DLD Slow Squash Jelq - Official Thread (End all Girth Exercise)

Smitty02483;491619 said:
Would this be possible using the v jelq? Also how far up do you jelq is it just a normal jelq with the head squashed down against the other hand?
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The lower hand will jelq up a bit, maybe an inch, while the top hand jelqs against this pressure, about an inch. Once compressed roll and squash the two hands together. Be sure to grip at the extreme base so you are including as much of the shaft as possible.
 
How long should a person practice Penis Enlargement before trying this exercise? I'm in the second week. Should I wait a certain amount of time before trying?
 
JohnsonRod2;491955 said:
How long should a person practice Penis Enlargement before trying this exercise? I'm in the second week. Should I wait a certain amount of time before trying?
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You can start right away but take it slow and fully understand the movements before you go full out. It does not take long to learn and the intensity can be anywhere from very light to extreme so newbies can mess with them.
 
Papi Champagne;492008 said:
You have my attention.
So when is the alpha blade dropping
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We will give it another try this coming January, it is all about who gets involved.
 
Ok I just tried this for the first time, followed all the steps & did exactly like the illustration. The only thing is I can't maintain my erection for more than like 30 seconds to a minute while doing this. I don't think I'm pressing too hard; I'm barely pushing down with the heel of my palm.

Or is it just supposed to be that way?
 
ToTheT;509272 said:
Ok I just tried this for the first time, followed all the steps & did exactly like the illustration. The only thing is I can't maintain my erection for more than like 30 seconds to a minute while doing this. I don't think I'm pressing too hard; I'm barely pushing down with the heel of my palm.

Or is it just supposed to be that way?
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I had a similar issue, but it can be alleviated by improving Erection Quality. I can do it for around three times as long now after using a more robust kegel routine, etc.

I guess it's just a difficulty that comes with the intensity.
 
ToTheT;509272 said:
Ok I just tried this for the first time, followed all the steps & did exactly like the illustration. The only thing is I can't maintain my erection for more than like 30 seconds to a minute while doing this. I don't think I'm pressing too hard; I'm barely pushing down with the heel of my palm.

Or is it just supposed to be that way?
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I would suggest you use some sort of visual stimulation to remain close to erect. You could also take a supplement or a ed medication to help, but usually some adult entertainment in the background will keep me up. I start at 100% erect and after about 30 seconds I will subside to about 90%....this is the span you want. At 100% erect will not give enough flex so 90% becomes the perfect area of practice.
 
doublelongdaddy;509365 said:
I would suggest you use some sort of visual stimulation to remain close to erect. You could also take a supplement or a ed medication to help, but usually some adult entertainment in the background will keep me up. I start at 100% erect and after about 30 seconds I will subside to about 90%....this is the span you want. At 100% erect will not give enough flex so 90% becomes the perfect area of practice.
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Word, so when it goes down to 90% am I supposed to try to get it back to 100? Or just try to maintain the 90 throughout the exercise?
 
ToTheT;509473 said:
Word, so when it goes down to 90% am I supposed to try to get it back to 100? Or just try to maintain the 90 throughout the exercise?
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You want a little bit of flexibility...lets say you are gripping from both ends while squashing down with the palm of your hands with intensity, you want a little bit of flex, not 100% erect but as close as possible, 95-90% is the perfect level for me. I can do them 100% erect but that would not be as effective as 95%-90% as the roll would be limited by how hard the erection way, back off a bit and that roll becomes perfect.
 
DLD

I am fastinated by yr [words=http://www.mattersofsize.com/forum/penis-enlargement-forum/12539-slow-squash-jelq-nothing-give-me-better-expansion.html]Slow Squash Jelq[/words].

It requires pushing the penis downwards. I have a downward curve penis which I am trying to straighten.

Can I do this work-out? Will it worsen my situation?
 
tanys1028;514714 said:
DLD

I am fastinated by yr [words=http://www.mattersofsize.com/forum/penis-enlargement-forum/12539-slow-squash-jelq-nothing-give-me-better-expansion.html]Slow Squash Jelq[/words].

It requires pushing the penis downwards. I have a downward curve penis which I am trying to straighten.

Can I do this work-out? Will it worsen my situation?
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It's more like pushing your penis together, like an accordion, as opposed to pushing it down. You are trying to basically push your head to your base in a straight line through your shaft. Hard to explain. Just think of an accordion. Squeezing the two ends together to meet in the middle.
 
MikeShlort;514763 said:
It's more like pushing your penis together, like an accordion, as opposed to pushing it down. You are trying to basically push your head to your base in a straight line through your shaft. Hard to explain. Just think of an accordion. Squeezing the two ends together to meet in the middle.
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Hi MikeShlort,

If I am doing it right, my hand holding the base is pushing up, the other hand pushing penis head to meet the base. ANd yes it is like holding a banana and trying to break into half.


But my concern is- the bending of the penis seems like trying to curve it. Mine already is curve and not straight. WIll this exercise worsen my condition?


My motive of Penis Enlargement, other than to gain length and girth, is to straighten my penis.
 
You should probably avoid this exercise then. Or try to bend it in the opposite direction (upwards)

Things that help fix curves: [words=https://shop.mattersofsize.com/products/sizegenetics-penis-extender]Extenders[/words]
Manual stretches
Hanging
Regular Jelqs

It's best to work length before girth anyways. I strongly suggest you do this. You can do jelqing as well but stay away from the heavy girth exercises until you reach your desired length - unless for some reason you are completely unhappy with your girth, then you can do a bit of girth work to make it larger girthwise.

I suggest that you do manual stretching until you plateau from it (go 1-2 months with no BPFSL gains) then move onto hanging. So that would be anywhere from 3-6 months of manual stretching, then hanging anywhere from 6 months - 2 years.

I also suggest that you get an [words=https://shop.mattersofsize.com/products/sizegenetics-penis-extender]extender[/words] and wear it as often as you can - especially since you have a curve you wish to straighten. It would be the easiest way to do so - it will maximize your success straightening in the time you practice Penis Enlargement.

You should be jelqing no matter what routine you are doing - always jelq. Light jelqing is best - not extreme force jelqing.

Hanging will also help greatly with fixing a curve, just the nature of the exercise alone.

Then, once you are finally ready to work girth again, your penis should be relatively straighter than it is now and you will be able to do any exercise you wish.

So since you wish to straighten your penis, I strongly suggest working length first - then girth. Manual stretching then hanging. Jelqing all the while. Wear an [words=https://shop.mattersofsize.com/products/sizegenetics-penis-extender]extender[/words] all the while. Lots of guys don't choose to do it like this but I believe everyone should just because of the logic behind it. And since you want to straighten your curve, it's just natural that you should do it this way.

If you don't believe me, read up on threads about hanging at pegym forum and bibhanger's forum. You can check my progress thread too. I am taking this approach. Hopefully it will serve me well - I think it will.

Good luck.
 
MikeShlort;514822 said:
You should probably avoid this exercise then. Or try to bend it in the opposite direction (upwards)

Things that help fix curves: [words=https://shop.mattersofsize.com/products/sizegenetics-penis-extender]Extenders[/words]
Manual stretches
Hanging
Regular Jelqs

It's best to work length before girth anyways. I strongly suggest you do this. You can do jelqing as well but stay away from the heavy girth exercises until you reach your desired length - unless for some reason you are completely unhappy with your girth, then you can do a bit of girth work to make it larger girthwise.

I suggest that you do manual stretching until you plateau from it (go 1-2 months with no BPFSL gains) then move onto hanging. So that would be anywhere from 3-6 months of manual stretching, then hanging anywhere from 6 months - 2 years.

I also suggest that you get an [words=https://shop.mattersofsize.com/products/sizegenetics-penis-extender]extender[/words] and wear it as often as you can - especially since you have a curve you wish to straighten. It would be the easiest way to do so - it will maximize your success straightening in the time you practice Penis Enlargement.

You should be jelqing no matter what routine you are doing - always jelq. Light jelqing is best - not extreme force jelqing.

Hanging will also help greatly with fixing a curve, just the nature of the exercise alone.

Then, once you are finally ready to work girth again, your penis should be relatively straighter than it is now and you will be able to do any exercise you wish.

So since you wish to straighten your penis, I strongly suggest working length first - then girth. Manual stretching then hanging. Jelqing all the while. Wear an [words=https://shop.mattersofsize.com/products/sizegenetics-penis-extender]extender[/words] all the while. Lots of guys don't choose to do it like this but I believe everyone should just because of the logic behind it. And since you want to straighten your curve, it's just natural that you should do it this way.

If you don't believe me, read up on threads about hanging at pegym forum and bibhanger's forum. You can check my progress thread too. I am taking this approach. Hopefully it will serve me well - I think it will.

Good luck.
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U are wonderful. Thanks for yr info!
 
Freakin the fuck out (a little)

I finally found the cable cuff at home depot. Then i finally got a nite alone. so i watched some adult entertainment til i got a good woody, wrapped cloth around him, put on the cable clamp. all good so far

Just rubbed it for about 10 mins, simple, easy going, pretty much clamping/edging.

then added a 2nd clamp for more swelling. kegeled and rubbed for about 10 more minutes.

Next i tried doing a squash. no go! the 2nd clamp made him too hard and non flexible at all. so i took off second clamp. now i was able to comfortablly squash. I did it in all directions (not just downward toward toes) is this ok?

Then i decided to stop, remove clamp and then jerked off to white pony goin balls deep in a petite blond's ass (poor woman)

This is where i am freakin out and hopefully you can calm me. my unit was way bigger flacid (normal) the skin looked shiny, excessively long and kinda rubbery. I assume thats probably normal.

Here is the part i worry about, the bottom side below my head is all the loose skin (i was curcumsized) but there is still a fair amount of skin there. under that skin is a buldge about the size of an m&m. its soft, pliable, isnt sore, there is no pain or discomfort at all. but the little pocket of whateve it is is kinda freakin me out! i hope it goes away, gonna lay off everything for a few days.

so my 2 questions:
can you squash in all directions?
is that little pocket something you have seen before and is it ok?
 
grapeape;517818 said:
so my 2 questions:
can you squash in all directions?
is that little pocket something you have seen before and is it ok?
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Slow Squash Jelqs can be done in multiple angles to target various regions where gains are possible. I have always advocated for multiple angle training, just in case there is a gain there:)

The pocket is simple fluid retention. After such an intense session you may have some fluid, leave it be and it will go away after 2 hours or so, some guys even longer. You can massage and use a heating pad to or warm massage to help along the process.

The elasticity you feel, or as I like to see it, malleability, is something I am highly promoting as part of the [words=http://www.mattersofsize.com/forum/showthread.php?64036-My-Best-Work-Ever-Penis-Enlargement-will-Be-Changed-Forever-gt-gt-Gain%20inches%20with%20SRT-Theory-and-Routine]SRT[/words] (Suppressed Retrained Theory) through Masturbation and Making Length Gains.
 
That lil pocket has gone done conciderably. however, 36 hours after clamping/edging/squalshing my guy is still pretty full and heavy while flaccid. sweeet!
 
well, less than 48 hours from my clamping, edging, squashing session... i had sex with the wifey. 2 great things: my cock was as hard like i was 16 years younger! and the wife said it was like fucking a pop can...she wasnt lying, it took a while to work her up to get it all the way in

i felt 10 foot tall
 
The little pocket mentioned here, as it has been thoroughly examined (at least somewhat), was most likely a blister. Blisters can happen!
Sure have happened to me, but usually just short-time water blisters. They usually go down easily, no worries as long it doesn't break.

Sorry, a bit intoxicated here, always the best time to reply to threads!

Anyway, great to hear your experiences grapeape! Sounds really satisfying.
I have to missus (sorry, my English is out of shape right now) are (un)fortunately my right and left hands. Thank goodness I have pretty hands!

Just had a great session and these SSJs are the bomb! I don't do them all the time, but when I do, oh my! Great expansion.
Alright, time to cool off.
 
grapeape;518120 said:
LOL, ya lush! if you get your hands drunk enough, can you talk them into a 3some?

Thanks for the response.
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Been there, done that ...
Hehe, no need for intoxication, just need a super good porno which leaves my right hand free from the mouse ... Otherwise it's constant jumping from one video to another or something similar.
 
Stop watching adult entertainment people, it's mind control, controlling one of the strongest emotions a man has - his libido. I feel like a zombie after I jerk off to adult entertainment and go to work, hopeless and defeated, and that is their intent.
 
Go to work after beating off? Heck no!

Sure, there's a way to use adult entertainment too much ...
But I've never masturbated before going to work. Or school. Always by evening or night. (OK! OK! I admit, maybe once or twice before work/school, but seriously, during all these years, really few times. Never say never, I guess ...)

Seriously, personal taste and matter + invididual mind power.
Anyway, for me, masturbating before work feels like rushing it. I like to enjoy myself, take my time. By the morning that's almost impossible. I rather enjoy a good quick shower, brushing my teeth and checking my overall look.
 
arkailija;518273 said:
Go to work after beating off? Heck no!

Sure, there's a way to use adult entertainment too much ...
But I've never masturbated before going to work. Or school. Always by evening or night. (OK! OK! I admit, maybe once or twice before work/school, but seriously, during all these years, really few times. Never say never, I guess ...)
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I remember masturbating at work and school a few times:)
 
doublelongdaddy;518291 said:
I remember masturbating at work and school a few times:)
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Oh, me too, but not before. I haven't had the feeling to start a day with masturbation, it just doesn't suit me so well. But at work or school, depends ... I mean, sometimes you can see such a hot case that you can't control the urge.

Anyway, a bit of sidetrack conversation here, so just a reminder here: Keep on doing SSJs!
 
[QUOTE='pepe';518764]arkailija ootko suomesta?[/QUOTE]

Jep, Suomen "viikinkihän" se tässä ...

To all others; [words=http://www.mattersofsize.com/join-now.html]MOS[/words] is truly international!
 
arkailija;518773 said:
Jep, Suomen "viikinkihän" se tässä ...

To all others; [words=http://www.mattersofsize.com/join-now.html]MOS[/words] is truly international!
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Internationally know on the Microphone!
 
I think this exercise probably works best as (a) after several minutes of jelqing, or (b) warming up with heat before each set. There's also a very similar exercise that involves holding the base with one hand and gripping right under the head with the other, except maybe not quite fully erect.
 
So i have another possible injury to freak out about.

I'll attempt cliff notes here:

day 1, i hang. day 2 i squashed

all was well, no pain, discomfort, no discoloring, nothing at all. since then i have jerked off and had sex and all was well (they sex was really well actually)

HOWEVER

i have discovered something that was never there the last 32 years. when semi or fully erect, there is a hard thin (for lack of better words) wire under my skin but above the meaty flesh of my dick. its about the size of a small guitar string and it feels tough. standing up and looking down at my dick, it starts on the top left hand side of my dick at the base. it gradually spirals downward to the bottom side of my dick and is going toward the head of my dick. about 3/4 the way down my shaft, i loose the feel of it and cant find it, but it still goes toward the head, its just back below the meaty part of the shaft now.

because there is no pain, discoloring, performance problems of any sort, or discomfort, i am not scared shitless. however, it does concern me

Thoughts?

thanks gentlemen!!!
 
???;519576 said:
Is this an exercise that can be done daily, or is it better to do say every other day due to the intensity?
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I've read somewhere, that yes, it's best to this every other day. At least it's usually beneficial to do length and girth days. Well, that's my small take on this.

grapeape, I don't know too much about wire under the skin. Could be a thrombosed vein or maybe not. I advice light massage!
 
???;519576 said:
Is this an exercise that can be done daily, or is it better to do say every other day due to the intensity?
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That would be highly, user based. Some men may need more than others to make the same gains while others need muchg less. To find out what you happy medium is, it becomes important to experiment. You can judge too much by poor erection quality, if EQ is good you can definitely do more work.
 
grapeape;519320 said:
So i have another possible injury to freak out about.

I'll attempt cliff notes here:

day 1, i hang. day 2 i squashed

all was well, no pain, discomfort, no discoloring, nothing at all. since then i have jerked off and had sex and all was well (they sex was really well actually)

HOWEVER

i have discovered something that was never there the last 32 years. when semi or fully erect, there is a hard thin (for lack of better words) wire under my skin but above the meaty flesh of my dick. its about the size of a small guitar string and it feels tough. standing up and looking down at my dick, it starts on the top left hand side of my dick at the base. it gradually spirals downward to the bottom side of my dick and is going toward the head of my dick. about 3/4 the way down my shaft, i loose the feel of it and cant find it, but it still goes toward the head, its just back below the meaty part of the shaft now.

because there is no pain, discoloring, performance problems of any sort, or discomfort, i am not scared shitless. however, it does concern me

Thoughts?

thanks gentlemen!!!
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Sounds like the 'chord'. There's been discussion on this. Look here for more info http://www.mattersofsize.com/forum/showthread.php?56575-The-Cord

Hope it helps!
 
grapeape;520323 said:
thank u so much
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Also, consider stretching after orgasm, this seems to circumvent the entire cord deal.
 
thanks DLD

the fact that i never felt it before and now its glaring at me make me concerned. i really feel like it was hidden under the flesh and i pulled it to the surface.

Is this possible and is it ok?
 
These always confuse me. Not so much the exercise, that is pretty much clear. Its where you use your thumb and finger to constrict the blood, when you gain girth do you also gain it at base too?
 
I'm confused as to what is meant when you say you use the "heel" of your hand to push down against the other. I get the clamping at the base, that part is easy. But do you make another "OK" sign with the top hand and jelq down? is there a picture of this exercise anywhere. I don't get how you build pressure/move the blood around with the heel of your hand without making a jelq motion with your top hand.
 
bawg1012;532698 said:
I'm confused as to what is meant when you say you use the "heel" of your hand to push down against the other. I get the clamping at the base, that part is easy. But do you make another "OK" sign with the top hand and jelq down? is there a picture of this exercise anywhere. I don't get how you build pressure/move the blood around with the heel of your hand without making a jelq motion with your top hand.
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Well the upper hand is gripping with an upside down OK grip so when in this position the heal or palm of the hand is useable by pressing down on the head, essentially squashing the head against the pressure of the lower hand which if forcing blood upward.
 
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