prince Albert

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Thought this might be of interest,me and my wife have a very close and physical relationship but i work a week of late shifts every other week and have done for the past 12 years,over the years ive bought her a fair few sex toys for the nights im on late shift.

A couple of weeks ago i down loaded shane diesels i carn't believe i took the whole thing,i showed her a clip of it and she couldn't believe how big and fat it was,she is pretty shy when it comes to talking about sex but she admitted that the thought of having a cock that size was quite a turn on.

I had a search on the net for replica dildos but i couldn't find one of shane diesel,i did find one of another ���� star that has the same downward curve and looked pretty meaty,so i ordered it.

When it came i took it out of the box and to be honest it made me feel a bit inadecuate,the pictures don't do this thing justice it is massive,from the pic on the box i don't believe this is a scale replica of the guy,i think its modeled from him but has been enlarged.

I was about to set of for a late shift and i had taken it out of its box and wrapped it in some paper,i gave it to my wife and she unwrapped it,the look on her face was classic,she said god what am i supposed to do with that look at the size of it.

Here are a couple of pics,have a guess at the size and later i will tell the size and what my wife thought of it when she tried it out.
 

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that is one piece of meat, id feel intimidated/inadequate if my GF could take that :s
 
Holy fuckin shit ... I remember when I did a coke can shot and that thing is thicker, gotta be something like 7.5 inches thick and the length, well it must be in the 8.5-9 inch range ... I admire your relaxed attitude towards this with your partner as many men [me one] would be very self aware with this monster near their woman.
 
Holy crap man

Like Red said your attitude about it I kind of envy it, I usually overthink things, which drives me crazy and makes things worse usually. I wouldnt even willingly show her something like that exists. Anyway seems huge maybe 9 or 10? 7 around?

And let me guess she thought it was 14-15 or something like that?
 
Red,Yuqui she has worked as a carer in a nursing home for years and has had to help bath and dress hundreds of naked men,she has said many times that i am very well endowed,i'm not really bothered about her seeing using a oversized fantasy cock,i was a bit suprised by what she said about it.

I will let a few others guess the size then post what they are.
 
Gotta be at least 10 length and 7 girth?

I can't wait to hear what she says about it tho, I'm always interested in womens reactions.
 
Yo prince albert I'm also a carer in a disabled adults home and seen them in all shapes and sizes but nothing like that :)
 
8.5" x 7.5". The downward curve always makes a cock look huge. I have doing bends like crazy but still have a mad upward curve. >:(
 
nobody said:
8.5" x 7.5". The downward curve always makes a cock look huge. I have doing bends like crazy but still have a mad upward curve. >:(


Yeah Id like a downward curve :(

The upward curve makes it seem shorter, makes it hard measure and overall steals size.
 
I really want to suck that thing:D Woops
 
REDZULU2003 said:
Yo prince albert I'm also a carer in a disabled adults home and seen them in all shapes and sizes but nothing like that :)

Red its an alzheimer's home,alot of them will try and masturbate any time they get the urge,in over 10 years she has only seen 2 big cocks,one she said was big the other was on a old gent in his 80s she described as gross,over half way down his leg flaccid and covered in veins.
 
prince Albert said:
Red its an alzheimer's home,alot of them will try and masturbate any time they get the urge,in over 10 years she has only seen 2 big cocks,one she said was big the other was on a old gent in his 80s she described as gross,over half way down his leg flaccid and covered in veins.



It sounds like the second gent had been practicing P.E.


;)
 
Ok the dildo is modeled of a guy called sean michaels,anyone seen any of his films ive never heard of him before.

Stats are 10.5 inches length when measured straight,just short of 8.5 insertable length due to the balls and girth varies from 7-7.5.

What did my wife think,well thats her in my avatar and she's pretty small 5'3 120lb,we've had 3 kids together so she's not teenage tight but she had to have internal stiching after the last birth which has left her about the same as prior to having kids.

She has always liked deep penetration,its the easiest way to make her orgasm,when i asked her about this she said its to big,as a fantasy the thought of a massive cock was quite a turn on but in reality the length was in practical,she had 3 fingers above the balls and just managed to get that much in which is about 7-7.5 inches,i'm 7.5nbp and at times has said it can go to deep and hurt.

The girth suprised me as she she says my girth is fat and leaves her sore the day after sex,i thought she would say it was to fat but when asked she said she had to use a fair bit lube and it took a while to get it in but once in it only took her a couple of minute to orgasm and it was very intense.

I said do you wish i was that big and she said we wouldn't have sex if you were that big i'd be to scared you went to deep and hurt me,so i said do you wish i had that much girth and she got all embarrassed and did this little smile and just went mmmm then refused to say anything else about it.

So perhaps the 8x6 a lot of guys aim for should really be 7x7
 

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