With that being said i visited a swingers club
(smooth change in subject)
I actually wrote something yesterday and then pressed the wrong button and it deleted it again.
But the story goes:
The club was placed in the middle of no where aprox 1 hour from where i live.
It was pretty cool actually. Since it was like a wellness club with a spa and steam room.
The difference is that people wear underwear or are naked.
And there is small rooms around the place that you can go into and fuck.
You could also occationally here moaning from some woman who gets an orgasm.
Good fun.
So as i arrived i started walning around and everybody said hi to eachother.
This is perfect for me. As people usually gets intimidated by me when i cold approach (side effect of me growing muscles) i literally had 4 small talks with girls in the first 10 mins. So things went great. This also has the advantage that there is a code of conduct. As this removes the need to be acting all out as an alpha places like this intimidating behaviour is an instant loss i figured
Talked with some of the guys who had been there for a while. Wanted to pick up some tricks on what to say what not to do etc.
Also to break the 20 inch cold ice that seemed to be in the room.
Anyway they didn't seem to want to tell anything and didn't want to share.
I guess its normal that they feel intimidated by a new guy.
So i go to the spa and my eyes catch this milf. We have a little bit of eye contact and we start to flirt.
After some time we are cuddling a little bit and things are accelerating so we decide to find a room.
This guy who can best be described as a war hog. Small and square shaped bald and he suffers from invincible lat syndrome (when guys walk like their back muscles are the size of a turtle shell) stands in between us and starts to talk with the before mentioned girl.
It is very obvious that he is trying to push me out as he walked up and stood right between us.
I look at her and tell her im going to find a room and starts to walk. 2 seconds later she comes running after me. (He later gets thrown out because of bad behaviour and the girl he came with started to flirt with me aswell. So i concluded that my alpha male theory was spot on)
The milf is a couple of years older than me. She used to be hot that was very obvious. And she had massive tits.
Anyway we start out with some cuddling and it just slowly grows. At some point she just takes my cock in her mouth and jesus christ! She gave me the best blowjob ever. Not because she deepthroated it or anything fancy. She just knew what she was doing. Damn.
So condom gets out on and she goes on her back. I penetrate her half and start fucking her half. She gets into it.
Then i slowly penetrate her with all the penis and she lets out a scream of joy.
And then i went nuts. For half an hour i fucked her like a machine and she was a screamer (regrets that we took the room right next to the bar where people would socialize) never heard anyone scream like this before.
Anyway she got her orgasm.
After some time i realized thst i wasn't going to get mine. The condom was of standard size and i can out it on y cock but it always fucks up sits wrong and pumps out the blood of my penis.
I actually faked an orgasm. Not her fault really i just need to bring mybown condoms.
Afterwards we vwhere cuddling and talking and went back out into the club.
Apparently to fuck a screamer in a swingers club is like getting your first boyscout mark. And i had 3 girls in total flirting with me 1 said straight out she wanted to fuck me next time she saw me.
And the milf game me her phone number.
Ohh and she imports condoms and she could get my brand in my size at a discount.
So i had that aswell.
I don't know if im going to do it again. It was fun but at the same time it felt.. Different can't put a name on it.
But i don't regret the experience at all. Had to find out what it was.
Worst case scenario i would have had a fun story to tell.
Ohh i also saw these 2 guys finger bang one of their wifes to an orgasm in the spa area. While everyone else just had a normal conversation. Now that is a funny experience loke a huge fucking pink elephant walking through the room i just wanted to stand up and scream: "what the fuck is going on?! Check that out she is fucking getting it! Why are you 2 bitches talking about work!!? That hoe is getting it hard right now!"
But i don't think that would be appreciated in that environment