How women measure a penis
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VIDEO CLIP of Ramon being wrongly measured by a whore
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Kinda like Simon Cowell, but not as bad jeeeez he's a nasty swine sometimes. I think in writing it looks worse but yeah the video shows off a tarts skills with the ruler indeed.
Not only measure, but estimating the size of cocks, girls are also bad on that stuff.
They dont even know how the real distances are. Thats the reason, most women cannot drive good. ( There could be few exceptions , such as women race drivers )
One of the girl I have been with, said, I have 10" cock...Simply, they could believe those cocks are 11".
I am not saying they are not huge, there are lots of 8" bpel out there with big girth. ( Especially that black dude, about 6.5-6.75" midshaft girth IMO )
They dont even know how the real distances are. Thats the reason, most women cannot drive good. ( There could be few exceptions , such as women race drivers )
One of the girl I have been with, said, I have 10" cock...Simply, they could believe those cocks are 11".
I am not saying they are not huge, there are lots of 8" bpel out there with big girth. ( Especially that black dude, about 6.5-6.75" midshaft girth IMO )
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One girl said to another that my cock is thicker than ... get this ... a fire extinguisher! I mean come-on please!!! Its thick but nothing like that and I WOULDN'T want it to be. Women are bad at reverse parking and parking in car parks and this because they have problems which has been scientifically backed with them misjudging distance.
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Good job I slapped her with my hose than, right across the face.
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Theoretically, if I thrust hard enough, I could use those extra two inches attached to my ass hole.
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johngunguy;413270 said:Theoretically, if I thrust hard enough, I could use those extra two inches attached to my ass hole.
So true, if you push hard enough you may even get your spinal cord involved, that could mean an extra couple feet on insertable length
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Lmao..hilarious thread.
So true, women are complete morons when it comes to penis size.
I can tell you that I have been with countless women who before we had sex claimed their ex's had 10-12 inch cocks which they said they measured. Then also said they could handle it all.
Funny because I'm a 9.3 or so one pressed and practically none of them could take me balls deep. Also when they saw my cock, they pretty much all said I was even bigger than their ex's...
So accordingly to women, I'm about 14 inches
Also keep in mind..women are conniving as hell. They love to keep their man's ego humble. They will deliberately say they had bigger just to fuck with you even though they haven't.
So true, women are complete morons when it comes to penis size.
I can tell you that I have been with countless women who before we had sex claimed their ex's had 10-12 inch cocks which they said they measured. Then also said they could handle it all.
Funny because I'm a 9.3 or so one pressed and practically none of them could take me balls deep. Also when they saw my cock, they pretty much all said I was even bigger than their ex's...
So accordingly to women, I'm about 14 inches
Also keep in mind..women are conniving as hell. They love to keep their man's ego humble. They will deliberately say they had bigger just to fuck with you even though they haven't.
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I have been told by one girl she had a 12 inch penis once ... honest!
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Women have horrible penis envy, believe it or not, they are seriously jealous of any size penis- that is the truth. They confuse us with size queen bullshit but honestly it has nothing to do with our size or not because you could have a king kong size cock, and guess what it never even ever fucking matters, because I became celibate and I found all women treat you a certain way out of penis envy because my cock has gotten so huge I dont even care to Penis Enlargement anymore because Im saving it for someone special. Wow I said because a lot. Anyways women are just jealous of your penis. Lesbians are the worst
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Girls lie. A lot.
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Pffff.
I just measured from my thoracic vertebrae, down to my coccyx, along my inner, hidden penis and along the underside of my shaft. 3 feet. Not bad... but her ex was probably 6 feet.
I just measured from my thoracic vertebrae, down to my coccyx, along my inner, hidden penis and along the underside of my shaft. 3 feet. Not bad... but her ex was probably 6 feet.
