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Best of today! Me and my friend + some other friends where about to hang out today.
For interessted:
We went out to the beach (yes believe it or not) playing some what we call "P-I-G". You are going to keep the football/soccerball in the air without making it touch the ground. 3 misses = P-I-G.
So we are trixing with the ball with our feet and heads to eachother and voila! My friend had to dip himself in the water after 3 misses. When he came up he had to take a towel and exchange shorts, and guess what? He doesnt look bigger than average size in flaccid state. I would say bellow 10 cm at least in flaccid. The mystery is to be continued! Very suspicous haha
For interessted:
We went out to the beach (yes believe it or not) playing some what we call "P-I-G". You are going to keep the football/soccerball in the air without making it touch the ground. 3 misses = P-I-G.
So we are trixing with the ball with our feet and heads to eachother and voila! My friend had to dip himself in the water after 3 misses. When he came up he had to take a towel and exchange shorts, and guess what? He doesnt look bigger than average size in flaccid state. I would say bellow 10 cm at least in flaccid. The mystery is to be continued! Very suspicous haha
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Sorry bro, George W. Bush has already filled all the pages in that onedoublelongdaddy;340308 said:There must be a section for people who say dumb things, I can be the star
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By the way,there is a strange phenom on a lot of dating sites regarding the size of the guys. A lot claim to be 10 inches,but when you check their vidz where they fuck their gf:s they only seem to be 4-5 " EL.
What kind of strange world do we live in?
As Ive stated before, a guy with confidence and a 2 inch dick can rule the playboy mansion,while a insecure 7 inch guy can not even rule the junkyard.
Or something similar,do not really remmember my own post
What kind of strange world do we live in?
As Ive stated before, a guy with confidence and a 2 inch dick can rule the playboy mansion,while a insecure 7 inch guy can not even rule the junkyard.
Or something similar,do not really remmember my own post
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c.phantasy;340451 said:
the kind where assholes like w bush "steal" opps i mean win the first election then get elected again. and where billionaire cocksuckers like michael bloomberg, dont do shit for nyc but stick it to the people who live there... and hes able to elect himself a third term, without any voters...
c.phantasy;340451 said:
oh shit, is that what Hefner's packin?
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First off, like red said, girls have no clue. They see it from the front and they add an extra bit. I'm around 9 inches + in their book.
The smart girls do a fist over fist grip and see how much sticks out the top. I had a girl do that when I was less than 7.5 and her eyes bugged out. 7+ is a big dick by most women's standards.
Every guy lies. It's called rounding. I'm 8" I've measured it there on a good day. Sometimes I'm 7.5". I call it an 8". When I was 7.75, I just called it 8". It sounds weird to add fractions.
As Ive always said, the best way to feel good about your cock size is to hook a tape measure in your butt and measure from there.
The smart girls do a fist over fist grip and see how much sticks out the top. I had a girl do that when I was less than 7.5 and her eyes bugged out. 7+ is a big dick by most women's standards.
Every guy lies. It's called rounding. I'm 8" I've measured it there on a good day. Sometimes I'm 7.5". I call it an 8". When I was 7.75, I just called it 8". It sounds weird to add fractions.
As Ive always said, the best way to feel good about your cock size is to hook a tape measure in your butt and measure from there.
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Good honest true response admiral and honestly Opa I wouldnt worry about this anymore because your doing pe and gaining so no need to even worry about this ... doesnt matter if he's a liar, got nothing to do with you really and if you make it rule you and really worry you than your one of the insecure guys and well, thats not attractive to anyone.
I was sitting with a buddy and his gf having a beer a few years ago and his gf starts bragging how she measured his dick the other night....and was 9.5" long. My buddy is sitting there with this smug look on his face and I laughed right out loud and called bullshit.
She starts defending her claim and say's she used a tape measure and it really is 9.5" long. So I held up my arm and told her and him that my forearm measures 9.5" on the inside from the middle of my elbow to the base of my palm (which it does). I wrapped my left hand around my forearm and said "if you have 9.5" then whip it out and prove it and I'll give you $100.00 per inch"
He did'nt whip it out and started trying to change the subject real fast...I never lost the $950.00.
Another old friend was constantly bragging about his 9 incher to everyone around not realizing that I had been fucking his gf for years before he even knew her. So I says to her "well, who's got the bigger cock?" She told me that I had him beat in lenght, girth and aesthetics. I'm around 7.25".
Moral of the story is: guys and girls bullshit about penis size.
She starts defending her claim and say's she used a tape measure and it really is 9.5" long. So I held up my arm and told her and him that my forearm measures 9.5" on the inside from the middle of my elbow to the base of my palm (which it does). I wrapped my left hand around my forearm and said "if you have 9.5" then whip it out and prove it and I'll give you $100.00 per inch"
He did'nt whip it out and started trying to change the subject real fast...I never lost the $950.00.
Another old friend was constantly bragging about his 9 incher to everyone around not realizing that I had been fucking his gf for years before he even knew her. So I says to her "well, who's got the bigger cock?" She told me that I had him beat in lenght, girth and aesthetics. I'm around 7.25".
Moral of the story is: guys and girls bullshit about penis size.
I've mostly heard tall tales in my experiences. The first time one of my friends threw out a size # was when I was in college. This guy was 6-2 330 lbs (offensive guard, a lot of body fat) claimed to be 7 1/2- 8" and said he could shoot 8 feet when he ejaculated. I was like whatever. Then another friend of mine jumped right in and said he was 8 1/2 - 9". This guy was 6-9 330 lbs (offensive tackle) black man. I thought that his claim might be possible due to his height. Then I thought, if a 7 foot guy had an average sized penis, it would probably look small, so I'm undecided on the height to penis correlation.
Another one is this guy who I used to work with. He would get all kinds of hot women (actresses, strippers, cops, lawyers, professionals, etc). They would just come to him left and right, and totally ignore me. Anyways, he claimed to be 8" long with a lot of girth (he also claims to bench 455 lbs, but I've never seen him be able to do more than 275 lbs). I seriously doubt his claim, but he is half black, so it is possible that it could be true.
The most ridiculous claim I heard was from my physical therapist. He was about 5-5 130 lbs, and said that his girlfriend measured him at 12". He clamied to "only" be 10" and his girl gave him boost. I doubt this dude even had 10 cm.
The one measurement that I do believe was from a friend of mine that claimed he either had worked or was about to work for the ���� company Extreme Associates. He has a tongue like Gene Simmons and claimed his penis was 10 1/2". Somebody called him on it, so he dropped his pants. We didn't question on anything he claimed ever again. I briefly glanced at it, and for lack of a better term, it was more like an animal penis than a human one. He had massive length and girth and I can only hope that one day I can achieve size like that.
I've personally never talked about my actual measurement in public to anyone, and probably never will.
Another one is this guy who I used to work with. He would get all kinds of hot women (actresses, strippers, cops, lawyers, professionals, etc). They would just come to him left and right, and totally ignore me. Anyways, he claimed to be 8" long with a lot of girth (he also claims to bench 455 lbs, but I've never seen him be able to do more than 275 lbs). I seriously doubt his claim, but he is half black, so it is possible that it could be true.
The most ridiculous claim I heard was from my physical therapist. He was about 5-5 130 lbs, and said that his girlfriend measured him at 12". He clamied to "only" be 10" and his girl gave him boost. I doubt this dude even had 10 cm.
The one measurement that I do believe was from a friend of mine that claimed he either had worked or was about to work for the ���� company Extreme Associates. He has a tongue like Gene Simmons and claimed his penis was 10 1/2". Somebody called him on it, so he dropped his pants. We didn't question on anything he claimed ever again. I briefly glanced at it, and for lack of a better term, it was more like an animal penis than a human one. He had massive length and girth and I can only hope that one day I can achieve size like that.
I've personally never talked about my actual measurement in public to anyone, and probably never will.
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I do think most men or boys even, lie allot about the size they have and always will because who on earth will say to a mate they have a small tiny penis? hardly anyone unless they really trust that person and are close freinds with them and I have had such close freinds in the past that worried over matters like that.
Its also like girls lieing about size they have had which makes them sounds good, this is why they do it imo and from my knowledge of psychology, its to give them a boost infront of usually peers [other women] as some dont want to be the ones who only have the small dicks, its for some women like a weakness I can only guess at here??? no other explanation really, just a farce if you ask me and oneday when they mature and their pussy is sagging down their ankles that they have nothing now.
Zartan, the men you mention is very typical of men all across the globe ... makes them in their own warped mind think they are more ALPHA and manly, virile hahaha load of crap and a real alpha male as I said earlier who had a big cock would never belittle his fellow man like that and this is because he has INTEGRITY, MORALS, RESPenis EnlargementCT, MANNERS and KNOWS ... he's the man and has nothing in the world to prove to others or feels he must, why should he? I'm not talking about he needs to be a hard ass or anything as hard men and alpha males arent all like that at all but they can all stand their ground when need be and do so like a dog but the manner its done in is rather unique.
These boys you speak about with so called large wangs are merely trying to makeup for their pathetic insecure views on the world of penis size and are prbably hopeless in bed tbh plus you mention the guy is half black, this has nothing to do with size and is all BS and have you never thought that maybe just MAYBE he has just flings with women? but has a special attraction they like, charisma and they enjoy his company .. its not all about cock cock cock.
I must have been a women in my past life because the amount of times women have told me I'm a wizzard in bed and make them cum over and over with my tongue is unbelievable really. Women say to me that I'm so careing, selfless, thoughtful, powerful lover that they just cant figure me out why I'm like that and other guys are wham bam thank you mam or cant last 5 minutes or dont want to kiss them all over, massage them and lick them ... just want to lick tits and bite the pussy.
I love to GIVE rather than receive in sex and that is what makes me good in bed and a great lover, sorry if I sounds arrogant saying this and dont mean to be but its true.
Anyman and I mean ANYMAN can be a god in bed, a wizzard of the sheets with simply a different approach and attitude to the situation.
Thinking women are so into size is just stupid and many guys here have mental problems with this I'm 100% certain and its really sad to read, like my wife loves my new 1 inch length and she is cumming like mad and I want more for her ... wtf, your wife is probably more excited because your more CONFIDENT in bed from your bigger dick and so are better in bed and doing more to her than before when you were crap and the whole cumming is from that not really from the larger penis as many women dont cum from penetration alone plus remember if your in a relashinship or love someone than she is loveing you, not your penis .. remember this and its how you perform that matters.
I know many women who have said size means nothing at all and they prefer average cocks and that guys with that size take MORE TIME ON THEM IN BED and are better lovers, most large guys are seen as jokers, jerks, arrogant, arseholes etc that think they can bed anything they want and are god in bed, but they usually are selfish and crap in bed, this is where the line is drawn ... HOW GOOD ARE THESE GUYS IN BED? Hydromaxmmm not very I bet but hey size queens exist so let them have those.
Dont ever let others get you down, and swim always to the nearest shoreline and work from that. I never let it play with my head because I know what I want, what I will get and how I want it.
peace
Its also like girls lieing about size they have had which makes them sounds good, this is why they do it imo and from my knowledge of psychology, its to give them a boost infront of usually peers [other women] as some dont want to be the ones who only have the small dicks, its for some women like a weakness I can only guess at here??? no other explanation really, just a farce if you ask me and oneday when they mature and their pussy is sagging down their ankles that they have nothing now.
Zartan, the men you mention is very typical of men all across the globe ... makes them in their own warped mind think they are more ALPHA and manly, virile hahaha load of crap and a real alpha male as I said earlier who had a big cock would never belittle his fellow man like that and this is because he has INTEGRITY, MORALS, RESPenis EnlargementCT, MANNERS and KNOWS ... he's the man and has nothing in the world to prove to others or feels he must, why should he? I'm not talking about he needs to be a hard ass or anything as hard men and alpha males arent all like that at all but they can all stand their ground when need be and do so like a dog but the manner its done in is rather unique.
These boys you speak about with so called large wangs are merely trying to makeup for their pathetic insecure views on the world of penis size and are prbably hopeless in bed tbh plus you mention the guy is half black, this has nothing to do with size and is all BS and have you never thought that maybe just MAYBE he has just flings with women? but has a special attraction they like, charisma and they enjoy his company .. its not all about cock cock cock.
I must have been a women in my past life because the amount of times women have told me I'm a wizzard in bed and make them cum over and over with my tongue is unbelievable really. Women say to me that I'm so careing, selfless, thoughtful, powerful lover that they just cant figure me out why I'm like that and other guys are wham bam thank you mam or cant last 5 minutes or dont want to kiss them all over, massage them and lick them ... just want to lick tits and bite the pussy.
I love to GIVE rather than receive in sex and that is what makes me good in bed and a great lover, sorry if I sounds arrogant saying this and dont mean to be but its true.
Anyman and I mean ANYMAN can be a god in bed, a wizzard of the sheets with simply a different approach and attitude to the situation.
Thinking women are so into size is just stupid and many guys here have mental problems with this I'm 100% certain and its really sad to read, like my wife loves my new 1 inch length and she is cumming like mad and I want more for her ... wtf, your wife is probably more excited because your more CONFIDENT in bed from your bigger dick and so are better in bed and doing more to her than before when you were crap and the whole cumming is from that not really from the larger penis as many women dont cum from penetration alone plus remember if your in a relashinship or love someone than she is loveing you, not your penis .. remember this and its how you perform that matters.
I know many women who have said size means nothing at all and they prefer average cocks and that guys with that size take MORE TIME ON THEM IN BED and are better lovers, most large guys are seen as jokers, jerks, arrogant, arseholes etc that think they can bed anything they want and are god in bed, but they usually are selfish and crap in bed, this is where the line is drawn ... HOW GOOD ARE THESE GUYS IN BED? Hydromaxmmm not very I bet but hey size queens exist so let them have those.
Dont ever let others get you down, and swim always to the nearest shoreline and work from that. I never let it play with my head because I know what I want, what I will get and how I want it.
peace
If guys only realized how fortunate they are. Compared to the vast majority of the animal kingdom the average sized human male penis is disproportionately huge. If we were analogous to males of other species in the genitals-to-body mass department the average penis would be about 3" ERECT. Just another reason we're superior to animals. Thumbs, highly developed brains, sophisticated language and HUGE COCKS!
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REDZULU2003;340791 said:
hahahahaha and their male counter parts will have their testicles in thier socks, by then too.
REDZULU2003;340791 said:
i agree, im a Spaniard and dont have any black ancestry in me (to my knowledge) and i was told by some of the members on this forum that i was startin out big. so yea, race has nothin to do with penis size...i wish the media would one day understand that.
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This has turned out to be a damn good thread and so I have moved it to the sexuality section because its more into that topic than actual penis enlargement.
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REDZULU2003;340130 said:
LALALALALALA HEHE
sorry i couldnt stop grinning, look at my signature :]Personally I wouldn't believe anything my male friends say with small exeptions. I got a friend who is claiming 7,3' length and 6,9' girth (naturaly) and actually I do believe him. He is 6'7'' high, weighting 260lbs. His hands are twice as big as mine and his feet are size 19 (europe:55). So it would quite fit. Never saw his weiner though.
Well most of the time I don't believe untill I see it. My other friend said he had a 9 incher and ofc I said yeah right.. Untill we went to the gym together and he packed his thing out for the shower. It was like 6,'2 to 6,3' FLACCID. Daaamn...
Yes there are exeptions.
Also I seem to have a bit of a misunderstanding of what a big cock is. Probably I have watched to much ���� but I just cannot imagine a guy who is like 6'3'' with a 6 inch penis which is said to be slighty above average. If a measure my own cock and look where the 5,5' mark is I gotta say DAMN! thats so short! Most of the time I even think my dick is rather small. Sick huh?
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Made me smile reading that as your stats fit that guy rather well lol
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