Tahir is Here to School Ya'll on How to Make Gains

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Tahir Aqbar

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Meh.

Penis Enlargement.

Fuck I was like 7.0 BPEL and the last girl complained about my size.

But she liked it too. Was I really too big?

After a while, it started to feel like she could take a little more. [words=https://officialhydromaxpump.com/?uid=6&oid=2&affid=98 ]Hm[/words]... I enjoyed the new maneuverability. She fucked more often. Hell, it hardly ever felt like I was tearing open a gash, watching her cringe with every thrust.

After a while she could take it so why did she complain?

She was insecure my friends. Insecure of her tall, lean, muscular boyfriend and his deep voice and his big cock. Poison dripping - it's a concept brought up by the pickup artist RSDTyler. Ya'll should look it up.

I wish I had a bag a of psychedelic mushrooms and a cigar box of blunts so I could visit my ancestors in Valhalla and get to the bottom of this situation. Do I really want a huge dick? Fuck it. Let's do it.

Ok. So how do I take my reasonably packaged penis of 7.0 BPEL x 5.? Girth to 8 EL x 6.0 Girth?

Well, buy actually training like I've got a brain between my ears that's how. So, the principles of penis enlargement are... anyone? Anyone? Hanging and Jelqing. It's like squats and dead lifts. I don't care what ya'll say... even if DLD swoops in here and stabs me with his 3rd leg, I stand by the statement - hanging and jelqing.

So here's the super complex routine I'm going to do that took me from 5.8 to 7.2 BPEL:

Hanging 3 to 5 sets of 20 min at whateverfuckingweightIfeellike.
Jelquing 1 to 2 sets of 10 min

OMG guyzzz making a routine is so hard... I'll post on here about my progress whenever I feel like it. Peace. :cool:
 
Tahir Aqbar;592048 said:
Meh.

Penis Enlargement.

Fuck I was like 7.0 BPEL and the last girl complained about my size.

But she liked it too. Was I really too big?

After a while, it started to feel like she could take a little more. [words=https://officialhydromaxpump.com/?uid=6&oid=2&affid=98 ]Hm[/words]... I enjoyed the new maneuverability. She fucked more often. Hell, it hardly ever felt like I was tearing open a gash, watching her cringe with every thrust.

After a while she could take it so why did she complain?

She was insecure my friends. Insecure of her tall, lean, muscular boyfriend and his deep voice and his big cock. Poison dripping - it's a concept brought up by the pickup artist RSDTyler. Ya'll should look it up.

I wish I had a bag a of psychedelic mushrooms and a cigar box of blunts so I could visit my ancestors in Valhalla and get to the bottom of this situation. Do I really want a huge dick? Fuck it. Let's do it.

Ok. So how do I take my reasonably packaged penis of 7.0 BPEL x 5.? Girth to 8 EL x 6.0 Girth?

Well, buy actually training like I've got a brain between my ears that's how. So, the principles of penis enlargement are... anyone? Anyone? Hanging and Jelqing. It's like squats and dead lifts. I don't care what ya'll say... even if DLD swoops in here and stabs me with his 3rd leg, I stand by the statement - hanging and jelqing.

So here's the super complex routine I'm going to do that took me from 5.8 to 7.2 BPEL:

Hanging 3 to 5 sets of 20 min at whateverfuckingweightIfeellike.
Jelquing 1 to 2 sets of 10 min

OMG guyzzz making a routine is so hard... I'll post on here about my progress whenever I feel like it. Peace. :cool:
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im in a fairly similar situation to you atm (minus the girlfriend). my current program doesnt look much like yours, so it will be interesting to see how they compare a few weeks/ months down the line in terms of gains
 
jordey;592049 said:
im in a fairly similar situation to you atm (minus the girlfriend). my current program doesnt look much like yours, so it will be interesting to see how they compare a few weeks/ months down the line in terms of gains
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Cool. I'll sub to your progress thread and keep up with you. Keeping a thread is the only way for me to stay on track.
 
Welcome Back Tahir Aqbar! Looking forward to your knowledge, many are listening!
 
doublelongdaddy;592057 said:
Welcome Back Tahir Aqbar! Looking forward to your knowledge, many are listening!
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Thanks. Good to be welcomed. I will always be the lone voice of excessive, over-simplification, sitting in the corner shouting "keep it simple stupid!"
 
I've always been intrigued by hanging just never felt like I have the time for it. Good luck on your gains bro
 
DreadMan;592163 said:
I've always been intrigued by hanging just never felt like I have the time for it. Good luck on your gains bro
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There was a thread on here... I'll try to find it. This guy hung for 18 to 24 sets a day for like 2 weeks. I think he gained something like half an inch - no joke. Talk about having time to hang lol.
 
Tahir Aqbar;592167 said:
There was a thread on here... I'll try to find it. This guy hung for 18 to 24 sets a day for like 2 weeks. I think he gained something like half an inch - no joke. Talk about having time to hang lol.
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Oh yeah never saw that before
 
Thanks Just read the whole thing,how did he find the time to hang? Are you going to try this? If I had time and privacy I would do it
 
Tahir Aqbar;592048 said:
OMG guyzzz making a routine is so hard... I'll post on here about my progress whenever I feel like it. Peace. :cool:
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lots of real lol's reading this but the was the best...OMG guyzzz making a routine is so hard. your gains from 5.8 to 7 are motivation for me. i have been back at it for 5 weeks now. fucked my fwb's this weekend and while she was sucking my cock it looked bigger!! looking forward to following you on here
 
You know it's not hard to find a good hanging program. Hanging "whateverthefuckweight" you want is a sure road to injury. I'm sure you're just being silly though and not serious. Google Malehanger. It comes with a detailed how-to guide with pictures and videos showing you everything you need to know to hang smart.
 
8incyclops;592399 said:
No he gained some size
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ithiel;300490 said:
aight heres the deal. I measured Friday all up to today to make sure everything was clear. I had fluctuating shit which leaved me to believe, I dont know what the fuck I exactly gained.

So basically it looks like .1" - .2", of course in length. Any factors could be involved tho. I thought I gained from goin on a diet, which I think I did. Aint sure what it is. Before this I was 8.6", 8.7". Usually more to 8.7" on a good day. Now after this 4 weeks and measuring, I'm at 8.7" - 8.9". Again it's frustrating cuz I can't get an accurate measurment. I did believe tho that I WOULD be at 9" after this. I know I DID gain, I can see it, feel it. Sorts dissapointing.

now the tunica is tough, but I kept the damn thing stressed for a half fucking day for 4 weeks. What the reason I believe is, is that I aint used enough weight. I didn't because for me upper angle hanging stresses the skin more. It was beat up as it was and I didn't want more stress on it.

Girth is the same basically, I aint getting into that. Flaccid got longer, I'm flirting in the 5.4"- 5.6" range but it's inconsistent measuring flaccid. Flaccid stretched stayed the same. Hydromaxm. Don't really give a shit but I don't know why it hasn't gone up even by a little.

and 1 more thing, all the measurements is non-bp. I don't believe in BP measurements.

What ima do is continue hanging upper angle but Ima tone it down and increase weight. Ima start back up sometime this week, keeping sets to 12-13 per day or so. Ima let yall know what the deal is.....

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i guess i should have said it barely gave him anything as it was only .1'' - .2'' total. of course any gains are good gains but it seemed as though he expected much better gains putting in 20+ sets a day for that long a period of time.
 
What you need is a office job were you sit on your bum behind a computer for 8 hrs a day then you could hang but don't get caught or it would be in the news:cool:
 
youknowme123321;592325 said:
it didn't give him anything unfortunatelt...great learning tool though
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What's most important about that thread is the empirical confirmation that hanging more weight in less time leads to better gains. It makes sense because that is well true cellular tears take place.

gayron36;592375 said:
You know it's not hard to find a good hanging program. Hanging "whateverthefuckweight" you want is a sure road to injury. I'm sure you're just being silly though and not serious. Google Malehanger. It comes with a detailed how-to guide with pictures and videos showing you everything you need to know to hang smart.
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I do hang smart. In my previous threads I've detailed my day to day routine and all the trail and error I went through. I hang with three principles: 1) Treat hanging like progressive overload training -- constantly increase volume/intensity of training while keeping in mind fatigue; always, always provide low intensity/volume rest periods regularly 2)Hang frequently -- daily if possible 3)Jelq and Kegel to maintain tissue health while creating growth.

My first 100 days of PE picture proof gains: http://www.mattersofsize.com/forum/showthread.php?69246-First-100-Days-of-PE-Was-it-worth-it

8incyclops;592441 said:
What you need is a office job were you sit on your bum behind a computer for 8 hrs a day then you could hang but don't get caught or it would be in the news:cool:
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The benefits of being an entrepreneur.
 
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