Awww man!

After hearing you guys and the other fellas on the Voy forum I basically got psyched. This is actually something anybody with steady hands and a good eye can do, I just did mine like 5 minutes ago; scary as hell but easy as pie.
Eat your hearts out, you 8-years-of-higher education-Ph.D-toting-charging-me-up-the-ass-for-kissing-my-boo-boos General Practicioners/Urologists!
My List of ingredients:
Isopropyl Alcohol (Walgreens)
Vaseline Petroleum Jelly (Walgreens)
Original Strength Triple Antibiotic (Walgreens) ---check to make sure it has bacitracin in it
Cotton balls (Walgreens)
Magic cord (Michael's arts and crafts store)
LED Flashlight (Spencer's/ Toy Store, Already Had)
Kit of 5 sewing needles (Already had)
Fishing line (Already had)
Tweezers (Already had)
Towel (Already had)
Lighter for sterilizing (Already had)
Total cost≈$15
I gathered up and sterilized everything that was going near the sight to be pierced: tweezers, needles, the cord, hands (duh), etc. I washed, heated, washed again, and covered my tools in isopropyl alcohol using a soaked cotton ball. Laid them all out on the towel and it was go time.
I used fishing line but I also had magic cord for bead necklaces.
I decided to opt for the fishing line for two reasons A) it was specifically labeled monofilament nylon and B) it was about 2x thinner than the bead cord I had. You can get bead cord at varying sizes, its just the one I had I initially bought for fixing my glasses. I heard or read somewhere surgeons use some kind of monofilament nylon but whatever, we've got people doing it with floss.
ALSO, NOOB MISTAKE: don't tie a knot for your suturing cord at the top of your needle! I did and it wouldn't go through the hole I poked. Just make sure you got plenty of length on each side and pull the cord through. Give the cord a little disinfecting lube too.
I think it is easier to start in a flaccid state: pull back the forskin as far back as you can to reveal the severity of the frenulum breve. Try to form the "streched triangle" shape and locate the highest point of the frenulum breve, which would basically be closest to the middle of the two bulbous parts of the glans penis on the underside. You'll know it when you see it. The higher you poke through on the frenulum, the more slack you'll get. Just be careful you don't stab your glans penis on the other side of the membrance when you go through. Go ahead and fiddle with your banjo-string and inspect it. It might calm you down if understand how insensitive the membrane actually is. (I'm talking about me lol). Check for veins.
If you have an LED [words=http://fleshlight.sjv.io/c/348327/302851/4702]FleshLight[/words], I recommend using it. I was a bit worried about puncturing a vein but a [words=http://fleshlight.sjv.io/c/348327/302851/4702]FleshLight[/words] really helps put your mind at ease. If you shine the light from under the frenulum after you've rolled your foreskin back and pulled the membrane taut, you'll be able to see any big vein immediately. I was actually quite amazed at how thin the frenulum skin was. It was like some fleshy, alien spider window.
The blood vessels are mostly of the small red capillary types which are superficial bleeders. Did I mention I didn't even bleed? You can see some blood permeating the inside the membrane as you puncture but its really nothing at all. In fact I barely felt any pain going through with the sewing needle. If you find it difficult to pierce through, try rolling the needle in your fingers while pushing into yout taut frenulum. The worst part was when it just poked through the skin that kind of scared me but I was cool.
Oh,
lubricate the needle with some of your bacitrin disinfectant or petrol jelly before your pierce. I pierced though without any lubricating material and the needle was basically pulling on the skin which was rather uncomfortable. It'll hopefully add to the disinfecting process too. After I pulled through, I went ahead made a really tight square knot on the membrane. This is actually the part I'm not sure of. I don't know exactly how 'tight' really tight is for tying the frenulum. I just made sure it really pinched using the tweezers to pull the cord.(my fingers were greasy from the disinfectants). I made a couple more square knots and left a decent amount of cord just in case I needed to go back and retighten. Hopefully that wont be necessary.:O
So its day 1. Gotta keep soaking and adding bacitracin. Man I can't WAIT to see what this baby's gonna look like in a week! I've had this shit for the 20 years of my virgin life thinking it was normal! Bought condoms, lube and brazilian wax and then I'm hitting up the ladies!! Hooo Boy (b^O^)b
Good Luck and Godspeed guys.