Hahah. Glad we could motivate, Icecam.
Funniest thing just happened. So i'm at my parents house and the cleaner was over and my parents were out. I was upstairs and the cleaner was downstairs, so i thought i'd put on my [words=https://shop.mattersofsize.com/products/sizegenetics-penis-extender]SizeGenetics[/words] under my loose trackies, with no underwear on underneath. It made such a clearly defined bulge, but hey, nobody would see, right?
I came out of the bathroom and the cleaner was on the stairs, her head at a similar height to my crotch. I spoke to her and while talking i noticed she was just staring at my crotch and messing up her words when she spoke. I thought it was too obviously as it looked like i had an erection. However, after a slight but of adjustment, it looked like a just had a huge flaccid.
Once she started cleaning upstairs, i went downstairs. I heard her coming back downstairs though so i went into the kitchen, which was the safest bet to where she was heading. We met as we both turned the corner, she jumped and stared right down at my bulge and apologized for nearly walking into me.
Later she was putting on her shoes by the front door and i said to her i'd see her next week, she smiled and said 'You certainly will'. As i said that, the phone rang in the room just off the front door, so i ran to get it. I was standing right in plain view, with my huge bulge as she walked out the front door. She turned around to close it behind her and just stared at my big bulge and closed the door really slowly and smiled.
She isn't that attractive at all, but she has big boobs and a big arse, but it's more because of excess
weight than naturally big tits and a worked out butt. Nonetheless, shes not too big. I kept offering her drinks etc, so hopefully when i next see her i can pull off this again and show her my big bulge again. I may try and have sex with her one week as my parents are away soon, leaving just the two of us. I know she has a boyfriend and kids from a previous marriage though.
I'm still laughing to myself, it was so funny. One problem is, i got carried away and ended up wearing the SizeGen for 3 hours straight!