HOOSYODADDI said:
Not really, since you spend so much time at a dick forum.
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Not really, since you spend so much time at a dick forum.
Last night:
hot wrap
DLD's Newbie Stretches
600 wet jelqs done slowly with a tight grip (Feel the burn!)
100 wet jelqs done at regular pace with light grip
edged for about 3 min(?)
hot wrap
NOTES:
Got a GREAT pump during the 600 wet jelqs. Glans expansion was HUGE. I also tried a few of the "squashes" (that DLD recommended) during the 600 wet jelqs; they seem to be a little too intense for me at my newbie level, so I'll have to work up to doing more reps of them later. The last 100 wet jelqs were more or less to massage things back in place, etc., after the intense jelqs. The T-vein almost popped out during some of the more intense jelqs, so I had to let up the pressure a few times. Overall it was a great workout.
*** Tomorrow will be my two month anniversary for starting Penis Enlargement. I'm not gonna officially measure until around the first of November. Also, here's some funny information about how people's attitudes change: When I first started Penis Enlargement, my wife said,"That's baloney. It doesn't really work. You're gonna hurt yourself." A month after I started she only said,"You're gonna hurt yourself." Now she says (in a serious tone and with a little fear),"What if it gets too big to fit?"
LMFAO
hot wrap
DLD's Newbie Stretches
600 wet jelqs done slowly with a tight grip (Feel the burn!)
100 wet jelqs done at regular pace with light grip
edged for about 3 min(?)
hot wrap
NOTES:
Got a GREAT pump during the 600 wet jelqs. Glans expansion was HUGE. I also tried a few of the "squashes" (that DLD recommended) during the 600 wet jelqs; they seem to be a little too intense for me at my newbie level, so I'll have to work up to doing more reps of them later. The last 100 wet jelqs were more or less to massage things back in place, etc., after the intense jelqs. The T-vein almost popped out during some of the more intense jelqs, so I had to let up the pressure a few times. Overall it was a great workout.
*** Tomorrow will be my two month anniversary for starting Penis Enlargement. I'm not gonna officially measure until around the first of November. Also, here's some funny information about how people's attitudes change: When I first started Penis Enlargement, my wife said,"That's baloney. It doesn't really work. You're gonna hurt yourself." A month after I started she only said,"You're gonna hurt yourself." Now she says (in a serious tone and with a little fear),"What if it gets too big to fit?"
LMFAO
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Man Hoosyodaddi, your putting alot of good work into this. Keep this up and you'll be at 6" in not time.
She does not support me. I should have used the word "perception" instead of "attitude." My wife is still unsupportive . . . but if I can't get her support - her belief and fear of my increasing size will have to do.pUNKY said:
lol
Thanks, frank! Now if I can only get my length to follow my girth. . .frank&beans said:
I don't think that she's afraid of my leaving her. She expressed concern that my tool might get too big to fit. My reply was,"Don't worry. You'll accomodate it." She said,"What do you mean?" I replied,"Well. . . you have what is sometimes referred to as 'cow pussy' . . . "Iwant8X6 said:
lol
She asked me what I meant, so I explained in a nice way that her vagina was extremely loose after about 30 strokes. . .
My wife replied,"Well I don't want it poking my kidneys, Ehhh!"
Cow pussy....shit!!
Man just keep up the good work and it will come. I also believe strongly in wet jelqs and have decided to increase my routine by 100 wet jelqs per week.
They keep my arteries/veins in great shape (strong erections all the time if i am doing them consistently)
They give me nice tissue expansion and pressure.
They allow me to modify anything else about my routine, and/or use them as "filler time" in between sets of whatever else (hanging/pumping/other manual exercises, etc).
Keep it up!
Man just keep up the good work and it will come. I also believe strongly in wet jelqs and have decided to increase my routine by 100 wet jelqs per week.
They keep my arteries/veins in great shape (strong erections all the time if i am doing them consistently)
They give me nice tissue expansion and pressure.
They allow me to modify anything else about my routine, and/or use them as "filler time" in between sets of whatever else (hanging/pumping/other manual exercises, etc).
Keep it up!
I agree.UpgradingUnit said:
Had two rest days, yesterday, which was unintentional because I was way too tired to even do stretching. Man was I tired!
Here's how today went:
Hot wrap
Tried to stretch, but my dick kept getting too hard so I had to stop
then tried to jelq, but again, kept getting an erection
Did 3 x 2min consecutive manual clamps - T-vein came out on 3rd clamp
Was trying to wet jelq and was STILL too erect
My dad called at this point, said he was in town and was coming over to the house later that day . . . THAT brought my erection down! LMFAO
Finally I was able to do about 500 slow wet jelqs w/strong grip
I was almost unable to do the 500 because I was about to pass out right there in the bathroom - never went flaccid, but was about to fall asleep.
Hot shower
My sleeping pattern has been fucked up for about a month now and has finally taken an impact on my training. I'm going to have to get serious about getting back on a regular schedule. The problem is that whenever I take sleeping pills, I wake up in the middle of the night with an EXTREMELY painful erection and painful prostate. Not sure why I get that reaction, but it is a definite deterent to taking sleeping pills. I get that reaction even if I take half the recommended dosage.
Wife update: My wife asked me (with a smile) last night,"What would you do if somebody cut your penis and balls off? Just think about all that work you will have lost." I asked her,"What the fuck are you talking about?!?" and "Who is going to cut my dick and balls off? You? Why would somebody want to cut my dick and balls off?" She replied that a hypothetical "stranger" might come in the house and do the deed. I'm not sure where my wife is going with this "Bobbit" business, but perhaps she thinks that I'm cheating on her and is sending me a message. In any event, my wife has such a low libido that she should THANK any woman that took an interest in me. My wife has a lower libido than those Gallopogas tortoises. lol
Your wife is your wife,so dont talk like that,its not moral nor nice!
First of all, my wife does not need anyone to defend her. If anything, I need somebody to defend ME! What part of my post was not nice? The part where she alluded to cutting my dick and balls off? Please read all my posts before making a judgement. Even though my posts tend to be on the humorous side, they are truthful. You certainly have the right to post your opinions here on the forum. Please also remember that this forum serves several purposes, one of which is the support of its members. My wife was not a member here the last time that I checked . . .profesionalac said:
Today:
AM:
No warmup
DLD Newbie Stretches
No warm-down
PM:
No warmup
700 slow, intense wet jelqs with about 5 slow squash jelqs (SSJ's)thrown in
hot shower
NOTES:
I'm not sure about everyone else, but during my wet jelqs, I get really good head expansion - especially lately. This added head expansion allows me to hold the glans in an extended stretch at the end of a jelq. Well, at the end of the 700th wet jelq, I pulled the glans straight out and was getting a great stretch. All of a sudden I saw an air bubble the size of a marble move from the glans down the shaft about 2 cm. Needless to say, I called 911, my mommy and DLD (in that order). Just kidding. I was somewhat scared to see that giant bubble/blister but decided to try to massage it and give it heat before calling the Dick Ambulance. Massaging seemed to help, but damned if that T-vein was not hard as a rock under there too. Shit. Talk about getting double-fucked! The air bubble/blister went away faster than the T-vein subsided, but all seems to be ok now. Phew! I'm going to take it easy tomorrow and probably won't even do any light stretching.
Now before any of you say,"You didn't warm up, Dumbass," let me say in my defense: 1)Before stretching, I had been asleep under the covers and my penis and balls were actually pretty hot. I had planned on taking a shower right after stretching, but ended up taking a shite instead. As we all know, "shit happens!" Took my hot shower after my shite, but by then, everything was already cold.
2)I had just gotten back from a hard workout at the gym and, again, my frank and beans were nice and hot and ready for their own workout.
AM:
No warmup
DLD Newbie Stretches
No warm-down
PM:
No warmup
700 slow, intense wet jelqs with about 5 slow squash jelqs (SSJ's)thrown in
hot shower
NOTES:
I'm not sure about everyone else, but during my wet jelqs, I get really good head expansion - especially lately. This added head expansion allows me to hold the glans in an extended stretch at the end of a jelq. Well, at the end of the 700th wet jelq, I pulled the glans straight out and was getting a great stretch. All of a sudden I saw an air bubble the size of a marble move from the glans down the shaft about 2 cm. Needless to say, I called 911, my mommy and DLD (in that order). Just kidding. I was somewhat scared to see that giant bubble/blister but decided to try to massage it and give it heat before calling the Dick Ambulance. Massaging seemed to help, but damned if that T-vein was not hard as a rock under there too. Shit. Talk about getting double-fucked! The air bubble/blister went away faster than the T-vein subsided, but all seems to be ok now. Phew! I'm going to take it easy tomorrow and probably won't even do any light stretching.
Now before any of you say,"You didn't warm up, Dumbass," let me say in my defense: 1)Before stretching, I had been asleep under the covers and my penis and balls were actually pretty hot. I had planned on taking a shower right after stretching, but ended up taking a shite instead. As we all know, "shit happens!" Took my hot shower after my shite, but by then, everything was already cold.
2)I had just gotten back from a hard workout at the gym and, again, my frank and beans were nice and hot and ready for their own workout.
That wasnt my intention,i just wanted to say that everyone should respect each other.I respect you and i am also here to support you,and i would be glad if you support me either.We are here to support each other.Keep it up man!!!
Dont be affraid of that thing(fluid buildup),i get it after clamping,and also after intense jelq session like you do.That occurs because of constant pressure onto spongie tissue that you apply.Warming up is very important for workout,just keep that in mind!
My stats:
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(18.01.2003) 5 inch. BPenis EnlargementL / 4.25 inch. EG
(17.07.2004) 6.2 inch. BPenis EnlargementL / 4.80 inch. EG
(18.10.2004) 6.6 inch. BPenis EnlargementL / 5.125 inch. EG
Dont be affraid of that thing(fluid buildup),i get it after clamping,and also after intense jelq session like you do.That occurs because of constant pressure onto spongie tissue that you apply.Warming up is very important for workout,just keep that in mind!
My stats:
_____________________________________
(18.01.2003) 5 inch. BPenis EnlargementL / 4.25 inch. EG
(17.07.2004) 6.2 inch. BPenis EnlargementL / 4.80 inch. EG
(18.10.2004) 6.6 inch. BPenis EnlargementL / 5.125 inch. EG
So does fluid buildup look like a big air bubble? There was nothing to see until I hit the extended stretch at the end of my 700th wet jelq. Then,"Bloop!" - There it was. That's fluid? Seriously, the air bubble was about the size of a marble (cut in half). I've never seen anything like that, even after 1,000 jelqs. Although, in all honesty, I think that I'm doing wet jelqs a lot more intense than before.
Thanks for the support, profesionalac
Thanks for the support, profesionalac
Just made a "wench" today. I'll fine tune it tonight, but won't be doing any stretching with it today due to the fact that I beat the crap out of my penis yesterday - He deserves a break
For those that want to view my "wench" post today under the Hanging forum, here it is:
http://www.mattersofsize.com/forum/showthread.php?p=120159&posted=1#post120159
And just to be clear (profesionalac), I'm talking about the stretching device - not my wife.
lol
For those that want to view my "wench" post today under the Hanging forum, here it is:
http://www.mattersofsize.com/forum/showthread.php?p=120159&posted=1#post120159
And just to be clear (profesionalac), I'm talking about the stretching device - not my wife.
lol
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OUCH!!@!@#
I am in slight pain over here just from reading of your bubble incident
Take it easy over there man, its a race, but not a race to the death.
Yeah, that is weird about your wife saying that stuff.....she might be jealous of you being able to change your penis, all the while she might feel powerless about changing her...."cow pussy."
get some GOOD rest days in.
Keep up the good work
I am in slight pain over here just from reading of your bubble incident
Take it easy over there man, its a race, but not a race to the death.
Yeah, that is weird about your wife saying that stuff.....she might be jealous of you being able to change your penis, all the while she might feel powerless about changing her...."cow pussy."
get some GOOD rest days in.
Keep up the good work