MassiveVageMan's Massive Journey to Massiveness (Or just adequacy.)

New Rule: Stretch and jelq randomly throughout the day.

New Rule: Penis Enlargement without a warm-up is better than no Penis Enlargement at all.

New Rule: Fluid build-up may be beneficial so long as erections are still possible.

I can last much longer in the [words=https://officialhydromaxpump.com/?uid=6&oid=2&affid=98 ]Bathmate[/words], ~20 minutes, without fluid build-up like I used to.
 
MassiveVageMan;382688 said:
New Rule: Stretch and jelq randomly throughout the day.

New Rule: Penis Enlargement without a warm-up is better than no Penis Enlargement at all.

New Rule: Fluid build-up may be beneficial so long as erections are still possible.
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rofl I fell like a I'm watching "Real Time with Bill Maher"
 
eq is shit right now without cock ring and/or clamp, but at full eq, i suspect i have gained 1/8 of an inch. Occasionally i measured 5.20. i have been laxing on the water pumpking as of late, but still jelq and stretch randomly throughout the day and clamping for quite long periods of time. Isolated Compression Squeezes are lovely, bends, and horsed bends. [words=https://officialhydromaxpump.com/?uid=6&oid=2&affid=98 ]Bathmate[/words] stretching is amazing. i shit you not. i fear i may be too weak to even fuck tonight. i must always be ready.

marijuana is amazing for my blood pressure and my erections. longer flaccid hang. euphoria.

must water pump more. i can handle 15 minutes now. went 20 once without fluid buildup. manuals before pumping matters;.

i was at waffle house 4 in the morning. this cute 20 year old waffle house cook i believe was flirting with me. i was smiling a lot. i was drunk and high. hard to not smile LOLS. CRAPBAG. maybe she was just bored. so do i go for a what time do you get off or a here's my phone number. leave me a voicemail. if she offers her number instead, take it LOLS. i hope she smokes pot. seems like it. penises.
 
MassiveVageMan;382795 said:
i was at waffle house 4 in the morning. this cute 20 year old waffle house cook i believe was flirting with me. i was smiling a lot. i was drunk and high. hard to not smile LOLS. CRAPBAG. maybe she was just bored. so do i go for a what time do you get off or a here's my phone number. leave me a voicemail. if she offers her number instead, take it LOLS. i hope she smokes pot. seems like it. penises.
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Yup with me bitches have to have three qualities

Loyalty
Fat Ass
Weed Smoker
 
just finished a [words=https://officialhydromaxpump.com/?uid=6&oid=2&affid=98 ]Bathmate[/words] session. Oh my stars, when I emptied it out, red fucking water. It was blood. I was bleeding and pumped for 17 fucking minutes like that. I wonder if I was pumping all of the blood out of my dick. Well turns out I shaved down there with a cheap shitty ten dollar electric shaver and accidentally nicked myself on my foreskin. I'm completely fine.

Surprisingly did not get fluid build-up, even after 15-17 minutes. Tell you the truth, I was going for fluid build up. I just enjoy that massive plump so much.
 
MassiveVageMan;383039 said:
just finished a [words=https://officialhydromaxpump.com/?uid=6&oid=2&affid=98 ]Bathmate[/words] session. Oh my stars, when I emptied it out, red fucking water. It was blood. I was bleeding and pumped for 17 fucking minutes like that. I wonder if I was pumping all of the blood out of my dick. Well turns out I shaved down there with a cheap shitty ten dollar electric shaver and accidentally nicked myself on my foreskin. I'm completely fine.

Surprisingly did not get fluid build-up, even after 15-17 minutes. Tell you the truth, I was going for fluid build up. I just enjoy that massive plump so much.
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Scare alert! You must have freaked:)
 
doublelongdaddy;383042 said:
Scare alert! You must have freaked:)
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pretty sure I was high so I didn't freak. To be honest it excited me. like fucking a girl on the rag. OH NO I JUST DIDNT OH YES I JUST DID no im kidding seriously unrecommended it's horrifying.
 
Went another 20 minute round right after the blood scare. Clamped. Dude, for the first time I hit 5.75 clamped and sure its fluid buildup but I fight that theory and believe that expansion is expansion and expansion. is. king. so the cause of the expansion is fluid well fluid in a sense is no different than blood.

I was really hoping for a good amount of fluid-buildup with a nice donut and everything. Flip my foreskin right over and the damn thing is beautiful. Felt rather small the last few massages I've had, also it was cold, and I swear the girls think about it. I was still plumper as fuck but more last time and it was longer lasting.

I woke up this morning with a glorious erection as I usually do, and half-asleep-dreaming-awake, I started fucking my blanket like it was my buddy's girlfriend. Look it, I only get turned on by things that may be possible in my life. Some get turned on by fantasies and cartoons. But they are a terrible couple and there was a perfect postsecret last week that went something like this:

[postcard]

"I don't love my boyfriend anymore but if I break up with him I'll have to find a new place to live and quit the job that I love to find one that pays more.

So for now I'm staying."

I went through the motions of how I'd specifically fuck her. How to kiss her, lick her, suck on her, choke her, slap her, and just penetrate her. Show her what the fuck it means to be alive. Open her stupid fucking eyes. What is she doing with him?

I bought 9.5 grams of pot for $60. That comes to about $6.30/gram. It's decent stuff. Marijuana will be legalized. I sincerely consider it a medicine for me personally. Beautiful eases stress. Can't stop smiling. Giggle and laugh more often and inappropriately. Many times I've tried to order something at a food joint or whatever and have to fight back laughter. I just point and nod, cover my massive stupid grin. This stuff can save lives man. Get off your fucking meds and smoke a bit of pot.

Also, pot does wonders for Penis Enlargement.

Went to CVS and tried the blood pressure machine high. Pulse rate: 112. Blood pressure. it was like 113/75. Unreal. 120/80 is supposedly normal.

Take more pictures of your cocks comrades. I took a few of my cock in a mirror while holding a guitar on the ground. One day I may share these pictures. I will commission a painter to paint it. And I will also make a plaster mold out of my erect penis. It will become my front doorknob. I will purchase a picture wallet. I will put in pictures of good-looking people I do not know and rename them with people I do know, and at the last picture sleeve will be a picture of my cock painting. It will be innocent but show her what the fuck is in my pants and if she fucking wants it she can fucking have it and I will give it. I will fucking, give it.

I'd rather have the intimacy, really.
 
MassiveVageMan;383073 said:
pretty sure I was high so I didn't freak. To be honest it excited me. like fucking a girl on the rag. OH NO I JUST DIDNT OH YES I JUST DID no im kidding seriously unrecommended it's horrifying.
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Loving your sense of humor:)
 
So today I went to the strip club with my buddy. I had been to this place many many times prior, but I had never gotten a private lap dance because I figured it sucked, was a waste of money, and I thought I'd prefer a professional massage instead really. I mean a lap dance at 30 bucks for five minutes, 50 for ten minutes, when I can get an hour of massage for 50 bucks. But the two words that had shaped my misguided childhood flashed back into my mind; fuck it.

I chose the waitress. As I usually do actually. The one woman in the house whose tits I hadn't seen coincidentally becomes the woman I want most most times. She was older, barely had tits, looked dead and didn't smile or look at me. I. was. mesmerized. I gave her 30, she hung around a little afterwards, seemingly to wait for a tip, and I did not give her one. Immediately after her, I had another private dance with a young girl. Skinny, small ass, b-cup tits, incredible hair, and seemed so cock-hungry. I gave her a ten dollar tip off the bat, hoping that might buy me a better quality lap dance. I'm lying back on this vinyl with the upper back and head part of 'seat-bed' raised at roughly a 45 degree angle. Hands have to be behind your head and there's a camera in every room but I cheated here in there. This girl was incomparable to the last woman. I forced my dick against her cunt and we humped. (Everyone says grind now don't they. I will forever say we dry-humped.) At one point I told her I wanted to be inside of her. My favorite move of hers is draping her hair across my face. Tits so close I was tempted to suck on one, and I touched her hair and she smelled fucking incredible. I forgot about hair, how it can be so overwhelming sexy. I was reminded of that today. At the end, her still topless, I asked her for a hug, and as we pulled away I touched her right breast and her left nipple. Her name was Honey. I couldn't get a fucking erection with either girl to save my fucking life.

Waterpumped a good 20 minutes this morning, had me a good plumper flaccid, and kept a cock ring on for hours and even during the first lap dance. The second I took it off. Probably was harder during the first one. Got home and clamped. 5.5 EG clamped easy, at times over 5.5. If I pump and then clamp I can get to 5.75. Post workouts I've been getting 5.25. This is not a minor event. Consistently measuring over 5 EG in all conditions. I may or may not be in the process of having cemented 5.25 in no more than two weeks. And I'm going to finally try this damn yohimbe.

The water-pumping, that's number 1. The clamping is a close number 2. I think a month's worth of pumping and clamping is better than three months of manuals. Not always obviously but for most people I think. Number 3 is those damn incredible Isolated Compression Squeezes. That exercise alone in a sense was worth years of Penis Enlargement research. I do them at various speeds and angles. I do them clamped and un-clamped. Once I came doing really really fast ICSs clamped. Felt incredible. Ejaculating clamped is a whole other story but for the most part I'd advise against it.

I love that stretched feeling, bending a 100% erection clamped. All the angles. Preferably at least 20 seconds. I am fucking nuts man, if I am seriously closing in on 5.25, I will go nuts. How fucking long has it been? And I've been kind of lazy about Penis Enlargement too but I do make it a point to at least do some Penis Enlargement. Clamping is very accessible and easy. Can't always water pump because I'm a lazy bastard. But whatever chance I get, I am at least stretching and jelqing throughout the day at random times.

Fellas. Do you guys realize that what we know is fucking amazing? This sort of knowledge of Penis Enlargement? Baffling. Mind-fucking. We have at our disposal an incredible catalog and archive of years upon years of Penis Enlargement information, from thousands of men, right here, in the click of a fucking mouse. Mind-blowing. We are fucking lucky. We are a secret fucking society. I cannot believe how easy it can be to make your penis larger. This here? All of this? This shit is amazing. From a hundred dollar water pump and a fifty cent cable clamp. I may be closing in on .75 inches of girth gained. Do not let me celebrate too early. This is a marathon. Fuck knows why more men don't know about this, why more men don't believe this. One of the only things I've ever been sure about is that what the majority of people believe is almost always false or partially incorrect. Apply that statement to everything. Current events, politics, religion, science. Apply that statement to events in history to see if it has been applicable and it has almost always been.

To think that one could spend an hour everyday, seven fucking hours a week, to make their penis significantly larger in many times less than a year, is a fucking bargain. Other men think,

"Oh, if it were true, I'd have known about it! It'd be more popular and talked about! It's all a scam! Only surgery will enlarge your penis!" (Apply to everything else.)

(2 weeks into Penis Enlargement) "Fuck this shit. This doesn't work. I'm hungry. Where the hell is my XBox controller?"

"I prefer self-pity and brainwashing myself into believing that size doesn't matter and some girl will feel sorry for me and fuck me anyway or some weird lonely shit like that lol."

"Dude, I was totally doing it wrong for six months. I think what I was doing was called "masturbating"."

Men around the world need to know about Penis Enlargement. It should be taught in science and Penis Enlargement class. Well maybe not but something along those lines. I don't think it'd be that hard. We just need a good collage of high-def before and after pictures and that will literally say a million words by itself.

Wish I had gotten hard during those lap dances. Maybe I ought to masturbate less and definitely making it a point to try yohimbe tea today. If you guys out there are looking to try yohimbe, out of the experience reports I've perused on erowid.org, I find that many of the bad experiences stem from using too much. Dosage is key. Start small and keep building yourself up to your comfort level. Always respect these wonderful substances. Pot'll probably help me with an erection too. Does wonders with blood pressure and maybe widening the blood vessels and increases heart rate and my dick is always longer and more plump flaccid under the influence of cannabis.

Don't forget [words=https://officialhydromaxpump.com/?uid=6&oid=2&affid=98 ]Bathmate[/words] stretches. I wish I were a poet. Then I could describe to you the beautiful feeling of a [words=https://officialhydromaxpump.com/?uid=6&oid=2&affid=98 ]Bathmate[/words] stretch. One of these is like ten regular stretches, home-brethren. Be cool my brethren! Geeky Lord of the Rings type of word but I could see black guys saying "Ay yo my brethren be here, mate, catch you on the opposite side of that which we are now located."

This is the shit I talk about in therapy. [words=http://www.mattersofsize.com/join-now.html]MOS[/words], you are my sleeping therapist, listening to me ramble on and on, on the couch. I love me an older woman. Something beautiful about an older woman that you can't get from a young girl. Again, I wish I were a poet.
 
It's been a month. I've had a few sexual escapades, some life was lived, and some things have transpired. But for several reasons now I'll just keep this update to Penis Enlargement. I think I'd like to go bowling soon. Haven't done that in a while.

So before I left you, I was at 5 EG. I am now at = 5.125 or 5 1/8 EG.

Clamped = 5.375 or 5 3/8 EG. Before I was 5.25 clamped.

So that's an 1/8 of an inch or .125.

I don't really care about my length and thus don't measure it as much, but I don't think it's changed much. Which I'm actually happy about because of previous fears of unevenness. 6 NBP and 6.5 BPenis EnlargementL. Might've gained .25 inches maybe. Who knows lol. I really don't stretch that much. That might be a factor. I'm a jelqing, bending, high erection Penis Enlargement maniac. I feel like we should have avatars specializing in different aspects of Penis Enlargement. Meet ZOAR, THE [words=http://www.phallosan.com/shop/catalog/default.php?z=eNortjIxtVKyL0pNszWxMFcrSSxKTy2JL0hMT7U1UisoykyxtbBQSy4tLsnPjS8uKcrMS7dVsgZcMMpbEbo%2C]ADS[/words] MASTER, SPenis EnlargementCIALIZING IN LONG ASS Penis EnlargementNIS. Meet GALLY, THE CLAMPenis EnlargementR, SPenis EnlargementCIALIZING IN HIGH CONSTRICTION EXERCISES. Who's up for telephone D&D? Anyone? How about chess through the mail? Fuck yeah! Honor system on rolls baby.

Tried a new exercise the other day. Inspired by a wall push exercise someone here came up with. I put my palm on my head whilst clamped, then push down. Not sure about it.

I have been very bad with Penis Enlargement in the last month. There are no excuses. Really ought to water pump more. Did do my first bath session with the [words=https://officialhydromaxpump.com/?uid=6&oid=2&affid=98 ]Bathmate[/words]. Other times it's only been filled up through the faucet. Long time since I've took a bath as well. Relaxing. Still clamping and doing hardcore clamped exercises that's almost like breaking off my dick, or un-peeling a banana. I think my base girth may be lacking, but I could give a shit. If there was one part of my dick where the girth could lax a bit, it'd be there, considering vagina's.

So, I'm 5.125 EG now! +.125 baby!

M. O. S.; We grow penises here.
 
Love this thread too, specifically the bowling comment:)
 
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