When you use your Bathmate X-40 to unclog your sink and toilet
 
When sausage is officially off the menu
 
When you feel disappointed your dick does not touch the toilet water
 
When your checking out in the grocery store and have of your bags are food and the other half are Vaseline, Baby Powder, Hair Ties and other Penis Enlargement necessities :)
 
When you try to rent movies with small dicks to make you girl think you are a monster
 
doublelongdaddy;429131 said:
When your checking out in the grocery store and have of your bags are food and the other half are Vaseline, Baby Powder, Hair Ties and other Penis Enlargement necessities :)

so true!
 
When a bird in the hand is better than two in the bush
 
DLD is completely dominating this thread-cmon people, let's have some more!!!

"You get a reputation as a gimp due to your constant limp from wearing an extender all the time..."

"you say things like "let me know if I can touch your ovaries yet" during sex..."
 
When you wake up in the morning and your hand is stretching your dick!! (no lie, that's happened to me)
 
doublelongdaddy;429131 said:
When your checking out in the grocery store and have of your bags are food and the other half are Vaseline, Baby Powder, Hair Ties and other Penis Enlargement necessities :)

LOL!!! That's ME!!!
 
crazy doc;429309 said:
"you say things like "let me know if i can touch your ovaries yet" during sex..."

hahaha
 
You know you're addicted to Penis Enlargement when...

comparing your dick size to the cans in the grocery is a daily ritual.
 
sizerp;429561 said:
You know you're addicted to Penis Enlargement when...

comparing your dick size to the cans in the grocery is a daily ritual.

Especially some of the hair spray cans that make __________ look small:)
 
lazyhanger;429539 said:
When you watch the bulge of other man, even if you're not gay.
...kinda gay.. I will never be into pe that much
Priapus90;429348 said:
When your bed room starts to smell like your jelqing lube!!
hahaha I'm addicted to beating it... My female friends walked in my room and were like mmmm it smells good in here. I was like <.< ... I'm so glad they don't know that's the smell of my raspberry and tropical flavored lubes.

I buy flavored cause it's the same cost as other stuff but it's flavored in case I have a girl over and she wants to blow me :)
 
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