twofistd said:they are the most fucking ghetto stretch ever invented
doublelongdaddy said:LMWAOFrom food stamps, to green stamps, to used socks for big cocks...I am more ghetto than project steps
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Threak said:<TABLE class=tborder cellSpacing=1 cellPadding=4 width="100%" align=center border=0><TBODY><TR title="Post 245921" vAlign=top><TD class=alt1 align=left width=300>DLD Sock Stretches
These are very cool and extremely powerful, especially for those who struggle for intensity. This exercise, although simple in concept, is extremely intense and will give even the veterans a run for their money. Sorry about the illustration but I had to draw it freehand.
Keep in mind that this exercise can be done at virtually any angle and with a very cool style I invented, you can intensify it 2 fold.
What you will need is a long sock (I prefer the sports socks, but use what you have.) Take your flaccid penis in one hand while wrapping the sock around your penis with the sock, grabbing both ends of the sock after it is wrapped (see illustration) The first time you do this exercise you can try the Y-Stretch but you will see the potential and the limitless styles you can use after trying it. While stretching in one direction with the sock you will stretch in the opposite direction with the other hand. This is a basic DLD Sock Stretch but we can take it to another level, giving you optimum intensity.
Once you penis is wrapped in the sock (this is why I use a LONG sock) put both ends of the sock in your mouth and clamp down with your teeth. This leaves both hands to stretch the penis in the opposing angle. It will also allow for a continued stretch by alternating hands. Either way it is incredible.
A typical workout, using this method, would look like this;
I suggest doing 3 sets of each stretch but more or less can be added for convenience.
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While pulling, or biting, the sock downward pull your penis upward...hold for 30 seconds (or more if you like)
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While pulling the sock to the right, stretch your penis to the left.
Again, while stretching the sock to the left, stretch the penis to the right. This can't be done with biting. Hold stretch for 30-60 seconds.
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While pulling the sock upward pull your penis downward...hold for 30-60 seconds as biting cannot be used in this position.
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Since the sock is wrapped around your penis it would be impossible to do a full 360° but 180° is possible. While stretching the penis, in a circular motion to the right and down, stretch the sock holding hand in a circular motion to the left and up. Then While stretching the penis, in a circular motion to the left and up, stretch the sock holding hand in a circular motion to the right and down.
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I'll probably be banned caused "DLD" is all over the Thread Title and Exercise Name, and it's posted per requestdoublelongdaddy said:Hey Threak, you have a beautiful way of posting, much respect in your efforts! I would love for you or someone who has access to post this exercise at Thundersplace. I have not seen it there and there are allot of guys that I think will benefit from this. Thanks in advance.
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Threak said:I'll probably be banned caused "DLD" is all over the Thread Title and Exercise Name, and it's posted per request
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millionman said:DLD, Do you tie the sock around the base?
millionman said:So you're intent with the sock is to loop it around the base and hold onto the ends with one hand?
Also, Thunder's is the world's worst. They sit on their pedestal and judge EVERYONE. It doesn't matter if you're brand new to the site they expect the most and give the least. I've asked a few questions here and there and am usually met with at most what would equal a cool and sarcastic attitude. I will admit that there are more than a few cool guys there but sometimes it is hard to tell.
millionman said:DLD, You loop the sock around the base and grab the opposing ends with one hand? If that's the case then I gots to go buy me some longer socks. I only wear footies because long socks make my ankles look fat. LOL!!!
millionman said:...Thunder's is the world's worst. They sit on their pedestal and judge EVERYONE. It doesn't matter if you're brand new to the site they expect the most and give the least. I've asked a few questions here and there and am usually met with at most what would equal a cool and sarcastic attitude. I will admit that there are more than a few cool guys there but sometimes it is hard to tell.
Threak said:I posted the DLD Sock Stretch and was met by their Mod(s)-Squad with nothing but sarcasim and animosity. Questioning it's validity, source and ridicule of the exercise. What DLD did was simplify the equipment with everyday item a flippin' SOCK of all things.
OMG! Thunders Clan-mate(s) didn't think of it, this is no good we didn't create it so it can't be validated. I been following P.E. for over 20 years now and use to find material and equipment in the back of magazines well before the internet took off as it is now. They are not the inventor, innovator or the only thinker on P.E. It's almost if they want this to stay underground for their own selfish reasons. This is not like Body-Building where you work year round and compete with one another. Imagine that having P.E. competitions, sounds like a lot of money could be made with this.
Anyway, here is Thunder's reason for pulling the thread.
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When there's no Lightning with your Thunder it's just hot air blowing. Because where does it show Doublelongdaddy was banned and how am I suppose to know this. Other than reading the DLD-bashing threads. And the reason is not even in the Forum Guidelines
I broke the crust over there and the let the smell out and apparently they don't like the smell of DLD ... lol
doublelongdaddy said:While I have it on my mind, thanks to KOOKY, try the Rotary stretches with the Sock method. Not as powerful as with a [words=http://www.mattersofsize.com/join-now.html]Power Assist[/words] but definitely stepped up from purely manual.
You haven't joined any rooms.