The girls love sucking on those long dangling chocolate coated bollocks dont they? One of my ex sluts loved sucking my balls with Vanilla whipped cream on them :)
Okay my intentions in this thread are not to discuss tasty bollocks :) but to drop a link to Blue_Whales mother fucking length blaster routine HERE ... so try it fuckers ... try it.
 
This is one of the first routines I ever used back in 2001-2002 and built me a solid foundation on which to grow.

The Daily Workout Program

Hot Towel warm-up (5 minutes)
Stretching Exercise (25 to 30 minutes)
Growth and Circulation Exercise (1 minute)
Jelqing Exercise (10 to 20 minutes)
PC Exercises (5 minutes)
Massage and warm down (5 to 10 minutes)



HOT TOWEL WARM-UP (5 Minutes)

Soak a wash cloth in hot-warm water, wringing out the excess water. Wrap the cloth around the shaft of your penis (either flaccid or erect). Hold it there a minute, then repeat a couple of times. Dry off your penis well. This will ensure a good grip for the exercises you're about to perform.

STRETCHING EXERCISE (25 to 30 minutes)

1. With the penis in its flaccid state, take one hand and grip firmly around the head of your penis. Be careful not to cut off too much circulation.
2. Pull your penis out directly in front of yourself. Stretch it as much as you can without causing pain or discomfort. Hold it there for 1 minute.
3. Relax for 10 seconds. "Twirl" your penis in a circular motion a few times. This gets the circulation flowing again.
4. Repeat Step Two again 4 times, except pull your penis in a different direction each time... up, down, to the left, and to the right.
5. After you've completed all 5 pulls (1 minute each), you may repeat the stretch (steps 1-4) as many times as you desire. We recommend repeating the stretch around 5-10 times

GROWTH AND CIRCULATION EXERCISE (1 minute)

Take the penis and whip it around gently. Whip it no more than 30 times, making sure you cup your scrotum with the other hand, otherwise it will bounce around and get hurt.

JELQING (MILKING) EXERCISE (10 to 20 minutes)

1. Using Massage Oil, Hemp Oil, or Vaseline for lubrication, slide your fingers over the skin of your penis and apply all over. A few drops of oil will last for several hundred strokes. Don't use soap or you'll be sore for days!

2. With your thumb and forefinger, squeeze the base of the penis shaft. Pull downward. Stop at the head. Repeat, alternating hands. Make each stroke last about three seconds. This sensation should help you achieve an erection.

3. When your penis becomes SEMI-ERECT, make the American "A-OK" sign with the thumb and forefinger of your left hand. With this hand, grip tightly around the base of your penis.

4. Now starting from the base, pull the penis gently but firmly. Stretch downward and outward. You should still be in a semi-erect state. Make sure to touch the penis from the base the head. Note that the head of your penis expands with blood.

5. Switch to the right hand and do the same thing, starting from the base and stretching downward to the head. Alternate both hands in a smooth rhytHydromaxic ("milking") motion, touching upon every part of the penis except the very top part of the penis head.

Do 200-300 strokes/day at medium strength for the first week. (10 minutes)
Do 300-500 strokes/day at medium-full strength for the next week. (15 minutes)
Do 500 or more strokes/day from then on, and strong as you can make them. (20 minutes)

(If you find yourself getting an erection during this exercise, squeeze harder to discourage it or simply wait until it subsides. You can encourage circulation afterward by slapping your penis up and down 25 - 50 times.

Do this exercise 5 days a week. Remember to keep your penis only partially erect. If you feel the urge to ejaculate, pause milking and wait for the urge to subside. Holding back is an exercise in restraint, which instills a sense of self-control.)

PC EXERCISE (5 minutes)

Do different variations of these exercises each time you perform your workout. You can also do PC exercises throughout the day while you're driving, watching t.v., whatever.

1. Perform quick PC CLAMPS. Squeeze and release, over and over. Start with a set of twenty, then build to a hundred or more. Do at least 250 PC clamps every day, for the rest of your life. Your goal is to be capable of creating 1,000 clamps a day.

2. Practice LONG SQUEEZES by holding the PC muscle clamped tightly for thirty seconds, or as long as you can.

3. Try doing STAIR STEPS: tighten and loosen in increments. Tighten for a couple of seconds, loosen for a couple of seconds. Do it over and over again.

4. PC FLUTTER: Tighten the PC muscle as slowly as you possibly can. Once you've finished the slow squeeze (to where you can't squeeze anymore), let go. At some point it will "flutter," and you'll feel energy sparkling up your spine. Concentrate on deep, slow breathing while you do this. This is great for restoring energy when you're running down!

5. When you urinate and you want to let those last squirts shoot out, you use your PC muscle in the other direction. By doing this you'll feel your anus open and the sensation is different. This is called the PUSH OUT PC.

MASSAGE AND WARM DOWN (5 to 10 minutes)

After your workout, gently massage your penis for several minutes. If you prefer, you can do this with an herbal enlargement cream. After massage, you can either apply another hot compress as you did at the beginning of your workout, or you can place your penis in a bowl of lukewarm water for another few minutes. Dry off well with a towel.
 
The above routine was the first Penis Enlargement schedule I EVER used back in 2001 :)
 
Crazy looking workout!!! Think i might try this out!! Been Penis Enlargement ing for a few months off and on, with this month being the most consistent, 5 on 2 off. Haven't seen gains yet besides EQ !!
Think i'm ready to try this routine??
 
CockyCock;421214 said:
Say no more!! I'm ready!!!

Thats the spirit! Go and get that cock, it is waiting for you:)
 
Everyone is ready, its imaginary obstacles that are stopping them. Try it and if you feel your ready for it than stick to it. Only you will know when the time is right for X routine.
 
REDZULU2003;421425 said:
Everyone is ready, its imaginary obstacles that are stopping them. Try it and if you feel your ready for it than stick to it. Only you will know when the time is right for X routine.

Well i"m ready, no obstacles over here!!
 
I know i said this a few months ago but from April 1st i am going to do the length and girth routine at the beggining of this thread, measuring every 2 months. I intend to do this routine until i stop gaining.

You can see that my goals are in my sig, using the routine on a 2 on, 1 off basis i was wondering how long you think it would take to reach stages 1 and 2. I know that everybody gains differently, but i was just wanting your personal opinion RED.
 
No one can say, such is the unpredictability of how penis enlargement works
 
EugeniaBozena;436915 said:
HIIII I am newbie here nice visit here.

Please reply to this message or I will ban you for spamming
 
Damn Red, HUGE thread- Can you add the routine you made for Kegels? Looked for it everywhere but couldn't find it anywhere. Do you know which one I am talking about?
 
Hey Red, thanks for your routine. I've been researching and Penis Enlargementing (on and off) for some time now, but never stick to a routine. In the beginning of the year, after much reading, I decided that my main focus was girth, because I believe lenghtness will come with the girth exercises (penis, I read, is much more like a balloon than anything else)... but as I didn't stick to the exercises, I've had no improvements so far (I had some good improvements in the beginning, when I did exercises constantly for about two months). Anyway, I'm going to try to stick to your routine, and do 1 day girth and 1 day lenght, and some breaks here and there (in weekends). The good thing about it is that it just requires 30 min of my day =).

One question: I don't have a clamp, so I'm tying my penis with a string, but it kind of hurts after some time. Maybe wraping the base with a gauze and then tying it with the string will work?

I started today with the girth exercises (with some variations, I kind of had to edge and jelq to maintain the hardness), and will post my stats here tomorrow.
Sorry for my english mistakes, I'm from Brazil.

P.S.: Also, the link to your girth guide is broken!
 
hi i am new to this.. umm im not sure what clamping the jelq, hore, and edge could you explain that
 
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