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rocky1243;739768 said:
Perfect now go get yourself a chilli cheese dog it is the best thing for healing in PE. Trust me on this.

And do some formating on the text maybe put some stuff in bold, fix the bullets... make it look pretty.
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yea i should considering my PE routine is damn near 2 hours long

btw just had mushroom,onion,garlic,kale,cheese, and sardine gyro!! :O

i need the good nutrition cuz i do physical training after PE for another hour and half
 
k18;739792 said:
btw just had mushroom,onion,garlic,kale,cheese, and sardine gyro!! :O
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Sounds pretty gay, is that what you want to be eating when the good lord comes? you are suspect, kale man? really? Get a cheese burger lol jk

But seriously, it is a crazy theory of mine but if you eat dick shaped foods like chilly cheese dogs your dick will grow faster. I mean the chilly cheese dog routine with a superset of cajun fries one of the best lengthwork routines out there second only to [words=http://www.mattersofsize.com/forum/showthread.php?83577-Length-master-official-order-thread-now-shipping-06-16-2014!!!]lengthmaster[/words].

Ask DLD.

@DLD can you tell this man to include chilly cheese dogs in his routine please? They don't listen to me.
 
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rocky1243;739796 said:
Sounds pretty gay, is that what you want to be eating when the good lord comes? you are suspect, kale man? really? Get a cheese burger lol jk

But seriously, it is a crazy theory of mine but if you eat dick shaped foods like chilly cheese dogs your dick will grow faster. I mean the chilly cheese dog routine with a superset of cajun fries one of the best lengthwork routines out there second only to [words=http://www.mattersofsize.com/forum/showthread.php?83577-Length-master-official-order-thread-now-shipping-06-16-2014!!!]lengthmaster[/words].

Ask DLD.

@DLD can you tell this man to include chilly cheese dogs in his routine please? They don't listen to me.
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If you are going to bring up chill cheese dogs you better plan on having a dozen sent my way! I am now in total lust of hot dogs! And Jesus loves cheeseburgers! :)
 
you gonna make yourself a snakehanger or you gon wait to see how my contest pans out? At the very least you should be able to sbag a couple diplomas and get yourself some discounts.
 
doublelongdaddy;739832 said:
If you are going to bring up chill cheese dogs you better plan on having a dozen sent my way! I am now in total lust of hot dogs! And Jesus loves cheeseburgers! :)
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Jesus does love burgers, but I don't know how he feels about trannies... probably not so good. Ramon the pornstar better watchout.
 
haha i like chubby milfs what can i say, it's a fap image tho, if that was my gf i'd be tapping that all night

took a day off yesterday after much cardio training

9/16/17

10m light stroke/massage warmup
30m clamped edging
[words=https://officialhydromaxpump.com/?uid=6&oid=2&affid=98]BM[/words] Dry 7 sets, 6m each, 1m breaks
[words=https://officialhydromaxpump.com/?uid=6&oid=2&affid=98]BM[/words] HC Stretches, 2 sets of all directions
5m downward erect jelq to evenly distribute swelling
3 hours tight cock ring at base

just an observation the ring i left on for 3 hours after the workout really has preserved the post-PE expansion and very minimally coming down
 
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rocky1243;739892 said:
you gonna make yourself a snakehanger or you gon wait to see how my contest pans out? At the very least you should be able to sbag a couple diplomas and get yourself some discounts.
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i dont think im going to do hanging yet, dont wana overwelm myself b/c my workouts already average almost 2 hours

for now my short term plan is to test more manual exercises like the horse 440 compression squeezes among others, clamp more and possibly modify stuff im already doing, and then get an [words=http://www.mattersofsize.com/forum/showthread.php?83577-Length-master-official-order-thread-now-shipping-06-16-2014!!!]LM[/words]

after that maybe hangoing
 
9/17/17
(new purchase: cable clamps)
(created modified exercise: resistance kegels)
resistance kegels: clamped at base or not, pull middle or bit lower shaft skin all the way down with one hand, other hand OK-grip right below head or right on the rim nice and tight, then kegel hold

(log)
Put on lube & sack-ring(first thing first)
10min stroke/massage warmup
15min cable clamped erect resistance kegels(15-20 second holds)(did about 20-30 of them)
10min erect bends, all directions
[words=https://officialhydromaxpump.com/?uid=6&oid=2&affid=98]BM[/words] DRY w/ hand-pump, 7 sets, 6min each, 1min breaks(90% intensity for first 5min of each set, MAX intensity for last minute of each set)
[words=https://officialhydromaxpump.com/?uid=6&oid=2&affid=98]BM[/words] hardcore stretches, 2 sets all directions
5min firegoat rolls, massage & downward erect jelq to evenly distribute swelling
4 hours cock-ring at base
 
k18;739986 said:
9/17/17
(new purchase: cable clamps)
(created modified exercise: resistance kegels)
resistance kegels: clamped at base or not, pull middle or bit lower shaft skin all the way down with one hand, other hand OK-grip right below head or right on the rim nice and tight, then kegel hold

(log)
Put on lube & sack-ring(first thing first)
10min stroke/massage warmup
15min cable clamped erect resistance kegels(15-20 second holds)(did about 20-30 of them)
10min erect bends, all directions
[words=https://officialhydromaxpump.com/?uid=6&oid=2&affid=98]BM[/words] DRY w/ hand-pump, 7 sets, 6min each, 1min breaks(90% intensity for first 5min of each set, MAX intensity for last minute of each set)
[words=https://officialhydromaxpump.com/?uid=6&oid=2&affid=98]BM[/words] hardcore stretches, 2 sets all directions
5min firegoat rolls, massage & downward erect jelq to evenly distribute swelling
4 hours cock-ring at base
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Damn man thats pretty intense work man keep it up!
 
9/18/17

5m warmup stroke/massage
[words=https://officialhydromaxpump.com/?uid=6&oid=2&affid=98]BM[/words] DRY, 7 sets, 6m each, 1m breaks(90% intensity for first 5min of each set, MAX intensity for last minute of each set)
[words=https://officialhydromaxpump.com/?uid=6&oid=2&affid=98]BM[/words] Hardcore Stretches, 1 set all directions
5min firegoat rolls, massage & downward erect jelq to evenly distribute swelling
4 hours cock-ring at base
 
k18;740015 said:
9/18/17

5m warmup stroke/massage
[words=https://officialhydromaxpump.com/?uid=6&oid=2&affid=98]BM[/words] DRY, 7 sets, 6m each, 1m breaks(90% intensity for first 5min of each set, MAX intensity for last minute of each set)
[words=https://officialhydromaxpump.com/?uid=6&oid=2&affid=98]BM[/words] Hardcore Stretches, 1 set all directions
5min firegoat rolls, massage & downward erect jelq to evenly distribute swelling
4 hours cock-ring at base
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Looking good! When will you measure?
 
Haven't thought about it but I should start probably measuring at least once every 2 weeks considering this is probably the most intense and consistent PE i've ever done, with the exception of 2 years back when around the time i started this thread i used to do A LOT of clamped kegeling

also interesting to note is my length and girth can vary and fluctuate on any given day based on what i eat, do, and environmental factors i think...

i remember years ago i used to measure all the time, some days i was 6.5, some days 7

there would be days where im extremely horny and my size is much tighter and smaller than usual

then other times i could be horny and my size is huge

but one thing i do know is that jelqing, stretching, erect bending for instance will bring u to a more median measurement where u will stay at a higher measurement more consistently

thats probably why it was fluctuating because it simply relied on capillary function and biological state and before i wasn't doing much length and stretch work consistently until now im gradually adding more length work
 
9/19/17
[words=https://officialhydromaxpump.com/?uid=6&oid=2&affid=98]BM[/words] DRY, 7 sets, 6m each, 1m breaks(90% intensity for first 5min of each set, MAX intensity for last minute of each set)
[words=https://officialhydromaxpump.com/?uid=6&oid=2&affid=98]BM[/words] Hardcore Stretches, 1 set all directions
5min firegoat rolls, massage & downward erect jelq to evenly distribute swelling
5 hours cock-ring at base
 
k18;740122 said:
9/19/17

[words=https://officialhydromaxpump.com/?uid=6&oid=2&affid=98]BM[/words] DRY, 7 sets, 6m each, 1m breaks(90% intensity for first 5min of each set, MAX intensity for last minute of each set)
[words=https://officialhydromaxpump.com/?uid=6&oid=2&affid=98]BM[/words] Hardcore Stretches, 1 set all directions
5min firegoat rolls, massage & downward erect jelq to evenly distribute swelling
5 hours cock-ring at base
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Another great workout. On the question I asked about measuring do you also measure daily after girth work to see how much expansion you are getting?
 
doublelongdaddy;740125 said:
Another great workout. On the question I asked about measuring do you also measure daily after girth work to see how much expansion you are getting?
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no i dont measure girth daily or much at all because i have a lot of swelling and retention throughout the day, especially now with the cock ring on for many hours after PE, it takes about until the next morning for it to go back to normal, but if i did measure in the morning i know by sight and sensation that the girth would be a bit larger than a month ago and ever so slightly longer just based on regular erections recently when the swelling isn't present

one of the reasons i upgraded to the [words=https://officialhydromaxpump.com/?uid=6&oid=2&affid=98]x40[/words] is because after 4 or 5 sets in the [words=https://officialhydromaxpump.com/?uid=6&oid=2&affid=98]x30[/words] my girth would fill up the tube and sometimes would be hard to remove it

now after 6 sets my girth is filling up the [words=https://officialhydromaxpump.com/?uid=6&oid=2&affid=98]x40[/words] completely to the point it's pressing against the tube and I can hit the 8.25 length mark if i warm up enough with jelqing and bends before going into the [words=https://officialhydromaxpump.com/?uid=6&oid=2&affid=98]BM[/words]

so now it's a problem for me because i still have some length left in [words=https://officialhydromaxpump.com/?uid=6&oid=2&affid=98]x40[/words] but my girth swelling and retention is beyond maxing out in the tube

and i think the [words=https://officialhydromaxpump.com/?uid=6&oid=2&affid=98]x50[/words] would just be too big for my pelvic bone and too much length at this point

so my only conclusion is that i need a [words=http://www.mattersofsize.com/forum/showthread.php?83577-Length-master-official-order-thread-now-shipping-06-16-2014!!!]LM[/words] now to work on length
 
Yeez k18 you filling up a [words=https://officialhydromaxpump.com/?uid=6&oid=2&affid=98]x40[/words]?! Damn bro.

But yeah don't hesistate on that [words=http://www.mattersofsize.com/forum/showthread.php?83577-Length-master-official-order-thread-now-shipping-06-16-2014!!!]lengthmaster[/words], maybe win a couple more routine of the week to increase that discount!
 
k18;740209 said:
so my only conclusion is that i need a [words=http://www.mattersofsize.com/forum/showthread.php?83577-Length-master-official-order-thread-now-shipping-06-16-2014!!!]LM[/words] now to work on length
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No surprise there! Every man needs a [words=http://www.mattersofsize.com/forum/showthread.php?83577-Length-master-official-order-thread-now-shipping-06-16-2014!!!]LengthMaster[/words]! Nothing can bring length as fast!
 
9/20/17

Sack-ring on
5mins stroke/massage warmup
[words=https://officialhydromaxpump.com/?uid=6&oid=2&affid=98]BM[/words] Dry, 6 sets, 6mins each, 1min breaks(90% intensity first 5mins of each set, MAX intensity last minute of each set)
10mins firegoat rolls, massage, and downward erect jelq to evenly distribute swelling and retention
6 hours cock-ring at base

looking to bring back the jelqs and bends i was doing last week, those really helped me gain more length in the [words=https://officialhydromaxpump.com/?uid=6&oid=2&affid=98]BM[/words]

i've just been doing both physical training and PE every day this past week

last week i was averaging 2 hours of PE per day and 2 hours of physical training per day

this week it's 1 hour of PE per day and 2 hours of physical

i have to see which manual PE exercises will keep me motivated to do them consistently like the [words=https://officialhydromaxpump.com/?uid=6&oid=2&affid=98]BM[/words] for example considering i dropped off the Jelq and bends this week even though they are effective

i might have to just force them for a few weeks until they become habit

anyway gotta see what else I can add or modify to keep things interesting
 
k18;740315 said:
9/20/17

Sack-ring on
5mins stroke/massage warmup
[words=https://officialhydromaxpump.com/?uid=6&oid=2&affid=98]BM[/words] Dry, 6 sets, 6mins each, 1min breaks(90% intensity first 5mins of each set, MAX intensity last minute of each set)
10mins firegoat rolls, massage, and downward erect jelq to evenly distribute swelling and retention
6 hours cock-ring at base

looking to bring back the jelqs and bends i was doing last week, those really helped me gain more length in the [words=https://officialhydromaxpump.com/?uid=6&oid=2&affid=98]BM[/words]

i've just been doing both physical training and PE every day this past week

last week i was averaging 2 hours of PE per day and 2 hours of physical training per day

this week it's 1 hour of PE per day and 2 hours of physical

i have to see which manual PE exercises will keep me motivated to do them consistently like the [words=https://officialhydromaxpump.com/?uid=6&oid=2&affid=98]BM[/words] for example considering i dropped off the Jelq and bends this week even though they are effective

i might have to just force them for a few weeks until they become habit

anyway gotta see what else I can add or modify to keep things interesting
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Keep it up brother! The gym will only motivate you to want to push harder with your PE. Use the both of them to motivate one another. I've been using a heat pad when getting up and doing a few manual strechtes then wrapping with an [words=http://www.mattersofsize.com/forum/showthread.php?44-Ace-Strapped-Jims-Joint]ACE[/words] wrap and head to the gym. I like how I stay elongated while pumping in the gym.

Seriously man looking good. I've been using your idea for pumping for girth work. Using a pyramid method for your intensity. Keep it up buddy.
 
2 Hours of PE and 2 hours at the gym every day. Looks very similar to what I am doing, I guess you are safe from the "Heating Blanket For Pussies Of The Week Award". It is kinda the same as the Routine of the Week but the opposite, and no coupon.

Now everybody knows, lets see who wins the first one lol
 
Mike3209;740317 said:
Keep it up brother! The gym will only motivate you to want to push harder with your PE. Use the both of them to motivate one another. I've been using a heat pad when getting up and doing a few manual strechtes then wrapping with an [words=http://www.mattersofsize.com/forum/showthread.php?44-Ace-Strapped-Jims-Joint]ACE[/words] wrap and head to the gym. I like how I stay elongated while pumping in the gym.

Seriously man looking good. I've been using your idea for pumping for girth work. Using a pyramid method for your intensity. Keep it up buddy.
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hell yea man!! PE first for me then I usually do cardio and calisthenics and a bit of yoga at the moment

let's get these gains like Max Payne!! WOOO!(FIRE!)
 
rocky1243;740333 said:
2 Hours of PE and 2 hours at the gym every day. Looks very similar to what I am doing, I guess you are safe from the "Heating Blanket For Pussies Of The Week Award". It is kinda the same as the Routine of the Week but the opposite, and no coupon.

Now everybody knows, lets see who wins the first one lol
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omfg LOL, heating blanking for pussies...lmfaooo
 
god damn it! couldn't get a PE session in today, was busy as a damned mutant!

well at least i got in an hour of physical training

should have a nice hefty session tomorrow

need that extra diploma on the wall!!! WOW!
 
k18;740433 said:
lmao

slap on a 10% discount on this award as well and i'll gladly be the one lawl
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rocky1243;740458 said:
She is 14 or was at that point, need to wait 4 years.(2 in some states)...none in your state :)
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reminds me of a joke:

what do Texan girls say during sex....





get off me dad, you're crushin' my smokes
 
k18;740465 said:
dam wtf she looks like she is in the twenties!! arghh!! arghh!! argh!! argh!! argh!!
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Listen k18, all I am saying is that from doing yoga to becoming full blown gay. It is a slippery slope, is this the type of thing you want to be doing when the good lord comes?
 
rocky1243;740469 said:
Listen k18, all I am saying is that from doing yoga to becoming full blown gay. It is a slippery slope, is this the type of thing you want to be doing when the good lord comes?
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lol u should try it, great people and the women are incredible!!

it's good to stretch the lower body after a great pump too, wow
 
big schwanz acht;740462 said:
reminds me of a joke:

What do texan girls say during sex....





Get off me dad, you're crushin' my smokes
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lmao
 
9/22/17

had some important errands and meetings yesterday so did not get to do PE, although I put in an hour of physical training

anyway back with a vengeance today(reintroducing kegels and reverse kegels finally!)

Sack ring ON
5mins stroke/massage warm-up
5mins erect bends in all directions
10mins clamped reverse kegels(9-18 seconds rep holds)
10mins clamped kegels(9-18 seconds rep holds)
[words=https://officialhydromaxpump.com/?uid=6&oid=2&affid=98]BM[/words] DRY, 7 sets, 6mins each, 1m breaks in between sets(90% intensity first 5mins of each set, MAX intensity last minute of each set)
5mins firegoat rolls & downward erect jelq to evenly distribute swelling
5 hours cock-ring at deep base of shaft after [words=https://officialhydromaxpump.com/?uid=6&oid=2&affid=98]BM[/words] and warm-down
 
9/23/17

ok did an early morning strictly [words=https://officialhydromaxpump.com/?uid=6&oid=2&affid=98]BM[/words] routine to open possibility of another more thorough session later today

5min stroke/massage warmup
[words=https://officialhydromaxpump.com/?uid=6&oid=2&affid=98]BM[/words] DRY, 6 sets, 6mins each, 1m breaks in between(90% intensity first 5 mins, MAX intensity last min)
[words=https://officialhydromaxpump.com/?uid=6&oid=2&affid=98]BM[/words] Hardcore Stretches, 1 set of all directions(30 sec holds)
5mins firegoat rolls and downward erect jelq to evenly distribute swelling
4 hours cock-ring
 
9/24/17

woke up this morning with the swelling and retention gone from yesterday but the remaining girth is bigger than before so doing another morning session

before these past 2 days i usually do PE in the afternoon, maybe more effective in the morning

anyway

10mins stroke/massage warmup
81 manual clamped kegel holds(9-12 secs each)
[words=https://officialhydromaxpump.com/?uid=6&oid=2&affid=98]BM[/words] DRY, 7 sets, 6mins each, 1min breaks(90% intensity first 5mins, MAX last min)
5mins firegoat rolls and downward erect jelq to evenly distribute swelling
5 hours cock-ring
 
k18;740673 said:
9/24/17

woke up this morning with the swelling and retention gone from yesterday but the remaining girth is bigger than before so doing another morning session

before these past 2 days i usually do PE in the afternoon, maybe more effective in the morning

anyway

10mins stroke/massage warmup
81 manual clamped kegel holds(9-12 secs each)
[words=https://officialhydromaxpump.com/?uid=6&oid=2&affid=98]BM[/words] DRY, 7 sets, 6mins each, 1min breaks(90% intensity first 5mins, MAX last min)
5mins firegoat rolls and downward erect jelq to evenly distribute swelling
5 hours cock-ring
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Why are you using the [words=https://officialhydromaxpump.com/?uid=6&oid=2&affid=98]bathmate[/words] without water? Just get an air pump then.
 
rocky1243;740684 said:
Why are you using the [words=https://officialhydromaxpump.com/?uid=6&oid=2&affid=98]bathmate[/words] without water? Just get an air pump then.
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well i'm doing many sets and simultaneously working on the pc

i will be upgrading to water again once i get the right setup in my room b/c i dont want to do so many sets in the shower

but i also get a ridiculously good air pump with the [words=https://officialhydromaxpump.com/?uid=6&oid=2&affid=98]BM[/words] and hand-pump

when i had the [words=https://officialhydromaxpump.com/?uid=6&oid=2&affid=98]x30[/words], the hydro was amazing so i'm looking forward to it again soon
 
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9/25/17

another early morning routine, liking this schedule more as it frees up my day

5min stroke/massage warmup
45 manual clamped erect kegels(9-15 secs holds)
45 manual clamped reverse kegels(9-15 secs holds)
[words=https://officialhydromaxpump.com/?uid=6&oid=2&affid=98]BM[/words] DRY, 7 sets, 6mins each, 1min breaks(90% intensity first 5mins, MAX last min)
[words=https://officialhydromaxpump.com/?uid=6&oid=2&affid=98]BM[/words] HC Stretches, 1 set of all directions(30 sec holds)
10mins firegoat rolls and downward erect jelq to evenly distribute swelling
6 hours cock-ring
 
k18;740708 said:
9/25/17

another early morning routine, liking this schedule more as it frees up my day

5min stroke/massage warmup
45 manual clamped erect kegels(9-15 secs holds)
45 manual clamped reverse kegels(9-15 secs holds)
[words=https://officialhydromaxpump.com/?uid=6&oid=2&affid=98]BM[/words] DRY, 7 sets, 6mins each, 1min breaks(90% intensity first 5mins, MAX last min)
[words=https://officialhydromaxpump.com/?uid=6&oid=2&affid=98]BM[/words] HC Stretches, 1 set of all directions(30 sec holds)
10mins firegoat rolls and downward erect jelq to evenly distribute swelling
6 hours cock-ring
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I love early morning work! I have always done all my length work in the morning for 2 reasons, length work is boring and I could get it all in and not have to think on it through the day. I split my routines as length in the AM and girth in the PM. I loved this schedule as I would get to my greatest expansion right before sex.
 
9/26/17

another early birdy routinee. simple today b/c my dik skin is hurting and has many minor tears from recent sessions

5min stroke/massage warmup
[words=https://officialhydromaxpump.com/?uid=6&oid=2&affid=98]BM[/words] DRY, 7 sets, 6mins each, 1min breaks(90% intensity first 5mins, MAX last min)
[words=https://officialhydromaxpump.com/?uid=6&oid=2&affid=98]BM[/words] HC Stretches, 1 set of all directions(30 sec holds)
10mins firegoat rolls and downward erect jelq to evenly distribute swelling
5 hours cock-ring
 
k18;740837 said:
9/26/17

another early birdy routinee. simple today b/c my dik skin is hurting and has many minor tears from recent sessions
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What do you mean by tears? This worries me.
 
doublelongdaddy;740849 said:
What do you mean by tears? This worries me.
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nothing crazy just very minor no actual wounds, it's mostly from the [words=https://officialhydromaxpump.com/?uid=6&oid=2&affid=98]BM[/words] gator and cock ring somehow they just dug deep into the skin with all the pressure and time i've been doing and it created a ring of bruising which was further affected by the cock-ring probably when I was doing physical training for so many hours these past two weeks

so basically the skin for the whole shaft, below glans, and pubic bone is very sore along with bruised skin ring that was further affected by the cock-ring rubbing in a hot environment

i'll need to ease off a bit for now and possibly use neosporin or something b/c right now i just apply coconut oil after PE and then cock-ring at deep base
 
k18;740933 said:
nothing crazy just very minor no actual wounds, it's mostly from the [words=https://officialhydromaxpump.com/?uid=6&oid=2&affid=98]BM[/words] gator and cock ring somehow they just dug deep into the skin with all the pressure and time i've been doing and it created a ring of bruising which was further affected by the cock-ring probably when I was doing physical training for so many hours these past two weeks

so basically the skin for the whole shaft, below glans, and pubic bone is very sore along with bruised skin ring that was further affected by the cock-ring rubbing in a hot environment

i'll need to ease off a bit for now and possibly use neosporin or something b/c right now i just apply coconut oil after PE and then cock-ring at deep base
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Neosporin is a smart move, bacitracin is another option. I would also suggest that after this clears up you use Hydrocortisone after every workout and these ski issues will never happen again
 
*9/27/17*

routine modified to work around injury!! historic day in the PE world!!!

9mins stroke/massage warmup
9mins DLD erect clock bends
9mins DLD erect bends
18 isolated compression squeezes
3 sets toilet compression squeezes(30 secs each segment)
18 dual fulcrum stretches(30 secs each)
45 manual clamped erect kegel holds(9-12 seconds)
5mins stroke/massage warm down

WOW!!

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doublelongdaddy;740965 said:
Neosporin is a smart move, bacitracin is another option. I would also suggest that after this clears up you use Hydrocortisone after every workout and these ski issues will never happen again
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thanks i'll have to get that
 
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