thanks DLD, I didn't sign in when i looked at the first thread of this page so i didn't see the picture. guess I should be more thorough next time. anyway, as I've seen from other posts, customization is high for this one, so as long as you're getting that expansion, then I guess it doesn't really matter how you tweak it (within safe reason). Thanks again for the quick response!
DLD Slow Squash Jelq - Official Thread (End all Girth Exercise)
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Dry is far better than wet when doing the [words=http://www.mattersofsize.com/forum/penis-enlargement-forum/12539-slow-squash-jelq-nothing-give-me-better-expansion.html]Slow Squash Jelq[/words]! With lube there is too much slippage, dry allows for much better pressure and stability in the squeeze and squash.
Isn't this same as "Plumped Bend" ?? I couldn't find any video material of this so i went to [words=https://shop.mattersofsize.com/products/sizegenetics-penis-extender]penishealth[/words] members area and saw almost the same exsersice with the different name :S
FinnishFella;538239 said:
My exercises are copied and stollen from many sites including [words=https://shop.mattersofsize.com/products/sizegenetics-penis-extender]PenisHealth[/words] and Thundersplace. They give no credit where credit is due. SlowSquashJelqs are the best girth exercise in existence, of course our competition is going to steal them.
Hey I am a newbie. How long do I have to wait so that I can add the [words=http://www.mattersofsize.com/forum/penis-enlargement-forum/12539-slow-squash-jelq-nothing-give-me-better-expansion.html]slow squash jelq[/words] exercise into my routine? Like how many weeks? I've just started P.E 2 days ago.
When I do starting doing slow squash jelqs how much sets should I start out with and how many min or secs per set would you advise me to do?
When I do starting doing slow squash jelqs how much sets should I start out with and how many min or secs per set would you advise me to do?
JostMan;541211 said:
Everyone is different and some people are faster to move up in intensity than others. Many will start right off the bat with the [words=http://www.mattersofsize.com/forum/showthread.php?64036-My-Best-Work-Ever-Penis-Enlargement-will-Be-Changed-Forever-gt-gt-Gain%20inches%20with%20SRT-Theory-and-Routine]SRT[/words] Routine, which is pretty much the most intense routine going. Some men will never leave the [words=http://www.mattersofsize.com/forum/penis-enlargement-newbie-forum/1597-dlds-first-routine-i-gained-2-inches-with-this-routine-full-tutorial.html]Newbie Routine[/words] and will make all gains there. It is really determinate on your bodies reaction to the exercises and how quickly you gain and heal.
I alternate this [words=http://www.mattersofsize.com/forum/penis-enlargement-forum/12539-slow-squash-jelq-nothing-give-me-better-expansion.html]SSJ[/words] with a dual-hand squeeze. When my upper hand gets tired, I just squeeze under the glans instead. With my two hands squeezing after kegeling in blood, it feels like that balloon of a shaft is going to burst. Those veins get huge. 
craBathmatean;549605 said:
I myself do feel that it helps, but not as much as ordinary jelqs. DLD,though says that all types of jelqs inrese EQ, including the [words=http://www.mattersofsize.com/forum/penis-enlargement-forum/12539-slow-squash-jelq-nothing-give-me-better-expansion.html]SSJ[/words]. I guess that it is different for everyone or some jelqs work more than other.
Sorry for the above written message- it was a response to grapeape's question
Zambrodom3;549629 said:Sorry for the above written message- it was a response to grapeape's question
Thanks. perfect timed that you mention all different types of jelqs. Last nite I did 5 min behind the balls, 10 mins regular jelqs, 2 mins [words=http://www.mattersofsize.com/forum/penis-enlargement-forum/12539-slow-squash-jelq-nothing-give-me-better-expansion.html]ssj[/words]. (keep in mind i have way loftier goals, but i want to ease into things)....for what its worth i woke up twice in the middle of the nite with ragers...and they felt heavier than normal too.
grapeape;549685 said:
Cool! Keep goin' fella!
<iframe src="http://player.vimeo.com/video/67472745" width="500" height="281" frameborder="0" webkitAllowFullScreen mozallowfullscreen allowFullScreen></iframe> <p><a href="http://vimeo.com/67472745">Penis-Enlargement-Enhancement-Defining-Slow-Squash-Jelq-Penis-Jelqing</a> from <a href="http://vimeo.com/mattersofsize">Penis-Size-Matters</a> on <a href="http://vimeo.com">Vimeo</a>.</p>
Man DLD I like the haircut man. Makes you look like a ganster lol. Also thanks for the vid.
qjordan;549767 said:
Hahahhaha! What did ya think? DLD is the mafia itself! rofl , but really nice haircut rofl
qjordan;549767 said:
Cuban Linx
Zambrodom3;549786 said:
He could be the mafia of penis enlargment lmao. We could all be his hencHydromaxen. Anybody who disrespects the boss with get a fresh enlarged penis to the head lol.
qjordan;549864 said:
I single hit from that thing can break a rock. Now you just think about it one more time before saying anything bad about DLD. rofl
You inspired me to bust out the fade again DLD.
When can a newbie start to try these out?What about the time of every session for a newbie?
killer1257;550673 said:
Immediately, but learn them with expertise and mastery! Slowly allow yourself to ease into the exercise and increase intensity over a few days to get your head around them. They are, by far, the most powerful girth exercise ever! And when used with the [words=https://officialhydromaxpump.com/?uid=6&oid=2&affid=98]Penomet[/words] or [words=https://officialhydromaxpump.com/?uid=6&oid=2&affid=98Â ]Hydromax[/words] it makes the session explode with growth!
doublelongdaddy;550693 said:
ok,I will do them tomorrow and I will do 15x40 sec slow squash jelqs.
doublelongdaddy;550819 said:
On thursday and yesterday I did the slow squash jelqs and I think this exercise is really amazing!On thursday I did 10x40 sex slow squash jelqing and I could see that my girth got bigger.It was just temporary for some minutes,but it looked really good.Yesterday I did slow squash jelqing for 10 minutes.Maybe 10x60sec of slow squash jelqing.I really enjoyed doing this exercise,because I hate normal jelqing and I will stop doing normal jelqing to replace it with slow squash jelqs.I think that I will do 10 minutes slow squash jelqing til next friday and then I will start to do 15 minutes of slow squash jelqing.My aim is it to do slow squash jelqing for 45 minutes to see fast and good girth gains.
Not that this exercise needs further praise but my testimony:
This was my first day incorportating the [words=http://www.mattersofsize.com/forum/penis-enlargement-forum/12539-slow-squash-jelq-nothing-give-me-better-expansion.html]SSJ[/words] into my girth routine and it was incredible. Workout was as follows:
200 erect jelqs
15 reps [words=http://www.mattersofsize.com/forum/penis-enlargement-forum/12539-slow-squash-jelq-nothing-give-me-better-expansion.html]SSJ[/words] at 30 second holds
15 Ulis
Used moderate "heel hand" pressure as it was my first time and a good solid clamping grip and I actually wound up with a 1" stretch mark on the right side of my shaft after all was said and done! I swear I didn't overdo it, these are just THAT expansive when done right.
My background of 6 months into Penis Enlargement is 2 months of semi erect jelq, 2 months of erect jelqs, 2 months of horse 440s and ulis. First rep of the [words=http://www.mattersofsize.com/forum/penis-enlargement-forum/12539-slow-squash-jelq-nothing-give-me-better-expansion.html]SSJ[/words] and I laughed a little. Two thumbs up.
This was my first day incorportating the [words=http://www.mattersofsize.com/forum/penis-enlargement-forum/12539-slow-squash-jelq-nothing-give-me-better-expansion.html]SSJ[/words] into my girth routine and it was incredible. Workout was as follows:
200 erect jelqs
15 reps [words=http://www.mattersofsize.com/forum/penis-enlargement-forum/12539-slow-squash-jelq-nothing-give-me-better-expansion.html]SSJ[/words] at 30 second holds
15 Ulis
Used moderate "heel hand" pressure as it was my first time and a good solid clamping grip and I actually wound up with a 1" stretch mark on the right side of my shaft after all was said and done! I swear I didn't overdo it, these are just THAT expansive when done right.
My background of 6 months into Penis Enlargement is 2 months of semi erect jelq, 2 months of erect jelqs, 2 months of horse 440s and ulis. First rep of the [words=http://www.mattersofsize.com/forum/penis-enlargement-forum/12539-slow-squash-jelq-nothing-give-me-better-expansion.html]SSJ[/words] and I laughed a little. Two thumbs up.
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McNulty;570399 said:
You will fall instantly in LOVE, this is the END ALL girth workout and when combined with the [words=http://www.mattersofsize.com/forum/showthread.php?64036-My-Best-Work-Ever-Penis-Enlargement-will-Be-Changed-Forever-gt-gt-Gain%20inches%20with%20SRT-Theory-and-Routine]SRT[/words] Routines 5x5x3 [words=https://officialhydromaxpump.com/?uid=6&oid=2&affid=98Â ]Bathmate[/words]/Penomet supersets WOW!
McNulty;570399 said:
You will fall instantly in LOVE, this is the END ALL girth workout and when combined with the [words=http://www.mattersofsize.com/forum/showthread.php?64036-My-Best-Work-Ever-Penis-Enlargement-will-Be-Changed-Forever-gt-gt-Gain%20inches%20with%20SRT-Theory-and-Routine]SRT[/words] Routines 5x5x3 [words=https://officialhydromaxpump.com/?uid=6&oid=2&affid=98Â ]Bathmate[/words]/Penomet supersets WOW!
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Nice illustration, but it looks like you are pushing it down as if you were trying to bend it. Is that what you're supposed to be doing???
JKGTR;581568 said:
not necessarily. You just have to put pressure on your dick form the top. You can also move it around in circles or bend it a bit while doing the [words=http://www.mattersofsize.com/forum/penis-enlargement-forum/12539-slow-squash-jelq-nothing-give-me-better-expansion.html]SSJ[/words] but personally I'd refrain from that until you developed a good feeling for the exercise. Especially bending the penis while 100% erect can be dangerous. I only do that when my erection already got a bit softer.
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JKGTR
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alright thanks. Thats kind of what I figured, but just making sure.
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hi ive been reading that its good to do these inbetween pumping, i just wondered if i pump for 5 minutes would i then be able to get an erection hard enough to do these ssjs? i think my erection would be to spongey to perform these
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doublelongdaddy;598197 said:
happy days cheers pal
I've seen the drawings DLD did and read the descriptions and I feel like I'm doing them right but I would still love to see a video demonstration of this. I've searched everywhere and haven't been able to find one.