Progress thread Harnessing the power of The Booty Breaker

What you call a million niggles stranded at sea. Pollution
What you call the same niggles under the sea. A solution
 
Big Schwanz Acht;717541 said:
What do you call 10,000 lawyers at the bottom of the sea? A good start
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Group of hunters at a bar, lots of trophy skins on the walls. One hunter tels barman " I can tell what animal and what caliber used to kill it by just touching the skins".. Barman could verify this so hunter blindfolded and put to the test.

Deer killed with 556. or pig killed with 44. Etcetera, and he guesses all of the skins and calibers correctly. They are impressed by his sorcery that they buy him drinks till he's where he needs to be and then he goes home to his wife.

In the morning he gets up with not only hangover but a fucked up black eye. He wonders "I don't remember getting in a fight" so he ask his wife and she says: Last night you came home, got in bed with me, put your hand under my panties and said "skunk killed by hatchet" :/
 
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templnite;717544 said:
group of hunters at a bar, lots of trophy skins on the walls. One hunter tels barman " i can tell what animal and what caliber used to kill it by just touching the skins".. Barman could verify this so hunter blindfolded and put to the test.

Deer killed with 556. Or pig killed with 44. Etcetera, and he guesses all of the skins and calibers correctly. They are impressed by his sorcery that they buy him drinks till he's where he needs to be and then he goes home to his wife.

In the morning he gets up with not only hangover but a fucked up black eye. He wonders "i don't remember getting in a fight" so he ask his wife and she says: Last night you came home, got in bed with me, put your hand under my panties and said "skunk killed by hatchet" :/
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lmao
 
Measured again today and I measured 6.25" nbpel, I don't know if it was because Ive done length the day before yesterday that my EQ suffered and measured 6.125" NBPEL. Nonetheless the original measurement stands for the competition.
 
rocky1243;717650 said:
Measured again today and I measured 6.25" nbpel, I don't know if it was because Ive done length the day before yesterday that my EQ suffered and measured 6.125" NBPEL. Nonetheless the original measurement stands for the competition.
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This competition is something that should be renewed over and over, it seems to be one of the best ways to keep Brothers involved with their training and pushing the intensity. Good work Rocky.
 
doublelongdaddy;717681 said:
This competition is something that should be renewed over and over, it seems to be one of the best ways to keep Brothers involved with their training and pushing the intensity. Good work Rocky.
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Agreed...these mini-competitions keep me 'on-task'
 
rocky1243;717650 said:
Measured again today and I measured 6.25" nbpel, I don't know if it was because Ive done length the day before yesterday that my EQ suffered and measured 6.125" NBPEL. Nonetheless the original measurement stands for the competition.
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You probably lost some fat pad too :)
 
doublelongdaddy;717681 said:
This competition is something that should be renewed over and over, it seems to be one of the best ways to keep Brothers involved with their training and pushing the intensity. Good work Rocky.
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Thanks, it takes a lot of work to get these guys together lol posting on their threads, asking for their measurements, asking them to vote for someone etc. But it was worth it I think.

By the way do you have enough Length Masters to keep this competition going? I don't want you to feel obligated.

Big Schwanz Acht;717690 said:
well done, Senor!
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Thanks niggles.

kyomoto;717776 said:
You probably lost some fat pad too :)
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LOL overall I do hope I have lost some fat pad, but not from one day to the next.



Anyhow speaking of fatpads, I went to the gym for the first time since I fucked up my hands riding skateboard. I got done almost all the way through my chest/tris routine but when I went for the dips, it didn't feel right and on my second set the palm of my injured hand started to feel sensitive so I dropped it. Went to do some cable pull downs, and it was still sensitive... I wonder if I have some minor fractures on the palm of my hand and didn't know it. If I do, theres not much you can do about it anyways but wait for it to heal.
 
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rocky1243;717650 said:
Measured again today and I measured 6.25" nbpel, I don't know if it was because Ive done length the day before yesterday that my EQ suffered and measured 6.125" NBPEL. Nonetheless the original measurement stands for the competition.
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Excellent work bro 💪💪
 
rocky1243;717784 said:
Thanks, it takes a lot of work to get these guys together lol posting on their threads, asking for their measurements, asking them to vote for someone etc. But it was worth it I think.

By the way do you have enough Length Masters to keep this competition going? I don't want you to feel obligated.
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Indeed we do and it would be best to do this for a 60 day period since we already give out a tool per month already. I think this should be ongoing and renewed every 2 months.
 
I fucked up man, on the way back from work I stopped by Chipotle... Bad idea, that thing fell like a bomb in my stomach lol. Goes to show, taco trucks are not as bad as you think but Chipotle though... fak
 
rocky1243;717909 said:
I fucked up man, on the way back from work I stopped by Chipotle... Bad idea, that thing fell like a bomb in my stomach lol. Goes to show, taco trucks are not as bad as you think but Chipotle though... fak
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Making me HUNGRY! :)
 
doublelongdaddy;717948 said:
Making me HUNGRY! :)
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Chipotle isn't THAT bad. Well, no worries. I'm going to reapproach training. I tested 5x5 starting strength, to PHUL, to 5-6 day one muscle a day routine but I find the best one for me is probably a 3x a week with focus on the big lifts. I love squatting and will most likely take squatting twice a week. Monday will be squat bench OHP, Wednesday will be deadlift pull ups row, friday squat bench OHP. Accessory lifts will be added but ima try and find a 3x a week routine that works best for me.
 
kyomoto;718019 said:
Chipotle isn't THAT bad. Well, no worries. I'm going to reapproach training. I tested 5x5 starting strength, to PHUL, to 5-6 day one muscle a day routine but I find the best one for me is probably a 3x a week with focus on the big lifts. I love squatting and will most likely take squatting twice a week. Monday will be squat bench OHP, Wednesday will be deadlift pull ups row, friday squat bench OHP. Accessory lifts will be added but ima try and find a 3x a week routine that works best for me.
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once you eat the real shit its tough to go back though
 
If I want excellent, authentic Mexican Food...I just eat where The Mexicans eat. Chinese, Japanese, Thai? More difficult cuz they're harder for me to discern :cool:
 
Big Schwanz Acht;718034 said:
If I want excellent, authentic Mexican Food...I just eat where The Mexicans eat. Chinese, Japanese, Thai? More difficult cuz they're harder for me to discern :cool:
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Oh common... Don't act like you haven't eaten that authentic thai before old man.
 
Big Schwanz Acht;718034 said:
If I want excellent, authentic Mexican Food...I just eat where The Mexicans eat. Chinese, Japanese, Thai? More difficult cuz they're harder for me to discern :cool:
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The best Mexican food, Taco Bell! I am ghetto as fuck and poor as fuck so I dig the cheap Mexican food! :):):)
 
rocky1243;718027 said:
once you eat the real shit its tough to go back though
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That's very true. Authenticity will dominate any wannabe. I have tried many Mexican restaurants and they yet to be as authentic like in mexico.
 
doublelongdaddy;718084 said:
The best Mexican food, Taco Bell! I am ghetto as fuck and poor as fuck so I dig the cheap Mexican food! :):):)
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Doritos Locos tacos are the shit, not gonna lie.

Taco trucks are cheap though, almost same price as taco bell. Back when I lived in New England I never saw them, not like on this side of the world anyways... I could eat these everyday, and contrary to what temp thinks I am not even mexican.
 
Big Schwanz Acht;718168 said:
It's a delicacy, but Asian women aren't all that impressed (or even like) a big fat cock, so I aim elsewhere these days
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LOL! Asian women aren't impressed because they want smaller.
 
Big Schwanz Acht;718168 said:
It's a delicacy, but Asian women aren't all that impressed (or even like) a big fat cock, so I aim elsewhere these days
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I guess I am still on time to get myself a thai taco then.

Speaking of small dicks, measured again to verify my 6.25" NBPEL and I that again. Which is crazy cause in august I was at 5.5" nbpel and now I am at 6" nbpel at 85-90% erection and 6.25" fully hard long stroking the bitch. (not a very long stroke, thai girls can take it no doubt)
 
templnite;718196 said:
Actually they want tentacles
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It's true, I saw some pretty creepy videos of Asian women and these grotesque tentacle things having sex. Those Asians are pretty erotic in weird ways.
 
doublelongdaddy;718216 said:
It's true, I saw some pretty creepy videos of Asian women and these grotesque tentacle things having sex. Those Asians are pretty erotic in weird ways.
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yep bizzarre adult entertainment they have they use roaches and weird stuff wtf lol
 
LONGERDICK7+;718412 said:
yep bizzarre adult entertainment they have they use roaches and weird stuff wtf lol
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I sm so happy adult entertainment is out of my life, the freedom is so incredible.
 
rocky1243;719173 said:
Merry Christmas everybody! Enjoy your time with your families, I will see you all next year!

Best
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Thank you. Wish you the best and the best of joy for you and your family as well.
 
rocky1243;719173 said:
Merry Christmas everybody! Enjoy your time with your families, I will see you all next year!

Best
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Merry Christmas to you to my Brother! What a wonderful season, so much happiness, love my Brothers!
 
rocky1243;719173 said:
Merry Christmas everybody! Enjoy your time with your families, I will see you all next year!

Best
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Well? Its next year then negus
 
Rocky, where are you? I thought you were going to keep this competition going?
 
Hey guys! I am back and I am ok lol! I went home for the holidays and took a vacation from everything including internet. Just cheap boose, fast women and lots of food. I just flew back last night a little jet lagged but I am back with a vengeance, got in the [words=http://www.mattersofsize.com/forum/penis-enlargement-newbie-forum/1597-dlds-first-routine-i-gained-2-inches-with-this-routine-full-tutorial.html]Newbie Routine[/words] today with the [words=http://www.mattersofsize.com/forum/showthread.php?83577-Length-master-official-order-thread-now-shipping-06-16-2014!!!]Length Master[/words] had to go light at first I felt like a PE virgin...

Looking forward to 2017's gains! And yes I most definitely will keep this journal updated, getting ready to hit this again full force.
 
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rocky1243;720537 said:
Hey guys! I am back and I am ok lol! I went home for the holidays and took a vacation from everything including internet. Just cheap boose, fast women and lots of food. I just flew back last night a little jet lagged but I am back with a vengeance, got in the [words=http://www.mattersofsize.com/forum/penis-enlargement-newbie-forum/1597-dlds-first-routine-i-gained-2-inches-with-this-routine-full-tutorial.html]Newbie Routine[/words] today with the [words=http://www.mattersofsize.com/forum/showthread.php?83577-Length-master-official-order-thread-now-shipping-06-16-2014!!!]Length Master[/words] had to go light at first I felt like a PE virgin...

Looking forward to 2017's gains! And yes I most definitely will keep this journal updated, getting ready to hit this again full force.
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Another day and I was going to send out the [words=http://www.mattersofsize.com/join-now.html]MOS[/words] Detective squad to find you ass! :) Glad you are OK :)
 
Munto;720900 said:
We have that? :D
Who's on it, lol?
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The Mod Squad!
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Big Schwanz Acht;720587 said:
Welcome home...I can't imagine what 2 weeks of no PE would feel like at restart, I know a 3 day break requires a 'softer' return.
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Thanks, yeah I am upping the intensity little by little. Took a day off this past weekend so that didnt help ...

doublelongdaddy;721035 said:
The Mod Squad!
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LOL no worries, I am here sometimes I don't log in I just browse but I will keep this journal updated!
 
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