How women measure a penis

I think this video might have been posted under a rapidshare link, but here it is streaming so it's easier for everyone to see:
http://www.bangyoulater.com/big-dicks/5104/measuring-ramons-huge-cock/

I've seen this kind of crap all the time while watching ����. She measures from the leg lol. I think the point here is not that girls don't know how to measure, but rather that ���� stars are much smaller than everyone thinks. A girl measures a dude during a ����, and boom, everywhere on the internet and on the ���� DVD cover it says "Huge 9 incher". Even John Holmes had many people and his ex's claim he was a different size. check this out:

"Holmes' first wife recalled him claiming to be 10 inches (25 cm) when he first measured himself. Holmes himself once claimed his penis to be fifteen inches (38.1 cm) long and 12 inches (300 mm) in circumference. Holmes' longtime manager, Bill Amerson, said that "I saw John measure himself several times, it was 13 and a half inches" (34.3 cm). A review of Holmes' films over the course of his career shows that most of his early co-stars tended to be short and slender, whereas women with whom he engaged in onscreen sex later in his career were much taller and had proportionately larger bodies; as a result, the size of Holmes' penis appears to fluctuate in his films, relative to the height and mass of his co-stars."
lol @ 12 inches girth

lmfaoo thats fucking hilarious. these bitches be measuring at all types of wierd angles

wakingdream;463148 said:

I think this video might have been posted under a rapidshare link, but here it is streaming so it's easier for everyone to see:
http://www.bangyoulater.com/big-dicks/5104/measuring-ramons-huge-cock/

I've seen this kind of crap all the time while watching ����. She measures from the leg lol. I think the point here is not that girls don't know how to measure, but rather that ���� stars are much smaller than everyone thinks. A girl measures a dude during a ����, and boom, everywhere on the internet and on the ���� DVD cover it says "Huge 9 incher". Even John Holmes had many people and his ex's claim he was a different size. check this out:

"Holmes' first wife recalled him claiming to be 10 inches (25 cm) when he first measured himself. Holmes himself once claimed his penis to be fifteen inches (38.1 cm) long and 12 inches (300 mm) in circumference. Holmes' longtime manager, Bill Amerson, said that "I saw John measure himself several times, it was 13 and a half inches" (34.3 cm). A review of Holmes' films over the course of his career shows that most of his early co-stars tended to be short and slender, whereas women with whom he engaged in onscreen sex later in his career were much taller and had proportionately larger bodies; as a result, the size of Holmes' penis appears to fluctuate in his films, relative to the height and mass of his co-stars."
lol @ 12 inches girth

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Measuring from the leg gives what like 1-1.5 inches? So maybe he is around 7.5-8? I don't think the other guys girth was actually 6. They didnt give us a good look at it and she didn't actually have them overlap. He didn't look thicker than me. When I am pumped with my Bathmate I can be 6 and it didn't look that big.

Girls are mostly estimators on penis size. They judge one penis according to the last one they encountered. Now, if we listen to the media, ����, magazines, tv, etc. a large penis is 9-10" and an average penis is 7-8" and anything else is small. So, armed with this in their sweet little female minds they estimate big as 10 normal as 7 and small as 5. Now take in mind that a women has no idea what a measurement is unless they are sewing. In most cases a woman will estimate way too big or way too small. If they have sex with a guy with a huge 7" cock, they will run off and brag about their boyfriends 9" penis. If the same girl gets with a new guy who is 8" she now just throws all logic out the window an goes for the guestimate of 12" If her new boyfriend is smaller than the other two he is average...in reality he is 5.5" but her average guess is 7" If she encounters something smaller she thinks to herself, "wow, this guy is small he must be 6"

The whole female measuring issue comes down to guessing the size of a penis on the body is like guessing the size of a pipe going into a wall....it is impossible without a measuring device. How many people run off thinking __________ has a 14" cock, it is hilarious when he is really closer to 10-11".

probably 2-3" are pornstar offset

doublelongdaddy;463792 said:

Girls are mostly estimators on penis size. They judge one penis according to the last one they encountered. Now, if we listen to the media, ����, magazines, tv, etc. a large penis is 9-10" and an average penis is 7-8" and anything else is small. So, armed with this in their sweet little female minds they estimate big as 10 normal as 7 and small as 5. Now take in mind that a women has no idea what a measurement is unless they are sewing. In most cases a woman will estimate way too big or way too small. If they have sex with a guy with a huge 7" cock, they will run off and brag about their boyfriends 9" penis. If the same girl gets with a new guy who is 8" she now just throws all logic out the window an goes for the guestimate of 12" If her new boyfriend is smaller than the other two he is average...in reality he is 5.5" but her average guess is 7" If she encounters something smaller she thinks to herself, "wow, this guy is small he must be 6"

The whole female measuring issue comes down to guessing the size of a penis on the body is like guessing the size of a pipe going into a wall....it is impossible without a measuring device. How many people run off thinking __________ has a 14" cock, it is hilarious when he is really closer to 10-11".

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Brilliant explanation

so brilliant it's worth putting it in my signature.. oh hang on, Red, you're quick!

RE sig is RED

I like it so much and this makes perfect sense in how its written that its in my signature! now every soul that comes to the forums and see's a thread or post of mine will hopefully learn from the master > DLD about that little part of mens vulnerability on size.

Yes this coincides with what you see online. Multiple women all talking about all the 8-10 inch lovers they had. All the while I am thinking "do you realize the % of people with an 8+ penis?" "Do you know how many people on average you would have to sleep with to find 1 much less 2+?"

Remember, girls also see a bigger cock as a sort of trophy, a girl will add a couple inches to a guys dick to make him seem more manly and make her girlfriends boyfriends seem less like a man. Women are twisted. With that said, the same woman, when she is broken up with the guy will tell the world he was 2" shorter than he is to get him back. Vicious cycle of lies, ego, jealousy and revenge.

doublelongdaddy;464126 said:

Remember, girls also see a bigger cock as a sort of trophy, a girl will add a couple inches to a guys dick to make him seem more manly and make her girlfriends boyfriends seem less like a man. Women are twisted. With that said, the same woman, when she is broken up with the guy will tell the world he was 2" shorter than he is to get him back. Vicious cycle of lies, ego, jealousy and revenge.

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Careful DLD, if you get a girl and break up with her she might go around telling people you are only 9 inches. Oh wait.. that still has you like 2 inches more than me.........

Hey folks, I am new here. So far the forum looks great. I found out about the site after chancing across DLD's DVD in a car boot sale. It was packed in with some random DVDs such as National Lampoon's Christmas Vacation and Ghost-busters. I bought them in August, but only recently watched a few while on holiday from work. At first I had no idea what the hell the dvd was, I thought it was some dodgy ���� flick. Some research brought me to the site, lol. I actually have a Bathmate already and have had a passing interest in this stuff for a few years. So far I haven't started any routines.

Sorry about the above waffle, here is my contribution to the 'women can't tell sizes' thread. A few years ago, a friend ( lol ) visited an escort. He has always been self conscious about his penis size, however the friendliness of the girl and a recommendation from a trusted female friend put his mind at ease. On the downtime during his meeting he took the chance to ask her about penis sizes and guys who had visited her. She said her favorite guys were the 'horse' dick fellas in the 9+ length range. When my poor friend gasped at this she noticed his amazement at her desired length. She claimed quite a few of her customers were in her desired size range and it wasn't quite as rare as one would imagine. My friend wasn't as clueless as most are in this area. He knew his own penis was ( EL - 5" ) and also what is scientifically the average size so he decided to test her. He mentioned his own concerns about his size and asked her if he was small. Very kindly and thoughtfully she told him he wasn't the biggest guy she had ever seen but was exactly in the same size range as her ex boyfriend of 2 years. She said he was about 7 inches erect. His size caused a bit of friction in their relationship and in the end she made it clear bigger was better before breaking up with him.

Even an attractive young hooker can't tell a 5" from a 7". Her 9" desired length is most likely under 7" in real terms .

chazster;464260 said:

Careful DLD, if you get a girl and break up with her she might go around telling people you are only 9 inches. Oh wait.. that still has you like 2 inches more than me.........

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Oh, I am positive Jen is telling every guy she gets with that I had a small penis and I KNOW she will never tell them my real name because she knows how easily her current boyfriend could see my cock and completely ruin any mans sex life with her. I know this for a fact! Can you imagine being with a girl who tells you your the biggest only to find out she was lying and was with DLD for 5 years The guy sees my cock pictures and ends up killing himself

DLD I think it's called Penis Enlargement revenge.

My gf right now was with a big time player. I asked her about it once and she said she'd get her revenge. I immediately thought well she's going to tell her friends about mr 8 inches, And it'll get back to him.

Her player boyfriend was jewish, no disrespect, but I am told jewish men average smaller. I suppose word has gotten out about the daily pussy slamming. Speaking of which, it may be time to go wake her up with it. he he he

Since getting to be 8" I just don't care how big other guys were, Since most of the time I am the biggest, and in this case I definitely am.

Revenge is best served erect

Women are going to identify with their usual visual position, which is not our top-measuring objective position.

Then their feel perspective from penetration and oral sex. Then what, average those three perspectives?

What?

I think, in many of the measurement videos I have watched, that before a women measures a guy who they think is huge they are expecting a massive measurement. When the dick measures 7" instead of 12" they always do the same shit, they look mortified and they push the ruler back so it is more consistent with a MONSTER.

doublelongdaddy;497431 said:

revenge is best served erect

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ha ha ha haaaahhaaa!!!!!

AdmiralLongDong;507425 said:

ha ha ha haaaahhaaa!!!!!

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