Aimingforthetop;638046 said:"Braaaaaiinns!! Must eat braaaaaaaains! I mean pussy! Diffently pussy must eat pussy!"
You know what they say. "Once you go zombie. You never go.... Something?"
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Aimingforthetop;638046 said:"Braaaaaiinns!! Must eat braaaaaaaains! I mean pussy! Diffently pussy must eat pussy!"
You know what they say. "Once you go zombie. You never go.... Something?"
xDAimingforthetop;638236 said:she starts to run her hand up under my t shirt. i just ignore it.
she moves back and forward a few times and does these things. still i just watch the damn movie.
eventually i reach over her to get the remote. and she leans in as expecting me to kiss her.
i look her in the eyes. grab her chin
and smack her across the face
(just kidding. but wouldn't that be a plot twist!? "the Lannisters pay their regards!")
owmaballs;638240 said:Great share.
Textbook.
Easier typed than done, but for those that don't get it, an opportunity to get how it can be done.
How would you rate your exploits next to Mr Pook's? : )
This bit worked and was lolsome for me...
xD
[note to children & the sensitive: we laugh at the absurd, blatantly incorrect & incongruous actions, thus unexpected too, stated as part of the telling of the story.
We are not laughing at the idea of causing harm to someone or an abuse of strength / size or trust. This is not about prideful sociopathic sadism. We are laughing
at the idea that you would even consider to do that, in that exchange between two people. Not laughing at the literal actions of doing that to someone.
Shame that it is necessary to clear such things up, but the world is full of perceptions of every degree and extreme.][/QU
Well we as humans we those toughts every now n then its not funny at all when we do realize the seriousness of things,but i have to admit it sometimes is fecking funny...
owmaballs;638240 said:Great share.
Textbook.
Easier typed than done, but for those that don't get it, an opportunity to get how it can be done.
How would you rate your exploits next to Mr Pook's? : )
This bit worked and was lolsome for me...
xD
[note to children & the sensitive: we laugh at the absurd, blatantly incorrect & incongruous actions, thus unexpected too, stated as part of the telling of the story.
We are not laughing at the idea of causing harm to someone or an abuse of strength / size or trust. This is not about prideful sociopathic sadism. We are laughing
at the idea that you would even consider to do that, in that exchange between two people. Not laughing at the literal actions of doing that to someone.
Shame that it is necessary to clear such things up, but the world is full of perceptions of every degree and extreme.]
the need will always be there, it's just not the same urge as normal. some guys will literally do everything for sex.shortdick;638286 said:well yeah once you get it the need of that fades away...
Aimingforthetop;638279 said:Sex is good. But currently im in love with working out. To go in depth on my body and what it can do.
You have to understand that sex is like money. For people who don't have it. They will do just about anything for it. However people with abbundence of it. It is just a part of life. And other things starts to become more valuable.
Like a healthy body. Good friends. And adventures.
When your hungry all you think about is food.
But after you ate at a buffet. You don't think about it anymore.
Sex is the same.
This has both good and bad parts.
It takes away the "power of the pussy"
It also removes the unattainable feeling of women.
And it removes some of the illusions around women aswell.
People keep paddng them like these small innocent creatures. And women love being treated as madonna. By her willing servant.
But it is still a man she wants to fuck her
The good thing about this is that i can focus on other things in my life. And i appreciate things alot more as pussy doesn't get in the way anymore.
It is just something that happens out of habbit.
Aimingforthetop;638497 said:just trying to do normal real life stuff to keep my head high and my hands off my dick![]()
Aimingforthetop;638497 said:taking time of. letting the wound heal (sex with a broken penis isn't worth it!)
just trying to do normal real life stuff to keep my head high and my hands off my dick![]()
JakeM82;638769 said:That's a good goal, I know with how sexy I am... it's hard to keep my hands off myself... j/k j/k...
shortdick;638770 said:besides having an 8 incher to play whit things dont get boring lol
JakeM82;638849 said:I prefer to let my wife play with it, things definitely don't get boring that way.
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