Morphosis;581873 said:
you know you're addicted to PE... when you mistakenly call your lover by the name of your PE equipment.

lol
 
Very simple, yet fundamental identification property: you get excited as fuck if you measure only 0.05" more than last time.
 
Satyr;582252 said:
Very simple, yet fundamental identification property: you get excited as fuck if you measure only 0.05" more than last time.

it all adds up!
 
Morphosis;582340 said:
A journey of a 1000 millimetres begins with a single jelq.

So true, that first jelq is the beginnings of a exciting end!
 
you know your addicted to pe when you start hanging by your penis from the ceiling for maximum length gains XD
 
You know you're addicted to PE when you are going to change workplace, gonna have 3 other roommates in the same place and STILL consider taking your PE equipment LMAO!!!
 
You know you are addicted to PE when you subscribe to all threads that spark your interest.

BJ
 
doublelongdaddy;582485 said:
Excellent Art! Very cool picture, I will print and frame!
If you like to really frame it, I'll mail the original sketch to you, PM me...
 
Morphosis;582521 said:
If you like to really frame it, I'll mail the original sketch to you, PM me...

Already framed it, the copy is just fine! Great art!
 
...when you are looking forward to a Work-trip because you can PE in privacy.
 
Loader;586850 said:
...when you are looking forward to a Work-trip because you can PE in privacy.

PE in a private hotel room is Heaven:)
 
You know you're addicted, when DLD offers you a Million Dollars in order to settle a lawsuit; But you say " Keep the money and just give me a Length Master and a autographed copy of your new book ". Priceless.
 
Disco Dave;587066 said:
You know you're addicted, when DLD offers you a Million Dollars in order to settle a lawsuit; But you say " Keep the money and just give me a Length Master and a autographed copy of your new book ". Priceless.
You must admit. Sometimes a big dick is worth more than A Million Dollars.
 
Disco Dave;587066 said:
You know you're addicted, when DLD offers you a Million Dollars in order to settle a lawsuit; But you say " Keep the money and just give me a Length Master and a autographed copy of your new book ". Priceless.

Disco Dave;587070 said:
You must admit. Sometimes a big dick is worth more than A Million Dollars.
You know you're addicted to PE when... you comment on your whole post an hour later
 
Disco Dave;587070 said:
You must admit. Sometimes a big dick is worth more than A Million Dollars.

I would give up 2 inches for a million but I know I could get it back a few months later:)
 
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