Tahir Aqbar;505930 said:
So... you think Drake will help you add an inch in length before I do to win the [words=http://www.mattersofsize.com/join-now.html]MOS[/words] competition? Think again!

And win I do win Ill say I deserve this shit.
 
Tahir Aqbar;505930 said:
So... you think Drake will help you add an inch in length before I do to win the [words=http://www.mattersofsize.com/join-now.html]MOS[/words] competition? Think again!


I was hanging out with Drake last time I was at KOD's in Miami:)
 
Papi Champagne;505936 said:
Fucking jealous of you hanging out with ross and drake.


I have met so many rappers, mostly NYC cats but it is pretty amazing the guys I have hung out with and have become friends with. Love the Miami seen too!

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Papi Champagne;505954 said:
That is fucking awesome.
I would kill to chill with any of them for a day.


So down to Earth. In my early days I played with a hardcore band and then a thrash metal bad. I met every rocker you could think of. i shared the stage with some of the greatest acts in rock, punk, thrash, hardcore and progressive and gothic rock. Some greats like Minor Threat, Wendy O Williams and the Plasmatics, Bad Brains, Prong, Soundgarden, Black Flag, Johny Rotten, I mean this list is extensive but out of every rocker I met now of them were like the rappers I have become friends with. Rapper are so much more real, down to earth, no "rock star" complex, just a bunch of real ass niggas. I love the NYC hiphop seen cause that is what I came up in but I love the west coast and the midwest. I got love for a lot of cats out there but when it comes down to who my favorite is...Hand Down...Dj Premier and any rapper he is fucking with. It makes no difference, when the Baker Mans on the beats you can't fuck with that.

Lord Finesse has a party every year and some of the great are present for the party. A couple of pictures above are from one of his birthday parties. You can see Mele mel and mr. long from Black Sheep, that is Grand Puba and Derrick X from Brand Nubian and off course Biz Markie with me. I just love hanging in the NYC scene for hip hop.

WHen I am in Miami, outside of KOD's and the whole Lil Wayne thing I try to take in the House and Rave scene spending much of my time at clubs like Space seeing DJ's like Okenfold, Deadmau5 or visiting Ultra Fest. Looking forward to the time I am about to spend there next month!
 
Day 38 - September 9, 2012 (Monday)

Girth Work (PM)
Warm Up

Heating pad for 15 minutes

Jelqing
300 three second wet jelqs
20 trapped squeezes (5 second holds)
20 slow squash jelqs (45 second or longer holds until I started to lose an erection)
7 sets of supra slammers (Couldn't help but bust on this last one)

Cool Down / Post Workout
Hot shower
100 light shower jelqs
Cock ring for 30 minutes (took off every 10 minutes)



Length Work (PM)
Warm Up
1 ejaculation from supra slammers

Stretching
Two sets of the basic stretching:
Behind The Cheeks to the Left: 60-seconds
Behind The Cheeks to the Center: 60-seconds
Behind The Cheeks to the Right: 60-seconds

Straight Down to the Left: 60-seconds
Straight Down to the Center: 60-seconds
Straight Down to the Right: 60-seconds

Straight Out to the Left: 60-seconds
Straight Out to the Center: 60-seconds
Straight Out to the Right: 60-seconds

Straight Up to the Left: 60-seconds
Straight Up to the Center: 60-seconds
Straight Up to the Right: 60-seconds

(Stopped here due to doing both length and girth at night. Never been this sore)

Cool Down / Post-workout
Pea size portion of hydrocortizone cream
Uncles Jim's strap for 1 hour (15 minute intervals then re-wrapped with a 10 minute break in between)
1000 quick kegels


Other

Comments/Concerns
First off holy shit this new routine is fucking insane! I hope to add more exercises to the length portion.
But overall feeling good about this routine. Makes my last one feel easy.
Also no broken capillaries even though this was one of my most intense workouts done thus far.


Motivational song of the day

Smoke DZA - Substance Abuse (Ft. Den 10)
Felt a bit like a chill track tonight. Dat harmonica :D

[video=youtube;GpTRPY4RjaA]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GpTRPY4RjaA[/video]
 
ANother great day. Have not heard that track but I do know that Portishead used that break on their first album.
 
Day 39 - September 20, 2012 (Tuesday)

Girth Work (PM)
Warm Up

Heating pad for 15 minutes

Jelqing
20 Horse squeezes (30 second squeezes)
[25 kegels between each horse squeeze] Total two second kegels: 500
20 Trapped squeezes (5 second hold intervals)
[10 five second kegels between each trapped squeeze] Total five second kegels: 200

Cool Down / Post Workout
Hot shower
Cock ring for 30 minutes (took off every 15 minutes)



Length Work (PM)
Warm Up
1 ejaculation from supra slammers

Stretching
20 A stretches (5 second kegel, 10 second reverse kegel holds)
20 Ball lig stretches (45 seconds on both)
2 sets of lazy ass stretches (30 minutes each)

Cool Down / Post-workout
Pea size portion of hydrocortizone cream
Uncles Jim's strap for 1 hour (15 minute intervals then re-wrapped with a 10 minute break in between)
1000 quick kegels


Other

Comments/Concern
Damn tried out horse squeezes tonight for the first time and I am willing to say they are more intense than slow squash jelqs.
In other news come tomorrow it has been 40 days of Penis Enlargement!


Motivational song of the day

The Weeknd - High For This
Great song to fuck to

[video=youtube;sX9DgavXiN4]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sX9DgavXiN4[/video]
 
How is your girth post-workout? what kind of temporary expansion are you seeing?
 
doublelongdaddy;506546 said:
How is your girth post-workout? what kind of temporary expansion are you seeing?

I have not exactly measured post-workout girth but from eyeing it I would say around 0.5 - 1.0 in increase.
I will take a look tonight and get an exact measurement.
 
Papi Champagne;506591 said:
I have not exactly measured post-workout girth but from eyeing it I would say around 0.5 - 1.0 in increase.
I will take a look tonight and get an exact measurement.


Wow, that is awesome! Carry on man! Your are doing awesome!
 
Day 40 - September 19, 2012 (Wednesday)

Girth Work (PM)
Warm Up

Heating pad for 15 minutes

Jelqing
400 five second jelqs (tried something a bit different here tonight. I would hold the base of the shaft, kegel twice, and then perform five second jelq, then repeat)
10 Horse squeezes (30 second squeezes)
10 Trapped squeezes (5 second hold intervals)

Cool Down / Post Workout
Hot shower


Length Work (PM)
Warm Up
20 minutes of ballooned edging
1 ejaculation from supra slammers

Stretching
6 sets of lazy ass stretches (30 minutes each)

Cool Down / Post-workout
Pea size portion of hydrocortizone cream
Uncles Jim's strap for 1 hour (15 minute intervals then re-wrapped with a 10 minute break in between)
1000 quick kegels


Other
Comments/Concern
first and foremost, 40 days completed! Honestly thought I would have quit by now.

Secondly, routine will be shorter for the next few days. I think every teacher at my university thought this next week would be a great time to fuck me over with tests. School > Penis Enlargement but I will get in as much as I can.

Thirdly, after measuring my post-workout girth it was 0.25 - 0.50 in larger than what I currently am. A bit less than what I initially thought but hey fuck if its quick I"ll eventually get to the shit.

Papi Champagne;506428 said:
Wow, that is awesome! Carry on man! Your are doing awesome!

Just taking it one day at a time.


Motivational song of the day

OFWGKTA - Rella (Ft. Hodgy Beats, Domo Genesis, & Tyler, the Creator)[Prod. by Left Brain]
Funny ass video

[video=youtube;fN-xq7t6pKw]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fN-xq7t6pKw[/video]
 
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Papi Champagne;506672 said:
first and foremost, 40 days completed! Honestly thought I would have quit by now.


I am happy you made it too, too many quit before the miracle happens!
 
I know exactly what you mean. I had 3 tests this week and a paper due. It's lame but that usually only lasts for the first semester. Hopefully we won't get more than 2 tests week. More than that is too much to study for. We're trying to grow our dicks so we can fuck our way up the corporate ladder, not work!
 
Tahir Aqbar;506844 said:
I know exactly what you mean. I had 3 tests this week and a paper due. It's lame but that usually only lasts for the first semester. Hopefully we won't get more than 2 tests week. More than that is too much to study for. We're trying to grow our dicks so we can fuck our way up the corporate ladder, not work!


Good shit!
 
hepcat;507020 said:
Hey Papi! Is your avatar supposed to be Nathan from South Park?

Hahahaha shit now I cant use this avatar anymore.
It is supposed to be dat ass avatar lol

Tahir Aqbar;507020 said:
I know exactly what you mean. I had 3 tests this week and a paper due. It's lame but that usually only lasts for the first semester. Hopefully we won't get more than 2 tests week. More than that is too much to study for. We're trying to grow our dicks so we can fuck our way up the corporate ladder, not work!

Shit the past days have sucked. Just study, work, sleep, repeat. Back on the grind tomorrow.

doublelongdaddy said:
I am happy you made it too, too many quit before the miracle happens!

Persistence pays off.
 
hepcat;507452 said:
Wait, so was I right or wrong. Are you changing your avatar because I figured out what it was? I liked it like it was. Anyone steps out of line just say "Shut up Mimsssyyyy!":cool:

You were wrong but once I thought about it, it did look just like him. However, if I do use a South Park character it will be butters or cartman.
And yeah I did change it because of that lol
 
Day 41 - September 23, 2012 (Sunday)

Girth Work (PM)
Warm Up

Heating pad for 15 minutes

Jelqing
30 Horse squeezes (30 second squeezes)
30 Trapped squeezes (5 second hold intervals)
[10 Jelqs between each horse squeeze and trapped squeeze] 600 total two second jelqs

Cool Down / Post Workout
Hot shower


Length Work (PM)
Warm Up
20 minutes of ballooned edging
1 ejaculation from supra slammers

Stretching
20 DLD blasters
Three sets of basic stretching and rotatory cranks (25)

Cool Down / Post-workout
Pea size portion of hydrocortizone cream
Uncles Jim's strap for 1 hour (15 minute intervals then re-wrapped with a 10 minute break in between)
1000 quick kegels


Other
Comments/Concerns
Thursday through Saturday my routine did not happen. Just days where I was to exhausted to do anything

hepcat;506672 said:
Randy Marsh has turned into a very funny character over the years. Gall...;)
Creme fraiche aww fuck yeah lol. One of my favorite episodes.

Motivational song of the day
Kendrick Lamar - Look Out For Detox

[video=youtube;B5eT6TaEtPI]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=B5eT6TaEtPI[/video]
 
Papi Champagne;507393 said:
Persistence pays off.


From one perspective Edison failed more than 1,000 times whentrying to create the light bulb. When asked about this,Edison said, "I have not failed 1,000 times. I havesuccessfully discovered 1,000 ways to NOT make a light bulb."</pre>
 
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