MassiveVageMan's Massive Journey to Massiveness (Or just adequacy.)

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MassiveVageMan's Massive Journey to Massiveness (Or just adequacy.)

The Dream: 7.0 BPenis EnlargementL x 5.5 EG (6.5 NBPenis EnlargementL) w/ the best EQ of my life. Unwanted erections welcome, hah.

I didn't properly measure length in the beginning, but almost obsessively measured my girth. I remember years ago seeing a Dr.Drew program talking about how women preferred girth and it made sense. I do remember being pretty sure I was around 5.5 inches NBPenis EnlargementL. So here are my rough starting stats:

BPenis EnlargementL ~ 6.0 inches | NBPenis EnlargementL ~ 5.5 inches
EG = 4.5 inches

5 Months - Started October 2009 roughly, basic stretching and jelqing, last few months with just a few bends, horses, bent horses, and erect jelqs splattered in. Roughly 2 on 1 off, looking back I should've attacked it much harder and more often, closer to five to seven days instead. Yeah okay, sure I've heard the theories on needing to condition yourself first and taking it slow in the beginning, but truly I think you shouldn't follow a strict schedule but instead should go by indicators and what your penis is telling you of how much he can take. You've got to learn to be in tune with your penis and truly understand it, and go the intensity you can and take breaks when need be.

Gained = 0.25 inches in girth, didn't really bother closely measuring length. This may have just been an increase in EQ.

EG = 4.5 inches + 0.25 inches = 4.75 inches

2 Months - Clamping for 2 months now, [words=https://officialhydromaxpump.com/?uid=6&oid=2&affid=98 ]Bathmate[/words] in the last month. I try to do it everyday but it averages more towards 3-5 days a week. Hopefully I'll get back on board soon with 7 days a week. Here is the rough routine:
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Warm-up in the shower with very hot water using the hand-held. Basic stretching and rotaries.

7 minutes - [words=https://officialhydromaxpump.com/?uid=6&oid=2&affid=98 ]Bathmate[/words] with the hottest water my shower'll give me (careful now!). At first I wasn't getting a good suction hold, but then I shaved and suction was brilliant. Looking into getting a cock-ring that works well with the [words=https://officialhydromaxpump.com/?uid=6&oid=2&affid=98 ]Bathmate[/words].

3 minutes - Manual exercises, [words=https://officialhydromaxpump.com/?uid=6&oid=2&affid=98 ]Bathmate[/words] off. I probably ought to do more here but I get eager to pump and clamp. SSJs, ICSs, Basic stretching, A&V-stretching, and jelqing with stretch-holds in different directions.

7 minutes - [words=https://officialhydromaxpump.com/?uid=6&oid=2&affid=98 ]Bathmate[/words] back on.

3 minutes - Manual exercises, [words=https://officialhydromaxpump.com/?uid=6&oid=2&affid=98 ]Bathmate[/words] off. Same as above.

Rice Sock in the microwave. Maybe a 1-minute warm-up with it but it's quite hot right out the microwave and I use it more a little later.

10-20 minutes - Cock-ring on (just started this yesterday - loved it), basic hand towel wrap on, Clamp on, and edge. Horses, SSJs, ICSs, Bends, sometimes Clamped Jelqs, slowly lifting the clamp upwards. My favorite has got to be the ISCs, though what I do might be more of a slight variation with slow rotary motions holding at each direction. Oh, and I like edging with the hot rice sock on.

3 minutes - Clamp off. Manual exercises. All of the aforementioned exercises but un-clamped.

10-20 minutes - Clamp back on. Rinse and repeat.

3 minutes - Clamp off. Manual exercises. Might keep the cock ring on for a while as well.
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Here's a synopsis:
7 minutes [words=https://officialhydromaxpump.com/?uid=6&oid=2&affid=98 ]Bathmate[/words]
3 minutes Manual Exercises

7 minutes [words=https://officialhydromaxpump.com/?uid=6&oid=2&affid=98 ]Bathmate[/words]
3 minutes Manual Exercises

15 minutes Clamping
3 minutes Manual Exercises

15 minutes Clamping
3 minutes Manual Exercises

Ejaculate
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Current Size:
BPenis EnlargementL - 6.50 (+.50) | NBPenis EnlargementL - 6.00
EG - 5.00 (+.50) | Clamped EG - 5.50 (was 5.35 just two weeks ago!)

I really believe in measuring clamped/viagra-induced/yohimbe-enhanced EG, for the same reason we measure BPenis EnlargementL.

That .25 in girth I got in two months from the Clamping and [words=https://officialhydromaxpump.com/?uid=6&oid=2&affid=98 ]Bathmate[/words] routine. Might be temporary but I measure obsessively and have been getting 5 inches in girth consistently.
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Additional Notes:
Today I shaved and then put on the [words=https://officialhydromaxpump.com/?uid=6&oid=2&affid=98 ]Bathmate[/words]. Fixed my suction issue. Before then I had to re-pump literally every twenty seconds to keep the pressure up. Also I went two full 10 minute pumps, with manuals in between, and the second pump lasting a few minutes over 10 minutes. Got a donut fluid-build-up like crazy, the edge there of my foreskin. At the end of my twenty minute clamping session, with a cock-ring on, I got a donut at the base as well, hah. And where it was clamped the girth was less than the rest of my penis. Funny thing, the other day I didn't have fluid build-up and still managed to get to 5.5 inches of EG, and I got 5.5 inches of EG today with all the fluid build-up. So I think avoiding fluid build-up is a good idea.

I think the solution here is wrapping, pumping at a lower pressure, and/or pumping for a shorter duration. I plan on just pumping for a shorter duration.
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|6.0" by 4.5"| - Started
|6.5" by 5.0"| - Current
|7.0" by 5.5"| - Goal
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Recommendations welcome. Many thanks go to DLD and RedZulu. You guys have been nothing short of inspirational and incredibly helpful. You are technicians and true pioneers in the world of Penis Enlargement and I thank you guys for all that you've contributed. I am fucking growing. Inside and out. Thank you.
 
Now that is a log to be proud of! Keep it up and I have subscribed to your thread.
 
Thanks fellas, it means a lot to me :). Today I changed things up a bit. I felt like I slept all night with a raging hard-on. Woke up hard and man does that make me happy. And of course, I measured, being the obsessive measure freak I am. 4.75 inches in girth :(. But that's normal and after masturbating for five minutes it plumps back up to 5. I guess it's just that once I woke up with a 5.25 inch measurement and freaked out. I knew of course it was temporary but damn it felt like I went to sleep and woke up with a new dick. Unbelievable. I won't forget how it felt to hold that thing in my hand that morning. My goal is I'd like my initial erection to be 5.25, and upon added stimulation, 5.5. 5.75 might be a bit too much, but who knows, we'll cross that road when we get there.

So routines are rough guidelines and all and we are apt to change things up every now and again. I think the key to great Penis Enlargement is technique. Perfecting each and every stretch and jelq. Holding them out slower and longer. Tried new things today re-hashing (I don't really know what that means but I'm using it) the classic jelq, turning my hand around to different degrees. Jelqing at every 90 degrees. I use 17ml's Cobra Grip. He has a photo of it somewhere. That and the overhand ok-grip are the only grips I use for jelqing and stretching. The Cobra Grip uses three fingers and instead of the Ok sign with your middle, ring, and pinky fingers up, you keep them closed as in a fist, with your finger and thumb out. Gets that side of the knuckle of the middle finger on the penis there as well.

Anyway, I started off with warm-up in the shower and about 10 minutes of stretches and jelqs and all, alternating and just throwing everything I could possible thing of at my dick. I remember my very first Penis Enlargement session when I started out. I kept my grip on my penis and jelqed up and down, instead of just jelqing up. I did maybe 50 of those, very very little. Incredible long flaccid hang all day and my first night-time erections. So I figured I'd just throw every possible exercise I could think of at my dick and I do those closed jelqs fast as fire.

The rest of my session today was pretty much standard. I think I ought to get into wet jelqs but I'm sort of afraid of gaining length, lol. I just don't want to see my girth left behind. And well, the thought of not being able to fully penetrate or go full throat, bums me out. In a lot of adult entertainment I see a lot of the big guys sometimes only using half or three quarters of their dicks. Man it's like wanting to get somewhere but you just can't! You just can't. But I believe stretches definitely play a huge part in girth gains as well, especially V and A stretches.

Fixed the donut fluid build-up problem as well. Just pumped for 7-8 minutes instead. I did get to 5.5 clamped girth today, but was more consistently 5.35ish. Felt the difference too, I just wasn't erect enough. Didn't use the cock-ring today and I'm pretty sure that may be it. Double clamping works well too to really get the hardest. Now cock-ring and double clamps, I have to try. Probably just be unnecessary. I don't know, I feel like I ought to pump more as well. Hopefully I can up the ante in the coming weeks without getting fluid build-up.

Good luck fellas. Focus on your technique, hold them for longer, heat heat heat, and discipline discipline discipline!
 
It is so nice to see you progressing with such success! Congratulations my man.
 
MassiveVageMan: I guess it's just that once I woke up with a 5.25 inch measurement and freaked out. I knew of course it was temporary but damn it felt like I went to sleep and woke up with a new dick. Unbelievable. I won't forget how it felt to hold that thing in my hand that morning.
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Dude I love that feeling I know exactly what you're talking about!! Great thread keep it up. Are you 7 days on or what are you rest days? I like to go into the [words=https://officialhydromaxpump.com/?uid=6&oid=2&affid=98 ]Bathmate[/words] erect I always feel like my expansion is bigger when I do that. Trust me if you try that after 2 weeks you will be looking down at your penis and laughing in Joy!
 
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Trust me if you try that after 2 weeks you will be looking down at your penis and laughing in Joy!
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Beautiful outlook!
 
I've taken the last week off. Things just come up. I have been drinking and smoking pot quite a bit as well. I think cannabis is magic for your dick, and everything else! Makes everything better! One nice thing about it is that whenever I smoke, my dick stays longer and plumper heavier and veinier for hours. Just that beautiful, perfect, flaccid penis. I want to make a sculpture of my dick, seriously, and put it on top of my TV or on the toilet tank or something. Or behind my back car window, or make it into a working vibrating dildo. Or maybe just commission a painter and pose nude. Wow, never thought about it, but I think it'd be quite an experience posing nude for an art class. Then I will send a copy to every single one of my ex-girlfriends.

I've somewhat gotten into the habit of stretching and jelqing at random points of the day. Longer flaccid hang, seems to make a difference.

The other day I had to drive a friend to court for a driving with a suspended license charge. This was not the first time and the poor bastard might go to jail. He's got two kids and an elderly mother to take care of and no legal transportation. It was such a sad site sitting in that courtroom for hours, person by person with marijuana charges and DUIs. There were very funny moments. A couple was there both for separate criminal charges, mostly small shit. Judge asked them how long they'd been engaged and she said three years. Judge goes, "Three years?!" and everyone in the courtroom laughed. There was an overweight man in a sit down scooter, and every time he came back into the courtroom from the bathroom, he'd have to back up into his spot, and that damn truck backing up sound sounded every time. Bailiff had to turn around and compose himself from laughing. Most of those poor fucks should have plead not guilty, and at least given them a fair fucking chance. Poor bastards are going to violate their probation and go to jail and over fucking what? Traffic bullshit.

Anyway, walking back to the parking garage, a woman came up to us and asked us for a ride just a short distance from there. She was mildly attractive. I obliged, asked her what she was in court for, and she showed me the paper. Prostitution and lewd acts. Hilarious. Apparently she advertises as an escort and an undercover cop stung her. In the car the whole time she made not so hidden suggestions that she "does everything" and will "take care of us boys". I asked her for pot. She offered to share a blunt at her motel room. To be honest, I would have obliged if my friend and his son weren't there. Thank goodness they were there or I'd probably have an STD right now. I mean I'd come for the pot only but under the influence I'd almost definitely would have 'done stuff' with her. My goodness, what a poor, miserable bastard I am. That day, we had managed to pick up a prostitute. (But then only dropped her off.)

Yesterday I came home rather drunk of sorts, to find my buddy's girlfriend on the couch. Apparently they'd been in a fight, but I'd never seen them so bad that she'd have to sleep on the couch. If it were a comfortable couch, I'd've left her there. But it twas not! So I ripped her blanket from her and told her I'd sleep on the sofa and she could sleep in my room. This was merely a token kindness. Like you know how you offer someone something but it's sort of unspokenly understood that you have absolutely have no plans to actually offer that person that thing that you had offered them, but said so rather, just for the social nicety of it, and because that's just what people say, and getting the credit of having offered. And my good luck was tested! But it came back. She went back upstairs and I had my bed to myself again. Now were you expecting a story about sexual tension and the buddy's girlfriend story there and that whole thing? Did you? Well sorry to disappoint you because that was exactly what this was, hah. Was I planning on luring her into my bedroom by telling her that I'd sleep on the couch, knock on the door to say I forgot something, consoled her, and then make sweet sweet dirty love? No. Sort of. For the most part. My goodness, alcohol has been the pinnacle catalyst in all the major mistakes of my life. And I need to stay the fuck away from that girl.

Mother's Day is this sunday. I wonder about all the poor, middle-aged, divorced or barren women out there, too afraid to want to go out there and get some strange young ass, lest they be judged by people whose opinions' they shouldn't even care about. It is the great untapped reservoir of incredible, beautiful women.
 
Dude that is some crazy stuff. Weed is the opposite for me it makes my penis feel like shrinking but I havent done it since I started Penis Enlargement so maybe it would be different. But I dont want to smoke becuz it will make me eat and it will I dont want to get lazy :2
lol but more power to u my brother is a giant pothead :cool:

that sucks for your friend. Our system totally sucks its all about money and theres a lot of lives ruined because of technicalities and greed. There are people that belong there but there also people that arent there justly.

I saw on tv this 18 y/o kid in prison doing life becuz he was with his friend who shot and killed somebody. All he did wrong was be at the wrong place at the wrong time. It was so sad.

All kinds of terrible shit happens and the best way to stay away from those places is to Stay Away from shit that will get u there. Bad influences, bad decisions. The other day these tweekers were at my house screaming at me on my front lawn and threatening to call the police on me. i had no idea who they were or what on earth they were yelling about seriously. I was getting so mad I was about to beat the shit out of them but I knew I could go to jail for that. It tripped me out later becuz there isnt much u can do when trouble comes and finds you in your private space.

But anyways dont give up on exercising man although if u want a sculpture thats already a lot of confidence.
 
So the other day I got over my fear and went to a massage therapist, naked. My left leg up to my glutes had been hurting for about a month now and instead of popping Tylenol everyday for the rest of my life, I decided to try a massage. I decided to water pump beforehand and had a nice plump flaccid. I felt like a thirteen year old girl padding her bra.

At the spa, I was waiting in the waiting room, and an old woman came out in a white coat. I held my horror. Then like an angel she came, this 5'5" mulatto with the sweetest voice, very early 20s, with a body that makes you want to fucking bend it. She left me in the room, I undressed completely, and fit in a few stretches and jelqs. The massage was mediocre to be honest. Once I got a chair massage with my clothes on from a burly man for ten minutes and had goosebumps the entire time. Felt like magic afterwards. So I go. We chit chat. I try to decipher from our innocent words if she's thinking about my penis. Because I sure as hell am. I contemplate touching her. Better judgment and pussery prevented me. And that was that.

Yesterday I went to another spa. I was picking someone up at the airport later and my mother wanted to get her hair done beforewards and damn if I sit in that hellhole with a stack of outdated magazines for a fucking hour and a half so I walk around and happen to stumble upon a spa. Now this was the type of spa where you could probably get a handjob, or possibly more. I alas, did not get a handjob, but the option was indeed hinted at. Now this woman was better. I have actually figured out, don't ask me how, that the masseuse, if you lie on your stomach with your penis flat down towards your feet, can see your cock and bollocks. (It involved a camera phone that records video.)

Now I have a question. What is good for nice, temporary flaccid gains? I'm happy as it is, water pumping, but curious to try other things.

So I got over my fear. I used to tremble peeing in a public urinal out of horror and fear. And at the end of that second massage, I stood up, had my pants on, and the masseuse came back in but I thought she left because the massage was over. She had hot towels to wipe the oils off me. I dropped my pants and underwear and she smiled and wiped me down. She only did the back of me. I turned around and said, "The front?" and she wiped me down but only around my cock.

I did not get erections. This was a goal on my list of things to do once I had a big penis, so I'm kind of jumping the gun here but why not. Other things on that list include wearing a speedo at the beach; dressing up as Lance Armstrong and tell women I'm an Olympian; wearing shorts with a very thin fabric, not wearing any underwear, and putting my foot up on coffee tables; having sex with my ex-girlfriend's little sister; enjoy standing on the MUNI (train); get a pedicure without wearing underwear; and fucking streaking, among other things.

My damn buddy's hot girlfriend is KILLING ME. SHE IS KILLING ME. I CANNOT BECOME A PART OF THIS. HOW DARE YOU PRANCE OUT IN YOUR NEW CLOTHES LAST NIGHT, ONE O'CLOCK IN THE MORNING, WHEN US THREE ARE TRYING TO DRINK AND SMOKE POT YOU HARLOT BITCH YOU.

I just started this, but sometimes I walk around the house in my underwear on purpose. I catch her looking down there every fucking time and it lights up my fucking heart. Once she knocked on my door early in the morning to borrow my car keys; I had a partial erection in boxer briefs and it was the biggest she'd seen me. There is so much sexual tension sometimes. When it's just the two of us alone in a room, even just for a minute. To be honest, I've come onto her several times. Once or twice we were so close. But it's hard isn't it. Here's the thing; - on man she came out last night, as usual, to call my buddy to bed, wearing these new clothes with the tags still on, modeling for him. I was transfixed. The tits and ass on this tiny little woman. Turns out the damn eighty dollar pants were a gift from my buddy to his ex-wife, so the current missus there was somewhat unhappy. But I felt like she wore those fucking pants for me, do you know what I'm saying? Once, after a drunken altercation with a friend, she was calming me down rubbing my chest and caressing my hand, me and her alone in my room, and I was fucking drunk, and that was my in, and something could've happened there, but I held back my wanting and it was not easy, especially in the days afterwards where you wonder and possibly wish. -
 
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Had a great session. Here's a good fucking question: Fluid Build-up: Yay, Nay, or No Difference?

Fuck, I overdo it and build up fluid on purpose just to see my dick that engorged, even if it is just lies (OR IS IT? WHY DON'T YOU ASK YOUR MUM?). Hot shower handheld, jelqs and stretches with other hand. Erect exercises, etc. [words=https://officialhydromaxpump.com/?uid=6&oid=2&affid=98 ]Bathmate[/words] on for 15+ minutes with hottest water my bath'll give me. Boom. Build-up. For the time being, I'll only be doing this on occasion.

So my buddy and his incredible girlfriend got into the biggest fight they've ever had. She may or may not have already bought a plane ticket. She muttered out loud to herself who would take her. I'd take her straight to a motel a mile from here and give her a fucking reason to stay. The mistakes, the mistakes this man has made with this poor woman. Here is the motherfucking kicker:

She is twice my age and her daughter was born the same year I was and I may or may not have unsuccessfully tried to sleep with her daughter. Needless to say, if I had to be honest like the cocksucker I am, I just want to fuck her, you know? You don't get it man, you don't get it. You don't know. You don't find tits and ass and a face you want to fuck in like that just anywhere. It is a fucking commodity and I want stock. In her vagina. I just imagine myself slapping my dick across her face while she blinks shut every time, sitting on the back of her heels with her hands on her thighs like a kitten, pushing her tits together like some cute Vegas harlot standing over a man eating his fifth tray of week-old bland snow crab legs at the buffet.

Once, we were close. She would have been in my bed and I, on the couch, and a few dozen minutes later, you would have found me at your door. I will ask you if you are still awake. I will ask if you can sleep. You will say no if you want me, and you will say yes if you don't. But even if you say yes, I will ask you if you're really leaving. And she will say she is and I will tell her to send pictures every now and again. And I have not yet in the time we've had together, hugged you close before, and I will ask you for the first and the last time, permission to hold you in my arms. And you, have to say yes. And then I will leave. And you will feel the emptiness of it. And I will wait approximately twenty seconds until I knock again on your door and you will spring excited, smiling, wanting. And I will kiss you, and push you towards inside the room. And I will remove your shirt and suck on your neck and suck on your breasts.

(Note: I am really high.)

But if we are thwarted, I will try again. I will give you a back rub, bend your neck down to your side, and paint my hand against it. And I will bring down the strings of your tank top, to your sides, to get your shoulders. You will hesitate, and I will say relax, trust me. And she will purr. And I will flip down her tank top so that her breasts become exposed. And I will put her nipples between my fingers.

If it was not written to be so, perhaps we were meant to just simply lust for each other. And I being your catalyst, that made you realize how might life could be, how you were making a mistake, staying with him, that tyrant. He will learn hard, hard lessons with your absence. And you will learn one, with mine.

I just ever wanted to kiss her.
 
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If there is only one thing one could do, I would recommend water pumping. The [words=https://officialhydromaxpump.com/?uid=6&oid=2&affid=98 ]Bathmate[/words] is incredible. Pump before sex! Pump several times a day! Pump before going streaking! The thing is fucking amazing, period. In other news, my Yohimbe came yesterday. Took half a tablespoon today on a drunk and empty stomach. Took a nap afterwards. Results not yet conclusive, but I am optimistic and there are positive signs.

So just now here I've been smoking resin from my bowl, heating it underneath like a meth pipe. When I was a teenager I had gotten high for at least a month on the resin vapors of a single pipe I had. Must've smoked ounces worth in that bowl. Still have it stashed at my father's house, in the metal of my bunk bed.

I'm watching NukeTheStars Starcraft commentary on YouTube, high as fuck! and life is good. I may be leaving for San Francisco soon. I got drunk this morning. I haven't eaten a fucking thing. But damn is my erection looking great from the water pumping (and possibly the yohimbe).

Yesterday I got into an altercation with my buddy, the same buddy whose girlfriend I'd like to fuck intestine out of. He was repeatedly touching my dick after much anger and protestation, and still continued. I was angry but fine but on edge and also very drunk. He stood up after I slapped him hard a few times on the back of the head, in an aggressive stance, and I reacted instinctively, feeling threatened, and grabbed his shirt up close to me and dared him repeatedly to fight him so that I may beat the shit out of his stupid, fucking, annoying face. I spit in his face. One of the best, meaty spits of my life. He spit right back at me. I wear glasses. I was protected, lol.

In retrospect, I wish I could take it back. But when he stood up and had at me in an aggressive stance, I reacted instinctively, and it is hard to fight that introspectively. It's funny how fast you can lose a friend or fall out of love. Shows what kind it was. And these kinds, were not real.

I still want to fuck her until it hurts.

"It takes courage to push yourself to places that you have never been before, to test your limits, to break through barriers. And the day came when the risk it took to remain tight inside the bud was more painful than the risk it took to blossom." - Anais Nin
 
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Damn, so I guess it is safe to assume you guys are no longer friends:)
 
We're fine but damaged.

So I feel like I'm inching past the 5" in girth mark. Even through very sporadic Penis Enlargement. I think fluid-build up every once in a while, maybe every other day, might be a good idea.

Stay tuned for a Yohimbe report. Instead of spooning it, I plan on brewing tea.

Water pumping. Expansion. Brilliance.

I am so fucking high.

I want some beef Pad Thai. I want some creamy motherfucking sushi with a shitload of wasabi and soy sauce. I want fried chicken so crispy it cuts the roof of my mouth. Chicken wetter and more tender than a college girl's cunt. I want a motherfucking burger with a thick fucking patty. With some pepper water. And I eat the peppers too. I want a fucking doner kebap and a gyro with a shitload of that yogurt sauce. I want to know what the fuck hollandaise is. I want pizza with pineapples and beef bits and weird cheese. I want a spam and egg fucking sandwich. With ketchup and A-1 sauce and mayonnaise. I love the taste of freshly lifted, creamy noodles on chopsticks to the mouth. I love slurping. I love watching her eat.

Once I went to Burger King and they had a chicken biscuit sandwich which was just a piece of chicken on a biscuit. I order one WITH EGG AND CHEESE. It was amazing.

Saw Macgruber. Fucking amazing. Laughed like a woman uncontrollably. This is very sophisticated humor believe it or not.

Two minutes left Macgruber! I want to fuck Kristen Wiig so hard man. sO HARD! Is it wrong that I enjoy acting and dress up as a form of sexual foreplay? I practice accents man. Hopefully someday someone will love me. Because hookers get expensive. Joking! They vary in cost and quality.

I want a thick fucking spicy chicken curry, capable of staining the most water-resistant material naturally possible. I want foie gras. I want cheese.

I want a massage with the most incredible music ever. I want bright yellow light. I want light rain and stoney brooks and a beach view. I just want to touch her.

What's stopping you?
 
New Rule: Stretch and jelq randomly throughout the day.

New Rule: Penis Enlargement without a warm-up is better than no Penis Enlargement at all.

New Rule: Fluid build-up may be beneficial so long as erections are still possible.

I can last much longer in the [words=https://officialhydromaxpump.com/?uid=6&oid=2&affid=98 ]Bathmate[/words], ~20 minutes, without fluid build-up like I used to.
 
MassiveVageMan;382688 said:
New Rule: Stretch and jelq randomly throughout the day.

New Rule: Penis Enlargement without a warm-up is better than no Penis Enlargement at all.

New Rule: Fluid build-up may be beneficial so long as erections are still possible.
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rofl I fell like a I'm watching "Real Time with Bill Maher"
 
eq is shit right now without cock ring and/or clamp, but at full eq, i suspect i have gained 1/8 of an inch. Occasionally i measured 5.20. i have been laxing on the water pumpking as of late, but still jelq and stretch randomly throughout the day and clamping for quite long periods of time. Isolated Compression Squeezes are lovely, bends, and horsed bends. [words=https://officialhydromaxpump.com/?uid=6&oid=2&affid=98 ]Bathmate[/words] stretching is amazing. i shit you not. i fear i may be too weak to even fuck tonight. i must always be ready.

marijuana is amazing for my blood pressure and my erections. longer flaccid hang. euphoria.

must water pump more. i can handle 15 minutes now. went 20 once without fluid buildup. manuals before pumping matters;.

i was at waffle house 4 in the morning. this cute 20 year old waffle house cook i believe was flirting with me. i was smiling a lot. i was drunk and high. hard to not smile LOLS. CRAPBAG. maybe she was just bored. so do i go for a what time do you get off or a here's my phone number. leave me a voicemail. if she offers her number instead, take it LOLS. i hope she smokes pot. seems like it. penises.
 
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i was at waffle house 4 in the morning. this cute 20 year old waffle house cook i believe was flirting with me. i was smiling a lot. i was drunk and high. hard to not smile LOLS. CRAPBAG. maybe she was just bored. so do i go for a what time do you get off or a here's my phone number. leave me a voicemail. if she offers her number instead, take it LOLS. i hope she smokes pot. seems like it. penises.
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Yup with me bitches have to have three qualities

Loyalty
Fat Ass
Weed Smoker
 
just finished a [words=https://officialhydromaxpump.com/?uid=6&oid=2&affid=98 ]Bathmate[/words] session. Oh my stars, when I emptied it out, red fucking water. It was blood. I was bleeding and pumped for 17 fucking minutes like that. I wonder if I was pumping all of the blood out of my dick. Well turns out I shaved down there with a cheap shitty ten dollar electric shaver and accidentally nicked myself on my foreskin. I'm completely fine.

Surprisingly did not get fluid build-up, even after 15-17 minutes. Tell you the truth, I was going for fluid build up. I just enjoy that massive plump so much.
 
MassiveVageMan;383039 said:
just finished a [words=https://officialhydromaxpump.com/?uid=6&oid=2&affid=98 ]Bathmate[/words] session. Oh my stars, when I emptied it out, red fucking water. It was blood. I was bleeding and pumped for 17 fucking minutes like that. I wonder if I was pumping all of the blood out of my dick. Well turns out I shaved down there with a cheap shitty ten dollar electric shaver and accidentally nicked myself on my foreskin. I'm completely fine.

Surprisingly did not get fluid build-up, even after 15-17 minutes. Tell you the truth, I was going for fluid build up. I just enjoy that massive plump so much.
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Scare alert! You must have freaked:)
 
doublelongdaddy;383042 said:
Scare alert! You must have freaked:)
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pretty sure I was high so I didn't freak. To be honest it excited me. like fucking a girl on the rag. OH NO I JUST DIDNT OH YES I JUST DID no im kidding seriously unrecommended it's horrifying.
 
Went another 20 minute round right after the blood scare. Clamped. Dude, for the first time I hit 5.75 clamped and sure its fluid buildup but I fight that theory and believe that expansion is expansion and expansion. is. king. so the cause of the expansion is fluid well fluid in a sense is no different than blood.

I was really hoping for a good amount of fluid-buildup with a nice donut and everything. Flip my foreskin right over and the damn thing is beautiful. Felt rather small the last few massages I've had, also it was cold, and I swear the girls think about it. I was still plumper as fuck but more last time and it was longer lasting.

I woke up this morning with a glorious erection as I usually do, and half-asleep-dreaming-awake, I started fucking my blanket like it was my buddy's girlfriend. Look it, I only get turned on by things that may be possible in my life. Some get turned on by fantasies and cartoons. But they are a terrible couple and there was a perfect postsecret last week that went something like this:

[postcard]

"I don't love my boyfriend anymore but if I break up with him I'll have to find a new place to live and quit the job that I love to find one that pays more.

So for now I'm staying."

I went through the motions of how I'd specifically fuck her. How to kiss her, lick her, suck on her, choke her, slap her, and just penetrate her. Show her what the fuck it means to be alive. Open her stupid fucking eyes. What is she doing with him?

I bought 9.5 grams of pot for $60. That comes to about $6.30/gram. It's decent stuff. Marijuana will be legalized. I sincerely consider it a medicine for me personally. Beautiful eases stress. Can't stop smiling. Giggle and laugh more often and inappropriately. Many times I've tried to order something at a food joint or whatever and have to fight back laughter. I just point and nod, cover my massive stupid grin. This stuff can save lives man. Get off your fucking meds and smoke a bit of pot.

Also, pot does wonders for Penis Enlargement.

Went to CVS and tried the blood pressure machine high. Pulse rate: 112. Blood pressure. it was like 113/75. Unreal. 120/80 is supposedly normal.

Take more pictures of your cocks comrades. I took a few of my cock in a mirror while holding a guitar on the ground. One day I may share these pictures. I will commission a painter to paint it. And I will also make a plaster mold out of my erect penis. It will become my front doorknob. I will purchase a picture wallet. I will put in pictures of good-looking people I do not know and rename them with people I do know, and at the last picture sleeve will be a picture of my cock painting. It will be innocent but show her what the fuck is in my pants and if she fucking wants it she can fucking have it and I will give it. I will fucking, give it.

I'd rather have the intimacy, really.
 
MassiveVageMan;383073 said:
pretty sure I was high so I didn't freak. To be honest it excited me. like fucking a girl on the rag. OH NO I JUST DIDNT OH YES I JUST DID no im kidding seriously unrecommended it's horrifying.
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Loving your sense of humor:)
 
So today I went to the strip club with my buddy. I had been to this place many many times prior, but I had never gotten a private lap dance because I figured it sucked, was a waste of money, and I thought I'd prefer a professional massage instead really. I mean a lap dance at 30 bucks for five minutes, 50 for ten minutes, when I can get an hour of massage for 50 bucks. But the two words that had shaped my misguided childhood flashed back into my mind; fuck it.

I chose the waitress. As I usually do actually. The one woman in the house whose tits I hadn't seen coincidentally becomes the woman I want most most times. She was older, barely had tits, looked dead and didn't smile or look at me. I. was. mesmerized. I gave her 30, she hung around a little afterwards, seemingly to wait for a tip, and I did not give her one. Immediately after her, I had another private dance with a young girl. Skinny, small ass, b-cup tits, incredible hair, and seemed so cock-hungry. I gave her a ten dollar tip off the bat, hoping that might buy me a better quality lap dance. I'm lying back on this vinyl with the upper back and head part of 'seat-bed' raised at roughly a 45 degree angle. Hands have to be behind your head and there's a camera in every room but I cheated here in there. This girl was incomparable to the last woman. I forced my dick against her cunt and we humped. (Everyone says grind now don't they. I will forever say we dry-humped.) At one point I told her I wanted to be inside of her. My favorite move of hers is draping her hair across my face. Tits so close I was tempted to suck on one, and I touched her hair and she smelled fucking incredible. I forgot about hair, how it can be so overwhelming sexy. I was reminded of that today. At the end, her still topless, I asked her for a hug, and as we pulled away I touched her right breast and her left nipple. Her name was Honey. I couldn't get a fucking erection with either girl to save my fucking life.

Waterpumped a good 20 minutes this morning, had me a good plumper flaccid, and kept a cock ring on for hours and even during the first lap dance. The second I took it off. Probably was harder during the first one. Got home and clamped. 5.5 EG clamped easy, at times over 5.5. If I pump and then clamp I can get to 5.75. Post workouts I've been getting 5.25. This is not a minor event. Consistently measuring over 5 EG in all conditions. I may or may not be in the process of having cemented 5.25 in no more than two weeks. And I'm going to finally try this damn yohimbe.

The water-pumping, that's number 1. The clamping is a close number 2. I think a month's worth of pumping and clamping is better than three months of manuals. Not always obviously but for most people I think. Number 3 is those damn incredible Isolated Compression Squeezes. That exercise alone in a sense was worth years of Penis Enlargement research. I do them at various speeds and angles. I do them clamped and un-clamped. Once I came doing really really fast ICSs clamped. Felt incredible. Ejaculating clamped is a whole other story but for the most part I'd advise against it.

I love that stretched feeling, bending a 100% erection clamped. All the angles. Preferably at least 20 seconds. I am fucking nuts man, if I am seriously closing in on 5.25, I will go nuts. How fucking long has it been? And I've been kind of lazy about Penis Enlargement too but I do make it a point to at least do some Penis Enlargement. Clamping is very accessible and easy. Can't always water pump because I'm a lazy bastard. But whatever chance I get, I am at least stretching and jelqing throughout the day at random times.

Fellas. Do you guys realize that what we know is fucking amazing? This sort of knowledge of Penis Enlargement? Baffling. Mind-fucking. We have at our disposal an incredible catalog and archive of years upon years of Penis Enlargement information, from thousands of men, right here, in the click of a fucking mouse. Mind-blowing. We are fucking lucky. We are a secret fucking society. I cannot believe how easy it can be to make your penis larger. This here? All of this? This shit is amazing. From a hundred dollar water pump and a fifty cent cable clamp. I may be closing in on .75 inches of girth gained. Do not let me celebrate too early. This is a marathon. Fuck knows why more men don't know about this, why more men don't believe this. One of the only things I've ever been sure about is that what the majority of people believe is almost always false or partially incorrect. Apply that statement to everything. Current events, politics, religion, science. Apply that statement to events in history to see if it has been applicable and it has almost always been.

To think that one could spend an hour everyday, seven fucking hours a week, to make their penis significantly larger in many times less than a year, is a fucking bargain. Other men think,

"Oh, if it were true, I'd have known about it! It'd be more popular and talked about! It's all a scam! Only surgery will enlarge your penis!" (Apply to everything else.)

(2 weeks into Penis Enlargement) "Fuck this shit. This doesn't work. I'm hungry. Where the hell is my XBox controller?"

"I prefer self-pity and brainwashing myself into believing that size doesn't matter and some girl will feel sorry for me and fuck me anyway or some weird lonely shit like that lol."

"Dude, I was totally doing it wrong for six months. I think what I was doing was called "masturbating"."

Men around the world need to know about Penis Enlargement. It should be taught in science and Penis Enlargement class. Well maybe not but something along those lines. I don't think it'd be that hard. We just need a good collage of high-def before and after pictures and that will literally say a million words by itself.

Wish I had gotten hard during those lap dances. Maybe I ought to masturbate less and definitely making it a point to try yohimbe tea today. If you guys out there are looking to try yohimbe, out of the experience reports I've perused on erowid.org, I find that many of the bad experiences stem from using too much. Dosage is key. Start small and keep building yourself up to your comfort level. Always respect these wonderful substances. Pot'll probably help me with an erection too. Does wonders with blood pressure and maybe widening the blood vessels and increases heart rate and my dick is always longer and more plump flaccid under the influence of cannabis.

Don't forget [words=https://officialhydromaxpump.com/?uid=6&oid=2&affid=98 ]Bathmate[/words] stretches. I wish I were a poet. Then I could describe to you the beautiful feeling of a [words=https://officialhydromaxpump.com/?uid=6&oid=2&affid=98 ]Bathmate[/words] stretch. One of these is like ten regular stretches, home-brethren. Be cool my brethren! Geeky Lord of the Rings type of word but I could see black guys saying "Ay yo my brethren be here, mate, catch you on the opposite side of that which we are now located."

This is the shit I talk about in therapy. [words=http://www.mattersofsize.com/join-now.html]MOS[/words], you are my sleeping therapist, listening to me ramble on and on, on the couch. I love me an older woman. Something beautiful about an older woman that you can't get from a young girl. Again, I wish I were a poet.
 
It's been a month. I've had a few sexual escapades, some life was lived, and some things have transpired. But for several reasons now I'll just keep this update to Penis Enlargement. I think I'd like to go bowling soon. Haven't done that in a while.

So before I left you, I was at 5 EG. I am now at = 5.125 or 5 1/8 EG.

Clamped = 5.375 or 5 3/8 EG. Before I was 5.25 clamped.

So that's an 1/8 of an inch or .125.

I don't really care about my length and thus don't measure it as much, but I don't think it's changed much. Which I'm actually happy about because of previous fears of unevenness. 6 NBP and 6.5 BPenis EnlargementL. Might've gained .25 inches maybe. Who knows lol. I really don't stretch that much. That might be a factor. I'm a jelqing, bending, high erection Penis Enlargement maniac. I feel like we should have avatars specializing in different aspects of Penis Enlargement. Meet ZOAR, THE [words=http://www.phallosan.com/shop/catalog/default.php?z=eNortjIxtVKyL0pNszWxMFcrSSxKTy2JL0hMT7U1UisoykyxtbBQSy4tLsnPjS8uKcrMS7dVsgZcMMpbEbo%2C]ADS[/words] MASTER, SPenis EnlargementCIALIZING IN LONG ASS Penis EnlargementNIS. Meet GALLY, THE CLAMPenis EnlargementR, SPenis EnlargementCIALIZING IN HIGH CONSTRICTION EXERCISES. Who's up for telephone D&D? Anyone? How about chess through the mail? Fuck yeah! Honor system on rolls baby.

Tried a new exercise the other day. Inspired by a wall push exercise someone here came up with. I put my palm on my head whilst clamped, then push down. Not sure about it.

I have been very bad with Penis Enlargement in the last month. There are no excuses. Really ought to water pump more. Did do my first bath session with the [words=https://officialhydromaxpump.com/?uid=6&oid=2&affid=98 ]Bathmate[/words]. Other times it's only been filled up through the faucet. Long time since I've took a bath as well. Relaxing. Still clamping and doing hardcore clamped exercises that's almost like breaking off my dick, or un-peeling a banana. I think my base girth may be lacking, but I could give a shit. If there was one part of my dick where the girth could lax a bit, it'd be there, considering vagina's.

So, I'm 5.125 EG now! +.125 baby!

M. O. S.; We grow penises here.
 
Love this thread too, specifically the bowling comment:)
 
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