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Nov 25, 2003
kingsnake;560508 said:
Hey crazyed27. I got one of those too. Been using the elliptical thick wall for over 4 months now. Definitely a good product. A lot better then my old Kaplan pump.
Yeah dude these are addictive....anyway what are your experiences with these pumps? I know my limp stays longer and thicker compared to the Kaplan.


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Nov 13, 2014
DieselHead;711327 said:
Crazyed how much permanent girth have you gained from puming an how long did it take
the guy hasnt responded in a while but we'll see if he replies


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Apr 26, 2019
Crazyeds Pump Guide

Being a pumper myself, I would like give everyone who is here or will be here, that is interested in pumping to have the basics of pumping laid out for them. Pumping is a large part of my routine, and has been for close to a year now.

The things you will need for pumping

  1. At least a decent pump, to be safe you will need a pump with a gauge, IMO this is a must.
  2. You will need lube, lube creates an airtight seal, use the lube of your choice.
  3. A big shower towel and a small hand towel. Use the big towel to put on your chair, and the small towel for lube clean up reasons during the sessions.
  4. And of course a stiff dick.
Purchasing a pump, where to begin? Get a pump with a gauge(you must know how much pressure you are putting on your penis), and one that seems well built. (LA Pumps, Kaplens) Just some examples.

What size of tube will you need? Get one that is snug enough not to suck your balls into the tube, but allows you room for growth. The table below tells us the exactly how thick you can get in each size tube.

So for example if you are 6" in erect girth you would be fine to go with the 2.25" tube, because you will expand in the tube and most likely get beyond 6.25" of pumped up girth. But if you are 5.5" of girth stick with the 2" tube, the 2.25" will be too big and you will have problems getting a seal and your balls will get sucked up into the tube.

1.5in Tube size 4.75in Girth
1.75in Tube size 5.5in Girth
2in Tube size 6.25in Girth
2.25in Tube size 7in Girth
2.5in Tube size 7.75in Girth
2.75in Tube size 8in Girth

Personally I have 3 sizes of tubes. I have a 2in, 2.25in, and a 2.5in tube. The first tube I bought was the 2.5in tube. It was way too big. Then I bought a 2in, and a 2.25in at the same time. I have not used the 2.5in tube for a long time now.

I like to start off in the 2in tube for the first set, and pack the tube fully. Then any other set is done in the 2.25in. For those of you who can afford this, I would recommend that you get 2 sizes. One tube you can pack fully after a couple of sets. And one that you need to grow into. Now this is not a must, though I feel that taking a 2 tube approach aids in post workout size.

Now that you know what size of tube you need it is time to preach safety! Yes it is true that pumping can be dangerous. However it is also true that pumping can have dramatic positive effects on your erection strength and size.

Two things that can ruin your sex life with pumping is too much pressure, and too long of time in the pump without the replenishment of fresh blood.

To avoid any erection problems never go above 10hg and do not exceed 20mins in the pump non stop with out a break. Now 10hg is a high dangerous pressure especially for newbies, and for a lot of vets. Newbies don’t go above 5hg in the beginning. Vets if you must go to 10hg I would recommend that you do it no longer than a set of 5mins.

If you pump at too high of a pressure, or over do it on your timing you can or will get a massive amount of blood spots, blisters, a nasty looking donut, or even worse a ruptured blood vein that causes erection problems. Avoid the donut as much as possible, leave that up to the extreme pumpers O.K.
Low comfortable pressures, and limit continuous long duration's in the pump. Remember this and you should never have a problem

Now it is time to pump . Get your pump ready for use. Put some lube at the inside base of the tube, this will enable an airtight seal in a pump that fits your size. Next get semi erect or fully erect, lube up your glans and shaft with a thin layer of lube , but not your scrotum. Insert your dick in the tube, gently press the tube against your pubic bone, and be sure as much of your scrotum skin is pulled away from the pump as possible. Then carefully pump your way to your desired pressure. You don’t want your testicles to get sucked up into the pump .

New guys to pumping should take it slow at first, until the penis gets accustomed to the pressure the pump puts on the penis. For the first week pump every other day for 10mins at 3hg. This will condition the dick for future pumping sessions. The second week you can go ahead and beef it up some (pun intended) Go every other day 2 sets at 10mins at 3 hg. Week 3 now you’re basically ready to go to a full 3 set workout at 3hg every other day. Week 4 do the same as week three but raise the pressure to 5hg. After week 4 you should be conditioned to do pretty much what you want with it as long as you remain conscience of your penis’s stress handling abilities.

While you are inside the tube you will want to remain erect, porn is a great way to do this. Also you will want to do kegals and you will want to milk the tube up and down slightly. Milking for me is the most efficient way for me to remain erect in the pump . Milking the tube is basically griping the tube and trying to pull it away from the base of your penis, only shift the tube about a ½ to 1 inch up the shaft. As you will notice that milking the tube causes the pressure to increase and then go back to where you had a steady even pressure. So don’t pull up to high or hard, two things could happen, your pressure will go up really high, or you will lose your airtight seal.

Between sets you will want to either do your choice of manual exercises, or edge. This will ensure that fresh blood is supplied to the penis every 10 to 15mins or so. IMO this is very important if you would like a pump to assist in the growth of your penis. You will notice that after a pump session that you will hang thicker and fuller throughout the day. You will after time notice that your flaccid hang is always feeling heavier, looking longer and feeling thicker. The same goes with edging between sets. You will feel the difference in your erection.

So to sum it all up a productive workout should involve the following.

  1. Safety
  2. The correct size tube, and tubes.
  3. Being erect as possible for the duration of the workout.
  4. Proper execution
  5. A fresh supply of blood going to the penis every 10 to 15mins.
Looks like that is it! If I left anything out let me know!

This is excellent, but do you have any tips for uncut penises in regards to pumping ?


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Feb 13, 2012
This is excellent, but do you have any tips for uncut penises in regards to pumping?
@crazyed27 hasn't been around for a moment.

Anyway, I'm uncut and pumping isn't brain surgery. ;) Just roll your foreskin down, if possible use a sleeve to keep the skin from getting fluid retention . I would think doughnut head happens to uncut guys more than guys who have been cut, but I don't have solid numbers about that.

I really think the guide explains a lot. There isn't a big difference for cut or uncut penises when it comes to pumping . One can follow pretty much the same protocols. I've noticed less of fluid build up when using the sleeves and also when doing the 5x5x3 routine.