Hahah. Glad we could motivate, Icecam.

Funniest thing just happened. So i'm at my parents house and the cleaner was over and my parents were out. I was upstairs and the cleaner was downstairs, so i thought i'd put on my [words=https://shop.mattersofsize.com/products/sizegenetics-penis-extender]SizeGenetics[/words] under my loose trackies, with no underwear on underneath. It made such a clearly defined bulge, but hey, nobody would see, right?

I came out of the bathroom and the cleaner was on the stairs, her head at a similar height to my crotch. I spoke to her and while talking i noticed she was just staring at my crotch and messing up her words when she spoke. I thought it was too obviously as it looked like i had an erection. However, after a slight but of adjustment, it looked like a just had a huge flaccid.

Once she started cleaning upstairs, i went downstairs. I heard her coming back downstairs though so i went into the kitchen, which was the safest bet to where she was heading. We met as we both turned the corner, she jumped and stared right down at my bulge and apologized for nearly walking into me.

Later she was putting on her shoes by the front door and i said to her i'd see her next week, she smiled and said 'You certainly will'. As i said that, the phone rang in the room just off the front door, so i ran to get it. I was standing right in plain view, with my huge bulge as she walked out the front door. She turned around to close it behind her and just stared at my big bulge and closed the door really slowly and smiled.

She isn't that attractive at all, but she has big boobs and a big arse, but it's more because of excess weight than naturally big tits and a worked out butt. Nonetheless, shes not too big. I kept offering her drinks etc, so hopefully when i next see her i can pull off this again and show her my big bulge again. I may try and have sex with her one week as my parents are away soon, leaving just the two of us. I know she has a boyfriend and kids from a previous marriage though.

I'm still laughing to myself, it was so funny. One problem is, i got carried away and ended up wearing the SizeGen for 3 hours straight!
 
Fake bulges lead to anger and ridicule... right.

Well, considering what was in my pants was my own penis, it's not really fake. If my penis was 2 inches BPFSL, it wouldn't really be a bulge. I can't help that me wearing the [words=https://shop.mattersofsize.com/products/sizegenetics-penis-extender]SizeGenetics[/words] gives me a bulge. It's hardly like i put 3 pairs of socks down there!

But who was angry? She wasn't, she couldn't keep her eyes off it! I wasn't because i was in hysterics. Who was ridiculed? She wasn't, and she didn't ridicule me. She she pulled down my pants and saw it, maybe she would have thought 'Wtf is this?', however she didn't.

The SizeGen just extended what i have. It didn't give me inches i don't have.
 
Meh. My SizeGen is 7 inches long now because i'm using the velcro grip and had to take bars off.

So if she opens it and sees me erect from the get go, it'll be all good because i'll be longer than 7.
 
I would personally be afraid to get erect in the [words=https://shop.mattersofsize.com/products/sizegenetics-penis-extender]extender[/words]. I see that you got good control over your penis or that woman wasn't hot enough, lol.
I like bulge reactions, especially the expressions.
In my opinion, she thinks you were erect and maybe seducing her. It's obvious she is interested or curious.
 
No, no. I mean, i'd take off the SizeGen, then go to her erect so it looks the same but just more aroused, then she'll know what i'm after.

No P.E. for past 2 days as i have been really busy. Did 10 minutes of manual just now after i woke up. Can't wait to pump again.
 
Hmmm. Tonight me and my girl talked about P.E. etc for hours. I really wanted to show her [words=http://www.mattersofsize.com/join-now.html]MOS[/words] but this progress log has some kinda... less positive bits about her in it and i think she'd get really upset if she read it all and now i can't delete the posts i want to. Nevermind.

She told me that she's had similar length to me before but shes never had anything as wide or as thick as me before and that overall i was the biggest she'd ever had. I found that really surprising as it thought my length was more impressive than my girth. We also got onto how girls view penis size etc.

If your girlfriend/partner doesn't know about P.E. i would recommend telling them. I've really enjoyed her knowing so far (I told her on Sunday). It's like having a mascot, just not one that's dressed up as a stupid dragon or something. Just make sure there's nothing for her to see on here. I told her i have a progress log and she wants to read it, which was a mistake. I'd love to show her this but it's not worth the risk.

Anyway, i slacked tonight, just hit manual session and an hour or so in SizeGen. Clamping tomorrow so it's alllllll good.
 
Medicating;431596 said:
Hahah. Glad we could motivate, Icecam.

Funniest thing just happened. So i'm at my parents house and the cleaner was over and my parents were out. I was upstairs and the cleaner was downstairs, so i thought i'd put on my [words=https://shop.mattersofsize.com/products/sizegenetics-penis-extender]SizeGenetics[/words] under my loose trackies, with no underwear on underneath. It made such a clearly defined bulge, but hey, nobody would see, right?

I came out of the bathroom and the cleaner was on the stairs, her head at a similar height to my crotch. I spoke to her and while talking i noticed she was just staring at my crotch and messing up her words when she spoke. I thought it was too obviously as it looked like i had an erection. However, after a slight but of adjustment, it looked like a just had a huge flaccid.

Once she started cleaning upstairs, i went downstairs. I heard her coming back downstairs though so i went into the kitchen, which was the safest bet to where she was heading. We met as we both turned the corner, she jumped and stared right down at my bulge and apologized for nearly walking into me.

Later she was putting on her shoes by the front door and i said to her i'd see her next week, she smiled and said 'You certainly will'. As i said that, the phone rang in the room just off the front door, so i ran to get it. I was standing right in plain view, with my huge bulge as she walked out the front door. She turned around to close it behind her and just stared at my big bulge and closed the door really slowly and smiled.

She isn't that attractive at all, but she has big boobs and a big arse, but it's more because of excess weight than naturally big tits and a worked out butt. Nonetheless, shes not too big. I kept offering her drinks etc, so hopefully when i next see her i can pull off this again and show her my big bulge again. I may try and have sex with her one week as my parents are away soon, leaving just the two of us. I know she has a boyfriend and kids from a previous marriage though.

I'm still laughing to myself, it was so funny. One problem is, i got carried away and ended up wearing the SizeGen for 3 hours straight!

Killer story :)
 
Cheers Doc haha.

Not much went on yesterday, some [words=https://officialhydromaxpump.com/?uid=6&oid=2&affid=98 ]Bathmate[/words] in the morning, some jelqing and that was it. I was gonna clamp and [words=https://officialhydromaxpump.com/?uid=6&oid=2&affid=98 ]Bathmate[/words] again but i fell asleep.

I [words=https://officialhydromaxpump.com/?uid=6&oid=2&affid=98 ]Bathmate[/words]'d this morning though so we're on course for a good girth day.
 
Okay so Sunday i told my girl about P.E. What happened today? My mum found my [words=https://officialhydromaxpump.com/?uid=6&oid=2&affid=98 ]Bathmate[/words].
 
Hahah. Sure is, Lazyhanger.

It's cool though, i'll make a cross with my [words=https://shop.mattersofsize.com/products/sizegenetics-penis-extender]SizeGenetics[/words] and [words=https://officialhydromaxpump.com/?uid=6&oid=2&affid=98 ]Bathmate[/words] and ward him off with a big old length day.
 
I really can't decide between [words=https://officialhydromaxpump.com/?uid=6&oid=2&affid=98 ]Bathmate[/words] [words=https://officialhydromaxpump.com/?uid=6&oid=2&affid=98 ]X-40[/words] and [words=http://www.mattersofsize.com/forum/showthread.php?83577-Length-master-official-order-thread-now-shipping-06-16-2014!!!]LengthMaster[/words]. I just think that from this past week, of clamping, i can get my 6 inches of girth just on clamping. I wouldn't want to venture too far past 6 inches of girth either.

However i want that last inch of length to get me to 9 inches and i think the [words=http://www.mattersofsize.com/forum/showthread.php?83577-Length-master-official-order-thread-now-shipping-06-16-2014!!!]LengthMaster[/words] is better for that.

I would love to try the [words=https://officialhydromaxpump.com/?uid=6&oid=2&affid=98 ]Bathmate[/words] but it's pretty expensive plus i already have the [words=https://officialhydromaxpump.com/?uid=6&oid=2&affid=98 ]shower strap[/words]. I can't decide!
 
Did a variety of stretches today, [words=https://shop.mattersofsize.com/products/sizegenetics-penis-extender]SizeGenetics[/words], jelqing, clamping. Not a very good day in terms of how much i did, just a lot of little bits.

I did the toilet roll trick for 6 inch test. It gets quite tight when i try and put over, especially at the mid section. If i just make a hand clamp it doesnt go over. I think i'm close at nailing this 6 inch. Today my girl got my piece out and said 'stupid girth'. She's never had anything this thick she said. I don't see it as very thick but i guess it is now :) She had trouble taking it out of my pants to, she put it down to 'it being so massive it's hard to get out'.

Ahhh, the compliments that come with a large penis. :)
 
Medicating;433186 said:
Did a variety of stretches today, [words=https://shop.mattersofsize.com/products/sizegenetics-penis-extender]SizeGenetics[/words], jelqing, clamping. Not a very good day in terms of how much i did, just a lot of little bits.

I did the toilet roll trick for 6 inch test. It gets quite tight when i try and put over, especially at the mid section. If i just make a hand clamp it doesnt go over. I think i'm close at nailing this 6 inch. Today my girl got my piece out and said 'stupid girth'. She's never had anything this thick she said. I don't see it as very thick but i guess it is now :) She had trouble taking it out of my pants to, she put it down to 'it being so massive it's hard to get out'.

Ahhh, the compliments that come with a large penis. :)

The empty paper towel rolls used to haunt me!
 
Hmmm.

I just rang up my pornstar friend and she said she'd been thinking about me. I would really love to do her as she's hot, but she's fucked that Danny Dong/Matt Hughes guy who's huge, i just don't think i have the ability to put aside all the guys shes had sex with, including Danny Dong, and just concentrate on nailing her.
 
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