I may be making one of these...
My BIB is out of commission.
I don't have a Lowe's anywhere near me.
I do have a Wal-Mart and Home Depot in driving distance.

Seems like some guys used gel shoe insoles instead of floor grippers from Lowe's.
Is that better? Do you need the paint sticks below it?
Cheers to the Cappy....:drinkup:
 
Ulcasterdropout said:
I may be making one of these...
My BIB is out of commission.

What happened to your Bib?
 
Is anyone willing to make a wench for college student(me)? Please PM me if you can do it. Thanks guys!
 
Im2-
Check your PMs, I think it will help - but I have to know: Why can't you make one? Do they not allow students at your school to use scissors?
:)
 
No that not why! lol but i have been very busy with school work and working 2 jobs to pay off school soo shit gets stressful. But thanks for thePM capn i appreciate it.
 
REDZULU2003 said:
I have released the pictures of my simple homemade hanger.
Its based on the captains wrench...it is that except can be made quicker by cheap skates like me ;) the poor mans captains wrench I suppose.

Anyway my diagrams AINT NO WAY GREAT....well their pix.

I used a Milk chocolate tub as the penis.

The pix should give you all an idea onto how this is made.

Simply you need these things to make it

#1: A strong wash cloth - a thickish one that will stand weight.
#2: String, like that from shoe laces.

Thats all you need to make this simple hanger.

This is how to make it.

#1: get ya sexy washcloth and fold it in half.
This should now be big enough to go around your penis - if not get a bigger cloth.

#2: Get a knife, scissors and at the top of the cloth near the edge but NOT right at the edge...leave a 1/2 inch.....jab a hole in it....make this hole so its center wise along the line.
Do the same thing....two more holes 3/4 of an inch to the right and left of the center hole.

This is for our string....it will go in and out of these holes....making sure the pressure from the hang doesnt rip the cloth and also so the weight is evenly balanced out.

#3: Get the string and push thru'' the center hole.
Than down thru the left hole, come up thru'' the right hole and than back down the left hole.
Finally come up again thru'' the center hole.
Do this at least this many times....but you can do it quite a few times if the string is any longer.

#4: Tie a double knot at the center hole.
Pull the string and monitor the cloth at the holes.
The force should pull all wholes...it looks okay...continue.

#5: simply get 5lbs of weight to start with or whatever ya hang, I have gone upto 15lbs with this thing and no probz....dunno any weight over that.
Tie the string thru'' the holes of the weights and knot...simple as.

#6: Now to fasten it to the penis.
Make sure ya flaccid.
Get the cloth so the knotted center is on top of the penis just under the head.
Wrap the cloth around the penis...it should now have the holes at the top of the penis not far away from the head with the ends of the cloth under the penis.

#7: Get a medium sized clamp.
Clamp off say 2 inches away from the base....just make it so its not quite mid-shaft....this is to ensure safety.
Clamp as tight as you can, circulation will be alright as the cloth will minimize some of the torniquet effect from the clamp - like a barrier.

Now your ready to hang.
20 minutes is usually the norm'' for a session.

I like this hanger alot.
My pictures in the Zipped attatcHydromaxent should help you more.

goodluck.

any questions than fire away.
cya

try the above if you cant make the captains wrench, its my poor mans version. You can use something else instaed of a wash cloth, something more stronger if you can..just aslong its flexible to go around your penis and holes can go into it for the string. It must be able to take weight, otherwise it'll tear. ALso heres the link to a few pix of the device http://www.mattersofsize.com/forum/attachment.php?attachmentid=1049
 
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what do you guys think of useing a hose clamp instead of the cable clamp for useing it as the ADS? I was thinking that the cable clamp would be sort of hard to hide compareably. any thoughts? pros? cons?
 
loco said:
what do you guys think of useing a hose clamp instead of the cable clamp for useing it as the ADS? I was thinking that the cable clamp would be sort of hard to hide compareably. any thoughts? pros? cons?

Other than having to use a screwdriver to take the hose clamp off? No, should work just fine.
 
loco said:
what do you guys think of useing a hose clamp instead of the cable clamp for useing it as the ADS? I was thinking that the cable clamp would be sort of hard to hide compareably. any thoughts? pros? cons?
Loco-

Cons: What Gravesubject said (as well as severe embarrassment/humiliation at airport metal detectors).
Pros: None that can't be matched by using a releasable cable tie.

Note that I said releasable - don't even play around with the unreleasable kind. Nasty little buggers.

They sell the releasable type really cheap in many hardware, electrical, or big-box stores. Some as good as an inch in width.
 
Hammer1967 said:
I would purchase one if someone was willing to make one for me.

How about this: I'll make up a few CWs and send them to DLD (if he's interested), anyone who wants to buy one can order it from DLD and the profits will go to support MoS.

DLD, what do you think?
 
Gravesubject said:
How about this: I'll make up a few CWs and send them to DLD (if he's interested), anyone who wants to buy one can order it from DLD and the profits will go to support MoS.

DLD, what do you think?

The Captain is very strict about No Sale of the wenches.
 
Well, I have a 1" model that I built to see if I liked it more than my 1.5" one (Ok, I'm a smaller guy so the 2" was just way too big for me).

I'm willing to GIVE it for the cost of shipping to someone. It can possibly be used as a model for building your own maybe (if you don't use it). I only have the LONG 24" strap for this one though (the 10" strap I use for hanging-yes, I hang with this just about every night).

Anyway, PM me if interested. I couldn't imagine it would cost much more than $5.00 to ship. I'll take pay pal.

Ok, this is IF the Captain wouldn't mind me giving it away but covering shipping and packing materials. It is his idea and I don't want to do anything to make him mad. I'm not charging for the cost of the materials to make it since I don't use it anyway.
 
philadelph said:
The Captain is very strict about No Sale of the wenches.

Eh? I must have missed that.

Hmm. "All profits will go to support MoS." Fuck altruism?

Whatever. I certainly don't want to piss anyone off for trying to help out MoS and the guys who can't get this stuff or make it a CW themselves.

Cheers y'all!
 
I think he's OK with selling it for the cost of materials and shipping. He doesn't want people profitting from it though. I made millionman a Wench, but instead of money he made me a DIY FR cone.
 
Thanks captn for the instructions for the wench. I just finished making mine tonight and just hung my first 5 pound weight.. I was able to go about 10 minutes, I didn't wrap first... I will next time. we should start calling you "captain CRUNCH" ha ha pun intended!
 

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This device is very intriguing I may try to make one of these and see how it feels. I'm also considering a redi-stretcher. Anyway very cool Idea for a hanger.
 
I just made one of these myself. Works like a charm - the only thing I'm using different (until my cable clamps come in) is a hose clamp. Since it's more circular than oval, I'm taking it off for a couple minutes every 15 minutes or so to allow better circulation. Thanks for the idea Cap...much more economic for us poor folk.
 
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