c.phantasy;342684 said:
*Drums in the background*LMAO

I hear you. I should have waited till the production run showed up but I live and learn. He said he would be here in a bit so we will see.
 
It sounds like it´ss definitly worth the wait! I have worked in the design business, and unfortubately delivery delays happens all the time.... It´s just a fact in the business.
Looking forward to it!!!
And 75$ is a great price. This can get big! (And make our penises even bigger....)
 
Well it just came in and it is a beautiful mix of top grade cherry, leather and chrome...just beautiful. I am waiting for Jaz to see the pics before I post them. Hopefully we can start taking orders in the next few days.
 
Since we are so close now I will let you guys in on what this device does. Based on a new Power Assist platform we have created the LengthMaster. It has many functions but I will stick to the 4 best features.

1.POWER ASSISTING: The new LengthMaster features a brand new Power Assist design with contured arms that serve 2 purposes. The arched design allows for twice the pressure of earlier models. The curved design also allows for a more comfortable stretching experience.

2. HANGING: The new LengthMaster features a hanging attachment that brings some new elements to an old art. Heavy weight can be easily and comfortably hung. This attachment features a cushioned leather padding element that allows for hanging with no wrapping. The tightening points take the stress off the penis and distribute it along the outer core of the hanger. Blood flow is much better than with other hanging devices. Just below the leather are 4 strong magnets that are designed to increase blood flow while hanging (similar to the Ring of Power.)

3. BUNDLED 2 HAND STRETCHING: The new LengthMaster Bundle function is brand new to penis enlargement. Once attached to the LengthMaster your hands are free to do TWO HANDLED BUNDLED STRETCHES! The angels are unlimited and the stretch is unmatchable.

4. MAGNETIC CORE: Just below the all leather hanging padding is six magnets directing negative and positive energy which helps with blood flow during long hanging sessions.
 
Josh9x12;342740 said:
Hey it does everything!


Hello Josh. Can you prove your stats with a picture or too, with a ruler?
 
doublelongdaddy;342741 said:
Hello Josh. Can you prove your stats with a picture or too, with a ruler?


Hey! I can shoot a video on my dad's video cam of my jeqing session.
 
Josh9x12;342744 said:
Oh, I am not 9 x 12 (I wish) I am 5x4.

That would be the size of a fire hydrant. :)
 
doublelongdaddy;342745 said:
That would be the size of a fire hydrant. :)

Hey Guys! I am a new learner. I have a problem where I always have an erection (most times.) is that ok? That is why I am a bit chodey "Hey"
 
That could be a problem. Cystic Fibrosis is a disease where this (a constant erection) is a major sign of the disease.
 
doublelongdaddy;342748 said:
That could be a problem. Cystic Fibrosis is a disease where this (a constant erection) is a major sign of the disease.

WHat in the heck is that, bumps on my cack?
 
Well I looked over the info and maybe I should see dr. simkins for a check up. I appreciate your time. Don't much feel like strummin candy mountain much. *worried*
 
Josh9x12;342760 said:
Well I looked over the info and maybe I should see dr. simkins for a check up. I appreciate your time. Don't much feel like strummin candy mountain much. *worried*

My doctor has the same name. Have you ever landed a band-aide?
 
doublelongdaddy;342762 said:
My doctor has the same name. Have you ever landed a band-aide?


Hey! You do know me. I have landed plenty of band-aides and a nut load of peanuts with a primo caravan twist. Anyway, concratulations on your dick stretcher I want a signed one once my cock gets soft.
 
Josh9x12;342763 said:
Hey! You do know me. I have landed plenty of band-aides and a nut load of peanuts with a primo caravan twist. Anyway, concratulations on your dick stretcher I want a signed one once my cock gets soft.


Did you get a new skate board? Who gave it to you?
 
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