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Vaseline_Knight

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I'm sure most of you clicking on this thread think I have the answer to that question. Well I dont>:( ! but this is the purpose of this thread and I hope as many people as possible will respond and share their opinions (noobs and vets alike).

So here's the question:

is there any set routine that you could do an hour or so before sex which would give you a 'boost' in size?

by 'boost' i dont mean that it will make you 2 inches longer or anything. I mean the temporary gains we feel after a Penis Enlargement work out. I personally get the best boost in size from Clamping but the last time I was doing a clamping routine, a girl from my gym popped up on msn. and she was talking sex and I managed to direct the convo to the question of penis size. she was very politically correct and said 'size doesnt really matter', (probably thinking I'm small, since I'm a bodybuilder and the stereotype works against me). so Anyways, she asked me to go on cam, and with a hand covering the clamp at the base of my cock, i showed her my cock. i could see on her cam that her jaw literally dropped. she immediately, and when i say immediately i mean IMMEDIATELY, asked me to go over her house. naturally i agreed, walking and feeling like i had ronnie coleman in my pants.. when i arrived at her place, which was 30 mins later, she unzipped my pants, and instead of Ronnie colman, fucking Danny DeVitto popped out. I was like WTF? where the fuck did my dick go?

anyways, being the insecure creatures women are, she thought she didnt look good enough that night and hence didnt turn me on enough.. (god bless them dumb ones:blush: :blush: :blush: :blush: )

so back to the question... since clamping is not an option as it will SERIOUSLY harm your errections, what's a good thing to do prior to sex to get really... thick.!


I better get 1 reply for every 2 views of this routine.. >:( >:( >:( >:( even if you have nothing to say... >:( >:( ?:( ?:( >:( >:( >:( :blush: :blush: :blush:
 
Pandora said:
I would say jelqing but i don't have any experience in this at the moment:)
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if you dont have experience in jelqing, who does?

btw, your adult entertainment contribution to [words=http://www.mattersofsize.com/join-now.html]MoS[/words] is a great help in these days where i cant download adult entertainment throught torrents.

Cheers!
 
Vaseline_Knight said:
if you dont have experience in jelqing, who does?

btw, your adult entertainment contribution to [words=http://www.mattersofsize.com/join-now.html]MoS[/words] is a great help in these days where i cant download adult entertainment throught torrents.

Cheers!
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rofl
 
slow easy dry jelqs, just enough pressure applied so that you feel the blood getting moved around in you penis. don't do this exercise erect it will ruin it. you got to have a semi or a little bit less. do it for 5 mins it will last for 2. do it for half an hour it should last a good 10 to 20 mins. if you kegel in blood every 15 secs after you done the exercise it will last longer

it will puff you penis up

any questions just ask
 
ohshit said:
slow easy dry jelqs, just enough pressure applied so that you feel the blood getting moved around in you penis. don't do this exercise erect it will ruin it. you got to have a semi or a little bit less. do it for 5 mins it will last for 2. do it for half an hour it should last a good 10 to 20 mins. if you kegel in blood every 15 secs after you done the exercise it will last longer

it will puff you penis up

any questions just ask
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how about wet jelqs?
I've never been a fan of dry jelqs cause I simply have never understood them.
so you get a semi, grab the penis in an O grip at the base, and slowly push up with the skin gliding over the tunica?
 
you could do wet but it really works well dry plus no clean up. after you've finished all you have to do is put on you pants and your off. how you explained it the right way.

basically its like have a wank but instead of masturbating you dry jelq.

this exercise is one for the couch
 
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For me, taking a really long slow buildup prior to the sex works better than any exercise. The other night I was with this girl and she really wanted to test my restraint so we spent about spent about 2 hours just kissing and fondling and the pump I had was just awesome, it looked and felt about 1/2" longer than usual and I had to stop myself from saying to her, 'wow, grab my dick, its never as big as this usually!' so I guess the longer you spend getting really wound up, the better.

On a related note, I always seem to find that my dick gets much more pumped up when I'm on top. Even though I actually prefer woman on top positions my dick never feels as pumped up as it does when I'm on top. Anyone else get this? Only reason I can think is gravity, but it can't just be that surely...
 
Rude_God said:
For me, taking a really long slow buildup prior to the sex works better than any exercise. The other night I was with this girl and she really wanted to test my restraint so we spent about spent about 2 hours just kissing and fondling and the pump I had was just awesome, it looked and felt about 1/2" longer than usual and I had to stop myself from saying to her, 'wow, grab my dick, its never as big as this usually!' so I guess the longer you spend getting really wound up, the better.

On a related note, I always seem to find that my dick gets much more pumped up when I'm on top. Even though I actually prefer woman on top positions my dick never feels as pumped up as it does when I'm on top. Anyone else get this? Only reason I can think is gravity, but it can't just be that surely...
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it actually IS just that! This is a well known condition they advise people with ED and circulatory problems of. when woman is on top, your body has to work harder to pump the blood into the penis. When you're on top, the blood from your torso (or as the Taoist call it, the Chi in your upper chakras) easily flows into your penis.

And I agree on the amount of forplay before hand...
I'm thinking now, should i jerk off now so that I'm not super sensitive at night? or will jerking off now hinder my 'boost'... ? I havent jerked off since last wednesday. which happened accidentally <:( <:( ...

and yes, by accidentally, i mean i was crossing the street, and some guy ran a red and almost hit me, and i jizzed my pants.>:(
 
Vaseline_Knight said:
it actually IS just that! This is a well known condition they advise people with ED and circulatory problems of. when woman is on top, your body has to work harder to pump the blood into the penis. When you're on top, the blood from your torso (or as the Taoist call it, the Chi in your upper chakras) easily flows into your penis.

And I agree on the amount of forplay before hand...
I'm thinking now, should i jerk off now so that I'm not super sensitive at night? or will jerking off now hinder my 'boost'... ? I havent jerked off since last wednesday. which happened accidentally <:( <:( ...

and yes, by accidentally, i mean i was crossing the street, and some guy ran a red and almost hit me, and i jizzed my pants.>:(
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If you pop off you will lose that energy masturbation is bad but i don't know lol i would not pop off i think this is what im gonna try when i get some pussy B.T.B wet jelqs for 20 mins or so and 20 mins of wet jelqing or i will just do these two untill it feels right maybe an hour or so hehhehe.

oh yeah and some viagra.
 
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hey VK dont own a pump by any chance? many people use them primarily for this purpose although i dont know how long the effect lasts for...

id second the wet jelqs for as many days in advance as you can, then maybe 200-300 prior to sex just to get blood pumping...
 
I just do my normal routine, but I treat my girth sessions as a sexual experience, like a long foreplay somewhat.

My routine consists of:

10 mins wet jelqs
2 sets of bends in all directions
5 mins ICS
1 set of palm squashes
1 set 3 stage trap

and ending with edging.

I get alot of fluid buildup doing this routine and I'm fatter for the rest of the night. I do all my exercises close to the point of no return so I'm at full 100% erection.

I make sure to do my pc exercises so that I have the best bloodflow as possible though, as well as rest properly. Can't get a decent erection when your tired.

And yeah, woman on top makes you softer than man on top. If this is a problem, try sitting.
 
Pumping for 2 sets of 5 mins at very high pressure creates a LONG LASTING pump that doesn't look all deformed like longer pumping sessions. Also, because it's such a short amount of time, the high pressure won't cause any problems. Keep it brief and intense and you'll have what you need when you need it.
 
Hydromaxm.. well i do have a pump and cylinder.. very good one at that... i have the vacu-tech. but i dont use it often. i've used it in total maybe 5-10 times?


so you're saying high pressure but short time... what's high pressure to you? 10 hg?
 
Actually, the guage on my pump is busted but what I do is get VERY hard, put on the pump and pump until I no longer see myself expanding lengthwise. Does that make sense? After 5 mins, release pressure, get hard again (if necessary) and repeat. I find that anything beyond this time just gives me that puffy, non-vascular look that I'm not crazy about. A good cockring will keep everything as it is until you get to your destination and then you can either leave it on or take it off. I generally take mine off. Hope this helps.
 
Vaseline Knight writes

"so back to the question... since clamping is not an option as it will SERIOUSLY harm your errections, what's a good thing to do prior to sex to get really... thick.! "




simply NOT true.
 
I'm also a fan of the dry jelqs and kegels for a good pre-sex pump. But one thing I've stumbled across is this; it's a shitload easier and more effective to pump up a cock for sex that's READY for sex, waiting for sex....craving sex.

I do a lot of visualizing, just to see how big and how hard I can get my dick without touching it. And the results have consistently surprised me. It really concentrates and focuses not only sexual energy, but good growth energy exactly where and when you need it.

Closest I can describe it is that it's almost like a form of meditation or self hypnosis wherein the only things that exist in the whole damn universe is me, my cock and some of the dirtiest, nastiest, raunchiest sex I can immerse myself in. And it's all internal, no adult entertainment, no touching, no nothin'. It takes a bit of time each session but it's damn well worth it. With just my imagination (it's a "whole body experience", if ya follow me) and some intense, focused kegeling I can get some damn good, certified blue steel without any physical contact with my cock at all.
It's almost like I was a kid again....okay, maybe twenties....okay, maybe thirties...but my progress is accelerating every day !

The added bonus for me, and my ol' lady, is that I've got fantastic erection [words=http://fleshlight.sjv.io/c/348327/302851/4702]stamina[/words] now. I come when I want to and not until I want to. I can give her multiple boneshattering orgasms and while her pussy's throbbing all over my cock I pump more blood into it and just drive her outta her mind.
Don't have to move or stroke it at all, just the pumping blows her right over the top into more, and more powerful, orgasms than I had ever thought possible.

And when I finally do let loose; I'm consistently hitting the the headboard of the bed, her hair, tits. She loves to watch me shoot, so she'll take me out of her mouth and stroke it as I come and I've shot all over her back, all the way down to her ass. And I'm 44 ! And with some concentration (and if I've got any energy left) and some good BG muscle work I'll stay hard after all that.

Believe me; good sex is all...ALL... in your mind, your genitals are just the instruments you use to express that sexuality. So next time you're gettin' ready for some good sex, start with yer brain, get your whole being into the groove and just watch how your cock pumps up.
 
Personally for me I clamped for many months maybe a year or more straight and it has always weakened my erections. I've done every girth exercise in existence so I'll add my 2 cents. Pumping works ok, but by the time you get it to a significant enough size to make a difference your erection will be much weaker, very hard to get like 95%. Someone in the pumpers forum actually said you need a cockring for this very reason in order to be effective. So it can work, but not in a great way, plus I noticed that most if not all of the pump will be gone by morning, esp. if you've been getting off all night so it would probably be bad to spend the whole night with her. Manuals will only hold significant pump for a few hours, maybe most of the night.

Now my suggestion. If you look in my sig. you'll notice I've just gained recently, and I feel like I am comtinuing to, I just like to make sure every gain is there to stay before I put it in my sig. So in my opinion the power jelqer is hands down the best thing for this (as well as gaining girth, at least for me nothing else works). After an hour to hour and a half session with this thing I am noticably bigger for the next 48 hours and my dick is fully functional or better.

I would recommend using it for a week before jumping into a long hard session because this fucker has alot of power in it. It also definitely takes some getting used to. I used it a few times when I first got it and didn't like the way it felt so I put it away for months. Just recently I was like "aw what the hell I got nothing to lose" and it just sort of clicked, and I started getting gains with it. Go to the jelq device website and read everything they have to say about it, it really helps with the routine (including testimonials).

Anyway, I know what worrks for one person doesn't always work for another, I know all too well about that, but this is just my take on the whole thing.
 
I don't like to do any kind of girth workout (jelqing, bending, etc) before a date because your dick may become to fatigued to get a good erection. However, stretching works great for me. It seems that I get the best erections an hour or two after a 30-45 minute stretch workout. You should try it Vaseline_Knight.
 
RazedNegative said:
What exactly is B.T.B.??
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Here there is plenty more on Thunders i dont think its been discussed much here it will increase the blood vessels supplying blood to the penis better longer harder erections:) and also help move plaque.

Bib said:
Guys, I am still sick as hell. Have taken a good bit of benedryl, so everything is lovely. Keep that in mind as you read this.

Especially for older guys, I think this is a big concern, not only in quality of erections, but also ability to grow. IT DOES NOT MATTER HOW MUCH TISSUE DEVELOPMENT YOU HAVE IF THERE IS NOT AN INCREASED BLOOD FLOW TO FILL IT.

Blood vessels are great inventions. Large ones supply smaller ones which supply smaller ones etc. The vessels supplying the penis are generally fairly large and are adequate for the normal size. If the size increases the size of the blood vessels must also increase. Not just the vessels within the visible penis, but those within the body also. For best results, they must also be kept free of obstructions.

I always jelqed behind the balls using thumb and forefinger. Using the body to trap the top side of the penis, I pushed the blood forward with the fingers. I have written before about my supposed plaque dislodging and resulting increases in blood flow and gains. I also think this is one of the biggest reasons horse squeezes are effective. Expanding the inner blood vessels supplying the penis.

Jelqing and horses equals exterior angioplasty. I'm going back to bed
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RazedNegative said:
What exactly is B.T.B.??
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Behind The Balls

The portion of the shaft between your anus and ballsack. You cannot encircle the shaft there, but you can jelq it using your thumb and forefinger together, pressed hard against your body with your inner penis in between them.

I have thought about this in the past, and I thought of using some of that wooden "massage devices" as a jelq device. You know, the kind with balls that roll when you move them over you body. One with only 2 balls, to replace the fingers, may do the trick.
 
Once again, just when I thought I was some kind of creative genius when it came to NPenis Enlargement, I find that I've been beaten to the punch!

I do a variation of the ***...actually thought I invented the whole damn thing, and I was "perfecting" it before springing it upon my enraptured audience, too late!...but with mine it's a mostly "hands off" operation.

What I do is this; after a good warm-up and a typical jelq/ULI session I grab a kitchen chair and a half inflated football (American style) and get ready to pump. Me, not the ball.

Now, the footbal has to be rigid, but not too hard because; A) you need it to stay in place, and, B) you want to exercise yer cock, not mash it, and, C) you guessed it; you're gonna be sittin' on it.

I get my good ol' adult entertainment goin for some extra stimulation and I sit with the chair backwards. (For whatever reason, this helps pump blood to the area via tightening the abs, it lets you rock back farther and helps with balance.)
Anyways, I'm in the chair, on the football, watchin' adult entertainment and kegeling blood into my cock as hard as I can as I'm leaning back, then, when I don't think I can pump any more blood into my cock, I hold the kegel and then slowly rock forward. This forces blood into the entire length of my cock and produces some considerable pressure...that's why I go slow. I've only just started about a week ago or so, but the soreness I feel tells me I'm onto something.
There are lotsa variations you can do with this and one added extra is the workout it gives to the abs, the lower back and all those other pelvic muscles.
Ol' lady sure likes the results too.

What got me started on this is one day I was thinkin' about the girth gains I've been making recently. And I realized that most, if not all, of my gains were all in the external penis. Well, what the hell was I gonna do to keep my cock from looking like a gawdamm popsicle? (Y'know; little stick, big dick.) And this is what I came up with.

Hey, if anybody tries this, lemme know how well it works for ya. Good luck.
 
IXL said:
I don't like to do any kind of girth workout (jelqing, bending, etc) before a date because your dick may become to fatigued to get a good erection. However, stretching works great for me. It seems that I get the best erections an hour or two after a 30-45 minute stretch workout. You should try it Vaseline_Knight.
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I agree with this.

Also do some.. manual clamped kegels (using your hand as the clamp) for like a few sets and seconds, and then stretch again, but not too many clamped kegels.
 
VK,

If I'm understanding you correctly then the solution to the problem is either a sustained bigger flaccid state or more blood flow all day so girth is there on demand.

The bigger sustained flaccid is easy enough, if that's your goal, with the proper exercises.

More blood flow is gonna be either more frequent or much longer jelq sessions. Then time becomes an issue. Four sessions lasting 20min each would work but you're still gonna have shrinkage.

You know erect levels are what counts. If you know you're gonna be put in a situation where your flaccid cock is gonna be shown to the masses, or a young female rofl , then go to the bathroom and do some stretches and some Uli's. They work wonders real quick and it will last long enough for the foreplay to take over.

That's my two cents...change anyone?


rofl
 
Chi said:
Behind The Balls

The portion of the shaft between your anus and ballsack. You cannot encircle the shaft there, but you can jelq it using your thumb and forefinger together, pressed hard against your body with your inner penis in between them.

I have thought about this in the past, and I thought of using some of that wooden "massage devices" as a jelq device. You know, the kind with balls that roll when you move them over you body. One with only 2 balls, to replace the fingers, may do the trick.
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Sounds good i hope somebody comes up with something.
 
MAXAMEYES said:
Once again, just when I thought I was some kind of creative genius when it came to NPenis Enlargement, I find that I've been beaten to the punch!

I do a variation of the ***...actually thought I invented the whole damn thing, and I was "perfecting" it before springing it upon my enraptured audience, too late!...but with mine it's a mostly "hands off" operation.

What I do is this; after a good warm-up and a typical jelq/ULI session I grab a kitchen chair and a half inflated football (American style) and get ready to pump. Me, not the ball.

Now, the footbal has to be rigid, but not too hard because; A) you need it to stay in place, and, B) you want to exercise yer cock, not mash it, and, C) you guessed it; you're gonna be sittin' on it.

I get my good ol' adult entertainment goin for some extra stimulation and I sit with the chair backwards. (For whatever reason, this helps pump blood to the area via tightening the abs, it lets you rock back farther and helps with balance.)
Anyways, I'm in the chair, on the football, watchin' adult entertainment and kegeling blood into my cock as hard as I can as I'm leaning back, then, when I don't think I can pump any more blood into my cock, I hold the kegel and then slowly rock forward. This forces blood into the entire length of my cock and produces some considerable pressure...that's why I go slow. I've only just started about a week ago or so, but the soreness I feel tells me I'm onto something.
There are lotsa variations you can do with this and one added extra is the workout it gives to the abs, the lower back and all those other pelvic muscles.
Ol' lady sure likes the results too.

What got me started on this is one day I was thinkin' about the girth gains I've been making recently. And I realized that most, if not all, of my gains were all in the external penis. Well, what the hell was I gonna do to keep my cock from looking like a gawdamm popsicle? (Y'know; little stick, big dick.) And this is what I came up with.

Hey, if anybody tries this, lemme know how well it works for ya. Good luck.
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lol does not sound very easy to do.
 
Actually, with just a little practice they're stoopid simple. The biggest problem I've got is keeping my enthusiasm in check...it's really, really easy to over pressurize this way...and who the hell wants a dick blow-out, huh?
What I find satisfying is the fact that I'm exercising every last molecule in my dick and overall it feels stronger, more "capable", readier for growth and my flaccid is coming along nocely; the "turtling" doesn't happen anywhere near as often any longer.

I'm pretty confident this is my best path to go from grower to shower.
 
bIgjOe said:
Pumping works ok, but by the time you get it to a significant enough size to make a difference your erection will be much weaker, very hard to get like 95%. Someone in the pumpers forum actually said you need a cockring for this very reason in order to be effective. So it can work, but not in a great way, plus I noticed that most if not all of the pump will be gone by morning, esp. if you've been getting off all night so it would probably be bad to spend the whole night with her. Manuals will only hold significant pump for a few hours, maybe most of the night.
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I agree w/you to a point, BJ. But if you only do 2 short, high-pressure, 5 min sets, you don't get that nasty bloat and you can still get 100% erections. Plus your cock still loks like your cock, just bigger and more vascular. I suggested this because I was under the impression that he just needed a quick size boost before sex, not permanent or 3 day enlargement. The cockring suggestion was not so much for getting or keeping a hardon. It is just to sustain the maximum amount of pump until he gets where he is going, then he has the option of taking it off.
 
*** = Behind the balls.

Okay what I would advise is to pump and clamp using this routine.


20 min pump
10 min clamp
10 min pump
15 min clamp

Its worked kick arse for me in the past and gets my girth well into the 7 inch uniform and 8 inches base.

You say clamping isnt really for you as it knackers the erection, well skip that and replace the clamp portion with wet jelqs ... jelq at a high erection [80%] for the time indicated.

I would also add a few horse sqeezes and Ulis into the mix as they are real good at working before sex.

Do this routine at least 2 hours before sex so that some of the fluid goes down, depending on how intense you went in the pump that is.

Also if you have Cialis or generic stuff of the same nature than get some of that and take that near the time of sex and you will notice great results with that and the routine I mentioned.

If you can, than perhaps buy a cock ring and use that during sex aswell, never done this myself YET but I have heard it works very well.
 
I still feel somebodies got to come up with something more friendly for B.T.B something in the same light as the jelqdevice i really think B.T.B is important but needs to be made more intense and easier to do to get the wanted effect.
 
Hey...ya don't NEED a football, I just had one hangin' 'round. Try a rolled up beach towel or even, say, a bicycle seat if you've got a stationary bike. Anything like that. The whole idea behind what I was talkin' about is filling yer cock with as much blood as possible and then squeeeezing that blood from the very root into the rest of your cock. The only actual real problem is keepin' yer balls outta the way as you rock.
 
pyro said:
Before sex, I would say jelqing and a hot bath is all you need. The hot shower helps the blood flow and makes you look bigger. My 2 cents

Clamping hurts erections, especially if thats all you do..I did clamping only for like a week and it was hard to get a boner.
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How many jelqs?

Assuming.. your in your gfs bathroom, and shes waiting for you to get out to fuck>

I got say.. max. 10min..

100 jelqs?

it takes me over 10mins to do 100 quality jelqs.. so maybe.. 50 quality jelqs before sex?

or..

100 light jelqs?

or 50 light quality jelqs?
 
pyro said:
From experience I would not do anything much right before sex.. I would do it days prior to you having sex..pulling and tugging on your dick to much will give you erection difficulties when having sex and thats a horrible feeling.
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True true.. im gonna fuck wednesday night so ive been working it hardcore
 
some seriously interesting posts in this thread.
I agree with you Pyro. Clamping kills errection quality. I find if i dont jelq during my clamp routines after a while i cant get that hard..
 
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