doublelongdaddy;637813 said:
The same Sasha in your signature?

yep im not into being fan of actors, actresses,sportmen and stuff but i remember a while ago i saw a pic of her printed on a shirt,i was like who is that girl until i found out she was a adult entertainment girl..:)
 
shortdick;637920 said:
yep im not into being fan of actors, actresses,sportmen and stuff but i remember a while ago i saw a pic of her printed on a shirt,i was like who is that girl until i found out she was a adult entertainment girl..:)

T-shirts with adult entertainment stars! I'm in th wrong business:)
 
Shirts whit sex scenes most people would be complaining about them you just cant wear them on the streets..maybe just suggesting faces....maybe girls whit cum in their mouths :)
 
so another update. woke up with pain in my cock. the [words=http://www.phallosan.com/shop/catalog/default.php?z=eNortjIxtVKyL0pNszWxMFcrSSxKTy2JL0hMT7U1UisoykyxtbBQSy4tLsnPjS8uKcrMS7dVsgZcMMpbEbo%2C]phallosan[/words] was hurting it somehow. so took it off obviously.

have had problems with the [words=http://www.phallosan.com/shop/catalog/default.php?z=eNortjIxtVKyL0pNszWxMFcrSSxKTy2JL0hMT7U1UisoykyxtbBQSy4tLsnPjS8uKcrMS7dVsgZcMMpbEbo%2C]phallosan[/words] where it looses the vacuum. and i think that happened here aswell.

im now trying to use the medium condom with the big bell to see if that changes anything.

im still not doing any other penis enlargement these days, but aslong as the [words=http://www.phallosan.com/shop/catalog/default.php?z=eNortjIxtVKyL0pNszWxMFcrSSxKTy2JL0hMT7U1UisoykyxtbBQSy4tLsnPjS8uKcrMS7dVsgZcMMpbEbo%2C]phallosan[/words] is helping not causing any troubles. it will be used.

and as soon as my cock is fit for fight one more time. i will go back to [words=http://www.mattersofsize.com/forum/showthread.php?64036-My-Best-Work-Ever-Penis-Enlargement-will-Be-Changed-Forever-gt-gt-Gain%20inches%20with%20SRT-Theory-and-Routine]SRT[/words] 100% again!

i haven't logged hours on the [words=http://www.phallosan.com/shop/catalog/default.php?z=eNortjIxtVKyL0pNszWxMFcrSSxKTy2JL0hMT7U1UisoykyxtbBQSy4tLsnPjS8uKcrMS7dVsgZcMMpbEbo%2C]phallosan[/words]. and i don't think i am going to.

i will be doing the [words=http://www.mattersofsize.com/forum/showthread.php?64036-My-Best-Work-Ever-Penis-Enlargement-will-Be-Changed-Forever-gt-gt-Gain%20inches%20with%20SRT-Theory-and-Routine]SRT[/words] with the goal of 24/7 of PE. so i think counted hours in the [words=http://www.phallosan.com/shop/catalog/default.php?z=eNortjIxtVKyL0pNszWxMFcrSSxKTy2JL0hMT7U1UisoykyxtbBQSy4tLsnPjS8uKcrMS7dVsgZcMMpbEbo%2C]phallosan[/words] is pointless.

one can look at weeks. to see how fast i will grow and make their assumptions from that :)

anyways. i expect to break the fucking charts this time. i want to make some remarkable gains. im happy with my size now. thats not it.

but i want to practice my devotion and dedication into this. and that can only be done through some sort of archivement. so this will be mine
 
richieramos;638013 said:
What size did you start out with and what tools you used to get to 7?

if you check out my signature (which isn't updated yet it only says 6.8 inches erect lenght)

but basicly there is the blue stick. which was my starting size.
red is where im at right now yellow is my short term goal. and green is my final goal.

i got most of my size from redzulu's lenght workout. if you can't find it i have no doubt that the DLD beginner is just as good. but when i started i kicked it off with redzulu and he became my mentor.

so it is the obvious choice to use his workout then.

then after some time. i bought the [words=https://shop.mattersofsize.com/products/sizegenetics-penis-extender]extender[/words] which gave me a little more.

but i always went 110% tension in the [words=https://shop.mattersofsize.com/products/sizegenetics-penis-extender]extender[/words] the bars was pushed down so the spring didn't do anything anymore.

(i didn't research it probably) however that was when i went from 7 inches bpfl to 8 inches bpfl

then there was the [words=https://officialhydromaxpump.com/?uid=6&oid=2&affid=98]bm[/words], who came in. and it kicked ass on my girth gave me a huge spurt.

and now my 2 favorit tools are the [words=http://www.mattersofsize.com/forum/showthread.php?83577-Length-master-official-order-thread-now-shipping-06-16-2014!!!]LM[/words] and the [words=http://www.phallosan.com/shop/catalog/default.php?z=eNortjIxtVKyL0pNszWxMFcrSSxKTy2JL0hMT7U1UisoykyxtbBQSy4tLsnPjS8uKcrMS7dVsgZcMMpbEbo%2C]phallosan[/words] (well currently i can't use the [words=http://www.mattersofsize.com/forum/showthread.php?83577-Length-master-official-order-thread-now-shipping-06-16-2014!!!]LM[/words] due to my operation)

i have been very slow in gaining. because of lack of consistency.

which is a shame because when i do workout regularly i grow extremely fast.

but i joined here in 2009 and before that i had been doing PE and been on other forums (untill i found the right one)
so i am somewhat of a veteran. and i can feel from the exercises that my tissue is growing. it will come with experience. i bet you DLD can do the same. most exercises used these days invented by dld is probably not something that have made him grow. but he can feel the stretch on the tissue and if it feels right or wrong.

and i can do the same.

the biggest limiting factor for me through out the beginning. was that i didn't believe in PE.

i went completely nuts with doing research looking up doctors opinions. etc.

and i kept measuring myself.

then one day i looked at my old measurements and my new ones and realized i had fucking grown.now i was so much caught up in the mainstream way of thinking. that even though my girlfriend made comments. and that i could see the measurements i was convinced that i had been doing somethng wrong (measured the wrong way in the beginning)

so i cam to the conclusion that i should do as much pushing. cheating etc (ofc without photoshop but just with a ruler and angles) and then note down that measurement (this is what we call bone pressured flaccid lenght)

and i fucking grew again.

it still took me some time to realize.

today i can't say i don't believe. i have seen so many people in here growing their best friend. that it would be ridicilous to deny the facts.

but it is the reason why im always updating new measurements with pictures.

i want newbies to be able to see my gains and believe that they can do it aswell.

now ramos.

i know you're asking me what tools i used because you want to find the fastest way to make your gains.

and please listen to this:

too much info is not a good thing.

it is better to follow a decent routine 100%

than to follow a superior tailored routine 50%

so find a realistic routine that you know that you can handle. and follow it like it is gods gospels!

what i would do if i where you:

make a progress thread like this one.
and take some good measurements (if you don't do them probably the first time you can't go back and make them again after you have grown)
take dld's beginner routine.
and follow it. if you feel like it. you can also use [words=http://www.mattersofsize.com/forum/showthread.php?44-Ace-Strapped-Jims-Joint]uncle jim[/words]'s strapping technique. which will highly increase your results
now do this for 3 months. and update your thread with your workouts and problems etc. so we can help you.
after 3 months. measure (i have not seen anyone do the beginner workout 3 months and who has made a progress thread who didn't grow. it just doesn't fucking happen. those who don't grow is always those guys with 5 posts on the forum. who claims they have done it for 3 months with no results. and then we ask them their beginning measurement and then they reply: "whaaaa?") consistency is key!
so you grow for 3 months. and then you redo it over again.
at some point. the workout has done it's job. and you will have little to no results but you have already grown!
and it has cost you 0 bucks (except for the [words=http://www.mattersofsize.com/forum/showthread.php?44-Ace-Strapped-Jims-Joint]uncle jim[/words] bandage if you use that. which is like 5 dollars each package)
at this point. you will have experience in manual exercises. and you will have a basic understanding on what PE really is.

at this point do you wanna go any further?

some people got what they came for already.

if you want to continue after this. i will recommend the [words=http://www.mattersofsize.com/forum/showthread.php?64036-My-Best-Work-Ever-Penis-Enlargement-will-Be-Changed-Forever-gt-gt-Gain%20inches%20with%20SRT-Theory-and-Routine]SRT[/words] protocol. now tools will be necessary so
here i will introduce some tools:

hanging: it works but you need to know what your doing as it is intense.

Lenght master: the lamboghini of PE this tool will introduce you to manual exercises x2 power. however as a lamboghini you need to learn to control it. ohh and the lenghtmaster can be used as a hanger aswell!
[words=https://shop.mattersofsize.com/products/sizegenetics-penis-extender]extender[/words]: put your cock into it. and let it stretch the cock for several hours each day. kick ass tool! and in conjunction with the Lenght master you have a power combo. those 2 works like bread and butter together. pull out new penis. and make sure it stays there all day.
[words=http://www.phallosan.com/shop/catalog/default.php?z=eNortjIxtVKyL0pNszWxMFcrSSxKTy2JL0hMT7U1UisoykyxtbBQSy4tLsnPjS8uKcrMS7dVsgZcMMpbEbo%2C]phallosan[/words] [words=http://www.phallosan.com/shop/catalog/default.php?z=eNortjIxtVKyL0pNszWxMFcrSSxKTy2JL0hMT7U1UisoykyxtbBQSy4tLsnPjS8uKcrMS7dVsgZcMMpbEbo%2C]forte[/words]. is what apple would have made if they made PE tools. it looks like something from a doctors office. it can be worn all day with no pain.it is very descreet with some loose pants and it can be worn while you sleep. i think this is better than the [words=https://shop.mattersofsize.com/products/sizegenetics-penis-extender]extender[/words]. but i prefer to take the attachment from this and put on the body of the [words=https://shop.mattersofsize.com/products/sizegenetics-penis-extender]extender[/words] to get the best from both worlds.
[words=http://TLCTugger.com/MOS]vlc[/words] [words=http://TLCTugger.com/MOS]tugger[/words]: tool to make the [words=https://shop.mattersofsize.com/products/sizegenetics-penis-extender]extender[/words] more comfortable. i don't have it so i can't say how good it is.

now with girth.

we have the [words=https://officialhydromaxpump.com/?uid=6&oid=2&affid=98]bathmate[/words].

this little water pump can do some fucking amazing girth work. it will make your cock fat as fuck. i have stopped for period with the [words=https://officialhydromaxpump.com/?uid=6&oid=2&affid=98]bathmate[/words] as my girth was getting too big too fast (girth makes lenght harder to archive)

we also have [words=https://officialhydromaxpump.com/?uid=6&oid=2&affid=98]penomet[/words]. which is a great pump. however they used to be here on the forum helping with questions. even promised us a max power gaitor (which should be hulk green) but then they disappeared and now the support sucks. and they seem to become slaggy with orders etc. so just to avoid the frustration i wouldn't recommend it anymore. i have one and i use it. but i prefer the [words=https://officialhydromaxpump.com/?uid=6&oid=2&affid=98]bathmate[/words].

now key note here.

if you jump out and buy a shitload of tools straight away. your not donig yourself a favor.

you see. what you do with penis enlargement is to stretch out tissue.

every time you do this. your tissue becomes stronger. which makes further gains harder to archive,

so by going full retard with let's say [words=http://www.mattersofsize.com/forum/showthread.php?64036-My-Best-Work-Ever-Penis-Enlargement-will-Be-Changed-Forever-gt-gt-Gain%20inches%20with%20SRT-Theory-and-Routine]SRT[/words]. will actually not beneficial in the end for you.

yes you will have some gains. but they will stop and then you need to hang a truck on your cock to stretch the tissue. leading to injuries etc etc.

so less is more in the beginning.

and don't underestimate manual exercises! they are the foundation on any good workout. and i use them every workout to this day.
and they are an art to master in them self.

so. this is my beginners advise. and never be afraid to ask here. PE can be confusing as fuck and we will be more than happy to help newbies. this forum is dedicated to help eachother. and for us to help someone else grow is fucking epic.

this my friend is a brotherhood. and we are all huge packed (or we will be) :)
 
Aimingforthetop;638027 said:
if you check out my signature (which isn't updated yet it only says 6.8 inches erect lenght)

but basicly there is the blue stick. which was my starting size.
red is where im at right now yellow is my short term goal. and green is my final goal.

i got most of my size from redzulu's lenght workout. if you can't find it i have no doubt that the DLD beginner is just as good. but when i started i kicked it off with redzulu and he became my mentor.

so it is the obvious choice to use his workout then.

then after some time. i bought the [words=https://shop.mattersofsize.com/products/sizegenetics-penis-extender]extender[/words] which gave me a little more.

but i always went 110% tension in the [words=https://shop.mattersofsize.com/products/sizegenetics-penis-extender]extender[/words] the bars was pushed down so the spring didn't do anything anymore.

(i didn't research it probably) however that was when i went from 7 inches bpfl to 8 inches bpfl

then there was the [words=https://officialhydromaxpump.com/?uid=6&oid=2&affid=98]bm[/words], who came in. and it kicked ass on my girth gave me a huge spurt.

and now my 2 favorit tools are the [words=http://www.mattersofsize.com/forum/showthread.php?83577-Length-master-official-order-thread-now-shipping-06-16-2014!!!]LM[/words] and the [words=http://www.phallosan.com/shop/catalog/default.php?z=eNortjIxtVKyL0pNszWxMFcrSSxKTy2JL0hMT7U1UisoykyxtbBQSy4tLsnPjS8uKcrMS7dVsgZcMMpbEbo%2C]phallosan[/words] (well currently i can't use the [words=http://www.mattersofsize.com/forum/showthread.php?83577-Length-master-official-order-thread-now-shipping-06-16-2014!!!]LM[/words] due to my operation)

i have been very slow in gaining. because of lack of consistency.

which is a shame because when i do workout regularly i grow extremely fast.

but i joined here in 2009 and before that i had been doing PE and been on other forums (untill i found the right one)
so i am somewhat of a veteran. and i can feel from the exercises that my tissue is growing. it will come with experience. i bet you DLD can do the same. most exercises used these days invented by dld is probably not something that have made him grow. but he can feel the stretch on the tissue and if it feels right or wrong.

and i can do the same.

the biggest limiting factor for me through out the beginning. was that i didn't believe in PE.

i went completely nuts with doing research looking up doctors opinions. etc.

and i kept measuring myself.

then one day i looked at my old measurements and my new ones and realized i had fucking grown.now i was so much caught up in the mainstream way of thinking. that even though my girlfriend made comments. and that i could see the measurements i was convinced that i had been doing somethng wrong (measured the wrong way in the beginning)

so i cam to the conclusion that i should do as much pushing. cheating etc (ofc without photoshop but just with a ruler and angles) and then note down that measurement (this is what we call bone pressured flaccid lenght)

and i fucking grew again.

it still took me some time to realize.

today i can't say i don't believe. i have seen so many people in here growing their best friend. that it would be ridicilous to deny the facts.

but it is the reason why im always updating new measurements with pictures.

i want newbies to be able to see my gains and believe that they can do it aswell.

now ramos.

i know you're asking me what tools i used because you want to find the fastest way to make your gains.

and please listen to this:

too much info is not a good thing.

it is better to follow a decent routine 100%

than to follow a superior tailored routine 50%

so find a realistic routine that you know that you can handle. and follow it like it is gods gospels!

what i would do if i where you:

make a progress thread like this one.
and take some good measurements (if you don't do them probably the first time you can't go back and make them again after you have grown)
take dld's beginner routine.
and follow it. if you feel like it. you can also use [words=http://www.mattersofsize.com/forum/showthread.php?44-Ace-Strapped-Jims-Joint]uncle jim[/words]'s strapping technique. which will highly increase your results
now do this for 3 months. and update your thread with your workouts and problems etc. so we can help you.
after 3 months. measure (i have not seen anyone do the beginner workout 3 months and who has made a progress thread who didn't grow. it just doesn't fucking happen. those who don't grow is always those guys with 5 posts on the forum. who claims they have done it for 3 months with no results. and then we ask them their beginning measurement and then they reply: "whaaaa?") consistency is key!
so you grow for 3 months. and then you redo it over again.
at some point. the workout has done it's job. and you will have little to no results but you have already grown!
and it has cost you 0 bucks (except for the [words=http://www.mattersofsize.com/forum/showthread.php?44-Ace-Strapped-Jims-Joint]uncle jim[/words] bandage if you use that. which is like 5 dollars each package)
at this point. you will have experience in manual exercises. and you will have a basic understanding on what PE really is.

at this point do you wanna go any further?

some people got what they came for already.

if you want to continue after this. i will recommend the [words=http://www.mattersofsize.com/forum/showthread.php?64036-My-Best-Work-Ever-Penis-Enlargement-will-Be-Changed-Forever-gt-gt-Gain%20inches%20with%20SRT-Theory-and-Routine]SRT[/words] protocol. now tools will be necessary so
here i will introduce some tools:

hanging: it works but you need to know what your doing as it is intense.

Lenght master: the lamboghini of PE this tool will introduce you to manual exercises x2 power. however as a lamboghini you need to learn to control it. ohh and the lenghtmaster can be used as a hanger aswell!

[words=https://shop.mattersofsize.com/products/sizegenetics-penis-extender]extender[/words]: put your cock into it. and let it stretch the cock for several hours each day. kick ass tool! and in conjunction with the Lenght master you have a power combo. those 2 works like bread and butter together. pull out new penis. and make sure it stays there all day.

[words=http://www.phallosan.com/shop/catalog/default.php?z=eNortjIxtVKyL0pNszWxMFcrSSxKTy2JL0hMT7U1UisoykyxtbBQSy4tLsnPjS8uKcrMS7dVsgZcMMpbEbo%2C]phallosan[/words] [words=http://www.phallosan.com/shop/catalog/default.php?z=eNortjIxtVKyL0pNszWxMFcrSSxKTy2JL0hMT7U1UisoykyxtbBQSy4tLsnPjS8uKcrMS7dVsgZcMMpbEbo%2C]forte[/words]. is what apple would have made if they made PE tools. it looks like something from a doctors office. it can be worn all day with no pain.it is very descreet with some loose pants and it can be worn while you sleep. i think this is better than the [words=https://shop.mattersofsize.com/products/sizegenetics-penis-extender]extender[/words]. but i prefer to take the attachment from this and put on the body of the [words=https://shop.mattersofsize.com/products/sizegenetics-penis-extender]extender[/words] to get the best from both worlds.

[words=http://TLCTugger.com/MOS]vlc[/words] [words=http://TLCTugger.com/MOS]tugger[/words]: tool to make the [words=https://shop.mattersofsize.com/products/sizegenetics-penis-extender]extender[/words] more comfortable. i don't have it so i can't say how good it is.

now with girth.

we have the [words=https://officialhydromaxpump.com/?uid=6&oid=2&affid=98]bathmate[/words].

this little water pump can do some fucking amazing girth work. it will make your cock fat as fuck. i have stopped for period with the [words=https://officialhydromaxpump.com/?uid=6&oid=2&affid=98]bathmate[/words] as my girth was getting too big too fast (girth makes lenght harder to archive)

we also have [words=https://officialhydromaxpump.com/?uid=6&oid=2&affid=98]penomet[/words]. which is a great pump. however they used to be here on the forum helping with questions. even promised us a max power gaitor (which should be hulk green) but then they disappeared and now the support sucks. and they seem to become slaggy with orders etc. so just to avoid the frustration i wouldn't recommend it anymore. i have one and i use it. but i prefer the [words=https://officialhydromaxpump.com/?uid=6&oid=2&affid=98]bathmate[/words].

now key note here.

if you jump out and buy a shitload of tools straight away. your not donig yourself a favor.

you see. what you do with penis enlargement is to stretch out tissue.

every time you do this. your tissue becomes stronger. which makes further gains harder to archive,

so by going full retard with let's say [words=http://www.mattersofsize.com/forum/showthread.php?64036-My-Best-Work-Ever-Penis-Enlargement-will-Be-Changed-Forever-gt-gt-Gain%20inches%20with%20SRT-Theory-and-Routine]SRT[/words]. will actually not beneficial in the end for you.

yes you will have some gains. but they will stop and then you need to hang a truck on your cock to stretch the tissue. leading to injuries etc etc.

so less is more in the beginning.

and don't underestimate manual exercises! they are the foundation on any good workout. and i use them every workout to this day.
and they are an art to master in them self.

so. this is my beginners advise. and never be afraid to ask here. PE can be confusing as fuck and we will be more than happy to help newbies. this forum is dedicated to help eachother. and for us to help someone else grow is fucking epic.

this my friend is a brotherhood. and we are all huge packed (or we will be) :)

Oh thanks great advice man
 
Aimingforthetop;637916 said:
im like a zombie. i might move slow and i might have wounds all over.

but... im still moving :)
sure in terms of attitude.
But remember you're not really a zombie.

You're not really a zombie, right?

I mean zombies with 8" erections... that's not what we want...
 
owmaballs;638044 said:
sure in terms of attitude.
But remember you're not really a zombie.

You're not really a zombie, right?

I mean zombies with 8" erections... that's not what we want...

"Braaaaaiinns!! Must eat braaaaaaaains! I mean pussy! Diffently pussy must eat pussy!"

You know what they say. "Once you go zombie. You never go.... Something?"
 
Aimingforthetop;638046 said:
"Braaaaaiinns!! Must eat braaaaaaaains! I mean pussy! Diffently pussy must eat pussy!"

You know what they say. "Once you go zombie. You never go.... Something?"

Abercrombie
 
so yesterday i got a visit from a girl i used to hang out with as a teen.

she always used alot of time indicating that we where just friends. and that we could never be anything more than that. especially infront of other people (nothing makes you feel better about yourself than a girl stating that you're not seen as a worthy as a partner in front of other people) but somehow i think alot of people have been in an equal situation.

anyways. years have passed and she came to visit me.

we hang out. and she kept commenting on me being somewhat of an asshole. and i kept assuring her that even though it might just seem like that. i diffently was an asshole.
(i always joke about these things. and start doing asshole stuff as a joke. i don't know it works for me)
she keeps telling me that i used to be alot nicer.
we are watching a movie. and a guy is being overly polite towards a girl in the movie. and she states: look it's the small things that counts. i bet her 10 bucks that the nice guy is not getting the girl in the end (i was right)
anyways it's movie night so we lay down in my bed. and i just let her be. and she starts to run her hand up under my t shirt. i just ignore it.

she moves back and forward a few times and does these things. still i just watch the damn movie. eventually i reach over her to get the remote. and she leans in as expecting me to kiss her.

i look her in the eyes. grab her chin and smack her across the face (just kidding. but wouldn't that be a plot twist! "the lannisters pay their regards!")

so anyway. i grab her chin and i kiss her. not giving her an opportunity to move her head.

she kisses back. i do my usual stuff. and she get horny and half naked.

she pushes me off she wants a break..

start blablering about we are friends shouldn't be doing this. what will happen after. etc.

translated: she wants to fuck. she doesn't want the responsibility for wanting to fuck.

i calm her down. telling her that sex isn't ruining friendship. sex is like coco with vanilla ice.

she does the kissing and dry humping again, and stops needs a break.

i wait a little i go in for the kiss. and makes her horny again. and then i stop it.

i tell her i can't continue as im not sure i can stop then. (this comment works like magic for me)

she literally takes of her pants. only wearing a G-string.

i continue to watch the movie. wait some time. take of my pants. and im going in for the kiss.

i start to rub her down. touching her all over the place. when my hand gets to her pussy it is soaking wet.

we fucked. and we fucked like 6 times this night. my hips are killing me.

when we woke up. she confessed that she never had a crush on me. but always wondered how it would be to be with me back then.

and im the second guy to ever make her orgasm.

(first guy to whip her :) )

when i drove her home she told me that she could still feel me inside of her.

i said: "damn that is some overly attached girlfriend stuff!"

she told me that it was because i had made her sore from all the fucking.

i told her to stop me if i was hurting her. and she replied: "i kind of like it you're really thick and it felt awesome when you went all the way in even though it hurts like hell."

so.

i tryed out my 7 inch cock on a chick now. and it works just fine.

but no doubt it was the girth that kicked ass. just by being 1/3 inside her she started to squel.

i couldn't fuck her properly due to my wound (i could fuck but i just couldn't ram her)

next time im gonna do a combo of [words=http://www.mattersofsize.com/forum/penis-enlargement-forum/12539-slow-squash-jelq-nothing-give-me-better-expansion.html]ssj[/words] [words=https://officialhydromaxpump.com/?uid=6&oid=2&affid=98]bathmate[/words] and clamping. and spread that pussy open.

it did take me away from my routine. but that girl sure as hell knows how to fuck.

and she could handle a pounding.

so im good :)

ohh and she insisted on the fact that we should fuck again. and just be friends.
 
Great share.

Textbook.
Easier typed than done, but for those that don't get it, an opportunity to get how it can be done.

How would you rate your exploits next to Mr Pook's? : )

This bit worked and was lolsome for me...
Aimingforthetop;638236 said:
she starts to run her hand up under my t shirt. i just ignore it.
she moves back and forward a few times and does these things. still i just watch the damn movie.
eventually i reach over her to get the remote. and she leans in as expecting me to kiss her.

i look her in the eyes. grab her chin

and smack her across the face

(just kidding. but wouldn't that be a plot twist!? "the Lannisters pay their regards!")
xD

[note to children & the sensitive: we laugh at the absurd, blatantly incorrect & incongruous actions, thus unexpected too, stated as part of the telling of the story.

We are not laughing at the idea of causing harm to someone or an abuse of strength / size or trust. This is not about prideful sociopathic sadism. We are laughing

at the idea that you would even consider to do that, in that exchange between two people. Not laughing at the literal actions of doing that to someone.

Shame that it is necessary to clear such things up, but the world is full of perceptions of every degree and extreme.]
 
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owmaballs;638240 said:
Great share.

Textbook.
Easier typed than done, but for those that don't get it, an opportunity to get how it can be done.

How would you rate your exploits next to Mr Pook's? : )

This bit worked and was lolsome for me...
xD

[note to children & the sensitive: we laugh at the absurd, blatantly incorrect & incongruous actions, thus unexpected too, stated as part of the telling of the story.

We are not laughing at the idea of causing harm to someone or an abuse of strength / size or trust. This is not about prideful sociopathic sadism. We are laughing

at the idea that you would even consider to do that, in that exchange between two people. Not laughing at the literal actions of doing that to someone.

Shame that it is necessary to clear such things up, but the world is full of perceptions of every degree and extreme.][/QU

Well we as humans we those toughts every now n then its not funny at all when we do realize the seriousness of things,but i have to admit it sometimes is fecking funny...
 
comparing my self to anyone is not a trait that i use. as i simply do not see it as being beneficial.

i am not a pick up artist as i do not like the concept. it makes it sound like a magician who can hypnotize women into doing things they normally wouldn't do (which was pretty much mysterys marketing aswell)

however i do believe that we live in a society where men is not being taught how to be a man anymore.

now a days the emotions etc is the highest priority. in raising kids.

in the olden days the survival of the kid (and the family) was the highest priority. that involved hard work. and manning up to tasks that wasn't always fun.

so you where taught how to be a man. as it was the only way to survive.

now we are raised to become androgen all of us.

i mean if you where really really drunk and went into a room. and you knew either miley cyrus or justin bieber was sitting there. you couldn't fucking see the difference! Has anyone ever seen Miley Cyrus and Justin Bieber in the same room? – Us Vs Th3m and both are seen as some sort of sex symbol for the youngsters.

so my conquest was never with women.

my conquest was with myself. finding my self and my role in society. taking action and responsibility.

as i did this. people kept screaming the problems of being male (being friend zoned, people didn't show respect to their emotions, they weren't able to negotiate with their boss, they where afraid of getting dirty, they are 100% incapable of defending their girlfriends. they where pussy whipped. and their girlfriend cheated on them. etc etc)

and the more i listened to them. the more i realized it was something that was not part of my life anymore.

i had moved beyond that.

and im starting to get how it is. im getting why women likes me i didn't do that in the beginning. im representing the male. in ways that has been forgotten. to most people

im simply trying to make other people follow the example.

taking charge. becoming who you're supposed to be.

and even though i have never met pooks. pooks can be an advanced monkey in a lab with a keyboard. for all i know.

i respect him for his knowledge has put me on the path of evolving/changing who i am. so he is a mentor. and you never discredit a mentor who helped you!

and pooks never made a thing out of telling how many women he was with. neither have i (stopped counting a long time ago)
but i am sure that we could have some nice philosophical talks if i ever met him.

so if im as good? i have no freaking idea. and i do not care

owmaballs;638240 said:
Great share.

Textbook.
Easier typed than done, but for those that don't get it, an opportunity to get how it can be done.

How would you rate your exploits next to Mr Pook's? : )

This bit worked and was lolsome for me...
xD

[note to children & the sensitive: we laugh at the absurd, blatantly incorrect & incongruous actions, thus unexpected too, stated as part of the telling of the story.

We are not laughing at the idea of causing harm to someone or an abuse of strength / size or trust. This is not about prideful sociopathic sadism. We are laughing

at the idea that you would even consider to do that, in that exchange between two people. Not laughing at the literal actions of doing that to someone.

Shame that it is necessary to clear such things up, but the world is full of perceptions of every degree and extreme.]

and thank you for the claimer for the sensitive viewers.:)
 
training was worse than shit today.

i do not know if it was too much shitty food. or too much sex or what it was. but now im considering celibasy and a stricth diet.

i fucking love working out :(
 
why? that sex story you wrote was damn good man,maybe eating healthier,drinking water can help you out, but the girls seems that you are a ladies man,just take things easier:)
 
Sex is good. But currently im in love with working out. To go in depth on my body and what it can do.

You have to understand that sex is like money. For people who don't have it. They will do just about anything for it. However people with abbundence of it. It is just a part of life. And other things starts to become more valuable.

Like a healthy body. Good friends. And adventures.

When your hungry all you think about is food.

But after you ate at a buffet. You don't think about it anymore.

Sex is the same.

This has both good and bad parts.

It takes away the "power of the pussy"

It also removes the unattainable feeling of women.

And it removes some of the illusions around women aswell.

People keep paddng them like these small innocent creatures. And women love being treated as madonna. By her willing servant.

But it is still a man she wants to fuck her

The good thing about this is that i can focus on other things in my life. And i appreciate things alot more as pussy doesn't get in the way anymore.

It is just something that happens out of habbit.
 
shortdick;638286 said:
well yeah once you get it the need of that fades away...
the need will always be there, it's just not the same urge as normal. some guys will literally do everything for sex.
i think this is a shame as so many other things are more important.

how many times have you heard about guys stealing a girl from their friends?

i mean a friendship for me is worth endless more than some pussy. (even good pussy)

why risk something so valueable?

but again. if your hungry enough and your friend has food you will take it.

most men are sexstarved creatures.

when you move beyond that you can start to act normal.

i don't think im special. i think it is societies way of making sex something of a value.

women have made intercouse somewhat of a payment now.

even in relationships women have sex when the man behaves.

not because of lust not because of love.

but because he painted the new balcony: "good boy!"

and as i move beyond that. people tell me that im weird.

funny enough when women find out that they can't use sex as a tool against me. they start to do it out of lust and passion.

so for me. im the one who is doing it right. the rest of the world got it all wrong.




my cock hard a rough treatment from the sex. the wound opened up a bit.

it needs some time to recover. i do what i can to speed up the process
 
Aimingforthetop;638279 said:
Sex is good. But currently im in love with working out. To go in depth on my body and what it can do.

You have to understand that sex is like money. For people who don't have it. They will do just about anything for it. However people with abbundence of it. It is just a part of life. And other things starts to become more valuable.

Like a healthy body. Good friends. And adventures.

When your hungry all you think about is food.

But after you ate at a buffet. You don't think about it anymore.

Sex is the same.

This has both good and bad parts.

It takes away the "power of the pussy"

It also removes the unattainable feeling of women.

And it removes some of the illusions around women aswell.

People keep paddng them like these small innocent creatures. And women love being treated as madonna. By her willing servant.

But it is still a man she wants to fuck her

The good thing about this is that i can focus on other things in my life. And i appreciate things alot more as pussy doesn't get in the way anymore.

It is just something that happens out of habbit.

Very smart post!
 
but because he painted the new balcony: "good boy!"

yeah most women nowadays have learned that part and they use it as a tool to get what they want,sometimes even a married woman,well thats what they know,and yeah once you let them know that they just cant use you, they can choose to go or to stay....
 
taking time of. letting the wound heal (sex with a broken penis isn't worth it!)

just trying to do normal real life stuff to keep my head high and my hands off my dick :)
 
Aimingforthetop;638497 said:
just trying to do normal real life stuff to keep my head high and my hands off my dick :)

That is a challenge:)
 
Aimingforthetop;638497 said:
taking time of. letting the wound heal (sex with a broken penis isn't worth it!)

just trying to do normal real life stuff to keep my head high and my hands off my dick :)

That's a good goal, I know with how sexy I am... it's hard to keep my hands off myself ;)... j/k j/k...
 
shortdick;638770 said:
besides having an 8 incher to play whit things dont get boring lol

I prefer to let my wife play with it, things definitely don't get boring that way.
 
JakeM82;638849 said:
I prefer to let my wife play with it, things definitely don't get boring that way.

I can't wait to have a girl play with my cock:)
 
doublelongdaddy;638850 said:
I can't wait to have a girl play with my cock:)

Just so we agree!

I do not want to hear about a house disturbance call involving a penis enlargement guru. A dickslap and a girl with a broken nose!

You best behave bro!
 
Aimingforthetop;638878 said:
Just so we agree!

I do not want to hear about a house disturbance call involving a penis enlargement guru. A dickslap and a girl with a broken nose!

You best behave bro!

Hahahaha, this made me literally lol. I could hear that police call coming in over the radio now... haha.
 
So a little update. Been away for some training courses. Stayed at an old friend of mines place (who happens to be a chick)

She was always jolly happy and adventurous. Not afraid of admitting she enjoyed sex etc.

Now she was dull shy and npt feeling good about herself.

After some wine she told about her boyfriend she was with for 3 years. Who neglected her and threated her like shit.

I just wanted to cheer her up so alot of talking and hugs.

She told me that she was afraid of people seeing her naked. That she despised how she looked etc.

Eventually i decided to go for it.

And did some of my old charming on her.

So i fucked her.

In the beginning i needed to tell her hoe beautiful she was etc etc.

And she was nervous and all that.

I managed to let her get an orgasm.

I stayed there for 3 days.

On the last day she was squirting laughing and screaming her heart out :fuck me! Fuck my pussy!

She did also come up with an: "omg that cock!"

When i left today she kissed me looked into my eyes and told me: thank you for all you did for me!"


My cock literally healed her self issues!!!

She didn't try to stay together or anything.

Now if that is not an ego boost. I don't know what is!

Currently living on the high :)

Wound is healing more layers right now.

Takes way too much time
 
wow what an amazing adventure you just had man,wish i had those kind of adventures in my life¡¡Specially now that im getting more confident,anyway keep on sharing your stories they are damn good and quite motivating¡¡
 
Well good comes with the bad. A girl i have had a crush on turned me down a couple of days ago. It is rare that i get a "crush" on someone so it stings like hell.

She liked me. Had a thing for me. But apparently im not stable enough. I have a thing with forgetting time and working days in a row on projects and apparently im too much caught up in my own world.

Sucks hurts like shit. But hey.

Life goes on.
 
There are so many girls out there but yeah i have been living in my own world too and thats not a good thing,but i have to look for some lady to spend the nights whit and maybe some days too lol.how is the thing for the danish ladies definitely they are beautiful IMO Lucky guy you are Bro:)
 
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This one was a petite girl who just graduated med school. Had a tight ass body. She had a smile that can bright up a room. She was working at a high class restaurant so she knew how to behave and act (love a girl who can walk right in high heels etc)

So ye. This one was a catch that got away.

But then again. The girl before that was a sexologist and entrepreneur.

Girl before thst was a ceo for a hair product conpany.

Girl before that was an engineer.

In general i tend to pick up girls with brains (i figure i like to fuck their brains out :) )

No really the thing is.

If i pick up a 20 yo girl and bring her to a restaurant and i order for her (because i bring her to the restaurant with the best steal she aint ordering no god damn soup) she will flip. Start talking about equality chauvanism etc.

However take out a women with a high society position. She will love it. Responsibility is taken away she will feel treated as a women and all she needs to worry about is how she can satisfy you at the end of the evening.

You see for a woman with status. Being treated as a women is a threat.

For a woman with no status being threated as a women is oppression.

But this one is gonna burn for some time. I intend to burry my head in some strange pussy to make it all go away
 
Aimingforthetop;639617 said:
This one was a petite girl who just graduated med school. Had a tight ass body. She had a smile that can bright up a room. She was working at a high class restaurant so she knew how to behave and act (love a girl who can walk right in high heels etc)

So ye. This one was a catch that got away.

But then again. The girl before that was a sexologist and entrepreneur.

Girl before thst was a ceo for a hair product conpany.

Girl before that was an engineer.

In general i tend to pick up girls with brains (i figure i like to fuck their brains out :) )

No really the thing is.

If i pick up a 20 yo girl and bring her to a restaurant and i order for her (because i bring her to the restaurant with the best steal she aint ordering no god damn soup) she will flip. Start talking about equality chauvanism etc.

However take out a women with a high society position. She will love it. Responsibility is taken away she will feel treated as a women and all she needs to worry about is how she can satisfy you at the end of the evening.

You see for a woman with status. Being treated as a women is a threat.

For a woman with no status being threated as a women is oppression.

But this one is gonna burn for some time. I intend to burry my head in some strange pussy to make it all go away

I would say you are doing great just because you got a 20 year old:)
 
Definitely you have had this wide variety of women and thats a privilege,Definitely the kind of guy to look up to lol and be like you see that guy there he is my mentor teacher and friend haha that would be great ...you are in the pro ranks Bro..
 
and thank you for all the kind words.

but ye i guess im good at these things. i did a lot of gaming in my start 20's and now it just seems like whenever i meet a girl it is assumed that we should fuck. but in the old days i had to convince them to fuck now i have to convince them not to.

the bad thing is that im running out of girl friends (just friends)

because either they try to pull some bullshit on me to show they are in charge (why do girls always do shit like this?)

or i accidentally end up fucking them. so that is becoming a problem.

my trick of the trade is that i can stand in the most awkward situation without it affecting me.

i always have a big grin. and just by keeping eye contact and smiling.well you're a long way

and i admit to my sexuality. (always here about guys thinking it is awkward to get a boner. while dancing with a girl, well i don't)

fun thing is as you admit it is just a part of who you are. girls start having sex with you. just for the sex.

it is sorta fun like that.

but always admit your sexuality. (just don't become creepy about it)

practice relaxing in every situation. (if some one pisses you off or make you lose your cool you have lost)
always smile and be happy. don't try and become part of the party. know that you are the party.
and don't be afraid of rejection. embrace it! the more rejected you will get the more used to it you will get.

we want you to be able to be rejected without it hurting you.

this is also important in the buisness world. because the first company you show your idea to might reject you aswell. we need you to be up on the horse and away straight away.

rejection and failure is what shapes you as a man. so go get alot of those!
 
Wound has healed now and has been for a couple of days. So im starting slowly with the stretching now. Mostly using PF and manual stretches.

I will slowly go back into pe'ing again. Avoiding to open up the wound.

So it begins
 
Actually im a reject in many things,n i got used to it,now i see that i have to change otherwise im gonna screw my life up way worst.Hope i start to fix things up i cant live in the situation im now, for the rest of my life..
 
And that is a valuable lesson right there. Not only have you build a healthy amount of self critizism. You now know that something should be done about it (bad self critizism is bashing your self down without a reason good self critizism is realizing that treathing your frienss like shit. Might not be the best idea)

And now you have the possibility to do something about it.

And this goes for women aswell. When you have walked up to a women 100 times being really sweet. You are gonna realize that doesnt work.

Now try and fibd yourself in a super happy mood (you know like when you and your friends are drunk and laughing over every silly thing. And people are laughing so much that the have to bend over and try to catch their breath)

Now walk up to a girl. And just go: "heeeey" keep eye contact and the smile. And laugh a little and be relaxed in the situation (this is what takes time to learn)

I have picked up chicks at clubs with so loud music that conversation wasn't possible.

But she kept trying to talk to me. So i just started to give her the recipe for a french dip. She just smiled and knotted. She didn't hear shit. But she felt attraction because i seemed relaxed and had a good vibe going

When it comes to getting laid body language is everything. You have to learn to get high on girls rejecting you. So it becomes a sport for you. (Like sport fishing)
 
Aimingforthetop;639849 said:
And that is a valuable lesson right there. Not only have you build a healthy amount of self critizism. You now know that something should be done about it (bad self critizism is bashing your self down without a reason good self critizism is realizing that treathing your frienss like shit. Might not be the best idea)

And now you have the possibility to do something about it.

And this goes for women aswell. When you have walked up to a women 100 times being really sweet. You are gonna realize that doesnt work.

Now try and fibd yourself in a super happy mood (you know like when you and your friends are drunk and laughing over every silly thing. And people are laughing so much that the have to bend over and try to catch their breath)

Now walk up to a girl. And just go: "heeeey" keep eye contact and the smile. And laugh a little and be relaxed in the situation (this is what takes time to learn)

I have picked up chicks at clubs with so loud music that conversation wasn't possible.

But she kept trying to talk to me. So i just started to give her the recipe for a french dip. She just smiled and knotted. She didn't hear shit. But she felt attraction because i seemed relaxed and had a good vibe going

When it comes to getting laid body language is everything. You have to learn to get high on girls rejecting you. So it becomes a sport for you. (Like sport fishing)


SO true especially the being sweet thing, you need to be mean every now and again to keep the women on point.
 
doublelongdaddy;639916 said:
SO true especially the being sweet thing, you need to be mean every now and again to keep the women on point.

Nothing like a good right cross to keep them mesmerized :)

(Feminist note. If you're a feminist and find this offending. Don't worry. We are just joking)
 
Aimingforthetop;640018 said:
Nothing like a good right cross to keep them mesmerized :)

(Feminist note. If you're a feminist and find this offending. Don't worry. We are just joking)

Ugh, feminists. Anyways... I agree with this, it doesn't necessarily have to be "mean". All you have to do is have other priorities that aren't her. At least every other week, when SHE wants to do something with you NOT when you planned it (because that's an asshole move), have other plans that are more important and don't be willing to change them at all. Don't be affected if she tries to manipulate you, lay on the charm or even use sex so that you will cancel your plans and go with her.

Example: Girl calls and asks if you want to do something tonight, you say "Sorry "insert pet name", I have plans with my friends tonight. We are going to "insert plans", BUUUUTTTT, we can hang you tomorrow. She tries to convince you to go with her instead, you say "Sorry, I already made these plans and these are my friends." She asks to come along, you say "Sorry, but this is a guy thing."

You don't have to be mean, you just have to regularly ensure she knows she is not the only priority in your life. That will keep them on their toes.
 
Everything you say is true. But in our society it sounds harsch. Due to people being raised to believe women should be worshipped and never challenged.

Have you ever had that socially awkward kid who kept following you around at school. And when he first caught you. You couldn't get rid of him again? And even though you felt bad for him you intentionally tryed to avoid him?

How is that not what a woman must feel with 99% of guys?

They chase them around acting weird trying to give them compliments clearly taken from books. Will drop everything they have to be at their aid. Buy them gifts. Etc etc. Basicly a mans entire universe evolves around a women.

If i was that women i would be fucking insane aswell.

And no wonder why men with their own ambitions can make women soft knee and drowling. She has been chased around by these androgenic monkeys and suddenly she meets someone who seems in control. Who is happy and has good values he shows respect but he doesn't act all weird and creepy around her. And imagine the strenght that shows. (Women want a man who is strong. Not physically but emotionally) she can't bend him like the other wimps.

To tell you the truth i pity the normal nice guy. But i appreciate him making my life sooooo much easier aswell
 
Aimingforthetop;640163 said:
To tell you the truth i pity the normal nice guy. But i appreciate him making my life sooooo much easier aswell

Haha, so true. Bro, even after 12 years of marriage this truth still holds, my wife wants me to have my own life too. She doesn't want a wussy husband who can't make a decision and who is dependent on her for everything he does. Put on the pants in the house too, she might resist you at first but in the end she will thank you for it.
 
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