LengthMaster official order thread - now shipping 1/1/2019

[Starks]

OK, I just thought it was already a finished product who had some packaging problems. <

 

[bawg1012]

starks, that's what I thought too, but when I heard they were making a new prototype, I assumed it was to change the shape/specs of the item to make packaging easier. 1 step back, 2 steps forward, I guess.

 

[clevy.clev]

DLD! I wanna order one of these bad boys! What do I need to do?? I'M HANKERIN' FOR GAINS!!! :D

 

[Threak-X]

Wow wee! What a demand in the wings and well deserved in every respect. My Brothers, patience needs to be exercised for a creation as such to become a reality! The most incredible thing about all the hype about the Super Pill and the LengthMaster are only 2 parts of a ten part release and you guys have no knowledge of the other items I decided to not mention them yet because the hype on the pills and LM has been overwhelming! I think the Brotherhood is going to be very proud for what is in store!

So, instead you choose to tease the MOS members again... argggg !!! the agony.

Nothing is Real Until it is Gone...

 

[bawg1012]

2 weeks since last post on this thread. any one in contact with Lightning have updates on this?

 

[Syned69]

haven't heard anything, I sent a message to lightning and haven't heard anything back yet, an update would be nice

 

[yankeefan9734]

When can I buy the lenght master,.

 

[DLD]

Soon

 

[jimal]

i am still waiting .. oh god !!!

 

[Syned69]

Soon

so can we be expecting the LM in August?

 

[clevy.clev]

Ooooooh, August would be nice! When DLD announces the availability of the Length Master my penis might just grow an inch due to the excitement.

 

[clevy.clev]

Damn, I was hoping for some good news on Aug. 1st

 

[dgwkidica]

I'll be waiting in line for the New Length Master!!! Save one for me!!!!

 

[Morphosis]

WHAT !!! I missed out on the LENGTH MASTER II sale and the inventory completely vanished within a few hours, damn-it

 

[kidray12a]

Can we order the new LM yet?

 

[kidray12a]

Can I buy it now

 

[Morphosis]

Can I buy it now

It might be ready for christmas as a stocking stuffer

 

[geochri]

Soon

when can i buy one?

 

[dgwkidica]

Is the Length Master here yet???

 

[Threak-X]

Major Delays
This product probably will be ready for release in the year 2015, soon as the China Labor Movement gets resolved. There is no telling anymore... I say MOS invade and take what was promised

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