LengthMaster official order thread - now shipping 1/1/2019

[DLD]

This is like waiting in line for a new release of an Apple product.

After 18 months of waiting it is kind of understandable. I never thought the LengthMaster would grab such a big audience, when it was available not too many picked up one so many never knew the incredible power of it. After it was discontinues the cult following began and today it is just crazy. I wonder how many will go out the door in the first week? I bet more than the entirety of what we sold in LengthMaster version 1.

 

[Lay'n Pipe]

I am sure SRT has something to do with this. I know I was unaware of the LengthMaster till I read the original version of SRT at which time I knew I had to have one.

DLD, do you have record of my payment from last year? I have asked several times and not gotten a reply.

 

[DLD]

I am sure SRT has something to do with this. I know I was unaware of the LengthMaster till I read the original version of SRT at which time I knew I had to have one.

DLD, do you have record of my payment from last year? I have asked several times and not gotten a reply.

Yup, I have 12 just like you. Soon my Brother, very soon.

 

[Threak-X]

After 18 months of waiting it is kind of understandable. I never thought the LengthMaster would grab such a big audience, when it was available not too many picked up one so many never knew the incredible power of it. After it was discontinues the cult following began and today it is just crazy. I wonder how many will go out the door in the first week? I bet more than the entirety of what we sold in LengthMaster version 1.

I still have mine and break it out for a few months each year. It's not perfect for everything, I do like how easy it makes doing bundle stretches, worth the money and time I put into it. The new LMv2.0 is probably the Swiss-Army Knife of Penis Enlargement, with a built-in Monkey Spanker (LoL)

 

[Wannahuge]

So im guessing the LengthMaster is being delayed?

 

[Threak-X]

So im guessing the LengthMaster is being delayed?

It'll get here when it arrives... meanwhile keep pulling away. I have a feeling it's going to be soon and we will all feel like a little boy on Christmas morning, unless your an Atheist, Jewish, female, or any other non Christmas celebrating person.

 

[peforlife]

STUCK... still holding in at a solid 7, really had a side track-- I went back to school, and had to reschedule alot of things, I wanted to start with the L- master and get re inspired... any advice? Im still on Phase 1

Peforlife

Ron

 

[peforlife]

MOS---I noticed the 1 inch in 12 weeks routine--Is this routine still very effective? and also, I was away for awhile- and let me tell all of my fellow brothers-- DLD is right!!! Miss a day or 2 it ends up being a month or so!! you will kick yourself in the ass for skipping a workout! I am trying to force myself to get back into training...MOS I am debating to wait for the new MOS program, and L----MASTER we are all waiting for.. SIR-- Do you think I should hold off on the 1 inch in 12 weeks-- and start fresh when the L-----Master is available? also another question when i use the POWER ASSIST Can I force Left Right CENTER ANGLES as I stretch as long as I feel it deep in the ligs?
Best!
Thank you
peforlife

 

[DLD]

Ahhhhhhhh, I see it is May the second and DLD fucked up again on the timing but I am not far off, any day. They are finished and now awaiting packaging. I will update tonight after a meeting with Hong Kong factory.

 

[Sappy1]

Just wanted to stop by, ordered a LM in Dec of 2011. I am still on the list to receive when you get the new product correct? Tried to send PM but it looks like it didn't go through.

Thanks
Sappy1

 

[Lay'n Pipe]

Ahhhhhhhh, I see it is May the second and DLD fucked up again on the timing but I am not far off, any day. They are finished and now awaiting packaging. I will update tonight after a meeting with Hong Kong factory.

Perfection cannot be rushed. There will be many gains to come from your hard work. The effort is appreciated!

 

[SwollenBloodBomber]

Ahhhhhhhh, I see it is May the second and DLD fucked up again on the timing but I am not far off, any day. They are finished and now awaiting packaging. I will update tonight after a meeting with Hong Kong factory.

ohhh yeahhhhhhh! cant wait to hear the update

 

[Ramrod360]

It'll get here when it arrives... meanwhile keep pulling away. I have a feeling it's going to be soon and we will all feel like a little boy on Christmas morning, unless your an Atheist, Jewish, female, or any other non Christmas celebrating person.

Could you imagine getting a shiny new LengthMaster as a little boy on Christmas morning!!!!!!! Oh the gains:cool: Every boys dream.

 

[Threak-X]

Could you imagine getting a shiny new LengthMaster as a little boy on Christmas morning!!!!!!! Oh the gains:cool: Every boys dream.

Every normal boy plays with his penis and toys. It's the ultimate boy dream come true, to play with toys and his penis at the same. Woo-Hoo !!!

 

[bawg1012]

guys, I want to share some wise words with you. it will help you get through these hard times.

"Do not try and obtain the LengthMaster... that's impossible... Instead, only try to realize the truth...there IS NO LengthMaster... Then you'll see it is not the LengthMaster that is obtained, it is only yourself..."


just playin'. it'll be here soon.

 

[Ramrod360]

guys, I want to share some wise words with you. it will help you get through these hard times.

"Do not try and obtain the LengthMaster... that's impossible... Instead, only try to realize the truth...there IS NO LengthMaster... Then you'll see it is not the LengthMaster that is obtained, it is only yourself..."


just playin'. it'll be here soon.

Bend the spoon Neo:cool:

 

[Threak-X]

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guys, I want to share some wise words with you. it will help you get through these hard times.

"Do not try and obtain the LengthMaster... that's impossible... Instead, only try to realize the truth...there IS NO LengthMaster... Then you'll see it is not the LengthMaster that is obtained, it is only yourself..."


just playin'. it'll be here soon.

Hard Times ?
You're the reality of truth in what you believe...

Length-Master
Length-Master
Length-Master
Length-Master
Length-Master
Length-Master
Length-Master
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[kingkong4]

a update would be nice...

 

[bawg1012]

a update would be nice...

just dreaming of the day...

must be some major hang ups in production since we haven't heard from him in a while. I'm sure he's taking care of business.

 

[LOveMEat]

just dreaming of the day...

must be some major hang ups in production since we haven't heard from him in a while. I'm sure he's taking care of business.

patience is a virtue