she'll mind as long as it's not her face.

I think this Penis Enlargement stuff is definitely has it's benefits even if you pay, the girls dig it and I've gotten a lot of comments on it. I do get kind of pissed off when the girl cums twice and then I 'm the one who pays, makes you wonder.
 
I'm not trying to be a dick but is it not slightly ironic that a few of yours guys have the whole 'fuck bitches their worthless, were men and will be men' attitude, yet your talking about changing traits of your personality and image just to please them and get laid more?
 
as long as your normal personality isn't being a wussy, I think just being yourself is your best option. But it all depends on what your looking for.
 
pUNKY;497286 said:
I'm not trying to be a dick but is it not slightly ironic that a few of yours guys have the whole 'fuck bitches their worthless, were men and will be men' attitude, yet your talking about changing traits of your personality and image just to please them and get laid more?
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I think he was saying how he doesnt want to change his traits (ie become a common tattooed douchebag because it's trendy) to get women. And I'm saying I want to become a better man so I can have a relationship with a good woman (as well as live past age 30).
I think our anger is coming from the things that are necessary to get a woman today - like have the right look, the right friends, the right career etc. All of these things should have little effect on how a woman chooses a man to be with, but it seems like it has a huge effect.
 
pUNKY;497286 said:
I'm not trying to be a dick but is it not slightly ironic that a few of yours guys have the whole 'fuck bitches their worthless, were men and will be men' attitude, yet your talking about changing traits of your personality and image just to please them and get laid more?
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I think you missed the point, we were speaking hypothetically. More like "if you want to get laid with a lot this is what you have to do" and how ridiculous and pointless that is.
 
MikeShlort;497325 said:
I think he was saying how he doesnt want to change his traits (ie become a common tattooed douchebag because it's trendy) to get women. And I'm saying I want to become a better man so I can have a relationship with a good woman (as well as live past age 30).
I think our anger is coming from the things that are necessary to get a woman today - like have the right look, the right friends, the right career etc. All of these things should have little effect on how a woman chooses a man to be with, but it seems like it has a huge effect.
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Mike, the problem may well be that you are a good man. Not that you are perfect but that you try and generally have good intentions. Look at how obsessed you are with your penis size and pleasing a woman, I think it's a little misguided but you do care and want to please your girl.

Women in USA will tolerate a good man only if he is rich, it's a real turnoff. Where is the excitement, the bragging rights, the spine tingling adventure?

Where is your Range Rover?

Don't despair, if you work hard and play by the rules when you are 40 you may have a chance at a 35 year old professional woman who is finished whoring around and "games" (fucking hot guys) and looking to settle down with a nice stable guy and fuck him as little as possible (and still fuck hot guys).

That's what women mean when they say "nice guys win in the end". Nice guys get to pay for these women after everyone else rode them for free.

It's like the car dealer selling you a 2007 hyundai and making you pay 2012 BathmateW price. But if you protest that it's not a 2012 BathmateW you are a jerk for saying so.
 
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petersouth;497381 said:
Mike, the problem may well be that you are a good man. Not that you are perfect but that you try and generally have good intentions. Look at how obsessed you are with your penis size and pleasing a woman, I think it's a little misguided but you do care and want to please your girl.

Women in USA will tolerate a good man only if he is rich, it's a real turnoff. Where is the excitement, the bragging rights, the spine tingling adventure?

Where is your Range Rover?

Don't despair, if you work hard and play by the rules when you are 40 you may have a chance at a 35 year old professional woman who is finished whoring around and "games" (fucking hot guys) and looking to settle down with a nice stable guy and fuck him as little as possible (and still fuck hot guys).

That's what women mean when they say "nice guys win in the end". Nice guys get to pay for these women after everyone else rode them for free.

It's like the car dealer selling you a 2007 hyundai and making you pay 2012 BathmateW price. But if you protest that it's not a 2012 BathmateW you are a jerk for saying so.
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No way Peter. Never.

I would never settle for that. I would never be with a woman who doesn't truly love me or is with me for stability reasons. If I ever got tricked into that again, the second I found out, I would buy four eightballs and greet her when she gets home naked, sweating and throwing furniture.

I'd never put up with a woman who wouldn't fuck me whenever I wanted it. I am a man and I say when I want to fuck (unless there is a legitimate reason)

If my woman ever cheated on me, I'd get rid of her that very second, no matter how much I still loved here. I am not a sucker.

These are the reasons I am single. I won't compromise one bit. I refuse to play the game.

I realize I'm not attractive enough to go to the trendiest bars of my province to get the girls who look like models, but I think I am attractive enough to go to a regular bar and have a 50% chance of pulling a half decent girl if I play it properly. It's just that time is running out for me, as I am nearly 26. And I haven't been out in a long, long time.

If I still don't have a real woman by the time I'm 40, it's back to being a selfish addict. I'll fuck hookers, teenage sluts that like older men (daddy issues), single moms, married women who have husbands that haven't been practicing Penis Enlargement for the last 15 years. I'll spend my weekends staying awake and my weekdays working and staying drunk/stoned. Doesn't matter how successful or not I am at the time.

I do live in Canada, and I realize the American Nightmare rubs off on us the most, due to proximity, but I think it is probably still a bit better than the ol' USA, USA, USA itself. Although, 80% of guys in my age range look like they are straight off a reality TV series. And most girls ignore me because I don't.

If I were 20 figuring this shit out I would not be worried, but it's my age that is fucking me. I realize that women are incapable of being single for more than three weeks, so the older I get, the less chance I have to find one that already isn't having her way paid for her by Billy.
 
hepcat;497413 said:
I know! I was just fucking with you.:O You wrote this long message and I only comment on the guy's name in the last sentence. I thought it was funny.rofl Any takers?:P
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Oh, I laughed. I knew what you were doing. Reminds me of the humour The Simpsons had when it was funny, during the first 8 seasons.

But just to be safe, I had to clarify.
 
MikeShlort;497412 said:
^ It's my go-to name for any common prick-head who I hate and disrespect. Michael is the other one.
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Michael, when you use that name be careful!
 
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