Captn's Wench: PE Device

Q,

A complete guide is in the works. It should be here almost any day now. If you can hold your breath a bit, the answer you seek will be revealed! And I promise you will be amazed and delighted at the simplicity and low cost of the thing, as well as how nicely it actually works. I have the prototype, and it is the most usable ADS I have ever owned. It is also way safer than the others I have tried. I really can wear it all day, something I have never actually accomplished with at least a half-dozen other ADS I have bought over the years - not one of them costing less than $170.

Since I have taken a Pirate's Oath with the Captn, all I can say for now is don't throw away those long pieces of Velcro left over from the Wench construction, and save a buck for a trip to the dollar store...

I am making my own very simple back to basics homemade Captains wrench.
I will post here when Ihave it done...when that will be I dunno??? hopefully by nect week anyway.
I aimt to make a design that anyone can build in 10 minutes from shit around the home, and still be as safe and strong as a captains wrench.

Can't wait to see it Red!

I went 30 minutes fulcrum hanging lastnight with it...went well indeed cant belive I didnt do this before its so fucking quick to set up.

All I used was a strong table wipe, string and a medium sizezed cable clamp - ofcourse a 5lb weight.

I will release more info'' here later on with pix of the device.

Waiting for this manual from Captn Hook is like waiting for a late christmas present that you really want. I come and check on this forum multiple times daily with the excitment of a child thinking"Is it here yet?" Man this is a long wait but I know it is going to be worth it. Does anyone know the date when CaptNHook will be done with it?

I know your manual is going to be off the hook to RED!!! Bring it on becuase I know it is going to be hot!!!

Originally posted by KingD
Waiting for this manual from Captn Hook is like waiting for a late christmas present that you really want. I come and check on this forum multiple times daily with the excitment of a child thinking"Is it here yet?" Man this is a long wait but I know it is going to be worth it. Does anyone know the date when CaptNHook will be done with it?

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King, I know what you mean! I imagine Hook is quite busy right now because he has children and they are off school for the holidays. He told me at our last Pirate Union meeting that he had hoped to get it done before the holidays started, but Christmas is a busy time of year for a family man. I think most kids start back at school this coming week, so with any luck he might finish it up and end all our breath holding in a few days.

Plus, to be honest, he assigned me to writing part of the manual and I only turned in my work Friday (I know, I am a bad Pirate - but I had a Hell of a time getting good photographs). With my part in, and me nagging him several times every day, and with his kids back at school - it should be really soon now. Did I mention I am nagging him?

I myself am having a lot of difficulty waiting. From what he has told me, it should be pretty "awesome". I was hoping he would have me check it for errors, but alas I have seen no beta copy. And so I too, a collaborator myself, must wait. Ah, the indignity of it all!

I have released the pictures of my simple homemade hanger.
Its based on the captains wrench...it is that except can be made quicker by cheap skates like me the poor mans captains wrench I suppose.

Anyway my diagrams AINT NO WAY GREAT....well their pix.

I used a Milk chocolate tub as the penis.

The pix should give you all an idea onto how this is made.

Simply you need these things to make it

#1: A strong wash cloth - a thickish one that will stand weight.
#2: String, like that from shoe laces.

Thats all you need to make this simple hanger.

This is how to make it.

#1: get ya sexy washcloth and fold it in half.
This should now be big enough to go around your penis - if not get a bigger cloth.

#2: Get a knife, scissors and at the top of the cloth near the edge but NOT right at the edge...leave a 1/2 inch.....jab a hole in it....make this hole so its center wise along the line.
Do the same thing....two more holes 3/4 of an inch to the right and left of the center hole.

This is for our string....it will go in and out of these holes....making sure the pressure from the hang doesnt rip the cloth and also so the weight is evenly balanced out.

#3: Get the string and push thru'' the center hole.
Than down thru the left hole, come up thru'' the right hole and than back down the left hole.
Finally come up again thru'' the center hole.
Do this at least this many times....but you can do it quite a few times if the string is any longer.

#4: Tie a double knot at the center hole.
Pull the string and monitor the cloth at the holes.
The force should pull all wholes...it looks okay...continue.

#5: simply get 5lbs of weight to start with or whatever ya hang, I have gone upto 15lbs with this thing and no probz....dunno any weight over that.
Tie the string thru'' the holes of the weights and knot...simple as.

#6: Now to fasten it to the penis.
Make sure ya flaccid.
Get the cloth so the knotted center is on top of the penis just under the head.
Wrap the cloth around the penis...it should now have the holes at the top of the penis not far away from the head with the ends of the cloth under the penis.

#7: Get a medium sized clamp.
Clamp off say 2 inches away from the base....just make it so its not quite mid-shaft....this is to ensure safety.
Clamp as tight as you can, circulation will be alright as the cloth will minimize some of the torniquet effect from the clamp - like a barrier.

Now your ready to hang.
20 minutes is usually the norm'' for a session.

I like this hanger alot.
My pictures in the Zipped attatcHydromaxent should help you more.

goodluck.

any questions than fire away.
cya

Is it here, is it here. OOOHH!! I guess not yet. I'll just go back to lurking in the shadows.LOL

I am getting a wrench soon, I cant wait to try it!

1st hanging set ever did 5 pounds BTC without a problem, makes me wonder what all of the talk of hanging being a pain is! LOL
Instead of the grippers I used mouse pad glued to pieces of paint stick (in right measurements of course). I think this might be more effective than the grippers, as the hard surface spreads the pressure more length wise, and the soft rubber hugs the shaft more, spreading the pressure around the shaft.

Does anyone know how much the wrech can handle with weight?

Quij,

Great idea with the mousepad on the paint stick! I have used gel insoles on paint sticks, and I am thinking the mousepad would be every bit as good if not even better! Great thinking there, I am going to try that out myself once I get my hands on a mousepad. I can hang without wrapping with the gel insoles for a set or two, I am thinking the mousepad might just increase that. Your name might be tough, but your brain is sharp...

Supra, I hang comfortably at 15 pounds regularly now. I have tried the Wench for sets at up to 25 pounds just to test various crazy ideas and theories. It has been comfortable even then.

any comments on what I built here?

huh, no comments ya ungrateful trats, fuck ya than

Originally posted by REDZULU2003
huh, no comments ya ungrateful trats, fuck ya than

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Can't see the pictures. What program do you use to open them? I tried wordpad, notepad, word, etc. unsuccessfully

heres the zip to the pix

http://www.mattersofsize.com/forum/attachment.php?s=&postid=32251

ya need winzip

It doesn't appear to be a zip file. I have winrar and it doesn't recognize it as a zipped file

well it is a Winzip file.

Hey red what you think about my wench?