You know you are addicted to P.E. when...

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You end up smashing a fat chick just to test out your new girth gains.
 
You know you are addicted to Penis Enlargement when you have a Penis Enlargement product wishlist. You know you are addicted to Penis Enlargement when taking time off from Penis Enlargement (even when injured) is like taking medicine.
 
You know you are addicted to Penis Enlargement when you start doing the 5x5x3 routine with sex and pumping. (5 min sex "wait till I finish my pumping and I'll start my edging session again dear" 5 min pumping)
 
You know you are addicted to Penis Enlargement when your girl tells you she CAN'T take it anymore and you pump for girth like crazy!
 
......when your body wakes you up at 5am with a raging hard-on so you can jelq, even though it's not a work day and you could have easily jelqed at 10 am. (Literally happens to me all the time, I'd rather sleep in honestly)
 
grapeape;575455 said:
......when your body wakes you up at 5am with a raging hard-on so you can jelq, even though it's not a work day and you could have easily jelqed at 10 am. (Literally happens to me all the time, I'd rather sleep in honestly)
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LMAO!
 
You know you are addicted to Penis Enlargement when your apartment complex catches fire and your concern is your Penis Enlargement equipment.:)
 
When you go to school an hour late cause you started your jelqing session a bit late..
 
When you leave class to go and do a little stretch session...

When you stretch in public transit...

When you go to write a 4 hour exam with your Phallosan put on and you can't focus on the exam cause all you're thinking about is the tension level, you just wanna keep taking a peek lol..
 
When you're upset that you can't use your base girth because girls can't take it that deep...yet you're still trying to increase your length :)
 
When after college you go to the mall just to go to the toilets to hit some BTC stretches (and do some edging), cause you got no privacy at home! LMAO

That was pretty fun! LMAO
 
You know you're addicted when you find yourself burglarizing homes; just so you can afford to buy a new PE product. Or when you have your mother smuggle in your PE extender while you're doing a 5 year prison sentence for the home robberies mentioned above. Lol
 
Disco Dave;579744 said:
You know you're addicted when you find yourself burglarizing homes; just so you can afford to buy a new PE product. Or when you have your mother smuggle in your PE extender while you're doing a 5 year prison sentence for the home robberies mentioned above. Lol
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....(speechless)....
 
You know you're addicted to PE, when you find yourself calling DLD at 4 oclock in the morning; to ask him if you should buy the X-40 or the X-40.
 
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You know you're addicted to PE, when you find yourself kidnapping Barack Obama in order to convince him to start advocating for federal funded PE research. LMAO.
 
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Disco Dave;580003 said:
You know you're addicted to PE, when you find yourself kidnapping Barack Obama in order to convince him to start advocating for federal funded PE research. LMAO.
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....... That's not addiction .... that's called psychosis
 
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