Crazy Doc

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You stop your girl from giving you a blowjob, exclaiming, "Woah! Look at that head swell, get off, I need to put my extender on!!"

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Benji

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when everything you look at becomes a potential stretching device, and when you put off sex so your regime does not get interrupted :p

hahah great thread
 

Turnover

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When you notice you're penis is breathing and trying to steal food off your plate.
 
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When you masturbate but don't ejaculate in fear of being limp, small, and losing the great pump .
 

animalwannabe

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1. When I have sex with my girlfriend and tell her I can't bust because I need to make gains. (Doesn't happen much anymore I've said fuck it and let it go.)

2. When I'm getting a blowjob from my girlfriend and I talk her into talking dirty to me 'Your dick is gonna get so big from this edging' or 'I can feel the expansion in my mouth'.
 

Priapus90

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You have MOS as your homepage on your fav internet browser!!
 

JunBug

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when driving home from work you jelq at every stoplight...
 

rebel2011

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When you compare your arm to dld's penis.... seriously man that thing is freaking HUGE
 

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