How women measure a penis

wanagrow;418718 said:
no wonder girls are bad at maths. (numbers).
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The number conversion is easy:

A girl is into you: Add 2" to your penis
A girl hates you: Deduct 2" from your penis
 
jesus. im closing in on 6.8 inches. that means i could pretty much go with some of those pictures lenght vice.

but its kind of funny because they look fucking huge on those pictures. i mean ye good girth but also lenght wise. one thing is the bad measurement. the other thing is that apparently most ���� chicks are the same size of a midget or close.

ohh and girls don't lie. they just don't need logic or facts to be right!

i had an ex who's first boyfriend had a 28cm cock (11.2 inches)
and get this. after they broke up she started to date his friend who had a 26cm cock (10,4 inches)
but thats not the funny part. this was my ex from when i was 17 to 19. and she had been dating these guys when she was at the age of 15-16 and they went to the same class... (same age)
ohh and she was the tightest girl i have fucked to this day. actually in the kind of bad way. i had bruises on my cock after sex with her. and sex more than twice a day happened 2 times in those 2 years.

ye i totally believe that was the truth
 
Doesn't sound likely they were that actual size if she was 15 or 16 years old it sounds more like she was telling you a tall tale.
 
Turnover;426321 said:
Doesn't sound likely they were that actual size if she was 15 or 16 years old it sounds more like she was telling you a tall tale.
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perhaps i should have putted in a smiley and some sarcasm notes. i mean if she is that tight for me. and this was pre Penis Enlargement. so i was like 6 inches max. and not that thick. then how the hell should she be able to have sex with a guy packing as big as dld? aint buying it... oh and she said she had him balls deep at some point. although it wasn't a nice sensation
 
Doesn't sound likely they were that actual size if she was 15 or 16 years old it sounds more like she was telling you a tall tale.
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Nah, c'mon 10"-11" ? That's totally normal and can be found in every corner, especially at the age of 15 to 16.
Serious, imagine if a girl had a chance to fuck two guys who have barely hairs on their nuts but have double digit sized penises. I mean this is more unlikely than winning in lotto 3 times in a row!
 
Check the early part of this video where the girl measures him at around 11 inches :) Nowhere near that.
 
REDZULU2003;426914 said:
Check the early part of this video where the girl measures him at around 11 inches :) Nowhere near that.
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i used a tape measure to measure the circumference of my pointer finger. double wrapping my finger resulted in +4''. let's estimate she wrapped in 3 times, and her finger has a 1.5'' girth. thats ~ +4.5''. bringing that dude down to about 6.5, which is much more believable.
 
Girls'll think a 7 inch penis'll look like a 12 incher. They're just always off.
 


From this video already in the thread and I quote what a member already said about it
i used a tape measure to measure the circumference of my pointer finger. double wrapping my finger resulted in +4''. let's estimate she wrapped in 3 times, and her finger has a 1.5'' girth. thats ~ +4.5''. bringing that dude down to about 6.5, which is much more believable.
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You can see this wrapping of the tape around her finger in the screenshot within the red circle.

Anyone that finds measured shots of ���� stars post them in this thread
 
TheStick;373159 said:
I just take it a bit further and measure from the small of my back. My cock's, like, 2 feet long!
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WHAT!!!!!!!!!! You're telling me you guys have not been measuring from the back of your head!? Oh shit my cock is only.... :'( Negative 2 & 1/2 feet.
 
At least she is showing us the bottom of the pic, or enough to tell she's adding an inch. I don't know why she wants to make her hand look so big though by doing that.
 
doublelongdaddy;413297 said:
So true, if you push hard enough you may even get your spinal cord involved, that could mean an extra couple feet on insertable length:)
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lmfao. . .that had me literally laughin my ass off. . .i almost fell out my chair. . .u guys are funny
 
REDZULU2003;434607 said:
Checkout this nine incher :)
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Wow I might even be bigger than this guy. He has like 2.5 extra inches from that measurement. I am thicker than him as well. He might be less than 7 BPenis EnlargementL.
 
I want to here more on this female penis envy theory? I looked it up on google and saw that it has a wiki page. I'm guessing women are jealous of the power a big penis has? DLD or Red care to explain? I know DLD had an experience with his ex, I would love to here the juicy penis envy story lol. :)

A women explains female penis envy...

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oWrbFydcQsM
 
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